Brooklyn Fire Caused By Voodoo Sex Ritual
This is what I saw while channel surfing the local news last night. I suppose I shouldn't find a story about a building fire funny, but the newscaster opens with "Fire officials say it was a Voodoo sex ceremony on the fourth floor..."
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German deer-calling championships.
OMG......can morris dancing FINALLY have met it's match??
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They're... Uh...
They're flocking this way...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:13,
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Chrischurch earthquake fund raiser
My friend Nick has done a painting to raise funds for the Christchurch earthquake surviors.
All money from the auction will be going to the surviors.
Thanks B3TA
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:20,
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Discovery Launch captured from passing commercial flight
Spectacular! ;-)
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"People on the righ-hand side of the plane can see the launch of the Discovery"
"...people on the left-hand side of the plane, you can probably see the people on the right-hand side watching it"
Hahaha HA! Pilot win.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:23,
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Extraordinary
And well done to the guy for not using the crappy digital zoom, wobbling the camera all over the shop and whooping like a retard.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:18,
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That fucker is really moving!
Takes a clip like this to show it...
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:21,
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17,500 miles per hour... like 28,000 kmph or something to maintain orbit
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Pope Yoda is OLD, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 5:18,
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Meh, looks like my average masturbation exercise.
Unless I hold it. Supernova, baby.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 4:07,
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My favourite media capture of the shuttle
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1284945/Incredible-image-Space-Shuttle-blasts-space-F15-fighter-planes-patrol-skies.html
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Panacea - Total Destruction (Predator 2 Remix)
NSFW
Predator 2 + Jungle Techno = Amazingness
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oh yes!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 2:06,
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Carl Sagan: The Great Demotions
Humans .. we thought we were good but actually we are pretty shit and getting shitter by the minute .. great video tho! :-)
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yep
tis all true - we are nought but a fart in a hurricane. Pass the noose.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:33,
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Great video
Don't agree with your summary, though. If the video shows anything it's that we're getting rid of our mistakes and ignorance. Even if it's slow and painful work.
For my part, I'd rather have more insight in the real universe than a mistaken belief that we're all so damn special.
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I don't like the humans are shit way of thinking
I really don't think that's true at all. Quite worrying tbh that all that gets promoted by some. I think humans are awesome in every way.
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Really? I wished I had your sunny outlook.
Whenever I walk past a chav mother with half-a-dozen kids, effing and jeffing at them I die a little inside.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:27,
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yeah
I also hate strangers. They are the reason humans are shit, rather than, say, my kneejerk loathing of total strangers.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:14,
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it depends upon your point of view
it could be saiid everything comes from consciousness, without awareness, there is no universe or machines. that machine was only created because it was first thought of. That machine is just part of the phenomenon. the noumenon is where it's at dude.
the human mind is pretty damned amazing and still a mystery . not to be dismissed so lighly
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:43,
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The universe is simultaneously awe-inspiring and depressing
But as Heaping Spoonful said, we are at least trying to be less ignorant even though it is a slow, slooooooow process.
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Artscape - Beautiful Agony Pt 1
Part 2 easily found.
An art project based on focusing on the faces of people's video self portraits of themselves reaching orgasm.
As I post this it has 1,145 hits, and was posted 11 days ago. It deserves more attention, for lots of reasons.
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Varmint, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:52,
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The site itself has been going for quite sometime I believe,
Haven't watched this short yet, but it is probably exactly one of the things they were after when they set up the website. Its intention was to be art, porn, "real", and to have art students make documentaries about it. (primarily a business though, don't forget ;)
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The art/porn question is raised, but not addressed. Certainly the clips are well shot, and it is done tastefully, but if anything that adds to the eroticism in my view.
I didn't realise there was a website. Purely in the interests of research:
www.beautifulagony.com
Edit: Ah, and indeed it does require a subscription. I suppose the advantage is you can select the gender of the clips you watch, and avoid any uncomfortableness.
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Varmint, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:43,
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I'm a fan but not a subscriber
I was surprised when I found out there were blokes doing it as well. I couldn't imagine there being the demand for it to the extent that I though of doing a joke male version. I may still.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:03,
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Foofaa fumble box
For me, the fact that it has a website, that requires payment to a members area for content... makes it porn. Damn you Marshall Mcluhan.
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and yet...
..I do it ONE TIME on an OAP shuttle bus and everybody goes MENTAL!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 23:10,
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Czardas on 146 bottles
Getting half a million views in a few days with their first video, the guys decided to make a follow-up video to flight of the bumblebee on 101 bottles.
They had Japanese tv shows skyping them and all this week! Proud of the lads :) It must take some organisation... and drinking...
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I was going to post that video
of the mad Swedish bird, but instead I found this:
Excuse me while I scrape my jaw off the floor
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:44,
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Fox catches mouse
GC from 2 years ago but worth another look
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:40,
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The leaders of the world sat down around a secret table.....
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spesh., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:53,
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Reminds me of Clarkson
on top gear last week
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:32,
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Ginger Jesus Dundee
Probably been seen, but I thought you guys would appreciate this. My pals sister dated the ginger guy, poor lassie.
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Since everyones posting they're Reflective Penis on t'Links the neet...........
NSFW
I shall give you mine, at least its quality.
Also well worth an hour of yours or my time once more.
Here's Beardyman - Live in the Underbelly: The Full Show
TURN IT THE FUCK UP!!!
More later UKHH fans!
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Is that
Day V Lately?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:55,
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Erasure - A Little Respect
Excellent video of an old song.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:58,
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Though seeing this the first time made me guffaw..........
Tis GC tae fuck I'm afraid sir
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It's a great video
Who gives a fuck if it's GC? I could watch it every day.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:16,
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too right
Never seen that before so ta for posting it, always loved erasure and I'm not even gay.
favourite track: www.youtube.com/watch?v=epvADV9Vr2s
for the sequencer part and the sing along chorus and the vocal harmonies in the middle 8 that still make the hair stand up on the back of my neck and, well, just everything really.
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spesh., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:32,
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I love Erasure too
and I'm not even gay either!
I thought I was alone!
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That's their best one.
Pop Fact: The "Guilty!" shouts are done by The Jesus and Mary Chain.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:32,
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really?
or are you pulling my plonker because we're all listening to erasure which probably makes us all closet homosexuals who would enjoy such activities?
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spesh., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:49,
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Agreed but..............
.........never disputed in the first place old sport.
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Andy Bell, ageing well
He used to look like Andy Bell wearing an Andy Bell mask. Now he's filled out a bit he seems to fit his own face more, with a softened jawline and... I hope none of this is coming across as a bit gay.
(Not sure about the crowd scenes, though: it gets a bit dancing-with-your-uncle.)
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Don't worry.
It's not coming across a bit gay.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:21,
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thats bloody lovely
very nicely done.
*double drops and enjoys*
also *click*
is your sig the sound you make throwing up on pill?
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:53,
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I never
Throw up on pills :D
Just ask creamfields 2006. Ate 27 and wobbled about at the end after some girl key'd me a large amount of ket. Good times!
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a key of ket!
havent had one of those in years lol. was never really into ket. also: yes to taking large quantities of pills all through the night!
what did you make/produce this with?
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:03,
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ableton live!
Best production software imo-
Tried Cubase and fruity in the past, but ableton seems to fit me like an old pair of comfty boxers :)
Just been looking at MXE, legal ket but seriously expensive and trippy stuff! analogues for £35 a g :S ... can't really afford such things haha
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27 pills?
What's the fucking point. If the drugs you get are that shit, why not just get pissed.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:26,
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Not so much shit, more the tolerance side of it
Hence i don't do them anymore.
And also why i'm pissed.
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Yes indeed :-)
I'm very picky about techno & this is a winner. I prefer it "mild", (like
Roger Sanchez & Robert Miles for example) & this definitely falls into
that category.
*Click* to you.
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Awesome!
Thanks, its one of my better productions... Have loads in the 'making' at the moment, just gotta find some focus and get them completed!
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Not really my thing...
but that was good :D nice one. I like the bass line.
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bass line had me from the start
lovley stuff !
takes me back to my raving days.
im off out to dance to some quality northern soul now see yall laters.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:40,
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this is rather woosome
just what I was in the mood for
GET OUT OF MY MIND!
(actually, don't I quite like what you come up with)
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nivoser tangos with the devil, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:23,
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Oscar tribute to some unlikely stars
NSFW
I made this!
I saw a touching tribute to some Hollywood greats and couldn't resist...
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Wonder why this has been ignored?
It certainly doesn't deserve to be...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 21:00,
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I think the post immediately above it has caught people's attention more :-)
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The animation has a very "French/European" style to it
I love his wobbly leg in the last scene.
otherwise, splendid work!
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Lionel Blair pulls down Bobby Davro's trousers and then Bobby falls on his face whilst in the stocks.
At the same time Jim Bowen and Cheggers dance and laugh, what a couple of cunts.
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Oh! That's a 'popular' choice. :-)
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:11,
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PFFFTT
you can see davos glass cock just before he falls over
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:14,
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always be careful when yhou drop trou in public
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:14,
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Are you typing with your head?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:20,
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Damned small keys and damned big hands!
My witty and innuendo filled reply came out looking like Orc-speech.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:26,
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That was part of the innuendo that I failed.
Sigh
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:38,
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Haha
And thanks to the informative round-up analysis, I now won't make the same mistake should I ever need a pillory.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:18,
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Lots & Lots & Lots & Lots & Lots & Lots & Lots & Lotsa
Shiny Phallus on tonights /links, must be GC saturday!
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Thom Yorke Kills Justin Bieber :(
my charity mission has led to dark, dark things in my Squee Dungeon. Having Thom Yorke dance non stop to 'Baby Baby Baby' for three months straight possibly wasn't wise, in hindsight. Chuck a quid in if you fancy it, and now there's two hutches with no occupants, in Das Dungeon....*rubs hands* www.justgiving.com/Esther-Harvey
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:42,
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