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This is a link post "Die Hard" films in under 5 mins. In song. NSFW
This may have been posted before (and this is my first post; so here goes...[braces oneself]). The first four "Die Hard" movies set to song and I bet you'll be humming/singing the chorus (you'll know which chorus I mean) for the next few days. I know I and my friends were.
(doctorgod, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 6 Nov 2012, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather fab
And now I want to do a Die Hard marathon
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME TO "SNICKERS"

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not in my world they didn't
*scoffs Opal Fruits*
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pacer?
*proffers packet*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Farm Fresh
Oh Japan, you so crazy....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I will have no problem at all explaining this to anyone. Moooooo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post These Cravendale adverts get weirder every time I see them

(User #86772, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love that it's proper mental.
lol...
also I reckon this is the only place that this link wouldn't seem out of place.
NSFW mondoexploito.com/?p=4398 NSFW
Japan of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm beginning to realise
that /links really isn't the wisest choice of material for Facebook updates. I sometimes forget that b3tans are *ahem* 'special'.

Having said that I'll be posting this forthwith.
 (Leemondus, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 2:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the concept....
need to see more figures
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 4:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sampling this
And what the fuck at the end?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Another fucking gangnam style
This one from saudi arabia, 2,6 million views in 2 days? how?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's 3 Mins 39 seconds
I will never get back.
 (Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post notably less women.
"heyyyyy sexy lady...i mean i can't actually tell..."
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you hate it...
...why post it?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just adding to the collective number of variations already posted
Must be some people that like it? 2.6 million views.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post

Bravo to the complete lack of women at the line 'Hey, sexy lady.'

Except of course for the woman in the full length burqa at 1:35, who can be seen scampering across the back of the shot at that EXACT moment.

Bang. Irony. Thank you very much.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't watch till the end,
do they crash a plane into a building for the finale?
 (pissflaps;, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Irish meme
is Irish.
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Irish meme
is shite.
 (Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Irish meme
is all things to all people.
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Alphagames
A-Z of video games..Gotta catch 'em all!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
that's a pretty random selection of games.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should gone to Cockweasle
It might have been more acceptable...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
I watched this at work too...
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post one of my favourite bits of father ted
"how dare you bring shame on this celebration of sheep!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fist watched this with my dad
Cracked up laughing more and more everytime we heard "Fucking hell!"

Megga giggles!
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never noticed that before. Feck.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello, Glinner!
*waves at twitter*
 (User #86772, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha
I just saw that as well. He must be some kind of pervert coming on here like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Looks around suspiciously*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 6 Nov 2012, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mind the piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckin' hell :)
Seems to get funnier every time I see this episode.
 (Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Touched by the hand of god,
Graham Linehan just retweeted the /links account and added "Yup, that's me".
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post SPAM!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watched this one just the other night
I think it's the funniest thing in the whole series'.

Even funnier the second time he does it
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
well this is actually the second time, the first he's fingering Giant Reid and Hud Hastings (oo err)
 (evilengine, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post So did I
Flicking through channels late at night and stumbling upon Father Ted is always a treat!
 (The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats...
Graham Linehan's voice that is
 (I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Another Indian Navajo blanket.
Watch till auction
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post How can something be "very excellent"?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like a normal excellent.
But it tries just that little bit harder.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You learn something new every day here.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every day's a school day!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just ask Sir Jimmy!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post To quote Ken Dodd:
"I find it very educational. At the end of the day I go home and say to myself, well that taught me a lesson."
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post They have antiques roadshow in America?
looks like their things are more expensive too
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post The difference is
everyone in the UK 'would never sell them as they have such sentimental value'
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The difference is that in the UK we never exterminated people and stole their blankets

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not till we went to Australia anyway...

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post or America

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post or Africa
or the Middle East
or pretty much everywhere.
 (Rogue Sausage, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post and because they're not worth fuck all

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post My dad grew up on the Navajo reservation.
When he died I inherited about 8 Navajo rugs, sand paintings and etc. Some are huge, about 7 feet long.

My wife makes me keep them in the storage room because she hates southwest art. I couldn't bring myself to sell them, however...
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Seems like Sainsburys are getting into this peado lark....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh
my word
 (SquidHead, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is disgusting
Let's all go to Broadcasting House with pitchforks
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post via an embassy

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs an apostrophe.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a link post The Beat of My Heart I made this!
A new little video I made :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahha!
that looks brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post *FLAMP*
*DENIED*
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Liquid Dancing....
it's pretty old, but mesmerising. wish i had these skills

(i dunno how you post the actually video instead of just the link, so any help will be gratefully received)
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooops.....
turns out that i do.
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is he wearing those arab hareem pyjama trousers I've heard so much about

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's pretty much
what I thought I danced like in the late 90s.

I couldn't have been much further from the truth
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard it was more like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoeKLj3MkA4
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAhahaa
and..hahhahahaa
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is probably horifically accurate
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahhaha!
That was me and Tabs in the bear bar on Saturday..
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Meat Rap
When I go to Norfolk to visit my mum and dad I'll invariably be dragged to a car boot sale. Last time there was a stand for ABC Meats blasting this out across the field. It made me smile on a freezing Sunday morning anyway.
(Oysterboy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder who was the first butcher to take a van, open up the side and get a microphone to sell his wares to passing market goers

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1:58
with the older guy having some kind of seizure is my favourite bit.
 (Oysterboy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a link post To counteract the horrendous wrestling neck-bendyness down there
Have another wrestling incident. Contains far more hilarity and sliding and massive glass cocks and I couldn't care less.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sliding, massive glass cocks?
Only in the UK!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post specifically within the bbc and tory government from the 1980s

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least Thatcher's government would invite you round and offer sweets
50 pence to keep quiet which was enough for a comic, coke and bag of chips.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh Mitt!
An 80's Style US Sitcom short, starring a puppet Mitt Romney directed by a (Democrat) friend of mine, to declare an interest.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post "An 80's Style US Sitcom"
Pretty nailed it for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what that means.
But I'll assume it's not good.
 (I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post No,
I've meant it really looks like an 80's Style US Sitcom for me.

*Can be also "Yes" in a way, as those sitcoms obviously weren't very good.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah.
It's pretty well done, yeah.
 (I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be pleased when the yanks have picked their next figurehead for the fascist regime.
They really are beyond parody.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it's Romney then Iran will be looking forward to a showdown.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it's Obama, maybe they'll go after an embassy instead of a consulate.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Devil has decided to endorse both candidates

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Piers Morgan?
or Simon Cowel?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The handmaidens of beelzebub

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Whimsical and ginormous cartoon of the workings of the human mind
Zoom in and out to see everything!
 (wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
How cool is that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I thought so!
Can't believe I'd never seen this site before. Reminds me of when you're a kid and you have those biology illustrations but with little people doing all the bodily functions... loved those
 (wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I love this kind of intricate stuff.

(weareace, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They should stick a Where's Wally in there for good measure.
 (weareace, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kinda what the choice feels like, now you mention it.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do love Subnormality.
I particularly liked the fairly recent Anomolies.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Stereolove - I Wish That
Crazy video
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post All hail our new dance overlords!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a link post The Chin Review 6 I made this!
Julian and Tarquin try to review a place in the world.
(weareace, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post F
uck yes.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I
ndeed.
 (weareace, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love
it
 (-mash-, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
verymuch.
 (weareace, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes!
the chin review.. it's back!
(grabs wine & cheese in preperation)
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good plan!

(weareace, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hurray!
Just curious, who did the upside down chin thing first? I know it was on Red Dwarf ages ago but somebody must have pioneered the thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My money's on the ancient Egyptians. Apparently Red Dwarf got the idea from something else... I'd imagine it more like a continuum of chin faces through history, a con-CHIN-uum, hohoho!
 (weareace, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw man
these never fail to crack me up. So funny, DO MORE!
 (Leemondus, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 3:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh lordy
i love the chin review
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks very much Stallion!

(weareace, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Some pictures of motorbike/sidecar racing from around 1960
The guy in the sidecar is a regular in my local bar and let me scan these pictures to share with anyone that might be interested. Link is to the complete album.

Photobucket
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post "We're sorry, we cannot find the page you requested."
So cannot see any of these pics - which sound interesting
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post +1 rep

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's odd
Here's a link to one of the photos, you should be able to access the album from there:

s577.beta.photobucket.com/user/jrsutherland81/media/Sidecar%20Racing%201960/Scan0049.jpg.html

Let me know if it's still not working...
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope. Same message.
Edit: now working. Great Pics!
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
I love old bike pics.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrr hurrrr!
I'll bet you do.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was nice
Something from the olden days that has no obvious perv/pedo sub-text/over tones. Keep it clean.
 (Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting photos,
but needs more Aha...!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 2:04, , Reply)

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