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This is a link post DJ Abstraction on Sense.fm 4th Anniversary Celebrations I made this!
This is a set that was aired at the beginning of the month on Sense.fm for their 4th Anniversary. Bit late with posting it. Enjoy!

01. Noel Sanger - One More Time (Club Mix) [Dissident]
02. Michael Badal feat. Catherine - Frequencies (Apronz Remix) [Dangerbox Recordings]
03. Ilan Bluestone feat. Leibo - Filthy Geezer (Grube & Hovsepian Dub Mix) [L8-Night Records]
04. Bissen feat. Victoria Jane - Fly Away (Progressive Vocal Mix) [Drizzly Records]
05. Front feat. Essence - Touch Me In The Morning (Original Mix) [Navigation Records]
06. Darude feat. Blake Lewis - I Ran (Gareth Emery Remix) [Robbins Entertainment]
07. Aimar, Sindre Eide feat. Jayla J - Desert Snow (Heatbeat Dub) [Total Digital Recordings]
08. David Kaseta - Evolution Process (Original Mix) [Nemesis Recordings]
09. Kenneth Thomas feat. Betsy Larkin - Stronger Creature (Dirty Freqs Instrumental Mix) [Tetsuo]
10. Allure feat. Christian Burns - Power Of You (Original Mix) [Magik Muzik]

Date.................: 06th March 2009
Length...............: 00:59:48
Quality..............: 256 CBR

 (I helped save b3ta! abstraction is somewhere out there..., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Downloading now
Thanks...
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one :)
cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! abstraction is somewhere out there..., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a link post Richard Whiteley would be proud
Seen on the UK iTunes Store this morning:



Quite how the iCount designers got that past Apple is beyond me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tunstall, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Excellent :)
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe :)
Looks like the designer was in the process of getting made redundant when he did that *glees*
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Excellent :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Excellent :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post HaHaHa!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:55, Reply)
This is a link post I'm on a boat! NSFW
Millions of views, but has B3ta seen it? Funny, but NSFW lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post meh
he's no John La Joie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmG4X9PGOXs
(from b3ta newsletter from waaaaay back)
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
Love it
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.b3ta.com/links/255105
www.b3ta.com/links/278184

I play this at least once a week, the HD version is swish making it far better than it already is, if that's possible!!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:11, Reply)
This is a link post This is excellent. David Attenborough really is in a class of his own
Humpbacks steal food off birdies.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck yeah!

(iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post fookin 'ell
Surprise whale
 (I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post haha this!

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The cameraman must have shit his pants.
You can see the way he jerks the camera back that he is startled.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
I'm surprised the cloud of yellow didn't show up in the shot.
 (Mr1Zillion&1, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody
Hell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow - thats a NOM on a grand scale :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
That's spine-tingly awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a link post On drums...
This dudes been drumming since Friday morning for teh Comic Relief.
Chaaaridy or not, that is some serious RAWK!!

It has a chat box too. Woops.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Right
back at ya!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Fo Shizzle!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never understood the logic behind this jive speak...
'Ma Nizzle' is clearly 'My N*gger'
so surely,
'Fo Shizzle' should be 'For Shigger'

or

Shizzle = Shit
Nizzle therefore = Nit.

Discuss.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought 'Fo Shizzle'
was 'For sure' ?
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I just say it to sound down with the kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a link post Alas, not actually written by me....though I did take the photo.


A book shop in my parent's home town proudly displays this in their window.

Transcends so many bounds of taste and decency that it's somehow beautiful.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Taste and decency are rather subjective.

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
How much do they want for it?
 (I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 425 squids.
Which is why I didn't buy it.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Top be honest, i think we're waaaaaaaaay to fucking sensitive in the UK,
when it comes to classifying what's racist and what's not.

these are trotted out every year in holland, and are enjoyed and appreciated by black, white, brown, yellow and any other colours ya can think of.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Thing is...I don't think anyone gave a flying one about golliwogs and such like
UNtill the Daily mail started one of it's Ooooh look the PC brigade have banned em type stories
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:54, Reply)
This is a link post Cake Disasters
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I want sprinkles too
But Cake Baby FTW
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like someone's been to
cakewrecks.blogspot.com

*edit: cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/this-made-me-laugh-til-i-cried.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I love that blog
Horrific as it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post They are brilliant
I'd be thrilled to get a cake like that!

I made chocolate and strawberry fridge cake at the weekend- nom.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a link post Bankers are *ankers in US
US threaten to freeze their bonus's. Bankers turn round and say "do that and we'll screw the economy up even more"

Bar. Stewards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Kill them. All.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:00, Reply)
This is a link post Silly ebay description for ex postman's scooter
These scooters are hugely popular in Australia, they have their own race series.
This guy's auction has been mentioned in the local paper and has its own Facebook page.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
CT110 postie bikes ftw
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
centrefugal clutch and 'crunch down' gears.
aweseome.

when i used to work at pizza hut we had 4 honda melodies and a C90 (very similar to the postie bike).

we would have car park fights to see who got to take the c90 out.


sadly, the above statement is true.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha i love this sort of silly shit.
"It has a picture of a handgrip on the sidecover, and I don't know why."

"The throttle sticks a little bit, it's like cruise control."
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:42, Reply)
This is a link post ADVENTURE TIME
ok, i know i just posted something but, i have just come across this...

if you only ever watch one thing i post, make it this.
(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah.
I wish I was stoned right now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha wtf

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Full of mentals
Loved it!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
really very excellent *approves*
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Extremely glassy
but fun to see again after so long.
 (I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:57, Reply)
This is a link post Rabbit shags cat
May be GC. Maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT ^
Is SO fecking wrong, in so many fecking ways!!!

At 0:28 one of them seems to get the horn, which gave it comedy! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
what the fucking hell?
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Very GC but also very good
The cat feels so dirty afterward :D
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis GC, but...
...brings back happy memories of being warned by HR for distributing it a month or so ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post !
Not safe for work, surely - if you work in a cattery, that is.


Brings a whole new dimension to "at it like rabbits"
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:36, Reply)
This is a link post most epic GTA IV moment ever

(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I know nasa is trying to find ways of saving money
but come on, at least give him a fancy space suit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:52, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Paddy's Day

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Great way to start the day :)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:43, Reply)
This is a normal post And some fluffeh Paddy business here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvnICfqeuJA

Is it acceptable to start drinking Guinness now, at this time o' da morning?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This is always good!
Yay.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:57, Reply)
This is a link post Wildly Inappropriate advert
I just had to take a screenie when that advert popped up.

Original article here, adverts may vary =)
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10562127

Not really shopped so I stuck it here to avoid the scary nazis in main forum.

S
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
oh god please kill me for laughing,,,
this is getting out of hand!
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post If you get a window seat on the train to Hull
Keep the other window seat free, I'm joining you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*recovers*


THAT was funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh ... fuck ....
Hahaha ... nooooooo ! :D
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:36, Reply)
This is a link post Lips to da floor
let's watch it again anyway, for lols
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post u bin frame, innit.
enjoyable though. Ya get me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post that was good
does anyone know what that thing is that explodes the car at 1:19/1:20?
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh trying to find that myself
Looks like missile striking or something.
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Made three of us grin like loons!
Top class
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a link post What an interesting name!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Especialy if you pronouince it in welsh i bet

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:28, Reply)
This is a link post How animated is this loon?
The dude asking the questions is hilarious. Watch him at the beginning and then skip to 00:40 in to watch him go into full knee-bending mode.
 (mingeswingers, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I am more worried
by the other dudes accent!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Wetherspoons donates to the Tory party apparently
I'm not supposed to drink there anymore being a Labour member and all that.. But I'm also a poor student, so its a bit difficult..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:27, Reply)
This is a link post Sam the Bell End I made this!
I am a magician, which means I have to wade through a lot of other people's magic and learn a lot of tricks to keep my repertoire fresh. There is an ancient and god-awful story trick that old crusty magicians do with a pack of cards called Sam the Bellhop. It makes me want to kill people. So in the spirit of 'house to myself and got some beers in' I decided to make this er... parody.
(835Rocks, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

To make this even more woosome, reshoot with disapointed kids, and finish it with an angry parent punching you in the face
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny
and then I went to find the thing you were parodying. And yes, you're right - very tedious.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the original, but...
...an English history bsaed version for comparison:

web.mac.com/timsutton1/iWeb/timsuttonmagic/henry.html
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The doors are good
In an ia ia cthulhu pthagn kind of a way.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're a fan of the Doors but concerned that they
haven't released anything lately (on account of some the members being dead)
i can heartily recommend the Black Angels.

They are very much like The Doors with a little but of the verve thrown in (imho)

snippit:
www.sleepingplanet.com/dropzone/08%20-%20Better%20Off%20Alone.mp3
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh
Yes I see what you mean! Very similar, but different enough not to get on my tits! I like very much, i shall be looking into them!

Thanking You!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post very welcome
more here:

sleepingplanet.com/dropzone
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:06, Reply)
This is a link post Play music on your telephone by pressing the buttons on the key pad
play Nursery rhymes and Frank Sinatra all from the 0 to 9 keys in your phone eat your heart out. and even eye of the tiger
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember a radio competition
way back when Oasis were considered worth listening to, where someone phoned in and played roll with it on their keypad.

Fucking.

Genius.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one :D
Although Oasis have never been worth listening to ;)

Although, I do have to say I enjoyed their new single when I heard it the otehr day. Have they got rid of the missing link from the band now?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Liam?
I like Noel, and hes a better singer...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye,
I think it was Comic Relief I saw them on. Really good song.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 23:41, Reply)

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