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This is a link post Paul Merton loses it at Kilroy Silk.
Rather amusing! Possibly slightly nsfw due to sweariness!

The whole episode can be viewed via this link: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3A439FUCX54&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont remember being it this good
probably because they edited "fuck" out of it
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye,
I don't remember it either :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post God I'd love to do that

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i would love you to do it also....
anyone who owns rupert kildroid scum is a friend of mine.
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be fun!
Also, LOL to the IT Crowd sig :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:08, Reply)
This is a link post Glaswegian Tapas...
...I would
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i have...

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *noms*
also - think that's been in the newsletter fairly recently.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooops...
.....oh fuk it! Who reads that anymore?

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post not you obviously!
:)

it was quite an old one tho.... so you still suck.
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought Munchy boxes were a nationwide thing!!
Makes me proud to be a Glaswegian!! ;p
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I was constantly bhungry for weeks
Then I realised why, I had that as my wallpaper :D
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post BHUNGRY!
this is a word to use when hungry for Middle Eastern food
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:57, Reply)
This is a link post Chris Morris interviews Peter Stringfellow
Under the name 'Wayne Carr"

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post Hons Dons and two smoking Ma Oxons

an old mitchell and webb sketch
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that :)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a link post Dirty Simpsons cartoons are porn
Not only that but child porn. Raises some interesting issues I would think. I can definitely see the judges point but surely there has to be a distinction between someone having dodgy naked pictures of The Simpsons having sex and real pictures of children being abused?

What is the charge for possessing similar Disney inspired images I wonder?

Due to the serious nature of this post I now call upon Monty to post a picture of a fluffy kitten to balance it all out.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather weird!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:04, Reply)
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"Justice Michael Adams said the purpose of anti-child pornography legislation was to stop sexual exploitation and child abuse where images of "real" children were depicted."

I agree. The harm isn't being done when someone looks at the picture... but if they are fuelling a demand for the production of the pictures, that is when young lives are damaged.

In the case of looking at cartoon porn, sick as it might be, no-one is hurt in producing it, therefore where is the crime?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post i guess
that the argument would be that any porn with kids in, real or not, to some extent legitimises the paedos position and makes the filthy devil more likely to beast kids...

thats not my argument...

but for balance...
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post its fucked up and the people that like it are too?
come on man... seriously...
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure there was a big discussion on this here a while back
I thought it was a case that they were trying to make these types of pictures illegal, as they currently were legal. Might have been on QOTW, but I remember someone posting that their friend looks at drawings of child porn and it was debated whether it should be allowed or not!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Why, when they're a british news site...
Do they translate the Australian dollars into US dollars, instead of pounds?
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i blame deflation

(JonothanCainer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post in all fairness
from the other sources ive seen this story, they do just mean pics featuring the simpsons kids (bart, lisa, etc).
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That is wrong, we are going too far now,
tho we have been for quite a while IMO.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:59, Reply)
This is a link post Whipper - The Mutant Parakeet
May I present, 'Whipper' - a bizarre-looking mutant parakeet from New Zealand.

He has strange, yet reportedly soft, feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post What the shuddering fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
He's so cute! If a tad weird
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post mutant parakeet?
looks more like an "owner tried to give her pet a make-over but fucked it up" parakeet.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:15, Reply)
This is a link post Spot the difference...
Northern twats. uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wIMc6psNP4I

Proper music. uk.youtube.com/watch?v=u10V_QR3ZSU
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post that is brilliant
Nice linkage!

That bastard drummer. Why do they always film the bastard drummer.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:47, Reply)
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at least their new pile of arse isn't about crisps.

Pains me that that ricky is a really funny guy. shame he can't write for shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post at least he is better now...
...then he was when he was in parva
 (chemicals1234, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
what's the difference? same shit band, different shit name, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post cos he stands still more?
all of the band is tripe and shite. fuck em up the arse.
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Robonurse?
Your name isnt Drew by any chance is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 7:11, Reply)
This is a link post Mummy's Tummy I made this!


My little boy Zak has written his first song - about how his mummy has something very special in her tummy. This is that groundbreaking and historic musical debut.

In actual fact the thing in mummy's tummy has emerged now but it took a while for me to get back to work and get a video chopped up and stuff innit.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You people are too cute. :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!
thankyou!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, I found b3ta through rathergood so thank you for that

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Likewise^^^^^
rathergood.com was the trapdoor that I fell into B3TA through as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post weeeeeeeeeee that's lovely
thankyou both!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post My dad introduced me to rathergood.com
how uncool is that?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post that's not uncool
it's definitely cool. is your dad the main inland portion of Yemen then?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
Brilliant!

And congrats Joel!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hoorays!
and thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post By the way,
what brand of digger was it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ummmm
it wasn't actually a digger in the end. to all of our surprise, it was a human infant! who'd have thought it?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I do hope
you bought the little'un a digger to make up for the dissapointment! - congrats Sir and Mrs Sir
 (thereisnopoons until, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's extreebly cute
Bet you're the funnest dad ever :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post oh thankyou!
yippee!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't he look like you?

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah. he's a little joel
which fills me with joy
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Bob Dylan and John Lennon in the back of a cab....drunk NSFW
pretty much sums it up really.
enjoy

NSFW for some swears - nawty boys
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay Bob!

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:49, Reply)
This is a link post Hexapod Robot Dance Competition
6 legged robots face each other in a dance off.

GC says no.
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post twas posted Friday as I recall
only got two replies though, which is a shame as it's ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Cocking fuck! Oh well *drops trousers bends over and waits for the GC bumming brigade*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post well if you insist
*bums*


edit: also this is a awsome video
 (chemicals1234, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Heehee!
This is good but it makes me think of crabs doing a mating dance.
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:03, Reply)
This is a link post Amazing mouse on obstacle course
at first i thought it was CG... now i think maybe GC

GC machine says no... my instincts say yes; still its new to me, for some reason.
(largoembargo ???, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
I've seen a similarish vid with squirrels doing crazy acrobatic assault course to get to a nut feeder, maybe your thinking of that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww!
That made me smile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post following a trail of urine?
the clue is where he needs a hand looping round the cactus
EDITY: how rude, also a woosome find, made me glee
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post like Hansel & Gretyl
with a leaky catheter?
 (largoembargo ???, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I did a little cheer
As the head poked out the 'goal' sign.
 (Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
That's as good as watching the showjumping!
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post meeeece!
that was fab!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The training video is worth watching too
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OAaTU1P7S9U
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
Music also made it epic!
 (I helped save b3ta! kolonel_kahlua, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:17, Reply)
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impressive of course.

not clever though, was it? A clever mouse would have thought "bugger that, it's quicker to go round this thing."
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post i just got the impression
that he was an extremely clever, cute little mouse who does this for the love of entertaining his human friends.
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Obama Mouse For King

(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:52, Reply)
This is a link post Best Chrsitmas song eeeeevvver?
Christmas In Hollis - Run-D.M.C
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post Jim Jeffries NSFW
many lolz to be had. Very sweary
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy introducing JJ looks
like a downs version of JJ.

Also, when I saw him live he dies on his arse like no one I've ever seen. Funny guy, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Really...
When i saw him live he had the place in stitches for 2 hours
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post well, there were extenuating circumstances....
not least a guy actually had a heart attack mid set and had to be carried out. He couldn't wuite bring himself to joke about it so there was an awkward silence and it just went downhill from there, including 20 minutes of humming while lying on the floor in the aisle next to me and everyone looking rather awkward.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post But harsh to blame him for that :D
Also, the fella introducing him is called Jim Norton! He is fucking hilarious, and was the best thing about Lucky Louie!

Here: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JvXTHCYsJyE
and Here: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9bGWXOKVBW0&feature=related

Very NSFW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post does anyone know what happened to his girlfriend?
rumour has it she killed herself or something..
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post saw him in canterbury
he was ace
 (just_steve, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post proper outstanding
click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:45, Reply)
This is a link post What Happened next ?
I seem to recall some debate on b3ta when this vid was posted as to whether it was real or not....

Seems it may have been.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
'Task Force Argos'

What a shit task force to end up in.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Fighting crime and high prices!!!

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post haha fab!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post reviewed

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
i do hope that was you
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good one
 (Monkey Faced Muppet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:12, Reply)
This is a link post Driving like a wanker
Road death lols.
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I read this on the beeb earlier
and thought to myself, what a shite way to go. Not only run over, but run over by someone having a wank.

They'll never hear the end of it in the afterlife
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 8 years for destroying a family
doesn't seem like enough
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post its 16 years
2 convictions too be served one after the other
 (The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Alas not
2 x 8 year sentences, to be served concurrently (at the same time), so just 8 years.

I don't know why they even bother giving concurrent sentences, apart from the fact they all appear on someones record, they don't increase the punishment at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:47, Reply)
This is a link post Boy farts in class
gets arrested - biological warfare?
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:57, Reply)
This is a link post Burger King 'documentary'
Odd burger king viral documentary about burger king people going off around the world to give burgers to people that would otherwise have never touched one. Not really sure quite what to make of it...
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 9 minutes long
it does take that long to make eat and then vomit a fucking whopper...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye
Apologies for the length and all, just wanted to know people's thoughts on this!

On one hand, it's an interesting little experiment, but the cynic in me just can't shake the doubt that this was actually anything scientific...
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post a very nicely made documentary which is sadly ruined by the disgusting corporation
it seems as if it's excecuted very well by good natured people, but it's purpose is to dupe people to believe that chains like burger king and mcdonalds can bring us together. Wool over eyes, really. Evil bastards.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Top link
I'd like to know what the film crew thought of the indeginous food they were offered. I guessing better than Burger King.

As a ranty aside - I feel this sort of imposition is no better than Christianity imposing on cultures that already had their own religions as missionarys.

BAN THIS SICK FILTH - with large fries
 (thereisnopoons until, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 22:33, Reply)

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