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This is a link post Featurette on Ultra Panavision 70mm lenses being used on The Hateful Eight
Not used since the 60s. Gorgeous pieces of kit.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post So I'm puzzled
If 70mm is amazing, and the only format to see it in, why was it shot in 65mm?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post From wankypeadophile
"The additional 5 mm are for 4 magnetic strips holding six tracks of sound."
 (m.auron, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh right
You'd think they'd mention that.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was fascinating

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post The films they cite are amazing
And it's great that someone reveres the old kit. And he'll probably win an Oscar for it because the Academy likes having a big wank over itself. But the film will be awful because its gurning tit of a director buys wholesale into his own adulation and has completely forgotten what a good film is. If he ever knew, which I increasingly doubt.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Them's some purdy landscapes
Hope he gets a decent editor though. Django Unchained needed at least 20 mins cut out, including the entire final sequence.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post His previous editor died.
This was his first film with a new one.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post The presenter reminds me of the Family Guy version of Bill Cosby

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't stand robert mugabe since kingsman

(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that johhny 5 from short circuit?
Did he help that chinny bloke direct?
 (Tuftedshag, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 6:53, , Reply)
This is a link post "I do no sex"
She sounds like Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mental illness is well lol

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next you'll be saying we can't make fun of idiots.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd do her.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also Rhonda Fister.
Sounds well fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 1:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do know sex too.
Maybe if she was a bit more familiar with it she'd be less up tight.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a link post pretty fireworks over raqqa
so pretty

We need more white phosporous in our fireworks
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Shower curtain
Review No 5 has me intrigued
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post mould free
implies (to me at least) that you can buy a mouldy shower curtain, or a shower curtain that is not guaranteed to be mould free on delivery
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you can think of it, the internet can sell it to you

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am going to hold you to that

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd want my money back.
I mean, it doesn't even feature a man-sized ad hoc quantum tunnel through physical space.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
I think if you turn the shower up really really hot the curtain would make an excellent egg poacher.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Tue 1 Dec 2015, 7:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Mentalist humps the Eiffel Tower NSFW
Mildly NSFW.
(Leemondus, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this
www.captaingreybeard.com/2010/03/married-to-an-ocean-liner.html
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, Channel 5
What would they be without cheap exploitation of the mentally ill for entertainment?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even the Eiffel Tower gets more action than me!
** CRIES **
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post *humps*
there ya go fella
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post she must have epic piles

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post must be nice for everyone else to visit
with her patches of shitty blood all over the girders. The tour guides probably adapt their speil: "and this is where Mrs Nutbar and the tower first made love", "and over here was after their anniversary dinner"
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post She'll have to sit there for ages to warm the whole tower...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh imagine their children

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its riveted for her pleasure...

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is paraphilia

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uh-oh
Are we going to jail now?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post #prayforparis

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post eugh...
get a room.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 3:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Gonads & Strife.

Worth a giggle
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Phone camera lens for creepy voyerism
at least I think that's the angle they are taking this.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think deaf people have as much right to camera accessories as anyone
Don't be lacist
 (dyllon nice beaver., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Some bears I made this!
Winter etc.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is great!

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Good choice of music too
 (Sherbs, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a link post The Undercover Honda NSFW I made this!
Right, well about 2 odd years ago, I posted a trailer about a sitcom wot I had written... b3ta liked it, and it spread a little on the interwebs... one thing led to another and we got to go to La to speak to various people about it, and then I got myself an Agent, and now i am a desperate TV whore trying to flog my filthy comedy wares!

Various other projects are now being worked on, and I finally have the ability to post the full pilot episode (self funded, written and edited... with help from 2 other awesome peoples)

enjoy, hate it, laugh at the cheapness, do as you wish... it's nice to be able to finally post this... only 2 years after i made the fucking thing.
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember liking the original.
Will watch this later. Good luck :)
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you for your continued support and interest!
and thanks for the luck, that's what i've learned over the last 2 years, after the hard work, the stress, the financial investment... that's what it comes down to, a big spoon of luck!

I think i must been a mirror smasher in a past life, as my luck is shite!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post something something catering something something
it's a click from me, and good luck!
edit: half way through and really like it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post we spunked it all on catering
we are filming it with sausage roll!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post The best of all the meat & pastry-based filming media.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome! Such a bastard getting stuff commissioned but I hope it goes well for all involved

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah tell me about it,
i'm in that stage of writing where everyday is a decision between lunch, or a pack of fags!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post quit smoking?

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post no one likes
a quitter.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Charity Christmas Doctor Who book - and a request I made this!
I've been working with a group of writers over the past couple of years doing the layout work on anthologies that they've been putting together for charity. The link above (and the two below) go to the Just Giving pages for the books. The Doctor Who one has the download links on the donation page, but you're welcome to make a donation if you want!

The other two are horror books we released around hallowe'en...

https://www.justgiving.com/theatre-diabolique/
https://www.justgiving.com/SecretInvasion/

Now, with that out of the way... Something that I'm sure I first saw on here, but I can't get the search terms together to find it, either here or on YT...

It was a music video, where they'd taken all the key frames out, so the whole video was essentially one long trippy glitch.

Not much to go on, I know.

Anyway - Hope you enjoy the books!
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Where art thou SuperHeroes ?
Fellow B3tan's are putting on another Charity Panto Horse Race on Sunday 13th December in Greenwich. in aid of a local Children's Hospice. The theme this year is 'SuperHeroes' and will include a procession with the real heroes out there i.e Nurses, Doctors, Medics, Firemen, Servicemen etc. If any of you based in London want to get involved (even as a costumed Superhero) then please get in touch via [email protected] . Be great to see some of the B3TA clan there. www.pantohorserace.org
(mr_mekon, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 7:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many times have you deleted this and re-posted to keep it at the top of the page?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Twice - I deleted the orignal post by mistake and didn't add the info on the 2nd one and deleted that to rectify it. Apols
 (mr_mekon, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post the edit button works

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My brain didn't at the time :D
 (mr_mekon, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Sadly, Thomas the Tank Engine came to a bad end
So remember kids. don't do drugs!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 6:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post arf!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was funnier than I expected.
Doesn't need the drugs caption, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here is the sauce

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Diesel: Not even once!

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Relax with Sid James

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 1:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am relax.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 1:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post This will get me through the day

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Up to 15 minutes
Quite weird as the laugh randomly turns into words and then back to the laugh. Getting a bit of a headache as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post How's it going now?
You're just leering at passing colleagues with a bit of dribble I expect.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wibble

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Nine track album, free streaming, free download I made this!
Artwork by our fellow b3tan Smallbrainfield :)
Quackpipe - Quacks from the pipe
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay
Cheers
Nice cover =D
 (Sherbs, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 1:22, , Reply)

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