That is delightful
Farms really can be dangerous places, but at least I didn't drown in a slurry pit like I would have in the 70s
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 22:16,
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This hasn't had enough love. It's great.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 9:38,
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Sépie Z Hor - Mor
I'm currently in Prague, attendind Lunchmeat Festival yet again...out on a wander, czeching out some interesting beer-related places in the suburbs and stumbled across a little beer festival (lots of great local craft ale) that also had a battle of the bands thing going on...could be the beer talking, but these guys were great: a very Ozric Tentacles vibe.
Edit: this is more representative of what they were like:
youtube.com/watch?v=yxteFUCk9_M
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 17:48,
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A stripped back Knocking on Heaven's Door
I made this!
I always liked the GnR version of KOHD but after subsequent listens I wondered what Axl Rose would sound like singing over a more stripped bacl version. Not entirely convinced but it scratched an itch and found it an interesting listen.
A tenuous 'I made this'...
(, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 11:25, Reply)
Nothing could persuade me to listen to Knockin on heaven's DOWOWOOOW
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 12:59,
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I have never been able to enjoy any noises involving Axl's voice
- but that is still a good bit of editing
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 14:41,
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Now add in the one-man band sounds
kazoo, knee cymbals, back drum and so on
(, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 15:59, Reply)
Borethian Rhapsody
One has not truly heard Queen until one has heard it in the original Klingon.
Even I think it’s a bit cringe, but I have to admire the dedication. I’m sure I translated Only You myself at one point.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 21:39,
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The other one.
I was on a work trip years ago with nothing but my laptop, the hotel TV and very spotty wi-fi. That Mike Myers film, So I Married an Axe Murderer was on and in that film there’s a character who can sing Only You (The Platters one) in a dozen different languages. I was bored, and I remembered I had the Klingon dictionary as a PDF, so I thought what the hell. I probably still have it saved on the laptop.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 18:19,
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Some things are best left unmolested.
I envisaged an AI voice trying to sing like Beth Gibbons in Klingon. I did have food poisoning though.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Sep 2025, 0:02,
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Isn't a food poisoning induced fever dream what prompted Cameron to make Terminator?
Neither you nor Beth Gibbons have nothing to fear from me. I might translate the lyrics just for something to do but I'd never be so cruel as to subject anyone to me trying to sing them.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 27 Sep 2025, 4:45,
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My phone just caught fire with the heat of candleness!
Concandulations!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 0:51, Reply)
And I thought my 20 candles yesterday were impressive!
Happy candles to you!
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 10:09,
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Burn in the fire of YOUR CANDLES!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 13:21,
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Weird you should post this today, just found this yesterday www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iehuh4Qx9c
It's worth a look.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:23, Reply)
I bumped into this band the other day.
This song Sounds very Lou Reed unfluenced.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N00j38j85YM
(, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 20:37, Reply)
'Bring me sunshine in your smile...'
I'm getting strong Morecambe and Wise vibes from the new statues.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Sep 2025, 19:32,
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They’ve already removed it.
The permit was granted until the 28th but the piece has been removed for “reasons”.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 20:45,
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I'm still annoyed the council got rid of this statue
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 21:00,
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Yes, in Grantham of all places
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 22:46,
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Ah yes I remember now
When compared to some of the recent politicians she seems less of a monster.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Sep 2025, 23:55,
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I once had lunch in the old Roberts (Thatch's Dad) shop which had...
...been converted into a restaurant, with one part done up to look like the shop when Thatch was a child. We were the only diners and the owner explained how it wasn't very popular with locals, but visitors from down south loved it. "If only this was in Essex" he lamented.
Bumped into a friendly local and got chatting about this and was told how the shop had been widely used, and Mr Roberts had a reputation as a big cunt, and later his daughter developed a similar reputation.
Jason from Sleaford Mods is from Grantham, but chose Sleaford because he wanted no association with Thatch.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 17:03, Reply)
Well authoritarians are often humourless, angry and fragile.
It represents a challenge to their control.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Sep 2025, 22:08,
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Trump himself can be quoted as saying
"Smart people don't like me, they don't like what we say"
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 22:48,
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Should have gone to Specsavers
Three people injured as car crashes into Specsavers
(, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 18:28, Reply)
Fashtermind
I made this!
Probably a bit too depressing, but given the free ride that the media currently seem to be giving to extreme right wing views, I thought it might be slightly less horrendous if it was made into a fun multi-choice quiz. So yeah...fun :/
Fashtermind
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We're all extreme right wing now, so take your fucking quiz - which I'm required to say is good work! *pats on head* - and get right to fuck you pinko cunt
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 24 Sep 2025, 18:19,
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Unsurprisingly easy to get them mixed up.
Good quiz though.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Sep 2025, 18:31,
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/\
Highly ethical guy who lives on benefits is perfectly happy - on behalf of taxpayers who are actually paying - for unlimited new Britons to claim benefits too
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 24 Sep 2025, 18:44,
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Who said anything about immigrants?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Sep 2025, 18:58,
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I'm going to stick my neck out and say everyone on that quiz which I didn't do, but if it focusses on fitness, discipline and a bold curiosity for the adventure ahead then I apologise and approve
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 24 Sep 2025, 19:11,
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Best at: Adolf Hitler — 5/5
I'm not sure if that's something to be proud of.
Wondering how it would play if you popped in some Davros quotes.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 18:54,
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Heheh
I was watching Destiny of the Daleks and it struck me that you could replace Dalek for Grok, and he sounds like Elon.
"Errors of the past will be rectified. I will add new design elements to Grok's circuitry. I will equip Grok with all the knowledge of the universe!"
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 20:56,
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Score: 11 / 15 Accuracy: 73% Best at: Adolf Hitler — 2/2
I really should not be so familiar with the rhetoric of far right spaff bubbles.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 22:52,
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Great find. Got Threads vibes to it
Which of course is just the style at the time but I can see these programmers desparately trying to get Bandersnatch published even after Sheffield has been reduced ot a pile of rubble
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 15:17,
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I find it fascinating that programmers were being forced to meet unattainable deadlines
driven by questionable conmercial decisions 40 years ago.
Most of my favourite computer games from that era were written by "bedroom programmers", although they still had to deal with a lot of what is covered in the video (marketing, distribution, etc.)...it's interesting how the indie game maker is a thing again...
This is another interesting video on that YT channel that has parallels with the early days of computer game publishing (direct sales, advertising in specialist publications, etc.).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 15:55,
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Candleburger Day
I think it’s my B3rthday today. As such, you’re all invited to watch this Neil Hamburger show on YouTube. Cheers yeah?
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 7:59,
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Happy ones, Brentos.
Gawd bless ya
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 10:00,
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And blessings to you, the Uncliest of all the Pills. Hope you’re well.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:22,
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Spazzy, you dear thing. Hope you’re good.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 11:32,
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Mega happy candles you massive belm
*hugs*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 13:32,
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20 happy flaming candles CANCELLED BY WOKE
Love me some Hamburger, btw. His Kiss and RHCP routines especially. Bring back Poolside Chats, I say.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 16:41,
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I see him whenever he visits our shores
Just one of the funniest acts on the planet. And yes his Gene Symonds and Eric Clapton bits are often highlights
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 19:39,
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I wrote a song about Pigeons
I made this!
Yes, I'm far too old to be carrying on like this.
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Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 19:37,
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Batshit
Concerning behavioral changes seen in chimps may hold clues to past and future pandemics
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I'd be concerned if one of my close relatives was eating poop
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 17:48,
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Unless they were German
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 2:18,
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I'd be concerned if one of my close relatives was German, yes
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 12:27,
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Sewing Machine + Hurdy-Gurdy + Electronics = Total Mad Lad
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 0:18,
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That Tom(my) Robinson had an earlier career
I wonder if his fans know
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 20:23,
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Saw TRB at Hammersmith somehwere around 1978 (ihad to check the date)
At a time when an act of rebellion was for him to kiss another man on stage.
I hope this helps
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 13:04,
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Nowadays he could suck him off onstage whilst undergoing live gender reassignment surgery by a naked surgeon who was smeared head to toe in his own faeces in front of an audience of copulating otherkin and nobody would bat an eyelid
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 21:52,
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That’s progress for you.
Imagine what you’ll be able to see in the future.
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HAHAHAHA he's a poof but he's called Tom Robinson, which is almost like Tommy Robinson HAHAHAHA who probably has a problem with trans weirdos actually now that I think about it, but fuck it it's all the same fucking bender thing HAHAHHAHA
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 23 Sep 2025, 19:02,
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Bravely defying the stereotype created by the likes of Freddie Mercury, Elton John and others that all homosexuals are musically talented
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 21:58,
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I am a big fan of Yolanda Charles - session bassisst and all-round top musician
here's her latest project. Deserves more views than it's got.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 15:19,
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I'm not listening to 30mins
I'm guessing she tells everyone to settle down and live together harmoniously, to keep your religious views to yourself and just be excellent to each other no matter what colour, creed or religion?
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At one point she compares herself to Jesus by forgiving Tyler Robinson just as JC forgave those who crucified him.
Close enough, I guess.
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Is prejudicing a fair trial not a thing over there then?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 17:15,
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In her defence, she didnt actually name him. Just referred to him as the 'Assassin'.
But let's be real, we know there's no way a fair trial is taking place anyway.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 18:35, Reply)
Not when you can make more millions keeping the grift going.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 21:42,
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I've often wondered that, how they select a jury of people who don't know/have any opinion about the accused
when the investigation is brainfarted to everyone as it happens
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I guess they will pick a group of people
who know nothing at all, just to be sure.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 11:00,
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If this isn't autotuned to cher's Believe, then I don't want to know.
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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 22 Sep 2025, 14:27,
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No thanks, I've just eaten.
However, I have heard a good speech today.
Poland tells Russia to fuck off.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fgLtZJWNJ4
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 22 Sep 2025, 19:39,
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obligatory quote
"His name is Robert Poulson. His name is Robert Paulson"
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 23:22,
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I assume they mean they're going to end up being shot...
www.theglobalstatistics.com/united-states-gun-violence-statistics/
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States_(2000%E2%80%93present)
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_in_2025
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 24 Sep 2025, 14:36,
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Thunderbirds Remastered
Here is the full playlist. Just the early episodes, not the ones from the 90s.
The plots are as shaky as the sets, and the high resolution shows a lot more flaws, but it's still fun working out what random bits and pieces they used to make the props.
ed: If you only watch one episode, make it number 23. Giant Alligators!
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jonbob loves you, Sun 21 Sep 2025, 23:25,
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The best explosions to date and such amazing music
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 9:45,
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So who didn't ride a tea-tray down the stairs as a kid after watching Thunderbirds?
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Somebody mention Shrooms?
Glasscock be damned
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 21 Sep 2025, 23:03,
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Nice
There was a post on here a few years ago
It looked a bit like a graphic equalizer.
It looked black and white at first, then there were chime sounds near the end and became colourful.
I have never been able to find it again.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2025, 1:55, Reply)
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