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This is a normal post J.S.Bach didn't write Happy Birthday fugues,
but if he did, that's pretty much exactly how he'd have written them.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post James corden's slimmed down

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 7:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post he'd nail that cake himself

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Hes getting "the Digs" later!!!!
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a link post So which one of you is the phantom pussy shaver?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I shave pussies all the time...
and those proffered pics look like fleas are probably the underlying cause (applying Occams razor and Bayesian reasoning).
PS - I used to be allowed access to the female human pussy for shaving but one small nick was apparently one small nick too many...
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who is this Nick Small?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 6:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post We all have names for our penis don't we?
Mine is "Willy Lopez and his two hairy banditos"
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait I'm confused
You shaved pussies with Occam's razor?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a link post CNN still keep the OJ murder site up
wonder if the gloves still don't fit...
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a link post How to make beer in space
Ron of the seal
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Swingify
Upload a tune to make it swing. Mildly amusing results
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some good examples on there
but Yackety Sax definitely doesn't work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a link post McFadden's Cold War

(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Forced marriage
Congratulations
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post at least he knows it'll be good in bed

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was he a taker or a giver?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post it depends on how you define felching

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Giver, he tied it so I'm guessing BDSM top.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice ass

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any body notice the trend with the news to now
Spin out a storey and just keep repeating 2 or 3 "facts"?
look at this storey and see how many times they keep saying the same thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could say they are taking it to the next level.

(sithemong, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post This comment floored me.

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I shed a tier

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gave me a lift.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've elevated the subject.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Let's not escalate this
 (BrianThatIsCalledBrian in YOUR endo, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the old tactic from when you were writing an essay at school
You'd start waffling and repeating the things you were saying in the essay in order to hit the minimum word count.

The problem being that a minimum word count merely encourages you to start waffling and repeating what you say.

Just like when you were writing an essay at school.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post In addition to this
free lance scribes have been known to substitute or use a surrogate word for simple conjunctions. This technique - along with others such as repetition within the same sentence or plain rephrasing - has been known to extend and lengthen the word count of [ctrl shift g]
files copy!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes, I noticed they kept mentioning how everyone in the village was "descending on him", which considering his most recent activity was surprising.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
To be fair, the article does seem to have been written by an African. They tend to have a peculiar way with the English language.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Eeyore'ways does that.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who knew Eeyore was a He Whore?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post DonkeyHotie

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was only because his girlfriend left him to see the last Royal Wedding
He told the press "She caught the Katy, left me a mule to ride"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Don't touch that button

(Sherbs, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43472196
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post The word “Jezebel” is coming from the /ot story of Queen Jezebel back in the days of Kaol, that prick.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you hear Byrne on Desert Island Discs on Sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did not
he is often interesting but that program is very annoying these days. Should I risk it?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Kirsty Young. He was quite good. Christopher Nolan was interesting the other week.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post you've gone soft, lad
Young is only slightly less irritating than Wark.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
#psychoticdelusions
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a link post I got into a samurai fight,
Then I got high...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not clicking until I know that Will Smith is okay

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Samurai Champloo is the absolute tits
Possibly even better than Bebop
 (SimianKid internet faffer, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a link post The Devil and Father Amorth (2018)
New documentary from William Friedkin
(ohidunno, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post \'If we don't understand it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist'
No - that's sort of exactly the point. A bunch of choir boy shagging loonies with an extremely subtle and long thought-through and absolute belief in an ultimate magical gift-giving sky wizard - without a shred evidence - claim to *totally fucking understand it*.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need dispense with your jaded cynicism and adopt a healthy scepticism.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just another cult, manipulating belief to sustain themselves.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hollywood?
 (ohidunno, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post /talk?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Why Alien Life Would be our Doom - The Great Filter
Not people running into things but interesting.

TL:DW? If we find E.T we're doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great video, but:
The filter is selfishness. It's a trait found in every sentient being. All living things are territorial to some degree and will quite gladly fight to the death in order to both protect and expand on that territory. They may choose to share that territory with a mate, or a gang, but you're unlikely to find a sentient species that will openly share its territory without receiving some kind of return. Humans are particularly bad at it, which is why Communism never, ever works long term. But it's written into the code of everything that has life.

Which brings up another philosophical issue. Who says the our planetary definition of 'life' is the intergalactic dipstick that should be used when attempting to observe extra terrestrial life? If you lock somebody in a concrete box from birth and feed them nothing but Jaffa Cakes, they'll perceive Jaffa Cakes as food, but the concept of food outside Jaffa Cakes would be completely beyond their comprehension because to them Jaffa Cakes and only Jaffa Cakes look like food. You could take them out of the box after a couple of decades, and show them a plate is sausages. It's food, but it's going to take a massive fucking leap of the imagination for that to click with them because it bears zero resemblance to their perception of food, the mighty Jaffa Cake.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm hungry
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry but you lost me at the first paragraph.
Sharing of territory happens all the time in the animal kingdom where different species don’t have the same food source whether it’s a mixed troupe of monkeys or grazers mucking around together on the veldt. Mutualism often happens when they share sleeping spaces but even then it’s not certain.

If aliens arrive en masse they might conceivably need living space, of which there is plenty spare, but given the fact that they’ve just travelled who knows how many light years in self-sufficient habitats it seems far more like to me that they wouldn’t need to compete with us for anything at all. The trouble with humans is that we assume any intelligent species must be as horrifically shitty to fellow creats as we are ourselves. It’s analogous to the exoplaanet search: we only have one example of (intelligent) life so we assume all life must follow the same evolutionary path.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post And sometimes they even fuck!
www.theguardian.com/science/2017/dec/15/sex-between-snow-monkeys-and-sika-deer-may-be-new-behavioural-tradition

I can't wait until I get humped by an alien. Unless it looks like Gilbert.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fine then
so long as they aren't interested in energy, living space, water or volatile organics we'll get on like a fucking house on fire.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if it turns out they are highly evolved dung beetles and human excrement turns out to be the alien equivalent of foie gras?
We'll be rolling in space diamonds, I tell thee.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post So how have they coped before actually finding for the first time...
I'm guessing energy & water. Oh yes, and your sweeet tassssty soulsssss are more their beans on toast.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
rolling in space diamonds enslaved, farmed and selectively bred for shitting ability
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god, I didn't think about that.
I'm doomed!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That’s exactly my point; all of those things are comparatively easy to find in space.
If aliens had already travelled here none of those things would be a problem for them. As I see it the only reason why aliens would come here is because they want to for one reason or another. They might conceivably come on some transgalactic jihad but I tend to agree with Carl Sagan in that any race that can advance far enough technologically to make the trip will have had a few millennia to breed out any lingering aggression.

The notion of aliens coming here for air/water/meat always makes me remember that jokey comment about things like Dyson spheres and ringworlds: if aliens are advanced enough to build such things they wouldn’t need them anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mad assumption
If you have the drive to go out to the stars you will also have aggression.
Stick with Fermi.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rubbish. It's a long way to travel for a bit of a dust up.
They will be driven by their kinks. They will be exploring space looking for new things to fuck. They won't believe their luck when they find planet earth is populated by sentient monkeys that have dedicated 95% of the internet to wanking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
take me in your bleeder?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 3:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post SPACIST

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's exactly what the Inca's said about the Spanish.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post By definition animals defend territories against their own species.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 6:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post But they would be the world authority on the "is it a cake or a biscuit" debate.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a cake.
Because, science.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 6:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft, good luck living on Jaffa cakes mate...what an idiot lamo

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jaffa Cakes incorporate the five food groups.
Who's the idiot now?
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess being human gives us the arrogance to .....
think intelligent life might be like our own. If it is that explains why there is nobody out there as the way we are heading it's almost certain we will not be around much longer nor have a viable planet. If we do continue to exist like other intelligent life out there the means to reach to each other is just impossible as it would mean faster than light travel which on paper does not happen. Perhaps a constant put in place by the 'creator' to make sure we don't reach each other. I do love this sort of stuff though.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems appropriate to post this again:
www.terrybisson.com/page6/page6.html

(I think I first came across it on here anyway.)
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
Very dark
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not while we've still got Sigourney and Will Smith we're not.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Long warned against in Tech circles

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Long expected by thinking people.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Mark Steel's in town
Some hero/content stealing arsehole (delete as appropriate) has put a lot of these episodes on youtube

Sure it's not everyone's cup of tea but if like me you have a tedious task to do this afternoon it's worth a listen.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace, good little series.
They're also on the iPlayer
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00rtbk8/episodes/guide
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post except you can't listen to or d/l them there
unless I'm being a spazz
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that's cheeky....
Didn't see that.

Can understand them taking it off for dvd sales but this is radio.

*bookmarks Youtube Link* Ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Whitehaven episode is superb
Similarly Matlock Bath from the last series
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Mark Steel Lectures are rather good too
marksteelinfo.com/recordings/
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like this, but he's somehow never managed to visit anywhere I've lived, and that's a lot of places in the UK
I was about to make a list but that would probably be a bad idea to leave on the internet
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a link post BBC Fake News game
This is rather good. Aimed at the kiddies, but not particularly patronising.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds nasty
I hope he had no lasting effects from it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed him so hard
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was fun. Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Signage made better.
The B3ta road sign compo comes to life.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post surprisingly well done

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post They clearly put the work in.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I notice that the guy had to scrub parts of the signs clean
Before making his own additions.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I live in the emerald city
and I haven't seen any signs for Didcot
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Never mind all that down there
Harry and Meghan have chosen their cake!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad Harry & Meghan consider sustainability one of the values
And there I was thinking the whole system of monarchy, with all its associated pageantry, was in some way extravagant or wasteful. Silly me.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post TREASON!
TREASON I SAY! TO THE TOWER WITH YOU!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pair of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post MORE TREASON!
ANOTHER ONE FOR THE TOWER!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it continues like this
we can all band together to get a family ticket. Save a bit of money.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post And a bus
A small one.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post A bus?
"We spend £80 million+ per year on inbred robber-barons. Let's fund our NHS instead"
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's going to make
the wedding night interesting.
 (annexia, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Their first dance will be a Scissor Sisters song.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to believe that has happened.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think I saw a video about this on the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, they want a "have your cake and eat it" wedding?
Racist bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course they want our cake and to eat it
sponging cunts that they are.

They should buy their own cake!
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post MORE TREASON!
WE'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER TOWER! RAISE THE TAXES!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did someone say "sponge cunt cakes?"
Very NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I particularly like the one
where they went to the effort of making poo icing because as we all know, the ladies rear passage is squeezed out like a tube of toothpaste in a vice when they give birth.

So much art and cakework misses out that bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever
The forelock tugging people will love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post But what kind of cake would Juncker serve when Putin comes for tea?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:26, , Reply)

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