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This is a link post Try not to be a cunt... NSFW

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This is a normal post *gasp*
Outrageous.
Like, really edgy.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:38, Reply)
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Well, it made me smile. If you didn't, at least it was short.
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This is a normal post Hitler was only 5'8".
I don't think being short excuses being a smidge awful, does it?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *Imagines WWII axis troops commanded by a dwarf.*
Also, fuck me..you're right...
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This is a normal post I am upset that you checked up on my facts.
No more vaseline & reacharounds for you, sonny.
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This is a normal post I thought it was funny and well-sung.

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This is a normal post You're supposed to be saving that sherry for Christmas lunch...

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This is a normal post not worth filming
there, said it....
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:16, Reply)
This is a link post Science!
*witchcraft
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING MAGNETS

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This is a normal post Professor Denzil Dexter?

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This is a normal post HULLO I'M NEIL NUNES, HERE IS THE NEWS

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This is a normal post Reminds me of
Some Grey Bloke
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This is a normal post Whatever became of him............?

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This is a normal post Why does the narrators voice sound as though he's in the witness protection program?

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This is a normal post Are you sure that's not Bufalo Bill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ&t=1m0s
nsfw - swearsis
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:02, Reply)
This is a link post Orange juice
It's always tickled me this sketch, in a "special" way
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
One of the best bits of LoG.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

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This is a normal post EKSGOOOOOD BEEEEF!

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A thing of great beauty...

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post A precious thing.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I had compłetely forgotten
... that this sketch is the reason why in everywhere but the most formal of occasions, I routinely say "escourghhd beef" instead of "excuse me"
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 21:21, Reply)
This is a link post OFFICE PARTY RESCUE - instant shame relief for office party idiots NSFW I made this!
Planning to make a cunt of yourself at the office Christmas party? Of course you're not. But that doesn't mean you won't. Luckily, there's Office Party Rescue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRVJFvABe38
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you got one for when an Office Party reveller keeps uploading the same video?

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)
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something something catering budget something
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Take that office party and fuck it up your own stinking, monkey cum drizzled, arsehole.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh, it just wouldn't be christmas without Office Party Rescue spam.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that bloke at the end enjoying jenkem-induced hallucinations?

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This is a normal post I'm confused the Freeview ads
I thought everyone had it due to the digital switch over? Why would they need to advertise it?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post probably selling to advertisers more than the public
as well as encouraging people to ditch Sky/Virgin
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post yep, top advert, always stop to watch when it comes on
can't think of many adverts that that happens with
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm liking this one at the moment...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPXnAVUpqfw purely for "Sheriff Pete"
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ... and the Homepride one...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdcrHnzq9o8
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Bwahahaha
that was surprisingly good
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Was not expecting that. Quite sinister.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Always stop what?
Licking windows?
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This is a normal post Loads better than that other record where they got a bunch of puppets to sing together.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
This is a link post Funny magazine name corner?
I'm fairly certain that these gnarly skate doods aren't aware of the ACTUAL meaning of this word. Or are they?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha I forgot all about that word

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure I do either.
Will I regret googling that at work?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah it's fine

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wotevs. Your feigned ignorance is kidding NO-ONE.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hadn't heard of it, either..
http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp
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This is a normal post A story about our lord and saviour for the X-box generation
Where can they go from here?
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This is a normal post *Throws money at screen*

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Its good
but I'm not in unless you can show me zombie nazis riding dinosaurs.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only person who immediately thought of this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK
*converts

Actually, if Jesus wanted me to believe, he would do just THAT instead of vague promises about an uncertain future.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Agreed.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of The Thundering mantis
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynsuaBPDFvo#t=35s
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post God bless, er... Laibach. :/

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:09, Reply)
This is a link post All 707 episodes of classic Doctor Who and the Peter Cushing films at once.
Happy headaches, all!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, sounds ace at the beginning.
I think I spotted Brig. Lethbridge-Stewart, he was my favourite.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Lose a million nerd points for including the non canon Perter Cushing films.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post But they were the best Dr. Who things ever! Whole films!! + Cribbins 'n' Castle!!!

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently the whole 'Dalek Movies Not Canon' thing...
... was going to be resolved in 'The Day of The Doctor'.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't remember it being resolved, maybe thinking of the McGann film?

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *Dons nerd hat*
It was indeed. There's a scene where UNIT are talking to Clara about how the Doctor has had an ongoing influence on the world...and we're shown a glass cabinet containing Captain Jack's vortex manipulator.

Originally the cabinet was supposed to contain posters and materials from the Cushing films, suggesting that an awareness of the Doctor's exploits had bled into pop culture and resulted in a bastardised retelling.

Nifty idea, but they couldn't secure the rights. :(
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor, that would have been quite good actually.
Good nerding.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post UNIT
hehe

hehe

Unit

hehe
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree, the idea of a United Nations Intelligence Taskforce actually achieving anything is laughable.
Even when led by British officers.
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This is a normal post I just read this post aloud and all females within earshot were immediately reduced to a wet-knickered sodden mess of floor-writhing horniness.
Such is the erotic appeal of obsessive observations on Doctor Who minutiae.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post If Doctor Who obsessiveness doesn't get a woman sweaty down below, they're not worth the time of day.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post A large percentage of Dr Who fans are female actually and in the states its a majority.

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This is a normal post Oh, really? Do you think they'd like to have a go on my sonic screwdriver?
(Penus)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, if you look and act exactly like David (10") Tennant.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *Looks at picture of David Tennant*
*Looks in mirror*

.....

Do any of them like Patrick Troughton?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *foams*

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *unzips*

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *Phones ebola hotline*

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This is a link post U.S embassies bricking it all over the world ahead of a report on CIA torture.
Can't be worse than what we already know, right?

Be interested to know if there's any black sites in the UK.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Racist.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post "Heavily redacted report"
We put *** up his *** and then tickled his **** with a ***** and a ***** until he ****** over his ****** and our ****** and we lolled but he didn't done tell us nuffin.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Super match game!


P.S Candles!
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This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post hahaha

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:27, Reply)
This is a link post Cheerleader Routine
AKA 'She just slept with me'
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This is a normal post Nobody likes a show-off

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This is a normal post ace

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This is a normal post Worst case of thrush ever

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This is a normal post And their team went on to win a million super bowls!

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *scans the preview pic*
Hmmmm. That looks like the kind of video that Jimmy Saville would click.
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This is a normal post Paedophobe

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)
This is a link post 19 injured in gas attack against furries
And gge news crew finds this hilarious
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This is a normal post Third time this week.
Someone really hates those furries
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This is a normal post Everyine hates furries

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This is a normal post Buzzfeed *and* Glasscock?
Add ilovehorses for the trifecta.
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This is a normal post best of all the animals.
They have massive glass cocks.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's more humane than hunting with hounds apparently.

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This is a normal post But less fun.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Furrycock?

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This is a link post Playing with Fire
I'm on a scrounge...
My daughter plays with fire with some of her idiot friends, and she's entered a competition. Please vote for her photo.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 6:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeh! It's my Birthday again apparently!
So have a click and some fire from my candles.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candlemas

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This is a normal post Thanks. Happy fire plus patisserie!

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This is a normal post Click

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This is a normal post Thanks.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Playing with fire is to be encouraged at every opportunity
Good luck to her
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This is a link post ASMR
i never even knew this was a thing. it was like torture, but i also laughed so hard, i cried
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This is a normal post You are a sick, sick man

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This is a normal post Did you sit through the whole thing

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This is a normal post I had to skip through to the end. I was afraid he'd start to touch my panties and I'd no longer be a virgin.

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This is a normal post WTF!

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I totally get this.
I get a weird tingly warmth in my next and head when I hear people whisper or eat... Something to do with the crackle of saliva.

I'd always thought and hoped it was a perversion unique to me.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post it makes me angry for some reason

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This is a link post Ask Lemmy
Agony aunt style with Lemmy Kilmeister.

Part two https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn7ai7Xyj1w
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 3:35, Reply)
This is a normal post He's got a heart of gold, Lemmy does.

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This is a normal post top right
is that a Nazi flag?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post He collects Nazi paraphernalia apparently
...for the aesthetics of course
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah....
The 'Pissflaps Defence'
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ....yes but Lemmy seems to be a genuinely nice guy
whereas Pissflaps....
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he is fond of saying he'd have been a shit nazi.
Due to having had numerous black girlfriends.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This has made my day.
His reaction to the last letter is superb.

"I've just got out of a mental hospital. Oh good. Well at least you got out."

Genius.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post Taking trance back to the early 00's
Driftmoon - Effervescence.
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This is a normal post Trance is awful shite
always was
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post All dance music made after '95 is shit.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 3:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
made after '95
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This is a normal post ^^TGGI^^

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Generic anti trance comment
From aging b3tan....

Not me, I like trance! *clicks* not a fan of Armin though.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post EARLIEST KNOWN FOOTAGE OF ANDRE THE GIANT
EARLIEST KNOWN FOOTAGE OF ANDRE THE GIANT
EARLIEST KNOWN FOOTAGE OF ANDRE THE GIANT
EARLIEST KNOWN FOOTAGE OF ANDRE THE GIANT
EARLIEST KNOWN FOOTAGE OF ANDRE THE GIANT

Why am I yelling?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post YES YES YES YES

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno how much is true,
But this is still an entertaining read:

www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Boyd Rice?
You cryptofascist, you.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 2:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that tree up
yeh
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This is a normal post INCONCEIVABLE!

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:40, Reply)
This is a link post Saul Bass - Why Man Creates
The rest of the film is rather dated, but this sequence is great.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That story actually says, well, nothing.
Journalism at its sharpest. Copperplod may, or may not, have been told to report back to HQ and, possibly, be a bit careful.
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This is a normal post Statement by WMP
www.west-midlands.police.uk/latest-news/news.aspx?id=2183
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