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Lemons
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:34,
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That's clever
Can it be done with a potato?
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Sherbs, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:52,
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Silly boy
Potatoes aren't flammable.
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Tusk knows where you live, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 20:33,
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If you have this and that and the other and half dozen of those and some of them
OR A FUCKING LIGHTER
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 1:31,
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This
Definitely this.
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themarginwalker, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 11:51,
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Lemons
Gc but i have been ill all week and i have been eating plenty of lemons
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Sherbs, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:26,
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Sasso means clown in Slovak.
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 13:23,
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Morris-dancing badgers
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 15:37,
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*sniff*
Link smells a bit dodge
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:31,
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U wot m8?
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:56,
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see you in 2019
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 10:43,
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Looks sort of like they've 'shopped the pics
- each year seems to just be a crop of the first pic, with a different message on it.
I expect better journalistic integrity from the Sport!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 11:32,
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Like where the word "Cigs" mysteriously sits in front of the hedge
Looks highly fake
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:05,
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How dare you say anything the daily sport prints is fake!!!!!111
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:35,
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Haha I want this to be true.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 20:50,
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#Metoo
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 15:54,
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The history of haemorrhoids

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 8:55,
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They can shove the radium "cure" up your arse
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Hemipygous, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:13,
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Beans and beans and beans
and beans and beans and beans
Appy polly loggies for the twatter link. Requires click for sound.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 8:38,
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BEANZMEANZWALLZ
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 9:36,
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spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 10:36,
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Can I have your spam instead of the baked beans?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 11:25,
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needs more vikings
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 11:40,
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Bees and bees?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:45,
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Vape shop meltdown
Dude can't handle a t-shirt. Gets fired.
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kombu dashi, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 22:12,
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Vaping is for cunts.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 23:07,
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So is this video
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 1:16,
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So is this board.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 9:03,
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I haven't smoked in five years thanks to vaping.
I am much healthier, don't stink of smokes, and I now work in a vape shop very unlike this one with ex-smoker clientele from 18 to 80. I think anyone who dismisses a life-saving technology because some of the people who use it are cunts like these is a cunt.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 10:11,
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I quit smoking before the vape craze appeared
Wasn't that easy to do. Vape may or may not have made it easier to quit, or I could still be vaping now. People who vape to remove themselves from smoking aren't necessarily cunts, but those who vape for the sake of it (non-smokers, hipsters) are cunts. Much like those bellends that wear glasses without lenses in.
EDIT: I suppose I should point out while probably much healthier than smoking, pumping vapourised chemicals into your lungs probably isn't a completely healthy thing to do.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 11:42,
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Even most vape cunts, cunts though they may be, would be smoking if not blowing sick clouds, bro
probably
n't
completely much y ier
*edit: some of my best customers are cloud bros, and whatever the female equivalent is, and it's the toys and the fucking around with flavours and tricks and that that keeps 'em of the stinkies (a term I don't love, but it's used a lot by "normal" vapers online, and it does illustrate that there's a community of people who's main objective with this silly machine nonsense is to get the fuck away from tobacco)
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 12:17,
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I smoked twenty a day for over twenty years. It's exactly 480 days since my last cigarette. The only thing more cuntish than a vape user is a vape vendor. Quod erat demonstrandum.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:10,
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Nah, I'd say a condescending wanker, who'd end up back smoking one day rather than give cessation methods a try,
and judges anyone who didn't quit as perfectly as him (but was a thick enough prick to start in the first place, just like the rest us mere mortals) is the biggest cunt. Fuck you.
Edit: I use that last sentence having been unfailingly nice and kind on this site for 17 years, save the usual ribald nonsense, but here I mean it. Fuck you, you utter cunt. I don't care if this gets me banned by whatever mods aren't yet being eaten by their cats before the neighbours discover them; I made the stupid mistake of sticking with /links years ago, and getting kicked from the festering shithouse it's become will be very little skin off my nose.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:58,
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Preach brother
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:28,
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I think about smoking most days, and last dreamt about it shortly before Christmas. I find the idea of never smoking again pretty much impossible, little more than a hopeless aspiration.
If that's perfect, you and I have different concepts of perfection.
You seem irritable, mate. Maybe you should lighten up and light up.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:11,
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Fuck yourself with a lit cig,
you odious sack of shit. You, the real person, the actual loathsome cunt sat at the end of that keyboard, bring me joy in the news that while you look down on people who made their lives of addiction easier and healthier, are tormented by your weakness. I find even the memory of fags repugnant, and barely vape at an almost imperceptible nicotine level, and will joyfully stop it all soon, but will have a device at the back of the drawer for any moment of weakness. You will go back on the cancer sticks, and they will slowly kill you, true to their name, if things go well. Mods, get my previously well behaved arse the fuck out of here, or I will keep wishing, from the very bottom of my heart, the slow, expensive and painful death of this motherfucker, the actual guy, who will remain posting after I'm gone, because b3ta's fucked.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:37,
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I get it now, you're doing an impersonation of the guy in the vape shop. Very good. Well done.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 20:45,
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Nothing wrong with being eaten by cats*.
*providing you are dead already
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 21:05,
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I smoked for 30 years.
In the end, I was at 40 a day (working from home helped).
Started vaping 5 years ago and haven't touched tobacco since.
I can't say I've noticed any health benefits, apart from not coughing up a pound of lung butter after waking up; but I am saving an absolute shitload of money.
I am a cunt, but not because I vape. I've always been a cunt.
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Tusk knows where you live, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 15:14,
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Vaping is to smoking what tofu is to chateaubriand.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:11,
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Without the COPD.
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Tusk knows where you live, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:16,
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"Historians still debate whether the second American civil war would have started without the vape store incident "
(The Great Wikipedia of China*, 2085)
*Formerly known as Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 6:24,
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I get the impression that everyone in this video is an utter twat
But honestly I couldn't watch it to the end, does it somehow increase in intelligence later on?
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:15,
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No, it does not. For me it is an extraordinary video because someone manages to be more of a cunt than a cunt wearing a T-shirt with the name of one of the world's most notorious cunts on it. That takes some work.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:30,
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Wow
that guy really does not like his shirt. It's just a shirt even if it says 'TRUMP' in massive letters.
You can tell screaming worked for him in the past as did being offended.
Assholes, assholes everywhere.
"If you do not stop doing that I will become even more offended"
Wear what you like and I will think what I want but that's about all you can do. Hey , if you want to piss him off serve him last then call him a dick as he leaves, just loud enough for him to hear then start recording on your own phone. That is the correct amount of passive aggressiveness.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:41,
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No, clearly the appropriate action is to repeatedly scream "fuck off" so hard you nearly give yourself an aneurysm. It can't possibly fail.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:49,
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF
*assumes ultimate form*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:33,
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If your ultimate form is a brown puddle in the bottom of a coffin, you're on the right track.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:07,
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Sorry everyone, I'm a bit late to the party
but could I just chip in and say I am also a self-righteous ex-smoker.
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Varmint, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 22:57,
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In about 20 years, and not before,
we'll probably have a good idea of exactly what the long-term risks of vaping are. Until then, it's all speculation, and nobody really knows.1
I reckon that it's almost certainly much safer than smoking, but that the risks are unknown until long-term studies are concluded. Since many millions of people managed to stop smoking before vaping was a thing, I'd say that anyone clinging to vaping as a substitute (and insisting that there's NO WAY they could have quit without it) are people who weren't sufficiently motivated to quit smoking in the first place.
1. See also: Brexit.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 30 Dec 2018, 23:37,
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I refuse to quit the EU until there's an affordable hipster alternative
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97800, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 23:59,
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I watched this
I wish I hadnβt.
Pricks, the pair of them. If you find yourself agreeing with the actions of either of them then youβre a prick too.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 11:54,
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I'd liked to have heard how the black bloke told the story to his mates
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 13:45,
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"I was trying to get some vaping stuff, and some silly people in the shop kicked off about a Trump t-shirt, I think.
"One of them was an angry screaming type, the other one was a smug self-righteous type.
"They each tried to engage me in their increasingly heated discussion, because they both thought I must be on their side for some reason."
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 14:49,
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Unwise
No audio
I suppose this forklift driver shouldn't have tried to squeeze through.
Skip 25 seconds. Not sure if this is fake.
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Sherbs, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 10:51,
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Forklifts can't melt steel beams
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 11:08,
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Watch it in slo mo
You can see the cruise missile hit
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 17:17,
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Agreed
It was launched from the fork lift two frames before the fork lift hit the shelves.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 17:19,
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Nah
Black helicopter in the first few frames at about 11 oβclock above the forklift. Wake up sheeple!
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 17:46,
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The way they all fell
was a classic controlled demolition
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 19:58,
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There is video
of workmen in the area weeks before.
They might have weakened the steel framework of the shelves
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 19:59,
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The guy saunters away like he expected it.
Does he really work for that company?!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 21:05,
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Classic ‘crisis actor ‘
How long are we going to allow the (((deep state))) to control fork lift operations?
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 21:57,
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Did you see
the way that shelves untouched by the falling ones also fell down.
Blatantly controlled demolition.
Google 'warehouse shelf 7'
why did that shelf fall?
Nowhere near.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:43,
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Someone learnt a lesson
in safe working loads that day.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 11:13,
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surely that can't be a safe way to rack or load a warehouse?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 11:29,
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Of course it's safe.
That will never fall down.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 13:39,
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Could it be this one from 2016?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3576799/At-one-person-missing-warehouse-collapsed-Shropshire.html
The video has been posted by the Daily Heil, saying "it is know known where it was.....do you know where this was filmed?" - maybe spending 30 seconds checking for similar stories on their own fecking website would have told them!
*edit* - The timestamp on the video is 2017 so not the same one.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 11:37,
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Poor production.
They could easily have found appropriate sound effects www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-EgaAIA2BM
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 12:05,
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we've forgotten the crackers!
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dyllon nice beaver., Sat 29 Dec 2018, 15:07,
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*belms*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 16:32,
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crackers page
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 17:19,
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Stand back and let an adult do it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=47jT8ks8oWk
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 17:41,
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*stops bothering*
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dyllon nice beaver., Sat 29 Dec 2018, 22:54,
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GC is dead.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 21:21,
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Yeah, surely glasscock.
It was on HIGNFY, for Pete's sake.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 10:13,
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Is one of deez you?
A form of justice for internet scammers. I wish i had the skilss to do what Malcolm does.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 28 Dec 2018, 17:00,
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Just a bunch of Moon Nazis
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 14:41,
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Fabulously hatstand
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 15:17,
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Hatstandingly fabulous
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Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 17:18,
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looks impressive but oh for the slower, gentler times
Of an earlier nazi inhabited post apocalypse land
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 17:31,
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another trailer???
It seems like I've seen so many of these.
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gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 18:59,
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Oh
and there's no official release date for the UK - its 16th Jan in Finland but distribution details for other territories are 'sketchy'.
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gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 19:03,
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Just a bunch of Goodies clips
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 7:12,
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Aww you had me all excited
But alas bill odie is still alive.
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 13:23,
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that phone call to Alan's Travel Tavern is the only funny thing B Oddie has ever been involved in I reckon
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 14:15,
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nah that series he did ages ago where he pretended he liked looking at birds was funny
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 14:29,
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Their piss take of Watership Down
Was better than the CGI mess over Christmas.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 17:07,
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All that version managed in my house
was to make us get the DVD of the 1978 animation out and watch it instead.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 11:27,
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They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
But what do they call the visitorβs changing room?
Excellent tale
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 21:27,
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They want a name when they lose.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 7:58,
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Deaf Parents
Possibly GC
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 16:33,
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Little bastard
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 17:32,
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What about the vibrations?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 22:52,
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that's what SHE said
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 28 Dec 2018, 0:04,
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Are you a cunt?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:49,
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German boy calls police
after receiving none of the presents he requested for Christmas.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 11:11,
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This won't end well
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 13:38,
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All I want for Christmas
is Poland, the Sudetenland und Austria.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 10:03,
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Verdorbene kleine Scheiße
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Operation Pinetree, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 15:36,
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Due to reindeer decline Santa is busy relocating to Antarctica.
Someone needs to tell that boy.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 21:27,
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Is he
going to use penguins now instead of reindeer?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 13:38,
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You can shove it up your arse
Apparently
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 6:44,
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Amazon are missing a trick
by not having a 'Customers who shoved this item up their arse also tried' feature.
If you use eBay avoid anything described as pre-loved and smaller than a full sized aersol can.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 8:45,
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Aerosol can?
You clearly haven't seen "The Amazing Ty" yet.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 15:52,
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 20:32,
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That's more like it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 20:50,
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YOU HAVE TO HAVE A HOBBY.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 15:08,
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hahaha BB pellets up the dick
"I wonder if I can shoot..."
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 16:01,
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I can join the ear brigade
Things escalated from seeking help from a pharmacist to calling 111 ending up at a hospital drop in centre to finally seeing an ENT specialist when a gel ear plug got lost I must stress in my ear.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 16:57,
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We believe you.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 23:04,
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