Yay for Binface!
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 18:38,
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Here he is arguing Homer and Athenian democracy with Mary Beard. youtu.be/FfMvbdroAQM
He gets testy with people when they talk about the man under the bin. Not that there is one of course; he’s a Recyclon through and through.
(jonbobloves you, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 19:01,
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I'd like it if recycling companies tried to bribe him and subsequent articles in Private Eye exposing them. Questions raised in the house, defensive interviews, perhaps a whiff of sexual scandal. This could run and run.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 22:32,
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Surely you’re not referring to that coquettish little Poubellatrix from Sigma VII!
(jonbobloves you, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 2:48,
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He needs to be careful around daleks. /oldjoke
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 15:42,
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PHWOAR!
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 18:46,
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Bit harder this year with only 3cm³ of water
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 21:09,
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Czech Stuart Hall at 4:52...
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 20:02,
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OK
So, if you're a bloke on a bike, get your speed up and freewheel, the angular momentum will keep you upright, not pedalling will stop the wobble, the plank is almost straight, compensate by leaning, keep your eyes on the front wheel. If you're a woman pushing a barrel: Take it very slow. (The physics would dictate that you do the same as the bike, as long as it's fairly straight as the angular momentum of a full barrel is huge and would keep it on target) They should take it slow for obvious reasons.
(An Egg,D, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 1:04,
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By far the hardest part of the bike bit is being able to resist overcorrecting yourself.
If you focus too much on keeping the tyre perfectly centred on the beam, you begin to make small, abrupt and unnecessary corrections. Then you you have to correct that correction, then that one, etc; not helped by the fact that as soon as you push the bars in one direction, the bike tries to go the other way.
(Huw EdwardsYer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 8:26,
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Headline: Don't Knock the Bald Head
I was watching them perform this live on an episode of Runaround earlier and thought it sounded very much like somethimg from a Mario game.
(Ambegrislikes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 21:17,
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Top!
I have no idea how I haven't heard that before.
(An Egg,D, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 22:21,
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Me neither
as this is exactly my kind of thing. Someone in the comments calls it prog ska, heh.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 21:03,
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Well, yeah
Me too.
(An Egg,D, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:26,
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Was evidently covered by Bad Manners.
(who's_the_what?, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 14:33,
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brill
(simbosanis too tired, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 2:29,
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Belated candles!
Select all squares with Pedro…
(jonbobloves you, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 16:05,
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Wow, massive Candleday!
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 17:03,
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The fire! It burns!!
Happy candlemas
(OctoI ruin everything., Mon 3 Aug 2026, 18:12,
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So many candles
So much life frittered away.
Huzzah!
(Smiley_Neilfilling the interweb with crap, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 21:08,
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They cleaned the air
It's fires everywhere!
(An Egg,D, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 23:50,
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Goatse Corner ContributionNSFW
Whether it's NSFW rather depends on whether your colleagues know what goatse is, hahahahah.
(Numbnutz, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 22:50,
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Many, many years ago I used to be a regular on the main board where I would contribute mostly shit jokes and bad photoshops.
Since then I've gone off to make films and things, and recently made this zero-budget, shot-on-my-phone short comedy film, and I thought it could be the sort of thing that B3tans might enjoy, so here it is.
Pull up a kitten, you'll never lea... no, that doesn't work
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 23:07,
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A great big warning appeared when I pressed play
that said (i) AI MADE WITH AI So I immediately stopped because I don't want to support any art or media made using AI at all. Has it been made with AI at all?
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 19:56,
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Oh God no, I utterly despise AI.
All of it was made by me - I shot it on my phone (and a little bit on a fancy BlackMagic camera), edited and graded it in Premiere, did the VFX in After Effects.... I even wrote and recorded the music in Pro Tools.
I also demonstrate my incredible acting range by playing the corpse on the beach. Not one moment of this is AI.
I now need to get onto youtube and find out why they've flagged it as AI.
Thanks for the heads up!! I would never have spotted that, and it's been up for a while now.
(Skept1c, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 21:27,
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Good to know
The AI alert seems to have gone now, you must have youtube superpowers. I've been hearing of a lot of false positives with their AI detection recently....
Anyway, I watched your film and enjoyed it so there. x
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 21:17,
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They flagged one of Kurzgesagt's videos recently.
But they're more than happy to take money from people who use AI to make adverts for scams.
Fuck Google.
(jonbobloves you, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 2:13,
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I heard the Kurzgesagt thing was more than one video
like they'd decided the whole channel was AI.
Meanwhile Isaac Arthur is showing his face but his scripts read like GPT slop. It's a really shitty world right now eh.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 4:41,
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Thanks :)
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(Skept1c, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 12:38,
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Deja vu
is this an annual time trial race type of thing?
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 22:26,
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I'd guess fastest to finish still alive, maybe a series of races though i'd have thought dry weather would be required.
We've definitely had similar downhill through streets, through forests and down mountains. Dim and distant past there was someone who had a down the mountainside commute back home, think he went to work via a skilift.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 22:57,
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I am sure I recognise the course and
as I don't watch 1st person bike videos except when they get linked here, I'm sure I saw it here.
I was expecting it to finish in a picturesque village but maybe that's a similar but different course, or maybe this one just cuts out early?
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 21:19,
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It's a video of half a wheel.
Some ska would improve it.
(An Egg,D, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 23:49,
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Book them for Wrestlemania
I need to hear them doing America the Beautiful. Also I would like to see this rendition transcribed.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 15:04,
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Transcribed in musical notation, that is.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 17:07,
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I saw that too.
(An Egg,D, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 0:10,
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Better than I can sing now so definitely better than i'll sing at 85
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 2 Aug 2026, 19:50,
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wow that was bad
i Did a dj spot for marthas band about 10 years ago. she sang fine back then.
(amoebaboychose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Aug 2026, 15:39,
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NWOBM innitI made this!
38 years ago today Iron Maiden released the single of The Evil That Men Do which had on it's b-side a version of an older song 'Charlotte the Harlot' that came from their first album in 1980.
There were always lots of comments of 'Great recording but Paul sang that one better originally' so I had a go putting Paul Dianno on lead vocals on the 1988 version and Bruce Dickinson on backing.
Tentatively clicking I made this as I did this arrangement.
So, if I make a lifesize one in, say, Dudley will people come?
The turbolifts will eventually take you to The Next Generation etc...
(An Egg,D, Tue 4 Aug 2026, 0:48,
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It's my special day so please enjoy a picture of my leg
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 9:14,
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*squints*
CANDLES 4EVA
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 10:03,
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My dear TP
Happy candles. Hope you’re well. Funnily enough, I don’t have any tattoos but if I did, it would be this one.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 10:16,
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Townsy!!! It's been too long. Fratb3tanal candufabulations. p
(unclepills, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 12:00,
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Frat bet anal, I can imagine that happening.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:13,
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Happy Candleday
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:11,
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Happy Candles!
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 19:56,
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Happy b3ta Day!
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 21:15,
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Well, happy candles!
(Varmint, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 21:16,
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Can you please make it larger?
It's hard to see.
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 21:38,
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All the single candles
(All the single candles)
(garoldyou're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 21:56,
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I can't quite make out the individual pixels from 100 meters away could you make it a little bigger?
Undefined candle pun error on line 01
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 1 Aug 2026, 22:59,
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