Every Grand Designs ever.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 0:01,
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I keep seeing him in Sainsbury’s adverts.
Someone should tell them that he’s the last person you want to persuade people the shop isn’t just for slightly posh people.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 6:35,
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Haha I just came here to post this
That feeling when your own stuff gets posted to b3ta before you do :D
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Oh so that was you was it? Good work.
YouTube said it had been up for a couple of days though so I figured it was fair game.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 9:36,
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Thanky
No problem at all :) I was tardy with posting it here.
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Just needed reference to the ones that are so long and arduous the kids have grown up and left home, the wife has filed for divorce, and the guy is left alone in a half-finished shell £5m in debt.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 10:32,
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That is basically the story behind the guy who says '2 million'. I did try using more elements of his divorce and stuff, but I wanted to keep the length down so I cut it out.
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God i want a bunker
In the 60s AT&T built a series of bunkers across the USA along a communications line to ensure comm's after a nuclear war. Nowadays you can buy them.
This is a tour of a well maintained one (for sale if you have $1.5 million).
Then this video m.youtube.com/watch?v=4H8ogjvjS7s is semi-derelict one being explored somewhere else, but both bunkers have the same layout and design so it's like some time travelling found footage student film.
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Not sure God reads b3ta links
Actually, pretty sure he's staying away
I suppose a church is the traditional spot but I'm skeptical he pays much attention there either
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 4:04,
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God will grant you a bunker, as long as you're willing to share it with two of every kind of animal, and don't mind a bit of a nuclear war upstairs
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 9:54,
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Basic, but could be yours for £10k?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/oct/19/nuclear-bunker-in-norfolk-to-to-sold-at-auction
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one like that came up for sale near my house, the guy who owned it bought it when pissed
he'd done some work to it but ultimately got bored with it
Bunkers are interesting, but with no natural light and only one exit, I don't fancy living in one
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if the chips are down, I'd prefer fo have multiple means of escape
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Well they suggested it would make a good wine cellar. If you want a wine cellar in the middle of a field, of course.
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A new BirdBox Studio animation!
That will save Smartie123 a job
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Varmint, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 20:35,
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thanks
their work always seems to be top notch! : ), Lovely animation skills
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rowlification 今は今, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 21:28,
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I never knew cocks had so many fingers
or tits.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 17:51,
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^this^
and "like a garbage bag full of buttermilk"
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unclepills, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 12:12,
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That gave me the lols , have a click!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 21 Oct 2024, 13:10,
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Blutista returns!
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 17:05,
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Women! To hell with your “limits”!
But do make sure your makeup doesn’t get smudged. There’s a good girl.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 23:24,
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A very big puzzle
I made this!
Students try out a puzzle that is also an experience.. its pangea
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Bon Jobi - Livin' On A Prayer
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 23:04,
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Alan Moore talks about writing
This is amazing. I'd never heard him speak before.
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Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 21:39,
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Here's more of him lollygagging
if you're ok with a bit of "41st Best Standup Ever" added
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxqBnx9B-6g
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unclepills, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 12:21,
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More W40K stuff - The Valentyne Heresy podcast.
Listen to a trio of nerds play an episodic D&D style Warhammer 40K TTRPG. Significantly more entertaining than it sounds.
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Chile-Dish: Make your own Adrian Chiles opinion piece
I made this!
The beloved Adrian Chiles is well known for his "interesting" Guardian opinion pieces. I made this little generator that allows you to write whatever text you like and put his lovely face next to it.
At some point I'll make a little quiz of "real Chiles vs fake Chiles", old fashioned styley, but haven't got round to it yet. Anyway, enjoy :)
N.B.: unlike Guinness Shandy (grauniad opinions, 2024-10-17), eating behind the wheel of a car (2024-10-16) and "small hard balls" (2024-08-08), this webpage has not been endorsed by Adrian Chiles.
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I like this
and think it would be fun if you added some randomly selected ones if you refreshed the page
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rob, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 8:09,
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Now there's an idea...
[I've added a couple on there for fun. But other people are much better at coming up with them than I am!]
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Happy to report that this bug is fixed. Chiles to your heart's delight.
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Cool
It works well with Adrian Mole quotes
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 16:46,
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Cheers, this will save some effort next time someone inadvertently Chileses on b3ta.
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Is it a bad thing to Chiles?
I'd love those small talk skills.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 12:36,
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I have to admit I usually enjoy Chiles. There is an art to his mundanity!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 23:12,
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I haven't taken NOS, but this made me laugh...
Having worked the festival numerous times, I can categorically state that it is now drug-free...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 23:31,
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What a Moran...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 0:41,
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RIP Pigsy
Toshiyuki Nishida dead at 76: Actor was best known for his role as Pigsy in the TV series Monkey
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 20:48,
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Well he can't bum everyone.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Oct 2024, 0:28,
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Not like Monkey and his magic expanding staff
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 1:49,
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Golden Crocoduck nominees 2024
(Potholer54)
The award is given every year on the feast day of St Jude Thaddeus (Patron Saint of Lost Causes), October 28, for the biggest breach of the Ninth Commandment in the pursuit of the creationist cause.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 20:32,
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Add a summary.
Come on people, at least try...
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:17,
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I thought the golden crocoduck was well known round these parts, soz.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:19,
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Tram journey across Hong Kong Island from September 2009
I made this!
I've made a new YouTube channel where so far I'm uploading long videos taken out of the windows of public transport in China. If that sounds interesting (it probably doesn't, I am aware of this) then here's one, and another more depressing one is here - youtu.be/Ex3yrwskcNg
May upload actually interesting content on the channel at some stage, will see how I feel.
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Zuowan, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 16:12,
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cool
Went there for the handover. Odd times
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 0:04,
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just on technical side of things, you can eliminate the jerkiness (with the vid, this isn't a personal attack)
*by propping your elbow on the sill (im assuming you're just sticking your cam out the left window) or some other surface like an armrest (poor man's tripod)
*using stabilizer in post if you have video editing software. Premiere has warp stabilizer that does wonders, it's piss easy. Its been a few years since I was in honkers, but they used to sell pirate software every second shop in mong kok
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 4:35,
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Well it's a video from 15 years ago with a rubbish camcorder from a very shaky tram
From memory I was steadying my arms against the ledge at the front (not out of the window) for large sections, I'd left my tripod in the UK but not sure it would have made much of a difference anyway. I did put it through stabilization software for the music video I made from it (in the description on youtube) but ultimately it's a done thing from an age ago and it is what it is.
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Zuowan, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 9:53,
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ah, that explains the lack of teslas on the road
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 11:56,
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BIONIC LORD
What more do you need, beyond the phrase BIONIC LORD?
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 13:06,
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Democratic socialism would be nice.
Oh look it's a tory who only started campaigning for social justice and equality once something bad had happened to him personally.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 14:32,
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Zeal of the convert innit, might as well make the most of it while it lasts
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I'm sure he's a total knob-end. I just liked the phrase.
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 20:34,
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I’ve been into 40k recently.
90% of what I know comes from this series.
Full playlist
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jonbob loves you, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 11:01,
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Happy b3taday jonbob!
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 12:10,
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NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDD!!!
I mean I'm currently painting up a Tallarn Leman Russ but hey...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 13:17,
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I just like the lore side of things.
I’ve never so much as picked up a brush; my nerdery tends towards a more papery direction. Or at least it used to.
Click for bigger (68 kb)
If you watch long enough for Magnus to show up you might just recognise the voice.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 13:29,
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I love this
Both TF2 and the skills. I'll look into TF 2 paper craft.
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Wow
That's really well done! I love your colour choices quite aside from your modelling skills!
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rowlification 今は今, Mon 21 Oct 2024, 21:30,
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I can’t take credit, I didn’t create the model I just built it.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 22 Oct 2024, 6:39,
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cANdlezzzz !!!!
you Sir, are on fire !
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 17 Oct 2024, 20:06,
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