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This is a link post Lemons

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's clever
Can it be done with a potato?
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly boy
Potatoes aren't flammable.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post If you have this and that and the other and half dozen of those and some of them
OR A FUCKING LIGHTER
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This
Definitely this.
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 11:51, Reply)
This is a link post Lemons
Gc but i have been ill all week and i have been eating plenty of lemons
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:26, Reply)
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Sasso means clown in Slovak.
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 13:23, Reply)
This is a link post Morris-dancing badgers

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *sniff*
Link smells a bit dodge
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post U wot m8?

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:56, Reply)
This is a link post see you in 2019

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks sort of like they've 'shopped the pics
- each year seems to just be a crop of the first pic, with a different message on it.

I expect better journalistic integrity from the Sport!
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Like where the word "Cigs" mysteriously sits in front of the hedge
Looks highly fake
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you say anything the daily sport prints is fake!!!!!111

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha I want this to be true.

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post #Metoo

(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post The history of haemorrhoids

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post They can shove the radium "cure" up your arse

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:13, Reply)
This is a link post Beans and beans and beans
and beans and beans and beans


Appy polly loggies for the twatter link. Requires click for sound.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post BEANZMEANZWALLZ

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I have your spam instead of the baked beans?

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
needs more vikings
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Bees and bees?

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:45, Reply)
This is a link post Vape shop meltdown
Dude can't handle a t-shirt. Gets fired.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Vaping is for cunts.

(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 23:07, Reply)
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So is this video
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post So is this board.

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't smoked in five years thanks to vaping.
I am much healthier, don't stink of smokes, and I now work in a vape shop very unlike this one with ex-smoker clientele from 18 to 80. I think anyone who dismisses a life-saving technology because some of the people who use it are cunts like these is a cunt.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I quit smoking before the vape craze appeared
Wasn't that easy to do. Vape may or may not have made it easier to quit, or I could still be vaping now. People who vape to remove themselves from smoking aren't necessarily cunts, but those who vape for the sake of it (non-smokers, hipsters) are cunts. Much like those bellends that wear glasses without lenses in.

EDIT: I suppose I should point out while probably much healthier than smoking, pumping vapourised chemicals into your lungs probably isn't a completely healthy thing to do.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Even most vape cunts, cunts though they may be, would be smoking if not blowing sick clouds, bro
probably
n't
completely much y ier

*edit: some of my best customers are cloud bros, and whatever the female equivalent is, and it's the toys and the fucking around with flavours and tricks and that that keeps 'em of the stinkies (a term I don't love, but it's used a lot by "normal" vapers online, and it does illustrate that there's a community of people who's main objective with this silly machine nonsense is to get the fuck away from tobacco)
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I smoked twenty a day for over twenty years. It's exactly 480 days since my last cigarette. The only thing more cuntish than a vape user is a vape vendor. Quod erat demonstrandum.

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I'd say a condescending wanker, who'd end up back smoking one day rather than give cessation methods a try,
and judges anyone who didn't quit as perfectly as him (but was a thick enough prick to start in the first place, just like the rest us mere mortals) is the biggest cunt. Fuck you.

Edit: I use that last sentence having been unfailingly nice and kind on this site for 17 years, save the usual ribald nonsense, but here I mean it. Fuck you, you utter cunt. I don't care if this gets me banned by whatever mods aren't yet being eaten by their cats before the neighbours discover them; I made the stupid mistake of sticking with /links years ago, and getting kicked from the festering shithouse it's become will be very little skin off my nose.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Preach brother

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I think about smoking most days, and last dreamt about it shortly before Christmas. I find the idea of never smoking again pretty much impossible, little more than a hopeless aspiration.
If that's perfect, you and I have different concepts of perfection.

You seem irritable, mate. Maybe you should lighten up and light up.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yourself with a lit cig,
you odious sack of shit. You, the real person, the actual loathsome cunt sat at the end of that keyboard, bring me joy in the news that while you look down on people who made their lives of addiction easier and healthier, are tormented by your weakness. I find even the memory of fags repugnant, and barely vape at an almost imperceptible nicotine level, and will joyfully stop it all soon, but will have a device at the back of the drawer for any moment of weakness. You will go back on the cancer sticks, and they will slowly kill you, true to their name, if things go well. Mods, get my previously well behaved arse the fuck out of here, or I will keep wishing, from the very bottom of my heart, the slow, expensive and painful death of this motherfucker, the actual guy, who will remain posting after I'm gone, because b3ta's fucked.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I get it now, you're doing an impersonation of the guy in the vape shop. Very good. Well done.

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with being eaten by cats*.
*providing you are dead already
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I smoked for 30 years.
In the end, I was at 40 a day (working from home helped).
Started vaping 5 years ago and haven't touched tobacco since.
I can't say I've noticed any health benefits, apart from not coughing up a pound of lung butter after waking up; but I am saving an absolute shitload of money.
I am a cunt, but not because I vape. I've always been a cunt.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Vaping is to smoking what tofu is to chateaubriand.

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:11, Reply)
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Without the COPD.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post "Historians still debate whether the second American civil war would have started without the vape store incident " 
(The Great Wikipedia of China*, 2085)

*Formerly known as Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 6:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I get the impression that everyone in this video is an utter twat
But honestly I couldn't watch it to the end, does it somehow increase in intelligence later on?
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it does not. For me it is an extraordinary video because someone manages to be more of a cunt than a cunt wearing a T-shirt with the name of one of the world's most notorious cunts on it. That takes some work.

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
that guy really does not like his shirt. It's just a shirt even if it says 'TRUMP' in massive letters.

You can tell screaming worked for him in the past as did being offended.

Assholes, assholes everywhere.

"If you do not stop doing that I will become even more offended"

Wear what you like and I will think what I want but that's about all you can do. Hey , if you want to piss him off serve him last then call him a dick as he leaves, just loud enough for him to hear then start recording on your own phone. That is the correct amount of passive aggressiveness.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:41, Reply)
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No, clearly the appropriate action is to repeatedly scream "fuck off" so hard you nearly give yourself an aneurysm. It can't possibly fail.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF
*assumes ultimate form*
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 16:33, Reply)
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If your ultimate form is a brown puddle in the bottom of a coffin, you're on the right track.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry everyone, I'm a bit late to the party
but could I just chip in and say I am also a self-righteous ex-smoker.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post In about 20 years, and not before,
we'll probably have a good idea of exactly what the long-term risks of vaping are. Until then, it's all speculation, and nobody really knows.1

I reckon that it's almost certainly much safer than smoking, but that the risks are unknown until long-term studies are concluded. Since many millions of people managed to stop smoking before vaping was a thing, I'd say that anyone clinging to vaping as a substitute (and insisting that there's NO WAY they could have quit without it) are people who weren't sufficiently motivated to quit smoking in the first place.

1. See also: Brexit.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I refuse to quit the EU until there's an affordable hipster alternative

(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched this
I wish I hadn’t.

Pricks, the pair of them. If you find yourself agreeing with the actions of either of them then you’re a prick too.
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd liked to have heard how the black bloke told the story to his mates

(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "I was trying to get some vaping stuff, and some silly people in the shop kicked off about a Trump t-shirt, I think.
"One of them was an angry screaming type, the other one was a smug self-righteous type.
"They each tried to engage me in their increasingly heated discussion, because they both thought I must be on their side for some reason."
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 14:49, Reply)
This is a link post Unwise
No audio
I suppose this forklift driver shouldn't have tried to squeeze through.
Skip 25 seconds. Not sure if this is fake.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Forklifts can't melt steel beams

(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch it in slo mo
You can see the cruise missile hit
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
It was launched from the fork lift two frames before the fork lift hit the shelves.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
Black helicopter in the first few frames at about 11 o’clock above the forklift. Wake up sheeple!
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The way they all fell
was a classic controlled demolition
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There is video
of workmen in the area weeks before.

They might have weakened the steel framework of the shelves
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy saunters away like he expected it.
Does he really work for that company?!
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic ‘crisis actor ‘
How long are we going to allow the (((deep state))) to control fork lift operations?
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you see
the way that shelves untouched by the falling ones also fell down.

Blatantly controlled demolition.

Google 'warehouse shelf 7'

why did that shelf fall?

Nowhere near.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone learnt a lesson
in safe working loads that day.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post surely that can't be a safe way to rack or load a warehouse?

(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course it's safe.
That will never fall down.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Could it be this one from 2016?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3576799/At-one-person-missing-warehouse-collapsed-Shropshire.html

The video has been posted by the Daily Heil, saying "it is know known where it was.....do you know where this was filmed?" - maybe spending 30 seconds checking for similar stories on their own fecking website would have told them!

*edit* - The timestamp on the video is 2017 so not the same one.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor production.
They could easily have found appropriate sound effects www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-EgaAIA2BM
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 12:05, Reply)
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we've forgotten the crackers!
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *belms*

(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
crackers page
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Stand back and let an adult do it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=47jT8ks8oWk
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *stops bothering*

(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
GC is dead.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, surely glasscock.
It was on HIGNFY, for Pete's sake.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 10:13, Reply)
This is a link post Is one of deez you?
A form of justice for internet scammers. I wish i had the skilss to do what Malcolm does.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 17:00, Reply)
This is a link post Just a bunch of Moon Nazis

(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fabulously hatstand

(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hatstandingly fabulous

(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post looks impressive but oh for the slower, gentler times
Of an earlier nazi inhabited post apocalypse land
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post another trailer???
It seems like I've seen so many of these.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
and there's no official release date for the UK - its 16th Jan in Finland but distribution details for other territories are 'sketchy'.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post Let’s go wakesurfing and bring the Goat!

(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post Just a bunch of Goodies clips

(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 7:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww you had me all excited
But alas bill odie is still alive.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that phone call to Alan's Travel Tavern is the only funny thing B Oddie has ever been involved in I reckon

(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post nah that series he did ages ago where he pretended he liked looking at birds was funny

(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Their piss take of Watership Down
Was better than the CGI mess over Christmas.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post All that version managed in my house
was to make us get the DVD of the 1978 animation out and watch it instead.
(, Sun 30 Dec 2018, 11:27, Reply)
This is a link post They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
But what do they call the visitor’s changing room?
Excellent tale
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They want a name when they lose.

(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 7:58, Reply)
This is a link post Deaf Parents
Possibly GC
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Little bastard

(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What about the vibrations?

(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what SHE said

(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a cunt?

(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:49, Reply)
This is a link post German boy calls police
after receiving none of the presents he requested for Christmas.
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This won't end well

(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post All I want for Christmas
is Poland, the Sudetenland und Austria.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Verdorbene kleine Scheiße

(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Due to reindeer decline Santa is busy relocating to Antarctica.
Someone needs to tell that boy.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he
going to use penguins now instead of reindeer?
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post SMOKEY JOE & THE KID - Smokid All Stars

(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 8:57, Reply)
This is a link post You can shove it up your arse
Apparently
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 6:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazon are missing a trick
by not having a 'Customers who shoved this item up their arse also tried' feature.

If you use eBay avoid anything described as pre-loved and smaller than a full sized aersol can.
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Aerosol can?
You clearly haven't seen "The Amazing Ty" yet.
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 15:52, Reply)
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(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That's more like it.

(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU HAVE TO HAVE A HOBBY.

(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha BB pellets up the dick
"I wonder if I can shoot..."
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I can join the ear brigade
Things escalated from seeking help from a pharmacist to calling 111 ending up at a hospital drop in centre to finally seeing an ENT specialist when a gel ear plug got lost I must stress in my ear.
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post We believe you.

(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 23:04, Reply)

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