Trumpton Goes All Right Wing.
As parody twitter accounts go...this is comedy gold.
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GloballyRelaxed Tunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:56,
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Doesn't really do it for me.
All seems a bit self-congratulatory for simply recycling the same digs at UKIP that have been doing the rounds for years.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:39,
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the fact that UKIP want it shut down because people might not know its a parody is pretty amusing
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:56,
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Someone get a message through
To Captain Snort
That they better start assembling
The boys from the fort.
[And] Keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cause there's gonna be riot
Down in Trumpton Tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCYOQOn-NPU
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Mario Cars 2
You can download it here www.chelseasaunders.com/mariocars2
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:55,
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Ah hahaha, two levels of nostalgia + LOLs = MaxiClick
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:04,
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any chance you could give some context?
like why is there some bloke watching a child doing twister in the bottom corner? And what's a public access show?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:44,
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Does this help somewhat?
Public access as in a community channel. There was a twister game happening at the same time for some reason.
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Could you maybe do some twerking next time?
I enjoyed the silliness, and the very serious message within.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:51,
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www.hark.com/clips/lhhkhwmrwh-oh-brother
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:24,
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i watched the video
and didn't see any exploding bollocks
i am disappoint!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:20,
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Fucking hell, I thought his grimacing was just his normal MetalFace.
:/
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:04,
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Star Trek TNG winter song
Hopefully not GC yet, this only shows 85,431 views.
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tubaman, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 3:06,
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Well, at least
my link doesn't have the commercial/promo tag at the end.
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tubaman, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 5:32,
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The brilliant Emu Terminator post below reminded me of this.
I wish it hadn't. As I remember I almost wanked meself into a coma over Bonny Langford's beetle bonnet.
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I imagine the Parkinson show afterparty was a hotbed of puppetry based debauchery
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 11:10,
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And then they all got ebola and died.
The end.
Also, it reminded me of this
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She is the most sexless thing ever created by sex.
My pink windmill didn't even twitch.
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That was really well done, even if they had to stretch for timing
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 2:03,
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Damn. That is clever.
And enormously-time consuming. Can't help wondering how much the person that made that was paid.
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Mum has a deal on basement rental.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 2:40,
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1953 TV show episode with great fucklift action!
Even a FL murder?
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tubaman, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 1:13,
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Oh fer fucks sake, another Fucklift gif.
You sir are worse than hitler.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:47,
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Channels that are devoted to garbage trucks:
https://www.youtube.com/user/Superiorpakfan/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/amrepmike33/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/MitchellM15/videos
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I wonder if the guy that runs that channel hangs out with the guy that does all the elevator reviews.
Match made in heaven.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 1:03,
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I didn't see any same-sex couples... YOU'RE TRAMPLING MY RIGHTS!
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:28,
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it was Adam and Eve
...after Adam had tried to mate with all the animals on earth
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That's the "Saville Collection" complete with rubber cigar and glasses.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 0:57,
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What about that single lady with the dressed-up pets?
She must be a lesbian.
Susan Calman said so.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:53,
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At least one of those guys likes his wife to wear a strap-on and take him up the wrong-un
the rest are in loveless marriages, are swingers, or are unwed couples kept together by the heroin habit they share
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ummm.
NO. Just no.
*opens another bottle of wine*
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:43,
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But some of them are "100% polyester fleece"
Just imagine the luxury.
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:44,
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Is prefer a burka made of a burlap sack.
Oh! On second thought That is actually a great idea and I think I will make one, it will hide me completely from the rest of the family.
Edit damn uneditable subject lines... I'd !!!!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:49,
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think about it...
It works on multiple levels.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 2:54,
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What wifi sounds like
back off now! don't try and bum me with a rusty spanner it's only 33 seconds long
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:51,
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Was starting to get a little funky towards the end
Reminds me of an early 80s ZX Speccy drum sequencer.
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Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:55,
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Yes, you too can, after 4.5 billion years of developing, harness the awesome power in the Internet to download a video of a broom.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:56,
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www.ratemybroom.com is available ...
... probably. I can't be bothered looking.
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:58,
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Those two white wires going into a cardboard box ...
... not suspicious at all.
(Of course wireless is going to 'sound' like this. Duh! And I use the word 'sound' in the loosest sense of the word.
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:57,
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agreed
being of the tape loaded computer game generation I expect there would be a sound with my 2014 data connection. silly me
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:16,
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Pissflaps getting his boggie on
NSFW
Short and sweet.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:47,
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Cool headband!
Steal that from Dire Straits?
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:13,
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The.. uh, uh... problem... uh... with acting like a king .. uh... uh is that others may .... uh, uh, .... do the same.... uh but definitely cannot.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:13,
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Yeah, he probably does
But to be fair, he does post some good links every now and then
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:45,
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But then goes and spoils it by being a rabid right-wing 100% tea party loon.
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:46,
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But he seems to have got a reaction, and there's only one thing worse than being talked about
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:48,
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You're just like the walkie-talkies downtown. Nice folks, but I hightail it when they get that look in their eyes.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:08,
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It's a big country made of lots of other countries bound in a loose Union. He can't do much really
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:49,
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Being that most b3tans (I believe) are Brits
I think the resounding response to this will be there is nothing abnormal or unreasonable about what he's saying here. Because, well, there isn't.
YAY SOSHALESM
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Except he was asked a question on presidential powers then proceeded to stammer through his talking points on immigration, then said that if someone else did the same thing he's doing on one of their pet projects, they wouldn't have the power to do so.
I don't think anyone is saying "no immigration", but rather, follow the process rather than skirting the law.
I always laugh when people say he's a good speaker. Reader, maybe.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:07,
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Watch it again, he really wasn't stammering through his answers.
And he *is* following the process. See felixcoen's post down there.
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:14,
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That is a horribly incorrect blog opinion.
Look at what Obama said: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTSQh27oTU
And choosing how to enforce a law does not create a program by which work permits can be granted. All this takes money and needs a bureaucracy to enforce (ha!, enforce) which cannot be done without Congress.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:16,
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The Department of Justice disagrees with you
www.justice.gov/sites/default/files/olc/opinions/attachments/2014/11/20/2014-11-19-auth-prioritize-removal.pdf
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:27,
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Of course they do. They are part of the Administration.
This is the same DOJ that thought it was legal to allow thousands of assault rifles over the border, killing thousands of Mexicans and at least one federal agent. The same DOJ that hides evidence of political targeting by the revenue service.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:29,
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I don't think you read 33 pages in two minutes.
You're getting a bit tinfoil-hattery now.
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:38,
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I was going to post a long bit
Explaining immigration, the USCIS (which handles work permits) the fees involved and how they are paid for. But I have had a shit day at work. Have just got in, and have an open bottle of wine in front of me. Which seems higher on my list than explaining something you could look up on a government website. *cheers!*
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:31,
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The problem is we had years of Bush so when you guys elected a black President we in civilisation all thought you were going to be less spilly bloody
You know like when the Rebels defeated theEmpire at the end of Jedi.
Only to find out he's got a drone army of his own and is being spilly bloody with his xbox controller.
Thing is though the left here still has their blinkers on and think he's the greatest thing since sliced bread even though he's more right wing than are own right wingers.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 8:55,
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Well, kinda kingly, but hardly new.
It is codified in the immigration laws that he has the right to do this. Congress relinquished control over this issue to the executive branch back in 2006 under the bush administration. It is contained in the measure "U.S. Code § 1227". (Great explanation there) This is exactly the same provision that Bush used to grant amnesty. Obama is doing exactly the same thing, only on a bigger scale.
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Don't come round here with your 'laws' and your 'logic'.
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:09,
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Wow, that is off kilter and wrong
I would suggest you consult with a constitutional lawyer, like President Obama, as to how much power he has. Again, he has sworn to "faithfully execute the laws" that are passed, not create programs. If Congress doesn't act it does not grant authority, no matter how bad he wants it.
Here is Obama answering the question whether he has the power: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTSQh27oTU
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:13,
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Well, now he's being sued I think the courts will decide
But I suspect his argument is that he is not 'changing the law' he is 'following the law'. He is exercising powers that have been granted to him by Congress.
You might think that's incorrect, but it will be for the Suprem Court to decide. I suspect they might side with him, especially considering, you know, the law and all that.
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:22,
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That is the problem with the government now: crap legislating and punt the hard decisions to the courts
It really isn't for the courts to decide: the enumeration of powers is clear. The courts should be the last resort. And I'm ashamed at democrats who have surrendered their powers given under the constitution to the executive. There were repubs that went against Nixon and dems that went against Clinton because the House and Senate used to not be rubber stamps of the executive, but worked for voters.
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:27,
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As an outsider, I think the law is pretty clear
Read to the end of US Code 1227;
"Nothing in this subsection may be construed to limit the authority of the Secretary of Homeland Security or the Attorney General to grant a stay of removal or deportation in any case not described in this subsection."
To me this means
"Any deportation process which is not already stayed may be stayed on the order of the Secretary of Homeland Security or of the Attorney General"
You may read the law differently, and that's what the court is there for. The law is not badly formed, it might just be open to interpretation.
And with that, I'm off to bed.
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:35,
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You're confusing laws and government programs.
Yes, he must "faithfully execute the laws" and he is free to create programs within the confines of those laws. The fact is, as shown in '8 U.S.C. § 1227', is that he has that power. You may not like it, but that's the law and it is his prerogative.
The video from Fox News you posted is great, and it shows Obama's' cynicism. But he appeared to me at least, to be making (cynical) political statements about what is politically impossible not what is legally possible. He's had this right from day 1 because Bush (and the then Republican congress) created it. Largely because it is useful in terrorism cases which is a much more concerning abuse than this.
I'm no Obama-bot. I think he's been a disaster for the American left in particular but this 'King Obama, Chairman Obama, Générale Obama' nonsense is harmful.
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I'm not confusing law and government programs.
Remember, no law is made by the executive. Bush had an overwhelming majority of both democrats and republicans to go to war, to address terrorism. Yes, the dems later said they didn't mean it during the following elections to appeal to the anti-war base (where have they gone? Silenced.) And just because one president issues an executive order does not grant power to, or limit subsequent presidents. Creating programs must be done on pursuant to a statutory grant, followed by exhaustive comment periods so that affected parties may influence the way an agency creates and enforces regulation. This is done for due process.
My real gripe? Is that he knows he doesn't have the power to do this, but just wanted to poke the repubs in the eye after the last election where he had his ass handed to him. I speak Spanish, so I do pro bono work with lots of migrant workers who believe he has saved them. The reality is the courts will likely overturn it, and if not, he has no funding to do the things he proposed. It will be like the myriad of other campaign promises he made, believing that good intentions, not reality are all that matters. Much like his "pre-emptive" Nobel Peace prize, it is all based on what he said he would do, not what he did. But to some, they are satisfied saying "well, at least he wanted to, but thoses other guys hate gays, women and the environment."
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 0:57,
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Well now you're just mixing your personal politics with the law
"Remember, no law is made by the executive", well of course it isn't, that's my whole point, the law was passed in the congress in 2006 that granted the executive the right to create such programs."And just because one president issues an executive order does not grant power to, or limit subsequent presidents". This is a misreading. The limitations of 'executive decisions' are set by the congress and apply to the office of the executive and not to the individual who is currently in office. Legally Obama has exactly the same right as Bush to do this. These powers pass through presidents. "Creating programs must be done on pursuant to a statutory grant, followed by..", Yes, and that happened under the Bush administration back in 2006. The legal groundwork was laid back then and Obama is simply utilizing it.
Now to the politics. "well, at least he wanted to, but thoses other guys hate gays, women and the environment." Well I agree with that political sentiment in many ways. It's that cringe worthy, all too common liberal sentiment that says "Well yes, he has bombed 8 countries in 6 years and they've all been majority Muslim, but he has been pretty good on gay rights!". So I agree with that part of what you say. But that's not the issue here. If we are talking about legal issues then lets stick to that.
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VERY disappointed this isn't a video of Prince Adam holding his sword with both hands
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 1:30,
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Needs a track added to it by the guy that did this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXidW7fEH8g
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:52,
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But he was white
so it was OK. Can't have black men going around thinking they can do the same stuff as white men, it's just not right is it.
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Terminator Emusis - I have no idea why :D
I made this!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:47,
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Oh, man, if the rumours about Grotbags 3000 being in it are true I'll nerdgasm!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:24,
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Skynet is set up in the Big Pink Windmill
and in the final battle Rod (played by Arnie) has to fight Grotbags on the roof for control of the broadcast antenna
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:36,
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Boy, I hope that gay C3PO type develops the jet packs in time...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:49,
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Isn't that the plot of The Running Man?
Jus' sayin'
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 17:26,
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Fantastic.
"There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door!"
"Sarah Connor?"
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