Hooray, about time we had a PM with trisomy
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 23:44,
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hmmmm
highly amusing Binface antics
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 12:42,
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Actual lol
I especially like the way it cuts before her response
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LP, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 13:07,
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The outpouring of support for Binface way up here in the North has been inspiring.
I decided to move my wheelie bin from its usual spot in the back garden and put it at the roadside as a gesture of solidarity with that intrepid space warrior. It turns out that the entire street have had exactly the same idea!
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jonbob loves you, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 18:58,
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I’m just trying to get as much mileage out of it as I can.
The way things are going it may be several weeks before the Count stands in another byelection!
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jonbob loves you, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 19:50,
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Fucklift fans w/ facebook access, check this out.
Might record it and post to Youtube if u want :D
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 13:02,
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Not clicking that, might support yet another genocide.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 17:59,
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Who?
Pedro, Fucklift, or Facebook?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 18:59,
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FB, obviously, but you've got me intrigued.
Which genocide(s) has Pedro supported?
How can a tragically failed meme about forklifts support genocide?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 19:06,
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How do you know it's tragically failed if you haven't seen it 😭
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 20:53,
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knowyourmeme.com/search?context=&sort=&q=fucklift
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 22:33,
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well that's just like, your opinion, man!
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PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 0:31,
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Mofaha has the day off.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 15:50,
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Because you're sharing a pro-genocidal social media link.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 18:23,
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Can you post it on Friends Reunited plz? Tks
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 9:58,
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50 shades of hay
This might be the only film I go see in the cinema this year
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 9:04,
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At least it wasn't a bad remake of The Wicker Man, that wood be the last straw.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 12:23,
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groan, and creak, and other wood based noises.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 21:36,
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I looked IMDB
The critics gave it a pretty good rattan
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 0:12,
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They clearly enjoyed the tale that was woven.
The one time being a basket case is an advantage.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 16:55,
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Looks interesting, and Colman is an instant watch for me.
But so far, the only film I have any interest of suffering the cinema for is The Incomer, and even then only if the wee independent inside the local theatre shows it. I have no intention of setting foot in another commercial cinema as long as I live.
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If his first name isn't John then that's a crying shame.
John Wicker has a nice ring to it.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 12 Aug 2026, 11:17,
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Oh Clacton!
Wonderfully charming song to add to the Counts Election playlist.
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The UK’s “worst“ pro boxer is not what he seems....
NSFW
Rather insightful look at a successful loser.
Former national champion amateur boxer realised he could make more money if he, ahem, didn't try to win.
This is legally different from throwing or fixing a fight. Somehow.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 19:52,
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Japanese mentalness
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 21:15,
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Or German mentalness in Japan?
www.facebook.com/samuraipizzacats/
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 6:09,
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It could well be.
It just popped up in my feed and seemed suitably insane.
I don't have the book of face
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 23:53,
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Swedemason - Swedemason
I made this!
The guys at Half the Picture wanted to hear me bang on for and hour, so I obliged. Then I remixed it to give myself a taste of my own medicine. It was excruciating.
link to full thing here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PwsWPNshl0
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 18:14,
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Grand as, to see you.
If maybe a little unsettling.
HuzzaH! \o/
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unclepills, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 20:04,
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Fantastic
as always
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 21:19,
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Stephen Merchant's let himself go.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 22:34,
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Get in! Never don't be milking it!
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 8:25,
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nice
apart from the satire and your editing skill, you've got a real ear for musical hooks
I often find myself in the kitchen singing annoyingly to my kids "base, base, base...the buttery biscuit base"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 2:09,
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Hello Swede
Long time fan, first time mitherer.
A loooong time ago, I presume from a website you had or something, I remember listening to a track that had a sample that went something like.
"Oh fuck yeah that were loud that" and "do you remember that fucking sound" If you know the one, is there any chance you could upload it somewhere? It's like the "Oranges and Lemons" bit from 1984, except hopefully I'll not get my face chewed of by rats after learning how it went.
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Word Clock
I made this!
I've always loved Qlocktwo's (www.qlocktwo.com/) word clock but couldn't afford the thousands that they cost. So I made my own one.
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Yeah I'm not clicking on that because, based on the title, it contains chatgpt reviewing music.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 15:25,
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It is and it isn't
It's two guys reading out the ChatGPT review. I guess that might still be enough to put you off!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 15:42,
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I'd rather be vaguely farted at than willingly partake of AI generated content.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 19:54,
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frbbbbttt parp blut
poot
Spoiler: it's an AI mocking video
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 0:22,
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I'll watch Ed Zitron's unconvincing wig videos
but not AI generated content.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Aug 2026, 18:01,
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I assume the algorithm is feeding this to everyone
youtu.be/8swIomvuXoI
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 14:56,
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Mrs Wizard Arts Again!
I made this!
Real pen and paper media, too!
(I made this, cause she makes me post them here.)
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 18:57,
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Jungle Jim's grocery store
Nice to see some whimsical American insanity instead of, y'know
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 22:53,
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That is utterly spectacular.
I can't imagine what it must be like to work there - restocking just the shelves is one thing, but how much maintenance does all the other stuff need, and who does it? Who washes the costumes?
So many questions!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 12:12,
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Reading between the lines
the supermarket works in a kind of feudal system where Jim is an absolute monarch.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 2:34,
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Back of the net again, Townsy.
I dream of places like this and am massively annoyed that it's off any beaten track I've travelled over there.
Gawd bless ya , sir.
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unclepills, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 16:13,
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Cheers unc :)
Glad you liked it
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 9 Aug 2026, 23:07,
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I won’t recover from his pronunciation of Lidl
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 10 Aug 2026, 13:35,
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Count Binface light show giving plugs of manifesto on the beach
and a preview of his selection of Ceefx music.
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"Whether I win or lose, on thing is for sure, Farage has lost"
Let's hope. Would be nice to watch the frog faced twat fade away from public view.
Like Trump, he is a persona dragging a party along. Without that individual, the phenomenon will go away.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 15:43,
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Sadly, I doubt it, there is always a queue of people who want simple, vindictive, answers to complex questions.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 15:52,
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I don't think Lowe will have as easy a time cosplaying as 'the working man'.
I mean, he's called Rupert FFS.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 4:14,
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As though Farage was convincing as a patriotic ordinary guy.
Cult followers will just pick another grifter who promises the right sort of hate.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 15:43,
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If farage can come across as a man of the people anyone can...
...considering his father was a stockbroker and the only job he's had (except for career politician) was as a commodity trader.
Not to mention the private school. And being worth at least 5 million.
Lucky for him a slim majority of British people are racist cunts.
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I have a strong hope that the rest of Reform
are charismaless incompetent fuckwits who will repel all but the most strident racist twat.
You'll never put those off, like you say, there is always a queue of people who want simple, vindictive, answers to complex questions, but politics is determined by swing voters.
Feckless and weak of mind, your average swing voter follows the pendulum of public opinion, and they need a charismatic leader to follow like Farage, Trump, or Hitler.
Take them out of the picture and it is far more likely that the party will fade away into a bubbling sea made from their fuckups and scandals.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 4:24,
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It might keep them out of the picture for a while.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 17:02,
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A fun little game made out of sine waves:
Be crow. Make signs. Wave signs!
How It’s Made vid:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr3VsZYQy4s
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LP, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 7:25,
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Great for deaf gamers
As it uses sine language
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 8:12,
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I know, I know.... politics is boring
But just fucking watch it
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 1:07,
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scroll down! scroll down!
In the voice of Harry Enfield's scousers
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 2:48,
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I withdraw my suggestion.
The more Binface the better.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 2:52,
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I can’t believe you missed the opportunity to shout
“BIN DONE MATE!”
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LP, Sat 8 Aug 2026, 8:50,
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First Bobby Fingers and then Ogmios back in the same week. Woo!
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 22:53,
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Public Toilets and Urinals Flushing.
10K videos of that and only that on this channel. I've only managed to watch 6,982 of them.
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:21,
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No Shit!
Seriously, why flush if empty? How does this help us identify which are best? I have lived in many parts of the world. Japanese toilets are the shit, British toilets clog now and again but are generally reliable. US toilets are (often), well, crap. I'm not covering the hole in the ground varieties and squat and drop ones that I have endured. They work better than most US toilets though. Oh and US toilets have a higher fill level which means that they splash. France has many adjacent countries if you need to use a public toilet
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An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 22:24,
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German toilets are horrific
There's a flat level under your bum, not under the water where the turd sits stinking in the open air until you flush.
A German told me it's meant to allow you to inspect your stool for health issues before it's flushed away.
Particularly horrific if you have the runs after too much wheat beer and sausages
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 8:10,
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You get these 'do not stand on toilet' signs
in countries where large numbers of tourists may be used to the squat-over-the-hole types, and think they need to stand on the seat.
Conversely, one of the few times I've seen a Japanese toilet outside Japan was in the Giant Panda Breeding Centre in Chengdu. There were signs on the door advising how to use it in Chinese, Japanese and English, along with the 'do not stand' sign. However, it was all to much information for the poor bastard who was in there before me, who evidently took one look at this monster of technology and decided to have a dump in the waste basket next to it instead.
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Oh so that's why they keep saying AI consumes so much water
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 5:35,
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Homage to Marcel Duchamp?
Bog designer OCD?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 22:51,
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The most popular has 95,000 views.
The last Liz Truss Show got 8,300.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 22:56,
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Do you have to watch the video all the way to the end for the view to count?
I had to stop the last Truss show video halfway through to relieve myself of my painfully erect penis, then completely lost interest and didn't watch the second half.
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Flashback
User Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! had reposted this link back in 2010, and since we've been discussing all things northern lately I thought it needed to be brought back into public view. A really decomposed video, but fortunately that's what the kids are into today.
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:16,
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