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This is a link post Russia trains legions of scuba-diving dogs to attack...
...possibly
 (Smale is stuffed, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Scuba-diving my arse
he is doggy paddling with a massive plastic box on his head whilst someone forces him under the water! haha
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Animal cruelty LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post bombdogs!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)
This is a link post News just in!
Squids have giant cocks!

"Obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution," says Dr Arkhipkin.


And it gets better-

"So some authors even hypothesised that the giant squid 'shoot' their spermatophores hydraulically from distance to the females," he says.

Squid moneyshots!
 (I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That's news just in
yesterday
 (Smale is stuffed, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:18, Reply)
This is a link post Grampian Horn - Porto Vigo Faro I made this!
Just finished putting together a bubblegum electronica album. Sounds a little bit like Lemon Jelly and Boards of Canada comparing their library music collections whilst sitting on Kraftwerk.

90.5% of each sale goes one of the charities featured on the download site (I'm going to rotate them on a weekly or so basis so they all benefit). The other 9.5% goes to keep the site (Indmill.com) running and hopefully selling lots of artists' works and benefitting lots more charities.

If you want to try before you buy - here are a couple of videos I made for two of the tracks featured:

Master 5 on Asphalt Flat Roof
Lost in Longmeads

*pimping over*
 (I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a fabulous album Mozza
I have been enjoying it all morning. Good luck with the sales and the site.

:)
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post i love the lost in longmeads EP
so I shall certainly be purchasing this
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)
This is a link post Castle game
Very entertaining smash the castle game, lost a good few hours to it
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 7:03, Reply)
This is a link post Lauren Harries Banned From 'This Morning'
Careful though, it's over 9 mins long.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 6:03, Reply)
This is a normal post what???
eheheeeerrrr eheheeeerrrrr

reminded me of little britain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post its lucky
that he/she looked like a girl before.

now he/she looks like a crazy old irish lady.
 (Emohawk, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Done a bit of sick in my mouth.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post aaarrrghhhh!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf is that tatto about?

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post tattoo
tattoo, tattoo

edit wont change my other post. so

tattoo
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey, Boy George has let himself go a bit

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad I watched it to the end...
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf?
I watched that all the way through and found her a bit annoying as she kept interrupting the Doctor but the last 20 seconds? Was it an Anne from Little Britain impression?
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It was yes
I think that's why she's been banned
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't be bothered if all this is going to be
is "OMG you used to have a PENIS?!". Someone give me a summary as to why she was banned, please?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post She plugged her TV show at then end then put on glasses & did the Anne character from Little Britain

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post She got her cock out...



...OF A JAR!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Harries always has been a mad bastid from a long line of mad bastids...
all that original antique expertise was widely reported as a scam to get him publicity and he's been an attention slut ever since... fuck 'im
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:47, Reply)
This is a link post This man is an alien. AND HE PROVES IT.
With a DVD remote.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 5:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Notice the US postal tape on his cap
until then I wasn't sure he was a nutter !
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 5:43, Reply)
This is a normal post damn!
no arguments here, i'm convinced
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The trouble with this kind of 'obviously a nutter' Youtube shit now
is people are faking more than any are ever real of late, so you don't know if the jokes on him or you...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything sounds and looks normal here to me

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He grew up with an Earth family so he wouldn't be suspected of being an alien.
But he's sick of people not believing he's an alien.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)
This is a link post Double Rainbow Autotuned
More Win from the 'Autotune the News' guys.
(Funt, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 10/10
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Double win.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 3:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Its a hit
I could listen to that, I really like it
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 5:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you know
Rainbows are just distorted images of the sun?

Ending ftw
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
By that logic, all objects illuminated by sunlight are "distorted images of the sun". Rainbows are sunlight passing through raindrops, so it's more realistic to say that "Rainbows are illuminated raindrops".
 (I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff
Shame about the Man Utd shirt at the end
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post George Lucas ripped off Norse and Icelandic mythology to write 'Star Wars'
It's a bit of a long read, but it's astonishing to see how much he was 'inspired' by them. For example, most of the names came from a middle high German epic called Himelgengærelied, Luke, Lei, Uncle Owen, Annakin, even Ja-Ja. *spits*
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post There
may be a hint as to the veracity of this in the URL, specifically the "if-star-wars-were-an-icelandic-saga" bit

[edit] or indeed this
tattuinardoelasaga.wordpress.com/2010/03/01/tattuinardoela-saga-if-star-wars-were-an-icelandic-saga/#comment-7

This original bit was framed quasi-seriously, as it was just a Facebook note shared with colleagues, pretending to be a scholarly article or introduction about a neglected piece of the manuscript tradition that supposedly underlies Star Wars (I had been reading a lot of Icelandic sagas and the standard editions are all preceded by introductions like this, except much longer and in Modern Icelandic). But I made up the manuscripts out of whole cloth.
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You know what...
I feel lots of fail and shame at the moment....
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 3:13, Reply)
This is a normal post But thanks for the link, as it's a great read
I hope he eventually gets to Episode IV, as I really have no interest in the story of Anakin.
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 3:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i want jar jar
the porn years.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 5:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
it is a fantastic read, no matter what.
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 8 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post If only there were some books that the films were based on
and if only G L didn't write them
 (macroscian (1 like), Thu 8 Jul 2010, 6:35, Reply)
This is a normal post He also ripped off a series of old samuri films styles for the films
All the films are based around what C3PO and R2D2 see, this series of samuri films was based around what 2 slaves (1 short 1 tall) saw.

C3PO was the code for his local post office, I think R2D2 was a map reference to his address where he wrote the films.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post And if you write
O B 1 K NO B

It almost spells OLD KNOB
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought R2D2...
...was a film reference, roll two dialogue two or something like that?

Wasn't it Kurosawa's "Throne of Blood" (based on Macbeth) and "The Hidden Fortress" that inspired him?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, and the Joseph Campbell book trhe Heroes Tale.
It explains and identifies the elements of the monomyth and how this works in a narrative and psychological sense. It's amazing, and Lucas clearly read it and ripped it off to create a sense of legend in the films.
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Nearly ...
Reel two dialogue two. An engineer asked for it in while working on American Graffitti ... "Get me R2D2".
 (aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Storytelling is, by nature, a formulaic art form.
There are common motifs that exist in just about every story of the last 4000 years.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 19:14, Reply)
This is a link post Beardyman and Dolby proudly present: DOLBYMAN
Bearnyman in Dolby 5.1 virtual surround sound loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! follymoff is listening to windmill and mice based songs, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing sound
wow
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *glee*

(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Rubbish! :D
This WILL be re-linked for Funkday Sunday. Thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 3:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You blew my speakers up
thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Beardyman never gets worse...
..in fact, it's the opposite. Yeah, that's right :)
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Beard!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:52, Reply)
This is a link post Contains cats and lasers.... I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!!
NOR DOES THIS WOO:

 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post your shit is awesome

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:29, Reply)
This is a link post The making of At At Day Afternoon
Not how I thought...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post SPOILER ALERT!
(I thought it was real)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it involved more strings...
and CGI.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:36, Reply)
This is a normal post me too
*runs out to buy green screen*
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:50, Reply)
This is a link post Piracy in the Karaoke Industry
One Jockey upset about piracy.
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:34, Reply)
This is a link post Patrick Moore - Fire Starter

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:05, Reply)
This is a link post Monsoon
a video I didn't even know existed, nearly three decades later and I've found it... well me mate did.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post MAJOR *Clickage*
Thank you for taking me back in time...By way of an exchange, have some
more up-to-date "Rapture" :-D
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad you liked it - it's gone down well with the OFFF'ers
like how the bulk of the budget went on two camels... ;-)
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAt7sawS8_4
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 2:20, Reply)
This is a link post Starving cat eats dead teachers foot
You couldnt make this stuff up, etc, etc....................
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!11!!!
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:53, Reply)
This is a link post This is because you're crazy
Funny IKEA advert. Poor lamp... ):
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice one
 (macroscian (1 like), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep pretty good ad
It's by Spike Jones....
 (I helped save b3ta! spike_tones, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i drive all the way to ikea
just to have a 35p ice cream. it's the shiznit.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Lampromorphism.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww.
Funny ending. But right up until the payoff, I was thinking of the Pixar short 'Reds Dream', which always brings a tear to my eye...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMAZmaKNjpw
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
This is a link post Stephen fry is a bitch on heat
made me smile :) sorry if GC
(ElusiveCamel, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:16, Reply)
This is a link post Liquid Witchcraft!
Discuss...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post nüts.
-brews potion-
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Not witchcraft
Clearly it's all done with lasers.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post spoilsport

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
but the truth must be told.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be iodine clock reaction?

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 7 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like an iodine compound to me.
Don't know the clock reaction per se.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Iodine/Thiosulphate I think, the reaction can flip up to ten times before it exhausts.
 (Benzyl, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

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