** Premièring on B3ta! ** ... Blue Funday!
I made this!
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A new profile pun jam by yours truly for Blue Monday (20 Jan), which may be even bluer than usual for many, given the red carpet treratment of a certain orange one.
This is a première for B3ta folk - the link will remain 'unlisted' on Youtube until Monday, when I'll be posting on Bluesky and other socials. If you like it, I'd be grateful of a push then. Enjoy
(BTW, I have some close family experience with severe depression and attempted suicide, so I'm also hoping to raise a bit of awareness for the charity CALM. New Order are releasing their third annual Blue Monday T-Shirt in aid of the charity on the same day.)
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(, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 19:27, Reply)
very clever
consider it clicked and will be shared :)
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 21:07,
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That's great
Click from me too
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 23:59,
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Fcuk. I didn't understand the premise after watching....twice. It's early
I was blind to the lyrics fitting and was looking for joke names in themselves, like Eva D'Strukshun or Courtney Fish.
Good luck with this and solidarity to all who suffer today or indeed , any day.
Thanks and clicked, of course,
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 19 Jan 2025, 22:15,
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10kg beyblade destroys things
Contains beer wastage but it's only Budweiser and Heineken. Sorry I think I've posted a video from this channel before: bonus Lynch related link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xp4KBPAlkU
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 18:21,
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Trees, sunlight, Sintra - Mrs Wizards' new piece
I made this!
Using Rebelle, with textured canvas function, her own brushes, and working from her own photo.
I'm always stunned by how she captures the light, the focal length of the camera she used at the time, and all that stuff. It's all down to lots of practice, of course.
Makes you sick.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 17:32,
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I'm having a lot of trouble with this little square tube-enthusiast absorbing my meaty tubes
I made this!
Sausages are meat tubes you know. I've had problems with this little square guy absorbing my meaty tubes. I get that he loves tubes, I mean who doesn't love tubes? Tubes are superdupergood! But absorbing my sausages is frankly infuriating.
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crab_bloke), Sat 18 Jan 2025, 14:59,
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I'm surprised they didn't paint the grass either.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 11:35,
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It’s like a cross between Star Trek and Laura Ashley
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 13:00,
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EUR 2 333 333?
Bargain! At least I won't have any decorating costs.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 14:39,
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Migraine trigger house hurts.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Jan 2025, 15:40,
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Only if you turn on the lights or open the curtains, just sit in the dark with sunglasses on and drink in the view.
(, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 16:11, Reply)
Imagine the jeopardy of
drinking a glass of red wine in that house.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 14:52,
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I specialise in projectile vomiting red wine
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 16:38,
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I too have this superpower
I was on holiday in France and had a bit too much red wine. Got back to the room and projectile vomited rare steak and red wine down the wall and drunkenly slurred "there is a corner of a foreign room that is forever England!"
I was pleased at my wit anyway
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 9:34,
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Harry Hill on Letterman
I can't imagine what they thought.
Kudos to Harry for absolutely not compromising his act.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 0:25,
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Never liked him.
Far too "lol wacky" for my taste but each to their own.
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 0:59,
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His TV stuff could be like that
But I saw him live a few times and he had me totally corpsed
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 1:52,
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Did not expect it to go that well!
You can see the moment he notices it, too.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 20:12,
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Reminded me of Steve Martin early on in 1968
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQVnHltFYvc
and then of course, Tommy Cooper earlier than that on Ed Sullivan www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWh011M7gRs
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 18 Jan 2025, 21:47,
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Oh that Tommy Cooper clip is amazing!
Did not know he did that!
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 20 Jan 2025, 2:21,
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Based of a true story
more bonkers
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 21:09,
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Star Wars - A New Hope but it's ruined by AI
I agree with one of the comments of a previous video. This is the generation of YTP.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 20:53, Reply)
I am proud to have been instrumental in this important scientific discovery
I made this!
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crab_bloke), Fri 17 Jan 2025, 16:07,
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The music is actually by my son Zac
which gives me a great deal of joy
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crab_bloke), Sat 18 Jan 2025, 14:58,
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David Lynch made a few Car adverts
....and they're just as atmospheric as his other works.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 11:23, Reply)
To be fair
Elon is basically just an investor of Space X, he never really does anything nor gets involved
(, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 16:27, Reply)
To be even more fair, that's total bollocks.
'Make it more pointy' speaks for itself.
The interview with Everyday Astronaut where EA asks why Starship/Superheavy has two different fuel systems and doesn't that increase complexity, followed by the 2nd EA interview where Elon explains how he unified the fuel systems to reduce complexity (it was all his idea because he so smrt).
There are various other tales of him making difficult and tribunal-worthy demands of his design teams, and the anti-union stuff is a top down policy. It's his project to get humanity to Mars, and everyone is working under his direction (despite what Bill Nelson has been led to understand).
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 17:47,
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One of his former employees summed Musk up best:
"Elon wants the world to be saved, but only if he’s the one to do it."
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jonbob loves you, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 18:45,
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Allegedly
there are teams employed at Spacex and Tesla to talk him out of the ketamine induced whims he has from moment to moment, and to limit the damage of implementing them before he changes his mind again.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 19:14,
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Perhaps they should increase the ketamine instead.
It might cut down on his 3am telephone diatribes.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 20:11,
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He is obsessed with all that longtermism shite
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 10:33,
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Ask him to build a rocket engine
See if you get further than "Give money to people who know what they are doing"
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 1:55,
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Bill burr did a bit on steve jobs like that
m.youtube.com/watch?v=1liOZ1fW1F8
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Everybody talking about his films
But I also think his music is brilliant, with his weird little voice and a guitar like tortured metal. The guitar in this is great and I really like his guitar style in general.
Probably marmite but his music has a trance like quality (for me)
Also: This came out shortly after I split up from a long term relationship. This is a good song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=odW98nSLZBg
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 7:51,
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He essentially brought about this weird little genre to mainstream attention.
He has left an enormous mark on cinema and music.
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I love this tale of how he and Angelo Badalamenti composed the music for Twin Peaks.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-eqgr_gn4k
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 10:16,
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Fake, no r... Oh.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 22:31,
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You'll have to explain it to me...
I'm misisng something
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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 15:09,
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I was going to suggest you Googled goatse
But have this instead
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 18:26,
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ok, thanks
let’s be honest, it’s been a long time. I thought we were over this. I guess we’ll never be over this.
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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 0:09,
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It has been a long time.
It makes me wonder when we'll eventually see kirk in the annual monkeon collage of death.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 1:42,
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Never. Get over it.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 1:56,
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The Satanic Panic is back!
These actual Satanists are hell bent on destroying civilisation via the medium of... Abusing children online..? Charles Manson level batshittery.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 18:51,
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Edgy internet nonces attempting to emulate a Nazi cult from the 80s
I'm somewhat concerned by the rise of this sort of stuff lately
(, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 19:06, Reply)
more online child abuse!
www.eurogamer.net/genshin-impact-maker-agrees-to-pay-20m-in-ftc-case-accusing-it-of-violating-childrens-privacy-and-deceiving-players
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 18 Jan 2025, 1:54,
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He had good hair till the end.
Not many achieve that.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 23:14,
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Redneck Wants to Impeach Obama
NSFW
First they came for the flavoured dips, and I did not care, for I was not a redneck.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 17:25, Reply)
That was 15 years ago
I'm sure he's mellowed into a much more balanced individual given the political climate in The States.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 12:37,
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A new Stand Up Maths video
The man named after an asteroid* is going to get stung by a bullet ant for maths fun.
I've not even watched it yet, but I know it's gonna be good.
*Maybe the other way round.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 16:18, Reply)
All publicity is good publicity
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 14:11,
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Memory: The Origin of Alien
NSFW
Feature-length documentarydoo on the creation of the sci-fi classico.
Enjoy!
(, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 9:40, Reply)
Nah, an Australian would shorten the words rather than inexplicably lengthen them.
(, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 12:53, Reply)
I thought standard oz was to shorten and add a "y" (dishwasher becomes dishy)
But documentary already has a "y" on the end so he could have either shortened and added an o ("doc-o") but he lengthened and added a "doo" which i don't feel is invalid.
Also "aroo" fine but definitely not "arino".
(, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 16:41, Reply)
I think *arino is authentic enough.
Bit 90s, maybe.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 16 Jan 2025, 17:50,
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
I'm sure you're not a twat, a knobhead maybe, twat is going too far.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Jan 2025, 0:14,
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Indeed be kind, at worst a touch of a bellend but certainly not a wazzock
(, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 6:49, Reply)
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