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This is a link post Don't you hiss at me!
Gobshyte Cat Gif, with sound.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woya woyawoyaaaaaa

(97800, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Super Captain 3D I made this!
Sidescroller shoot-em-up. It's a bit bland, but it's also only 2 roubles.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post minded me of this:
vimeo.com/287416555
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your knowledge of animation is stunning!
I applaud! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post if the next game you review involves a giant pink rabbit pulling a rambo
i'm gonna fucking shit myself
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 2:11, , Reply)
This is a link post deal or no deal

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Deal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4
 (stubhuman, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine all that independence though lads
What will *you* do with your new found freedom?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Remain: unending humiliation - the Union is finally defeated. Not by armies but by mandarins. To everyone's alarm, an influential fifth column hopes for this.

Deal: see Remain, harder to extricate. Sclerotic. No-one hopes for this.

No Deal: boldly take the short term punches, chart progressive course, dynamic future compared to moribund EU, broad sunlit uplands.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post minded me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0heW5B4MP54
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post what happens if leaving the eu doesnt end your humiliation?
What if your feelings of inadequacy are all internal and you cant ever escape them?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The ad hom works best if you, or anyone involved, knows the hom.

You might have noticed a creeping nationalist resurgence, less benign than ours. The EU - Germany, Hungary et al, France, Denmark, Italy, Greece - will, in ten years, be further right than the fucking Khans. How do you think a newly subjugated Britain will change that course?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes, it's called approaching land war in Europe.
You're backing the greatest foreign policy folly since suez. I can only believe you have no education at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe we could try to blame them for all our self inflicted wounds, rally an army and invade?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwGLSuP4t7U
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe you should
Advance an argument other than via random YouTube links which I won't watch.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post no you

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, the thing is old chap
That I don't need to.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post toodle pip

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post how about guardian links?
www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/nov/16/brexit-paranoid-fantasy-fintan-otoole

jesus christ - your language reeks of paranoia and nostalgia. Not a good mix. You are Oswald Spengler and ICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You feel humiliated and subjugated by some words on a travel document
Does anyone need to know any more than that?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is you
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/nov/16/brexit-paranoid-fantasy-fintan-otoole

This absolutely nails the mad brexit paranoid dream.
I do hope you were in ironic mode when you posted?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post God that was dry

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll get the ghost of stan lee
to draw a comic version for idiots.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stan Lee wasn't an artist
And the article was still soul-suckingly dry. Much like this incessant Brexit crap
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 1:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate comics
Stan Lee is a comic artist who was in the news recently for dying. About whom, I could not give fewer fucks.
My point was you are an idiot. Soul-suckingly unable to read more than a tweet.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 2:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post As I have already told you that Stan Lee was not an artist
And you are still stating that he was, then who is the idiot?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we've covered that
go back to reading comics now.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, you go back to reading dry opinion pieces
along with the other hundred or so readers that can be bothered to wade through it to get to an obvious point
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ffs

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent riposte
Reading all that dry analysis has really honed your discussion skills
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post [insert xkcd link here]

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 2:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will you be among the ones taking the short term punches then?
Do you work in an industry that would be pulled back to Europe overnight? Are you at risk of losing your family’s livelihood over this?

We’ve already humiliated ourselves enough. Pride got us here, it won’t get us out to some magical fairy land where everyone throws better trade deals at us because we were once their imperial masters.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some businesses will fold, I'm sure
But my calculation is that we'll be a much more prosperous country unshackled. Unless Corbyn's at the tiller, in which case we'll get a comedy experiment in hard socialism unfettered by EU restraints. Even at that price, I would still favour leaving on the basis that it would be over quickly and we'd never have to talk about socialism again.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 17 Nov 2018, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’ll take that as a no then.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's OK.
He's going to do so well out of it that he will personally compensate us all for lost income.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 1:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit is great
Best TV show in years
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 17 Nov 2018, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm certainly enjoying
the season finale of The Tories
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 18 Nov 2018, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like his streams
he tells a good (wee) story. Hopefully Twitch etc will be more popular with people from the telly.
 (chipster, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a link post The Making Of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
It's hosted by Pierce Brosnan, it's mad
(becomingbatman, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brosnan gives it 110%
On a deeply embarrassing cause. That attitude will get you far.

Golden moment at 10.52: filming studio-funded Robin Hood is as difficult as forming a starvation gang to fight a feudal overlord on pain of hideous torture.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need to check out the making of Schindler's List with Brian Blessed.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Funniest Reddit question I've seen for a while
bettered only by the Zizekesque answer
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Needs more cumbox.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm

(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post More cumbox?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcBpOm9Lt-0
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Sat 17 Nov 2018, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had to google Zizek
He a philosophical god. Must read more although he would be preaching to the choir.

"It's a false engagement. Paradoxically, we do these things to avoid really doing things. It makes you feel good. You recycle, you send £5 a month to some Somali orphan, and you did your duty." But really, we've been tricked into operating safety valves that allow the status quo to survive unchallenged"

He drinks Merlot.

It is maligned by the wine snobs as less cultured yet it is a really nice wine to drink and so if you strip away the pretentiousness of wine drinking and the illusion of superiority it fosters then you can allow yourself to appreciate that merlot is actually an honestly nice wine to drink.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post "unlike a warm coca-cola, which tastes like shit"

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zizek is great fun
I've seen all of his documentaries
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post almost any philosophy lecture
is brilliant if voiced by Latka from Taxi
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post he really is
it’s almost a shame that his playful and provocative cynicism is inevitably mistaken for devil’s advocacy.
 (ozof, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Send Transmission I made this!
Music and archive footage smushed together.
 (Octo I ruin everything., Fri 16 Nov 2018, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a link post I redubbed the John Lewis Ad NSFW I made this!
Hope you like it :-)

edit: just remembered nsfw: 1 swear on the audio
(I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only they'd bought him a train set instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wanted to extend the end
And have them chopping up the piano and turning into a coffin, then a funeral, but the Mrs thought it would be a bit much
 (I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't go far enough IMHO.
Him being loaded live into the coffin, nailing it shut and burying him in 6ft of ready mix concrete and smashed copies of Candle in the Wind... that would be so Christmassy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post they also missed out him having a massive strop and not speaking to his mum for a decade

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an advert, not a documentary, love.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post They did,
but it had too many straights.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least you kept it tasteful.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJCJ_Nkg_SA
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
They made a bit more of an effort than me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Elton John appears to be evolving into your grandmothers sofa.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a link post They're still at it I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's hope they never stop

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait to see what Righty does after that
Totally humiliated by Lefty there
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was very rude to rub it in.

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Roy Clark
Country & Western star, died 15-Nov-2018, aged 85.

Boy sure had the chops.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unrelated,
Can't help thinking there's an opportunity for someone to mashup the John Lewis Christmas ad with Hurt by Johnny Cash. Might even cheer it the fuck up a bit...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post not half, keep hearing the who in it though

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post He could wank off in .5 seconds

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 17 Nov 2018, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a link post another tune by me... I made this!
hey little brother, time to get the bus... it's no longer we.. it's no longer us...
(taxipod, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly I'm more impressed by your lurk-game than anything else.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 16 Nov 2018, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Tune by me I made this!
You're a true believer I can see... but that doesn't make you better than me....
(taxipod, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a link post School scolds scousers for scapegoating scrounging scholars.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post fair enough. Let those cunts wear their £400 coats at the weekend

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 16 Nov 2018, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck 'em
No kid needs a £400 coat.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
£400
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Odd way to approach the issue; if it's a problem why not just make a coat part of the school uniform to avoid conflict?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What kind of fucktard buys their kid a coat that costs between £400-1000 to wear to fucking school anyway?
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a link post A special message from Ted 'n' Dougal...
Any fellow B3tan's up for it next month then?
(mr_mekon, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 6:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Delvon Lamarr Organ Trio - Warm-up Set
Bloody good Music
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post damn, that's lovely

(ozof, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I feel the need to dig out some JTQ.
All in all, it's been a bit of a jazz club (nice) here today.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 3:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it
Are they uk or merkin? i wanna book them
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tight

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Hooker stole a meerkat
and took it to McDonald's...


 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes but a meerkat's belief that willpower can overcome material and historical conditions
is strongly at odds with mainstream marxism

also they are genocidal lunatics, so fuck 'em.
 (ozof, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 5:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Primates always steal baby carnivores.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 6:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bad dates.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 8:12, , Reply)
This is a link post i, Kunt - the autobiography of Kunt and the Gang
Will the Kunt succeed in his crowdfunding attempt?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 15 Nov 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post He already has.
Will the £1000 reward go is now the question.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Kunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Bizarrely, some of his stuff popped up on my youtube feed today - probably not that bizarre but heyho.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Wish tat again. I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post *voms*

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well
That looks shite
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
None more Burton

In other news, I might actually be onboard with Detective Pikachu.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you mentally ill???

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Pika pika pika?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 3:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post "From the imagination of Tim Burton"
Well, it's plainly not, is it, unless he's a *lot* older than we think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Tim Burton sleeps in a coffin filled with earth from his native Transylvania.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dr. Mantis Toboggan!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the logo animation the sillhouted elephants on the weathervane on top the Sleeping Beauty Castle are African
Dumbo is meant to be an Asian elephant albeit a freaky one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^elepedant

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not loving this trend for live action.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Disney's accountants are.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 15 Nov 2018, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utter cack
But I'm not surprised.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what SHE said

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 16 Nov 2018, 13:56, , Reply)

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