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This is a link post High-tech anti-drone technology as deployed in Argentina.
Just a suggestion for the management of Gatwick...
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This is a link post Thank God It's Flay Day

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Game of Thrones hype is getting weirder...
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This is a normal post that's an emoji you'd need very rarely

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This is a normal post What a flay day...!
*limpwrists*
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This is a normal post So that's why my knees are clicking

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This is a link post Google Single Letter Searches 'A'
A is the first letter and the first vowel of the modern English alphabet and the ISO basic Latin alphabet. It is similar to the Ancient Greek letter alpha, from which it derives. The uppercase version consists of the two slanting sides of a triangle, crossed in the middle by a horizontal bar.

Searching for 'a' in google gets you this song about Beyonce wishing to swap gender, and having unrealistic ideas of what it would be like, sort of like a gender swap version of Big. There might be an amusing dance on an oversized piano, some confusing times in the bedroom, and eye-opening experiences at work. Idris Elba could play her as a boy.

Unsurprisingly, Beyonce is not GC. I only hope 'b' will result in better (did you see what I did there?)
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This is a link post Sleeperbloke quiz I made this!
How many britpop bands can you name from their less well-known members?


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This is a normal post 9/10
Of course I failed on the actual Sleeper bloke. Pfft.
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This is a normal post GOOD WORK

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This is a normal post Just had to do a ninja edit on
a The La's / Cast image cock up I'd made, having been fact-checked by a member of Kenickie.
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This is a normal post I'm not sure if 'Repubica' is a typo or intentional...

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This is a normal post Nope.
Fixed that.
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This is a normal post 9/10 all guesses (except that oasis looking guy)

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This is a normal post I saw Embrace live at the Brixton Academy and had all their albums
But those two people in the photograph who were said to be in Embrace? Never seen them before in my life
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This is a normal post Good stuff ____ 6

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This is a link post Deer rescue
"Can you imagine? I came for fishing and ended up rescuing a roe deer, a boy!"
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This is a normal post Russia
Both fisherman and deer have a bottle of vodka inside them.
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This is a normal post He could probably do a much better job by putting the phone down and using both hands.
Also, surprised that the video doesn't end with 1) a splintering crash as he plunges through the ice on the return journey or 2) a single gunshot from the shore as his mate doesn't pass up the opportunity.
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This is a link post TS?

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This is a normal post Look how powerful our brand is, that we only need display 60% of it and you still know what it says

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This is a normal post The typeface is a bit of a giveaway.

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This is a normal post Yeah the typeface which is part of the brand

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This is a normal post Less scary than when it happened to Boots.

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This is a normal post \•/

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This is a normal post Well played Sir!

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This is a normal post Congra

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This is a normal post RIS?
I don't get it.
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This is a normal post Very meta

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This is a normal post but do you know what TESCO stands for?
I'll tell you:

GOOD FOOD AT LOW PRICES
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This is a link post Dartboards of Film and TV
This account collects images of when dartboards can be seen in the background of films and TV. Beyond pointless but Lolly
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This is a normal post Hello
Did you make this?
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This is a normal post No, I did

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This is a normal post Nope.

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This is a normal post It's only been going for 2 days
How'd you stumble across it?
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This is a normal post A darter I know RT’d it
What’s with the Spanish Inquisition?
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g
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This is a normal post I did not expect this

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This is a normal post Fadge has a Comfy Chair for you
Confess!
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This is a link post Quantrid meteor shower tonight
Between midnight and dawn, possibly more and brighter sightings per hour than the Perseids. The meteors appear in the north east of the sky and look as though they originate from the constellation Boötes,
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This is a normal post Boötes McBoöteface

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This is a normal post Will I go blind and killed by a giant plant?

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This is a normal post I think you're confusing this with masturbating in a greenhouse?

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This is a normal post or on a building site

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arf.
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This is a normal post Don't encourage him

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This is a link post Animal Behaviour
Five animals meet regularly to discuss their inner angst in a group therapy session
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This is a link post Google missearch lead to this NSFW
Turns out if you search for the letter 't' you get this. NSFW because of swearing and cartoon dicks.
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This is a normal post Must be terrifying for you to find out there people in the world who different than you.

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Fucking hell... He made no critical comment at all. Maybe he thinks Alaska Thunderfuck is brilliant. Why wouldn't he? Maybe it's you who finds that concept an impossibility.
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This is a normal post She’s no
Britney Ferry
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This is a normal post *throws brexit funds at screen*

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This is a normal post Good point. Well made.
I took the term "missearch" and the fact it was posted here as a "look and ridicule this" subtext. Appols...
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This is a normal post To be honest
I am fairly neutral, mainly because I have seen enough blokes in dresses, been on stage with blokes in dresses, been tied to medieval racks (which had removable arms so you can use it as a coffee table when not racking someone) by blokes in dresses, along with a creepy guy who tied people up for a living and a scary Japanese dominatrix called Madam Tachibana, and got drunk at bars with blokes in dresses, along with that one guy who liked to lay on the floor at the bar and have women in heels stand on him...

I didn't stand on him. Firstly I am a guy, secondly, I had no heels on, and thirdly if I did I would break him.

Just found it amusing that firstly you could do single letter searches on Google and secondly searching for 't' got you some bitchy tranny pop.

I had never heard of Alaska Thunderfuck before now but they seem pretty cool.
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This is a link post Mega

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This is a normal post Push pineapple, shake the tree.

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This is a normal post What a thick cunt.

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Lol
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"What you don’t see in the video is my apology immediately after realizing what I said. I cannot say this enough: I sincerely apologize to everyone I have offended, especially the officers family and friends. I did not mean to say what I said and I was able to correct myself in a later newscast. I am embarrassed, disappointed and sick at myself. Who ever posted the video of my mistake has now taken the attention off of the fallen officer, turning it into a laughing matter. I cannot apologize enough for mispronouncing her name in the worst way possible. And I hope you guys can forgive me.

Thank you to all our law enforcement for risking your lives everyday to protect us. I feel safe because of you."
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This is a normal post ^Megadoodoo

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This is a normal post Push pineapple shake the tree
etc
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This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This is a link post List of licence plates "reviewed" by Florida state since 2013 NSFW
Well FUHG EM if they can't take a joke!
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This is a normal post The best one I ever saw was in Sydney
about the time the Inbetweeners became popular. I've long wondered if RTA person ever questioned the word before processing the application.

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This is a normal post Like anyone would be proud of hosting their pics on photobucket

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This is a normal post In it's day, it was pretty good.
I can't be arsed to change it as I don't really bother using it anymore.
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This is a link post Pew! Pew! Pew!

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This is a normal post There's a railway bridge in Cheltenham that makes the exact same sound when you slap the side of it.
It's also the site of this amazing Banksy

www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/cheltenham-news/vandals-make-very-lewd-addition-495673
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Boobballs!
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This is a normal post titsticles

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This is a normal post Chesticles?

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This is a normal post boobocks

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This is a link post Thunk!
Turn the sound on.
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This is a normal post Hypnotic

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This is a normal post I clicked 'I like this'
I think that means I'm mean
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I'm mean I like this new subgenre of ASMR
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This is a normal post I need my VNTLN

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This is a link post Adam Savage and friend have made a replica of the blimp from Blade Runner
Should be sold as an essential office accessory, I feel
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That's a thing of beauty, but I couldn't have it in my house as it looks so flimsy. It'd be in bits within seconds.
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The blimp in Blade Runner was not on a stick. I would have remembered that.
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This is a normal post You won't be able to unsee it now.
It's like the first time somebody points out the wires attached to Tom Cruise's limbs.
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Tom Cruise is a puppet!? Makes a lot of sense.
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This is a link post Life imitating T shirt, poorly
Wolf sanctuary, NY
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This is a normal post 7 7 7 8 1
7 7 7 8 1
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This is a normal post Aces!!

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This is a normal post You need a hobby

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This is a normal post NWOT
I just saw this Mr T Water War game. Unlike most accidental goatses, it even has a ring.
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This is a normal post I pity the fool that sees my head pop out of my arse

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This is a normal post better than most of that so-called
modern 'pop' music.
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This is a normal post Do you miss the days when TOTP was presented by a predator?

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This is a normal post which one?

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This is a link post Happy 2019 everyone! I made this!
Or should I say happy 1985?
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This is a normal post And Happy New Year to you too

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This is a link post eugene, small engines

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This is a link post I lost my dad to cancer a couple days ago and my goddam fucking sister wants this played at his funeral
OK, dark sense of humour in these tough times, but Glen fucking Madeiros? He fucking would hate that!
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This is a normal post Sorry for your loss, man.
Glen fucking Madeiros, jesus you have to veto that. Threaten to play the birdie song at her funeral if she pushes this through.
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This is a normal post Sorry to hear that mate.
Also your sister is a prize numpty.
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This is a normal post Wow
Talk about prolonging the pain. Sorry to hear about that, but no. That song is not acceptable.
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This is a normal post Sorry to hear that.
I would suggest this.
It's what I want at mine.
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This is a normal post =(

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Seriously Colm, you have to override her decision. You'll know the right thing to play
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This is a normal post My condolences
You could probably get the real Glenn Medeiros to sing it over Skype for a tenner.
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This is a normal post my dad passed due to cancer on the 22nd
all the best x

edit: at my mum's funeral he wanted to have fucking Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh
me and my bro worked very hard to persuade him not to
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PM me if you want to chat.

I'd kinda like that, or even phone.
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This is a normal post Oh my
Sorry to learn this too Micto.
Take care chief.
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This is a normal post cheers pills

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This is a normal post :(

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This is a normal post I have not yet had a friend or relative make us listen to a pop song
I composed a few replies to your tweet, but ended up liking it. Both of which felt wrong footed.

I am not sure what that song is meant to evoke, but it's dire.

That said, the funeral is for the living, and if that helped your sister in some way, putting your love of music to one side shouldn't diminish you any.
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This is a normal post That last sentence is the only sensible thing anyone's said in this thread.
edit: OK, not the only sensible thing, but the most relevant sensible thing.
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This is a normal post Fuck Cancer

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This is a normal post Hope your 2019 is a lot less shit
Peter Sellers had instructions for "In The Mood" to be played at his funeral, specifically because he hated it and wanted to inflict it on everyone there; Milligan, Bentine and Secombe had forgotten about the conversation years before, and were all pissing themselves laughing in the middle of the service.
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This is a normal post My condolences

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This is a normal post Sorry to hear
In every sense
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This is a normal post So sorry to hear this Col
But thank you for trusting us enough to share your sister's delusions with us.
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Sad stuff Col. Sorry for your loss. Truly.
Obvs...funerals are also seen as for the living and 'left behind' and if that's really how she needs to take comfort and process her grief then it's tricky to contest. Some folks need to be more 'obviously expressive' about their grief (and might.. maybe... seem to others to be oblivious or even attention seeking / all about them ) but that's their thing, even if they truly are in actuality, somewhat self centred... ('look at me, I'm suffering more than you' so to speak) but in my little experience, the main folks are in their own dazed bubble and those that ain't, already know / are understanding of all the personalities involved.
Sorry to all if this sounds eggsucking or wayward. Just an opinion from personal experience and no way gospel. However it pans out, know that you will get through this.
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This is a normal post So sorry to hear that mate, hope you're getting through it ok.
I've written it into my will that I want this played at mine...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH8nfp5sD_s
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This is a normal post Really sorry to hear that.
My Mum died suddenly at the end of October. The music we chose to be played at her cremation ceremony included the theme from Jurrasic Park, which might have raised some eyebrows, but, even though she wasn't especially a fan of the film, she liked a lot of modern classical film themes, including that one (there was a Lord of the Rings track in there too, a seties of films which she was a big fan of). We found a hand-written copy of the lyrics to Always Look on the Bright Side of Life amongst her paperwork (she wrote a lot of notes and lists), but decided not to include it -- I prefer to keep that as part of a personal memory soundtrack of her...
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=(
May your dad rest in peace
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