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This is a link post The best scene in Interstellar I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a link post Sepp Blatter gets fuckloads of money bunged at him ...again.
Fifa president Sepp Blatter was forced to halt a news conference when UK prankster Simon Brodkin - whose stage name is Lee Nelson - threw a pile of banknotes at him saying, "here you go, Sepp".
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure if he pulls enough of these pranks the BBC will give him another series.
that's how it works isnt it?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws real money at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that
what counts as satire nowadays?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Great photo op

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably what he got paid for!
I think you'll see plenty more of that picture to come...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:20, Reply)
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Would have been better if he'd thrown real dollar bills. Would have cost him a couple of hundred quid, but would have avoided the "Sepp showered with fake money" headlines in the more boring news outlets.
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post he hasnt got any money
This is his last desperate throw of the dice before he has to give up on fame and fortune and go back to being a recruitment consultant
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's true... that $6m salary doesn't go far

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Would be funnier to throw coins at him.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, 2p's..
a fooking big bag of them!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to have seen him sliced 20,000 times with the side of a cheque.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:02, Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile, in a Welsh brothel

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF! That borders in being kiddie porn!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Needz more deepdream dogz

(I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:16, Reply)
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Fun fact, the Welsh were the first people to invent the condom using sheep's intestines.
The English later refined the invention by first removing the intestines from the sheep.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Winter is coming.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post And so am I

(ThisIsMyRealName, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:14, Reply)
This is a link post How to do the Lamb-ada
Features horrific 80s outfits and a tenuous link to the apparent theme of the day.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post to the rescue!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:25, Reply)
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=y38tDxqscY4
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, thanks for that.
I was telling my son about this exact video recently, but couldn't be arsed to find it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post and thars how you make a lamb kebab roll

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:56, Reply)
This is a link post Staying with todays ovis theme
Have some BÖC.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Shooting Shark.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post Not quite a lamb.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Love that film
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG PETER JACKSON? :(
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:40, Reply)
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lotr
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:49, Reply)
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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:32, Reply)
This is a link post Lamb surprise.

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, great.
Now my keyboard is covered in tea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:14, Reply)
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tea spunk
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:21, Reply)
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I knew that was 'coming'

/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post Little fluffy lamb
Rock electronica? I dunno. Lamb.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:02, Reply)
This is a link post boy says fuck at sister and lamb involved
boy says fuck at sister and lamb involved
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:02, Reply)
This is a link post I know it's Stewart Lee and in the Guardian
but he rather hits the nail on the head here.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It was the observer yesterday!
That was the bit I rescued from the window cleaning mission (the reason we'd got a paper) and I really enjoyed it. No doubt the 1 lee haters and/or 2 dailymailists won't like it cos it was 1 written by lee and/or 2 isn't right wing enough but not to worry eh 1 each to their own and/or 2 fuck yourselfs. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I like a thing done by Stewart Lee.
Fuck me sideways with a rusty tin hedgehog, but Cameron must now be allowed to touch the BBC.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:03, Reply)
This is a link post How to make your own underwater breathing apparatus
Clever
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it self contained?
I need to know before I watch.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:43, Reply)
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Why yes it is, completely independent
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post what the fuck has this got to do with lambs huh>?

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:50, Reply)
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Is it not obvious?
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the embolisms!
And don't forget to click-through for more guides on how to do home-bodged stupid underwater stunts that used to kill people in the last few centuries until someone worked out what the fuck was going on and took measures to limit the lethality of breathing compressed air.
Until then, carry on fuckwitting!
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post So....
....you like it?
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:09, Reply)
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Come on Joefish, you know you want to. I for one am trying it in the bath
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not even going to try clicking it to give it the oxygen,
but in looking for an approprite response, I've just seen someone has been inspired to do a live-action version of the Dumb Ways To Die animation. I openly weep. Or 'IOW' for the modern generation.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Lisa, don't you ruin another Lamb Day

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "I don't want to intoxicate myself"
Probably the least of his worries...
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post evolution in action

(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously stupid
This is one very easy way to kill yourself. If you are interested in diving, search for your local dive club - they are always keen for new members.

Divers are incredibly happy to share their knowledge. I don't dive but two of my work colleagues do (one is an instructor) but they seem to be able to describe hundreds of ways they can kill themselves even after years of training and using professional kit.
 (I helped save b3ta! heyrudi has just found this setting, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 3:39, Reply)
This is a link post Lamb - B Line (Votel Redux)
Happy Lamb day everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post today?
I listened to their entire catalogue yesterday, if only I'd known.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:36, Reply)
This is a link post Lamb of God
seeing as its International Lamb Day
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:13, Reply)
This is a link post Lamb enjoying some patting

(chompedhomas, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 minutes before being fed into the machine
in the previous post?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:14, Reply)
This is a link post Lamb boning machine.
I tried to find a picture of a dog boning machine for b3ta, but this was the closest I came up with.
(Contains lamb carcasses being disassembled in a factory setting.
(speedevil, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post have a look at the pigs head deboner
marel.com/meat-processing/systems-and-equipment/deboning--trimming/pig-head-deboner/414?prdct=1&pc=1

facinating
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 13:37, Reply)
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The video is quite fascinating indeed. Not a job I'd like as a 9-5 though
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post As a recovered vegetarian, meat lover and fan of CNC machines,
this is very impressive.

If I was a sheep however, that video would make me think that Auschwitz wasn't all that bad, considering...
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Misread that as "Lamb bombing maching"

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Dragons Den, quick!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing!
Although not the lamb boning I was hoping for.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post is it de anussing at 0.16?
if that's a word
 (I helped save b3ta! Lt.Rightenant, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post explains why there's always shards of bone supermarket meat
edit: "...in supermarket meat..." still no editing of subject line? Amazing, it's like being back in 2003
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post fascinating
it's amazing how well the operation seems to cope with what must be a fair bit of variability in size. the stuff at 5 minutes looks pretty fiddly and i found it disturbingly easy to imagine myself in themachine having the base of my spine cut away. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post If you look early in the video
You see 'Warning X-ray' - this is a CT scan - like you get in hospital, although probably higher dose as subsequent cancer isn't really so much of an issue.
Slightly after that, the robot picks up a halved carcass, and then moves it through a red beam, before backing off, rotating 90 degrees and repeating.
This is to build up a 3d model of the outside using a vision system pointed at that beam.
 (speedevil, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Supercoolninja that!

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post that's not one of cyriak's videos is it?

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:56, Reply)
This is a link post a letter of complaint I made this!
about olives
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post They're not a patch on tampons
So I hear.
 (sithemong, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post yep, I remember tampons

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post Octopuses are creepy / amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen this before.
But also saw one in the wild while swimming off Corfu on Thursday.
Did the whole colour and texture changing thing to hide, and quickly move when I wasn't looking. Fantastic animals.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The only solid part of an octopus is it's peak
hence their ability to be awesome like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you meant 'beak'.
...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Amazing indeed.
 (ed-z, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I for one welcome our eight-tentacled overlords.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:44, Reply)

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