Otherwise, nobody would have had the faintest fucking clue what was happening.
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I went to a medieval French village and told some jokes. Then I came home and had to do some more in a misty field to get it up to ten, because it's a better number than seven I think.
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but Cannes can.
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The pain became unbearable.
What did Robin Williams say after his sixteenth cup of tea in a French forest?
"Seize-thë day, bois!"
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 15:55, Reply)
he did not say "Kiss me, Hardy", instead he said in French "To the water, it is the hour!"
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He no longer had the huile d’olive
(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 1:50, Reply)
Because one egg is un oeuf.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 6:53, Reply)
Sacre bleau!
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he didn't like it.
oh what was his name ?
(, Tue 13 Oct 2026, 2:18, Reply)
"It’s the type of car that you park up and everybody stops and says: ‘Fucking hell, what have you just turned up in?"
But not in a good way
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 11:08, Reply)
"Mmmm, that's great, let's make a car like that. When has Elon Musk ever been wrong amirite?!"
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and all owners of oversized (and overpriced) cars are compensating for some physical, mental or emotional inadequacy.
All car enthusiasts are maggoty perverts.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 18:22, Reply)
devoid of personality, uncaring and selfishly sized.
Perfect for the rise of fascism.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 16:45, Reply)
I can see why they first showed it in pink. Silver does it no favours whatsoever.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 17:58, Reply)
The front is ugly as fuck and looks like the bastard offspring of a Rolls and a Range Rover.
Why the fuck doesn't it have a rear window, though? I'd understand if it was a concept car, but did the designers seriously sit there and go "let's get rid of the rear window and use this far fewer reliable camera instead, because technology!" There's space for a rear window. There's no reason they couldn't have installed a camera and a rear window. It would have arguably made the car look much more attractive.
And why is it so fucking long?!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2026, 9:07, Reply)
www.theguardian.com/world/2012/jun/09/sex-depravity-penguins-scott-antarctic
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Personally, I think he was a cunt.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 18:10, Reply)
I went looking for any clips of his old Spitting Image puppet and I can't find any. I remember him being tiny and bouncing up and down a lot and finding him very funny when I was a kid.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 19:07, Reply)
a few here
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I like the way the goat swings the tyres before going for the big hit
(, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 23:26, Reply)
link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00401-022-02427-2
(, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 3:25, Reply)
Thie vicious circle of life.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2026, 3:12, Reply)
The Oliver Twins are returning to making Dizzy video games!
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*Googles*
Wonderful Dizzy in 2020. Enjoyed that one, but they have discovered AI in the meantime.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 13:26, Reply)
Seems like every other day there is some new slopware coming out to shit on the hard work of every developer ever.
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only you don't steer the ship directly, you just make it change course by placing black holes to affect its path
(, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 11:02, Reply)
Completely spoiled by the inability to move the black holes by a small amount - it looks like the only way to pick them up is to touch them and then move, which only registers after you've moved a significant amount. If you've got very close to the right trajectory and just need to make a fine adjustment it's really chuffing annoying.
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Also, love the random "Shut up Wesley" - I absolutely loathed his presence in the series, but wasn't sure why. I eventually realised it was because I resented him having Beverly Crusher as a mother. I think I need therapy!
(, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 13:02, Reply)
Earthstar Voyager. Unbearable shite.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2026, 19:13, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=779fMc8ubOo
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 19:41, Reply)
Yellow, yellow snow wa hah ha ha ha
Silly Russians
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 7:59, Reply)
.......and don't you eat that yellow snow.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 9:51, Reply)
'Merkins talk about shitting on a lion.
Definitely not 'AI', hopefully.
EDIT: the ludicrous conversation is supposed to be the funny bit, I'm not analysing every frame of a BS whrowaway gag.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 2:30, Reply)
By now, considering there are only about 23K wild lions left in Africa, most safari lions online must be
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 7:12, Reply)
That explains why, to me, it's just a link to youtube. :)
All praise to Blocktube, Untrap, & YTBlock.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 18:40, Reply)
My plugins stop them from loading altogether, so a link like www.youtube.com/shorts/whatever becomes www.youtube.com. Also shorts are hidden from the feed/suggested videos, etc, so I don't see them at all, ever.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 15:14, Reply)
Disgustingly competent guy fixes house alone, then builds an outside kitchen etc. nice dog too.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 20:48, Reply)
Especially him in the doorway, however people were often shorter then and he's tall.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 22:25, Reply)
is certainly not the building in the video
mind you
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 1:18, Reply)
very produced and hypermasculine, but yeah.
most reno vids though, if they're not straight up fakery, are not the labours of love that they purport to be.
this video knows exactly what it's about. 43m views in 3 weeks and counting...
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Oh I agree, very produced indeed, like he was definitely alone with just a professional camera and dog, definitely.
Hypermasculine, bit difficult to do that work without at some point conforming to what norms are currently deemed masculine. I'm trying to imagine an effeminate version of this where they fix a stone cottage.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 0:20, Reply)
Also the loo might be a separate building that needs rebuilding.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2026, 21:15, Reply)
I assume at this point the uploader still has to opt in. I mostly see it on the ‘podcasts’ and pseudo-religious bollocks that YT has decided to push on me.
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You will need to get your browser to translate this.
It's some April 1st thing but the ideas are genius.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 17:03, Reply)
But by the end of the video I was getting pretty good at predicting the result.
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It would have made no sense for him to do that economically or from a match fixing perspective... Onosato, despite being a yokozuna, is still rather green. Takayasu is the more experienced. Onosato went on to win the basho, Takayasu finished with a losing score, so I don't think there were any shenanigans.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2026, 18:17, Reply)
but there was a heartbeat when it seemed like he made the decision to leap out of the dohyō.
very funny either way.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2026, 1:13, Reply)
something he's been criticised for. So I guess it was instinctual, but still very silly.
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I really don't know what sort of ego trip these Tech CEO's are on.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2026, 17:33, Reply)
just a bit of fun innit
(, Wed 30 Sep 2026, 20:52, Reply)
I'll be more convinced of 'AI' autonomy when one kills itself in despair at humans.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2026, 22:24, Reply)
I dont quite get what they are on but I will have some.
Is it banana peel or rusty bolts from the shed.
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