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This is a link post Just got a little something stuck in my eye
Lovely stuff
(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 4:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck for those annotations.
Otherwise, nobody would have had the faintest fucking clue what was happening.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post Eva Marie Saint
Just reminded me of this
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 19:57, Reply)
This is a link post Ten jokes about France that are tres bien I made this!
I went to a medieval French village and told some jokes. Then I came home and had to do some more in a misty field to get it up to ten, because it's a better number than seven I think.
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This is a normal post Brielliant

(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post These jokes are crepe

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This is a normal post I do Nantes think so

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This is a normal post Paris is no longer able to stage popular music-hall dances from the 1840s
but Cannes can.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Which French painter had more than one bathroom?
Two Loos-Lautrec
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did the boulanger quit?
The pain became unbearable.

What did Robin Williams say after his sixteenth cup of tea in a French forest?

"Seize-thë day, bois!"
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Numero huit est excellent.
J'ai fait un lol.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 16:02, Reply)
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Honhonhon
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post My French armchair isn't working properly
It's fauteuil.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post When Nelson died
he did not say "Kiss me, Hardy", instead he said in French "To the water, it is the hour!"
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post He said "Kiss my hard on!"
Oh no, that was Fellatio Nelson
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine HONHON

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 6:37, Reply)
This is a normal post why did the french cook commit suicide?
He no longer had the huile d’olive
(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 1:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did the French cook not have two eggs for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 6:53, Reply)
This is a normal post what did french smurfette say when she saw papa smurf's testicles
Sacre bleau!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post They're all Belgian, surely they probably speak French anyway?

(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post they're not real

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i remember that kid who went to france, he got his neck burnt.
he didn't like it.
oh what was his name ?
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 2:18, Reply)
This is a link post The Typo One? Really? That's what they've called it?

(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's one ugly looking car
"It’s the type of car that you park up and everybody stops and says: ‘Fucking hell, what have you just turned up in?"

But not in a good way
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Jaguar looked at the Tesla Cyber Truck and went
"Mmmm, that's great, let's make a car like that. When has Elon Musk ever been wrong amirite?!"
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post All cars are ugly,
and all owners of oversized (and overpriced) cars are compensating for some physical, mental or emotional inadequacy.

All car enthusiasts are maggoty perverts.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Brick Suppository

(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post grey brutalist box
devoid of personality, uncaring and selfishly sized.
Perfect for the rise of fascism.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 16:45, Reply)
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Enough about the drivers - what do you think of the car?

Boom boom!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 20:26, Reply)
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I can see why they first showed it in pink. Silver does it no favours whatsoever.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Great shittish engineering

(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually really like the rear. It reminds me of '70s-era Hi-Fi
The front is ugly as fuck and looks like the bastard offspring of a Rolls and a Range Rover.

Why the fuck doesn't it have a rear window, though? I'd understand if it was a concept car, but did the designers seriously sit there and go "let's get rid of the rear window and use this far fewer reliable camera instead, because technology!" There's space for a rear window. There's no reason they couldn't have installed a camera and a rear window. It would have arguably made the car look much more attractive.

And why is it so fucking long?!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 9:07, Reply)
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Sponsored by the Jehovah's Witnesses.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL

(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 11:23, Reply)
This is a link post World's largest Adélie penguin colony
Great audio
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This is a normal post saucy buggers
www.theguardian.com/world/2012/jun/09/sex-depravity-penguins-scott-antarctic
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This is a normal post Skyfall?

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Mmm... Apple Crumble...
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This is a normal post Reminded me of how much I used to enjoy watching Pingu

(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 17:28, Reply)
This is a link post He was a lying, cheating toerag. But the tories absolutely loved him didn't they?

(, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that Giles Brandreth on the news, cunting on about how loved the cunt was.
Personally, I think he was a cunt.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He was
I went looking for any clips of his old Spitting Image puppet and I can't find any. I remember him being tiny and bouncing up and down a lot and finding him very funny when I was a kid.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 19:07, Reply)
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Waaave a chicken in the air
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This is a normal post You’ll be humming it for
weeks decades
(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd need to do some digging, not sure which series was in 1986
a few here
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 1:16, Reply)
This is a link post Man builds new heavy bag for his goat to train on
I like the way the goat swings the tyres before going for the big hit
(, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Evidence of traumatic brain injury in headbutting bovids
link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00401-022-02427-2
(, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 3:25, Reply)
This is a normal post don't headbutt bovids then

(, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 5:02, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR

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This is a normal post Hi Di Hi!

(, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ...causing them to keep headbutting things.
Thie vicious circle of life.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 3:12, Reply)
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Dave Grohl's let himself go
(, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 9:07, Reply)
This is a link post New Dizzy games announced
The Oliver Twins are returning to making Dizzy video games!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if they will crash like the originals did and make completing them impossible?

(, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't feel long since the last one.
*Googles*
Wonderful Dizzy in 2020. Enjoyed that one, but they have discovered AI in the meantime.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post dAIzzy
Seems like every other day there is some new slopware coming out to shit on the hard work of every developer ever.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that devs work hard.

(, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Lazy feckers.

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This is a normal post Compiling!

(, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post We all work hard
But online 'research' is important!
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This is a link post It appearks local politics has turned into an episiode of Southpark set in Canada

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This is a normal post Your mother was a hamster

(, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Nailed it!

(, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 22:09, Reply)
This is a link post A sort of Lunar Lander
only you don't steer the ship directly, you just make it change course by placing black holes to affect its path
(, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a great game
Completely spoiled by the inability to move the black holes by a small amount - it looks like the only way to pick them up is to touch them and then move, which only registers after you've moved a significant amount. If you've got very close to the right trajectory and just need to make a fine adjustment it's really chuffing annoying.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like bloody bee hives

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This is a normal post I'm wasted on here

(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 16:13, Reply)
This is a link post All the Percent - A Star Trek: TNG Supercut

(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post All your percent are belong to us!
Also, love the random "Shut up Wesley" - I absolutely loathed his presence in the series, but wasn't sure why. I eventually realised it was because I resented him having Beverly Crusher as a mother. I think I need therapy!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post YT recommended a scifi to me the other day that was basically Oops, All Wesleys....
Earthstar Voyager. Unbearable shite.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 19:13, Reply)
This is a link post Needs another bungee strap.
Military stupidity
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post get to the chappahh
Oh...
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 20:38, Reply)
This is a link post Death throes of a washing machine.
He died happy.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 14:29, Reply)
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Direct link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=779fMc8ubOo
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post If you just want the video to load:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=779fMc8ubOo
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post pure joy

(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This one is also splendid
youtu.be/1TqBSI8ZBzQ
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 21:33, Reply)
This is a link post Yabba yabba bom bom
Yellow, yellow snow wa hah ha ha ha

Silly Russians
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch out where the huskies go.........
.......and don't you eat that yellow snow.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 9:51, Reply)
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'Catch our latest tours in Ukraine...'
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 0:28, Reply)
This is a link post Frozen in fear?
'Merkins talk about shitting on a lion.
Definitely not 'AI', hopefully.

EDIT: the ludicrous conversation is supposed to be the funny bit, I'm not analysing every frame of a BS whrowaway gag.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 2:30, Reply)
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By now, considering there are only about 23K wild lions left in Africa, most safari lions online must be AI Superintelligence
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 7:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *reacting to reactions*

(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh it's a short.
That explains why, to me, it's just a link to youtube. :)

All praise to Blocktube, Untrap, & YTBlock.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post don't they look like that to everyone?

(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
My plugins stop them from loading altogether, so a link like www.youtube.com/shorts/whatever becomes www.youtube.com. Also shorts are hidden from the feed/suggested videos, etc, so I don't see them at all, ever.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Give that man a glass of bubbles and a croissant

(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 21:29, Reply)
This is a link post One year to fix the house.
Disgustingly competent guy fixes house alone, then builds an outside kitchen etc. nice dog too.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd seen that thumbnail and assumed it was AI nonsense

(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I did wonder myself.
Especially him in the doorway, however people were often shorter then and he's tall.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post the building in the thumbnail
is certainly not the building in the video
mind you
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh piss
The work looked legit tho...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 2:27, Reply)
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very produced and hypermasculine, but yeah.
most reno vids though, if they're not straight up fakery, are not the labours of love that they purport to be.
this video knows exactly what it's about. 43m views in 3 weeks and counting...
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 4:16, Reply)
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Oh I agree, very produced indeed, like he was definitely alone with just a professional camera and dog, definitely.
Hypermasculine, bit difficult to do that work without at some point conforming to what norms are currently deemed masculine. I'm trying to imagine an effeminate version of this where they fix a stone cottage.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.tiktok.com/@diywithemma

(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 6:21, Reply)
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It's the Spiderman costume isn't it.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post well they'd have started with a loo

(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Generally yes
Also the loo might be a separate building that needs rebuilding.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post YouTube has started putting AI-generated thumbnails on videos.
I assume at this point the uploader still has to opt in. I mostly see it on the ‘podcasts’ and pseudo-religious bollocks that YT has decided to push on me.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post very nice but
i'd probably have kicked off with a toilet
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 1:11, Reply)
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What has the toilet ever done to you?!
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, they usually take shit
not give it out.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like something made in Minecraft

(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 20:20, Reply)
This is a link post Creative keyboards from Japan
You will need to get your browser to translate this.

It's some April 1st thing but the ideas are genius.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 17:03, Reply)
This is a link post Mass x Velocity

(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have put money on the other guy leaving the ring in the first fight
But by the end of the video I was getting pretty good at predicting the result.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 6:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Needed a couple more angles to be sure

(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post was he throwing the bout?

(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost certainly not.
It would have made no sense for him to do that economically or from a match fixing perspective... Onosato, despite being a yokozuna, is still rather green. Takayasu is the more experienced. Onosato went on to win the basho, Takayasu finished with a losing score, so I don't think there were any shenanigans.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i mean, i assumed so
but there was a heartbeat when it seemed like he made the decision to leap out of the dohyō.
very funny either way.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He tends to jump as a last resort,
something he's been criticised for. So I guess it was instinctual, but still very silly.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 3:51, Reply)
This is a link post AI interviewers might need a little more work

(, Wed 30 Sep 2026, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The current NZ govt wants to replaces nearly 10,000 government employess with AI bots

(, Wed 30 Sep 2026, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything is OK, as long as profit is increased and socialised, whilst any losses incurred are nationalised.

(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post also check his ...
flintwhistle
(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post No, YOU put the phone down first..

(, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 11:06, Reply)
This is a link post figure 2 decommissioned
I really don't know what sort of ego trip these Tech CEO's are on.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2026, 17:33, Reply)
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www.ebay.co.uk/sch/4708/i.html?_nkw=vintage+pitchfork
(, Wed 30 Sep 2026, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post did you not read the blurb on teh youtube?
just a bit of fun innit
(, Wed 30 Sep 2026, 20:52, Reply)
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I'll be more convinced of 'AI' autonomy when one kills itself in despair at humans.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2026, 22:24, Reply)
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I dont quite get what they are on but I will have some.

Is it banana peel or rusty bolts from the shed.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 2:40, Reply)

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