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This is a link post Polaroid stop MotionS
Pretty good. apparently it took 900 odd polaroids. I thought they cost about a pound a photo? Ouch.

PS. Don't even ask why I'm still up at this time. :(
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:36, Reply)
This is a normal post why are you still up at this time?
go on, what's your excuse?

I just finished an essay and it's not worth going to bed
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *sleepy moan*
I've been up making a site elevation for my architecture project. How'd your essay go?
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't sleep
So I worked on my Hiigaran Interface Design, figured out some flash nonsense, and downloaded Back to the Future, Superbad, and the new Futurama film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty cool.
But somewhat resembling some melted sand shaped into a phallus.
 (rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You seeing this somewhere before
does not make it GC.

It being emailed round the entire world, several times over, makes it GC.

There is a difference
 (CaptainNumpty Master of the universe, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a fact?
I was under the impression that it could be used to describe a link that was previously posted here.
 (rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That
depends on how many Nazis are about.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I was also under this impression!
and it has been posted before, so although a good link, it is GC!

sieg heil!
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post and they say
art students don't do any work.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:17, Reply)
This is a link post Wasnt this Lion-O mate in Thundercats?

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Snarf!
Lion-O! Snarf, snarf
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats the fellow!!

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:29, Reply)
This is a link post Kids just love to jump on beds
Ronseal.

Your daily fluff quota.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That is 100% certified A-grade fluff
and I love it

Has all the right ingredients, right to the end. Makes me very happy...
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
I likes muchly :)
 (I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
Lully!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww!!!
I swear I could hear someone off camera whispering "mint sauce" every time she jumped.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Though part of me was half expecting him to jump and bounce clear through that glass door
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Super fluffy!
I love that.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrrghh!
Fluff overload!

I love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 24 Nov 2007, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post why am i looking at your sheep?
...and what it doing in the bedroom? Are you Welsh?
 (I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 22:56, Reply)
This is a link post Brasseye - Karla the East German Elephant
Only just been introduced to this, and the link below here reminded me of this, so enjoy an ace burst of Wolf :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaaaaaaaaahaha
Oh Christ.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
I love Paul Daniels! : Come on. Help us get that trunk out.

Also Jilly Cooper is brilliant. When I saw her in the media recently, responding to some real animal rights travesty or other, I just could not take her seriously any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:24, Reply)
This is a normal post somebody told me the other day
that I have eyes like brass
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post No Place I made this!
Tech-house-like track I have been working on this evening
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i do enjoy your stuff, quite immensely

(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post haha is that that revenge of the nerds ogre?
and: ta :)
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more cowbell.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:57, Reply)
This is a link post I really really like this opera cover
and don't care if it's GC. Fact is, I never thought that utterly awful numa numa song could be made amusing and enjoyable! (note: does not contain original, don't worry)
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they're not 'professional' opera singers
If they are, they need to fire their agents and go into hiding.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry you say?!
I don't think I will ever get better again!
 (brainburger, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:09, Reply)
This is a link post Great Xmas Ad!
Santa taking a dump!
(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post i love this
does this make me a bad person? whats worce? santa shitting on your wish list, or a lump of coal?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of a Peter Kay line...
"he looked at me like I'd broke into his house on christmas day and pissed on his kids"
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not Kay
That line's older than time itself, like most of his jokes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you know Peter Kay invented Yorkshire?
And Hobnobs.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't stand the fat cunt
He's one of those 'professional northeners' who thinks he can get away with a stupid accent and jokes about outside toilets.

Apologies t'northern folk, but he really pisses me off.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
Bolton, Yorkshire
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post and most of him.
Have you seen the state of him these days?
 (I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:06, Reply)
This is a link post Tony Bennett - For Once In My Life
just saw this on the tv, sent shivers down my spine due to the shear quality of singing.
Makes you wonder why the f*ck my generation have gotten lumbered with x factor

g'night!
(munkybitch, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Great.
Thanks for posting.
 (rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post well fair do's he beats the shit out of most x fucktor "contestants"
but nothing the rat-pack ever sang was actually that challenging vocally. It's all about projection, not necessarily being able to sing.

Still, they looked feckin cool in suits and were just generally super-cool, so here here!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ..
I saw him about ten years ago from the front row in The Royal Albert Hall.
Pure class.
 (I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 1:52, Reply)
This is a link post Dirty Elephant!!! NSFW
Elephant fisting....or should that be trunking?!

NSFW just in case.....
(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhh
hooray for filthy heffalumps!

This is the sort of thing we should have on Thursday, which is my b3taday and probabaly my 2000th post. Therefore it be nekkid night! And naughty animal night.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 'ning!!!!
How's you??
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hellooooooooooo
just passing through- had a shitty day at work and didn't get home till 7.30 thanks to manchester traffic (4 miles- 1 hour 15 mins.....)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post lol know the feeling!!!
London Transport - 20 min journey....1hr 47 mins!!

Got in around 9.30 and up again at 6 so early one for me
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post yummy!
hope he wasted his trunk afterwards.. oh wait he did, IN HIS MOUTH..
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 'please help karla the elephant get her head out of her guts'

(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
*Sniff*
 (Splosion123, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeewwwwww!!!!
Did he find the hamster?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:50, Reply)
This is a link post How it's made MEGACOLLECTION
Nearly 100 episodes of "How it's made". Each consists of a pleasant narrator explaining factory footage with ace music in the background.
 (senthos, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Great
stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you and hate you
in equal quantities.

I fucking love this show.

But I have so much work on right now it's not even funny. This will put my schedule back a good few days.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post aws,
I love this show!

if only there was the chicken episode there
 (chemicals1234, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
=D adorable science
 (senthos, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Matthieu Ricard: Habits of happiness
One of my favourite people at the moment. Currently reading his book and a nice antithesis to those horror manga down the page
 (munkybitch, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:40, Reply)
This is a link post dinnertime in glasgow NSFW
maybe glasscock, but it made me laugh so fuckit
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That is really rather good
But then I'm in Edinburgh so of course I'd say that...
 (Radio Free iPods "Fickt nicht mit dem Raketenmensch!", Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That is, hilarious.
reminds me of
www.limmy.com

This
www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

This is so wrong
www.limmy.com/videos/staffy/
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post spam??
arf!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Naaa
I just think he's really creative.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Limmy is pure quality.
 (Seans0n No YOU'RE a towel, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post what the fuck happened in that video?
so wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's awful!
Arf!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:53, Reply)
This is a link post chump manbear's brother?
...Random pic i saw today on t'internets. Looks familiar.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post why does he look so spacking cheerfull?
knob.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:33, Reply)
This is a link post Legion Of Rockstars - Mother
There's apparently loads of these around, from what i've seen they're largely unfunny, this is my favourite however.
(wayneofthedead Dale Winton was my dad, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:37, Reply)
This is a link post Toucansucks I made this!
Okay the bottom line is this company has pissed me off to such an extent that I'm
no longer rational and I am declaring war.

I already made a video, now I've helped set up a website to warn other people about the
horror that is Toucan Residential Broadband...

The video can also be sent at:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkPWc1xPwhA

PS its got lego in!
 (cactiphile, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Toucan are the worst.
My complaint to Otelo resulted in £50 "charge" being refunded to me alongside a £50 compensation payment for poor customer service. With Virgin now and all seems okay so far.
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ill say the same as i did last time (ish)
you are a retard. dont get angry for being one...

it just makes things worse :)

do some research before getting an isp ffs
 (ThePainKiller :/, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I can undestand the anger factor here.
You have obviously never been a Toucan customer. If they promise something they should be able to deliver it, otherwise they should not been in business.
Blame the company, not their customers.
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i think ill just blame the customers for not even TRYING
;) its not hard ya know..
 (ThePainKiller :/, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Not trying what?
Maybe I'm extremly naive but when I was promised unliimited broadband internet, that's what I expected to get. Not to be constantly emailed that I had exceeded their fair use limits and to be put on a speed less than dial up. Complaints to their pathetic customer service dept fell on deaf ears, so I left it to Otelo.
It's unfair to expect everyone who is signing up for an ISP to be savy of the industry or aware that some companies like toucan are just down right liars.
Why should the customers have to TRY? They should get EXACTLY what the isp promise. If not go to Otelo, win your dispute and change isp, like I did.
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post you appear to have misunderstood the concept of fair use then

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair Use? Unlimited?
Toucan don't specify what their fair use policy is when you sign up, but even after I was on holiday for a week I returned to receive an email saying I had used 7Gb in the last week. That was impossible and blatent lies. If they want to impose download limits they should not advertise as an unlimited broadband provider.
Toucan appear to have misunderstood the concept of false advertising.
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Getting ripped off sucks
And so I salute your efforts to spread the word and vent your anger.

With only 240 hits you aint doing much converting though. I suggest you submit both the video and the pages of the site to various social bookmark sites and increase your exposure.
 (Seans0n No YOU'RE a towel, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell
and i thourght virgin were bad!
oh, and dont slag off other peoples work, its in the rule book. i can see your point, but...
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post im with pipex...
...and they are just as bad. Shopping around at the moment, but there doesnt appear to be a good alterntive. Thinking of trying ukfsn/adsl24 or titan.
 (I helped save b3ta! claypole says gadzooks mofo!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post adsl24
I swapped to adsl24.
On the basis of 1 month contract
& English tech support,
they also have some ncie tools to
see usage etc.

Switch over was smooth, and i havent had
any reason to talk to tech support yet-
so can't really quote on quality of that...
 (cactiphile, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for the fish.

Thanks for the replys guys.

The site only went live yesterday so still adding links.

When I signed up I swear there wasn't anything in the advert about fair usuage. Apart from that my connection was down to below 100kbps in the DAYTIME without the fair usage punishment.
I gave them 2 months to sort it, all I ended up with was extra charges on my bill from premium tech support, and threats from debt collection agencies when I refused to pay an incorrect bill.

It's okay to say do your research before you sign up, but if no one shouts and complains, that research will be useless anyway ;-)
 (cactiphile, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:33, Reply)
This is a link post I see Rob is starring in a new B3TA promotion!

(I helped save b3ta! claypole says gadzooks mofo!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha oooh naughty step for you!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post looks rather more like
Joel V to me...
 (I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post thats too far
hes too thin haha :p just messin joel!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post umm....
why have I seen that picture before?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ex boyfriend?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaah!
of course how silly of me
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:19, Reply)
This is a link post disgruntled ebayer
RONSEAL
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This
is a common ebay strategy. It's designed to make people think the person selling has no idea of the value of the item, or/and that they are selling it for less than it's worth. Finally it also helps to make a "connection" with the seller (if you're a chick).
 (Seans0n No YOU'RE a towel, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed
if true the "you go girl" comments on the page may be a little premature. For all we know she is the towns local bike and he got sick of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:11, Reply)
This is a link post Horror Manga - Jinto Ito
For fans of Junji Ito and his contemporaries and for those who might like the stuff
 (munkybitch, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This shit is FUCKED up beyond belief.
I'm gonna read em all, nice one.
pics.livejournal.com/kc_anathema/pic/00rt27zh/g215
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
I would however urge you to buy Uzumaki and Gyo , they are probably two of the best mangas i've ever read. Pretty and fucked up at the same time.
 (munkybitch, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:29, Reply)
This is a link post The I/O brush
Cunt the paintbrush-tool in the f*ck, I got to have this :)

oh, and watch as an hommage to b3ta unfolds in the first few strokes...
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post sh*t the bed
that's ACE!
 (Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell!
*orders twelvety*
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post but its two years old
they could probably do so much more by now
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh get you, mr digital!
furry muff
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post sure ive sen this on here before

(BigBobbyh, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:20, Reply)

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