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This is a link post one in nine waves are biggies
but I know that from living by the sea
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
Ouch
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Suddenly her bum doesn't look so big in this

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post They really don't care too much for health and safety in these American water parks.
Vertibrates such as humankind should know that playing on jagged rocks is not a sensible course of action.
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like this one?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post They closed after only six fatalities
it's elf and safety gone mad

(that's a great wiki article btw)
 (I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That
looks pretty serious. Ouchies
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its the lack of a self-preservation instinct that gets me
"I'm just going to stand here. It'll be fine. That wave looks pretty big. I'll just wait for it to pass..."
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 2:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Have a taste of 2012
bitches! ahahahahahaha*
 (sandcracker is eh, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a link post A song about red pandas
because they are lovely. That is all \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post i would gladly put 50 cats in a bin
for a chance to have my very own red panda
 (chocolatelemming, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm like that with fennec foxes :D

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post mad check it yo
www.b3ta.com/links/460181
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post wants...

(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Dull night in, can't go out so thought I'd post this and then say this:
Bill Hicks isn't just over rated, he's actually shit and irritating. Michael Moore is his fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bill Hicks
is god. That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
I know it's old fashioned but I have to agree with Mrandrist - I prefer my comedians to be funny.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but it's not always about being funny
His act was about more than just comedy - it had a message. And he was right about pretty much everything. Drugs, War, Religion, Guns etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post so he should have been a lecturer

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ This
He can have a message and all, but I'd like some laughs. I have watched an awful lot of Bill Hicks, and there was barely a giggle.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but
although I appreciate you don't find him funny, millions do. He used his comedy as a vehicle to help get his message across. Had he just been a lecturer then you'd never have heard of him nor his views.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not the hugest fan of his stand up videos - some of it is good, and some of it not so. However the manuscripts are fucking brilliant reading.

I guess I like him in the same way I like Mark Thomas - he's not hysterical (in my opinion there are very very few funny stand ups) but what he is/was doing counts for more than that.

Edit: I've always liked this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np6_b-72H3E
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Millions of people found Bernard Manning funny
Popular does not mean funny. I think he was popular because he essentially comes across as a moody teenager

I DON'T CARE IF DRUGS ARE BAD I HATE YOU I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN

I don't know why I have such a problem with him tbh

Also, I love Mark Thomas.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I uite often agree with parts of what he says
its just he's so intolerant and black and white about issues that clearly aren't.

Even when he's talking about things like drugs, where I completely agree with him, I end up thinking "oh just fuck off and stop being so smug".
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just don't think it's anywhere near as important as people think
He doesn't seem to have an agenda or a message per se, more just ranting about how everyone in any sort of authority is a tit and every rule is stupid.

I might be generalising slightly. Slightly.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry about it man
It's just a ride
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES!!
Finally someone who agrees with me.

Bill Hicks was shit. And in no way funny. I have had to sit through most of his turgid nonsense due to my housemate's unfaltering love for him, and I hated every second. Thank you for leting me know i'm not alone.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I downloaded....
..erm..I mean legitimately bought some of his comedy albums. I didnt get it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I adore Bill Hicks.
I was lucky enough to see him when he came over. I had never seen or heard anything like him. I understand if his 'comedy' does not translate too well these days. But at the time, it was a breath of fresh air. Like him or not he certainly helped to pave the way for much of the political satire that we see today.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Comedy's like that, though - one man's poison etc. I saw him on telly quite early on and liked him immediately, followed his career and liked him more and more as time went on. Another dead hero etc etc.

But I can quite see how if you come to his stuff cold - or even worse - on the back of the massive hype and aura there is about him posthumously, you could easily find it disappointing. I agree he isn't the funniest stand-up there's ever been, not the cleverest or most insightful either - but there's something about him that really appeals to me (and a lot of other people). Also, I find most stand-ups utterly tiresome and unfunny, have to treasure the handfull I do find funny and genuine.

I've read that book Love All of the People, and was quite surprised to see how few routines he actually had, and how often jokes and sections of the act were reheated. Could be that he'd run out of material and if he'd lived he'd now be a panelist on Celebrity Pro-Am Indoor Cricket with Anthea Turner on UK GOLD. There is a certain heroism mark-up afforded to those who died young - I bet we've all been guilty of indulging in it at one time or another.
 (Jimmers, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 2:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did think he was clever and definitely was 'of the moment'
but it's saying something that I laughed at Denis Leary when he did pretty much the same routine. But as you say, one man's poison. I think I did come into it with a lot of hype and I really didn't see it. Saying that - I didn't see Star Wars till I was 24 (i'm 29 now) and therefore I missed out on seeing it when I would have actually appreciated it. I didn't like it. I'm starting to sound like Jacob Dyer.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 3:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh man
Star Wars - I fucking loathe it. Not even in a ironic way.
 (Jimmers, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bill Hicks was here
to tell you how fucked up the world was. Too bad he was right.
 (sandcracker is eh, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Worst Rube Goldberg machine ever!
USB controlled cat feeder.....
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really thought..
..the video would end with his machine failing and him watching a cat slowly starve to death from 800 miles away.

But I'm glad it didnt
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a link post World of "average" faces.
Ronseal. Overlapping images are all fused together to show what the
average citizens of all nations look like. I'm particularly interested in
what our photoshoppers think so please feel free to shout "fake".

Average Englishwoman:

 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post it depends where you get your images. there are probably more models than hideous people pics on the web

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking that myself C.M.
Not a single ugly person?....Can't be right.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post isn't it that what happens when you average it all out?
the prettiest people ARE the most average looking?
 (chocolatelemming, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think so
Methinks the average looking people are (not a joke)
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right, it does depend
but the images aren't just lifted from the web, they have to use fairly sampled and controlled face images from verified sources.

I can't vouch for the images posted above (though they do look right), but every face study I've ever seen goes to enormously elaborate lengths to ensure that their research is valid and therefore publishable in a peer reviewed journal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was this used in the "average" citizen of the UK?
ngiley.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/liverpool-hot-fat-lol-fan.png

Fake I say!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post PHHOOOOOOAAARRRR!!!!
*is immediately unable to see as laptop screen is splattered with 'collateral damage' from my throbbing beef bayonet*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post calm down,
will give you happy ending for a stella and a silk cut
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woo.
May I smoke said fag & drink aforementioned stella whilst I receive this happy finish?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post i was just checking this out
Welsh ain't too shabby
 (chocolatelemming, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post racist

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post lacist

(chocolatelemming, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm ill, so I made a tune. I made this!
In the back of a truck by Sonny_Jim
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Its Toe Knee Blackburn!
watch out for the oddness at 2:12
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a link post catch that train

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post blimey!

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Surely you mean "brimey!" /HULL
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pleeeease
Someone edit this with that fat charver (chav) on the London train
www.youtube.com/watch?v=auiYBtx-Vxw
 (mitsusproogi Pure Cush, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 6:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Cute closeup shoot
Closeup shoot of extremely cute, but dangerous animal on Earth. Hippopotamus
(dunga, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
cute pointless
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post straight to the point

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post wouldn't say it to it's face though

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
cant take a punch tho the ol' hippo
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 1:57, , Reply)
This is a link post American Civil War general's beards
Some real crackers the further you go down - my personal favourite being Sears Greene
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Number 8 looks like a right moody bastard.

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Click
for #1's name alone.
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was a tragic figure in real life
He had an arrow through the hand from the war with Indians, further disabled his arm in the Gettysburg and subsequently had to have his leg amputated after the battle of Chickamauga. HE had to be literally strapped onto his horse.

Described as 'All of the lion and none of the fox', he lost nearly all his army in the battle of Nashville, whereupon 'His sturdy visage assumed a melancholy appearance, and for a considerable time he sat on his horse and wept like a child.'
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was beautiful
Thank you.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a link post The Wire 'prequels' (Young Prop Joe)
They're a few years old (as they were made to promote season 4 I think) but I only saw these recently. If you're a Wire fan and suffering withdrawals then enjoy! If you've never watched the show they may not mean much to you. I'll post the next two as a reply v v v. Nice weekend all.
 (martymcbrundlefly How many drivers does a buggy have?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Wire 'prequels' (Little Omar)
www.amazon.com/gp/mpd/permalink/mL6KQXV30XNIF
 (martymcbrundlefly How many drivers does a buggy have?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Wire 'prequels' (Bunk and McNulty first meet)
www.amazon.com/gp/mpd/permalink/mN71VEUB9QMD1
 (martymcbrundlefly How many drivers does a buggy have?, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I've just finished season 5 so I'm looking for anything more Wire-related I can get my hands on right now
 (aramando, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You might be liking this then
kottke.org/10/10/david-simons-original-pitch-for-the-wire
 (gooseberry, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never seen those before!
I am due a re-watch soon but these will do for now!
Omar fuckin RULES
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Alarm clock
this is how to be woken mmmmmmmmm....
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't decide if that is the bestest thing ever..
Or the most disgusting.
 (tedster, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was my first ever contribution to notcot.org
I have nothing else to add.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sold.
Good smells are the most enticing part of the morning. Everything else is just garbage.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post saxy...
clickerty click
 (pickled_scamps it's just a pigment of my imagination..., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES
me too.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see your cover and raise it...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKFfnUsyjk
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the first one better. Less in your face.
v
 (I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Richard Bacon has a nice house

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Amusing tombstones
A few amusing tombstones for a friday afternoon.
 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post They forgot
They forgot the grave of H from Steps
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=184095678286694&set=a.184095674953361.50130.160910620605200
 (ProperBo, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i like the metal top. Good for dancing
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a link post PaxoCuttery I made this!
Here's a video I did do an edit with. Manipulatrix did the actual song.
(Posted in the wrong forum first, because I'm a retard, wondered why the video didn't come up.)
(frannkrabbit I don't have a sig, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha cunts!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a link post 1200 Mics, Egypt
Mubaraks finally resigned. My suggestion for a new Egyptian national anthem ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shame hes gone, he was just getting into it.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a link post The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946
Found this via a mention on the Wikipedia flatulence humour page. Very funny, especially the corpsing. Like a '40s safe-for-work Derek and Clive

‎"He's stripped from the waist up and wears tight-fitting trunks of powder blue trimmed with scarlet. These trunks are similar to those worn by wrestlers with one important difference: there's a hole about six inches in diameter removed from the seat. This, of course, has been done for obvious reasons. This symmetrical aperture is called the 'fenetre du breeze' - literally translated meaning 'the zephyr window'. Mr. Boomer's fenetre du breeze has a scarlet trim around its perimeter giving a very provocative air to this genial Australian backside."
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say safe for work
There is a s**t in the closing moments. Literally and linguistically.
 (I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Duncan I made this!
Feeling overweight? Eating too much chocolate? Maybe you're like Duncan.

(it's a slow starter but bear with it)

Duncan from Terry Compton on Vimeo.
(MarmedukePrott, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post "you're"
"it's"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers
 (MarmedukePrott, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah ha ha, now you've ninja-edited,
I look an even bigger cunt than I did before!
(& that's fairly big).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I appreciate it though, I'm usually a stickler for those kind of things myself. I don't think your a cunt. I mean, you might be for all I know but based on what I've seen so far, two thumbs up from me
 (MarmedukePrott, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post *twitches*

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's deliberate.
I'm sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post your sure?

(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll get more than two thumbs
up Tabby.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:39, , Reply)

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