Game of Thrones hype is getting weirder...
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 15:11,
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that's an emoji you'd need very rarely
(benito vaselinino not that one, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 15:48,
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What a flay day...!
*limpwrists*
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 18:03,
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So that's why my knees are clicking
(simbosanis too tired, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 2:17,
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Google Single Letter Searches 'A'
A is the first letter and the first vowel of the modern English alphabet and the ISO basic Latin alphabet. It is similar to the Ancient Greek letter alpha, from which it derives. The uppercase version consists of the two slanting sides of a triangle, crossed in the middle by a horizontal bar.
Searching for 'a' in google gets you this song about Beyonce wishing to swap gender, and having unrealistic ideas of what it would be like, sort of like a gender swap version of Big. There might be an amusing dance on an oversized piano, some confusing times in the bedroom, and eye-opening experiences at work. Idris Elba could play her as a boy.
Unsurprisingly, Beyonce is not GC. I only hope 'b' will result in better (did you see what I did there?)
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 12:59,
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Sleeperbloke quizI made this!
How many britpop bands can you name from their less well-known members?
Just had to do a ninja edit on
a The La's / Cast image cock up I'd made, having been fact-checked by a member of Kenickie.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 16:50,
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I'm not sure if 'Repubica' is a typo or intentional...
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 18:05,
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Nope.
Fixed that.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 19:55,
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9/10 all guesses (except that oasis looking guy)
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 16:17,
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I saw Embrace live at the Brixton Academy and had all their albums
But those two people in the photograph who were said to be in Embrace? Never seen them before in my life
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 23:29,
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Deer rescue
"Can you imagine? I came for fishing and ended up rescuing a roe deer, a boy!"
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 8:54,
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Russia
Both fisherman and deer have a bottle of vodka inside them.
(After you my dear AlfonseNo. After you., Fri 4 Jan 2019, 19:40,
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He could probably do a much better job by putting the phone down and using both hands.
Also, surprised that the video doesn't end with 1) a splintering crash as he plunges through the ice on the return journey or 2) a single gunshot from the shore as his mate doesn't pass up the opportunity.
(97800, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 12:53,
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TS?
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:27,
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Look how powerful our brand is, that we only need display 60% of it and you still know what it says
(97800, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:54,
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The typeface is a bit of a giveaway.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 6:59,
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Yeah the typeface which is part of the brand
(97800, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 7:27,
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Less scary than when it happened to Boots.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 6:08,
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RIS?
I don't get it.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 10:55,
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Very meta
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 4 Jan 2019, 11:36,
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but do you know what TESCO stands for?
I'll tell you:
GOOD FOOD AT LOW PRICES
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 5 Jan 2019, 8:54,
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Dartboards of Film and TV
This account collects images of when dartboards can be seen in the background of films and TV. Beyond pointless but Lolly
(EricHitchmough, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:13,
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Hello
Did you make this?
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:20,
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I did not expect this
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 22:19,
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Fadge has a Comfy Chair for you
Confess!
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 22:22,
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Quantrid meteor shower tonight
Between midnight and dawn, possibly more and brighter sightings per hour than the Perseids. The meteors appear in the north east of the sky and look as though they originate from the constellation Boötes,
(Varmint, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 20:52,
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Boötes McBoöteface
(97800, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 21:27,
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Will I go blind and killed by a giant plant?
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 21:55,
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I think you're confusing this with masturbating in a greenhouse?
(Varmint, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 22:02,
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or on a building site
(97800, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 7:41,
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arf.
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 11:27,
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Don't encourage him
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 15:30,
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Animal Behaviour
Five animals meet regularly to discuss their inner angst in a group therapy session
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 20:17,
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Google missearch lead to thisNSFW
Turns out if you search for the letter 't' you get this. NSFW because of swearing and cartoon dicks.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 17:42,
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Must be terrifying for you to find out there people in the world who different than you.
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 18:22,
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Fucking hell... He made no critical comment at all. Maybe he thinks Alaska Thunderfuck is brilliant. Why wouldn't he? Maybe it's you who finds that concept an impossibility.
(After you my dear AlfonseNo. After you., Thu 3 Jan 2019, 18:57,
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She’s no
Britney Ferry
(LP, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 19:22,
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*throws brexit funds at screen*
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 19:47,
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Good point. Well made.
I took the term "missearch" and the fact it was posted here as a "look and ridicule this" subtext. Appols...
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:39,
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To be honest
I am fairly neutral, mainly because I have seen enough blokes in dresses, been on stage with blokes in dresses, been tied to medieval racks (which had removable arms so you can use it as a coffee table when not racking someone) by blokes in dresses, along with a creepy guy who tied people up for a living and a scary Japanese dominatrix called Madam Tachibana, and got drunk at bars with blokes in dresses, along with that one guy who liked to lay on the floor at the bar and have women in heels stand on him...
I didn't stand on him. Firstly I am a guy, secondly, I had no heels on, and thirdly if I did I would break him.
Just found it amusing that firstly you could do single letter searches on Google and secondly searching for 't' got you some bitchy tranny pop.
I had never heard of Alaska Thunderfuck before now but they seem pretty cool.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 12:50,
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"What you don’t see in the video is my apology immediately after realizing what I said. I cannot say this enough: I sincerely apologize to everyone I have offended, especially the officers family and friends. I did not mean to say what I said and I was able to correct myself in a later newscast. I am embarrassed, disappointed and sick at myself. Who ever posted the video of my mistake has now taken the attention off of the fallen officer, turning it into a laughing matter. I cannot apologize enough for mispronouncing her name in the worst way possible. And I hope you guys can forgive me.
Thank you to all our law enforcement for risking your lives everyday to protect us. I feel safe because of you."
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Thu 3 Jan 2019, 17:21,
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^Megadoodoo
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 17:29,
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Push pineapple shake the tree
etc
(sm.pl.crt.rsI don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 12:19,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 18:10,
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The best one I ever saw was in Sydney
about the time the Inbetweeners became popular. I've long wondered if RTA person ever questioned the word before processing the application.
(The TogaboyThe world will end on, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 4:43,
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Like anyone would be proud of hosting their pics on photobucket
(simbosanis too tired, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 4:46,
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In it's day, it was pretty good.
I can't be arsed to change it as I don't really bother using it anymore.
(The TogaboyThe world will end on, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 9:27,
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That's a thing of beauty, but I couldn't have it in my house as it looks so flimsy. It'd be in bits within seconds.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 21:07,
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The blimp in Blade Runner was not on a stick. I would have remembered that.
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 14:51,
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You won't be able to unsee it now.
It's like the first time somebody points out the wires attached to Tom Cruise's limbs.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 18:39,
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Tom Cruise is a puppet!? Makes a lot of sense.
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 19:49,
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Sorry for your loss, man.
Glen fucking Madeiros, jesus you have to veto that. Threaten to play the birdie song at her funeral if she pushes this through.
(Tuskknows where you live, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 16:54,
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Sorry to hear that mate.
Also your sister is a prize numpty.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 17:01,
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Wow
Talk about prolonging the pain. Sorry to hear about that, but no. That song is not acceptable.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 17:02,
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Sorry to hear that.
I would suggest this. It's what I want at mine.
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 17:08,
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=(
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 17:10,
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Seriously Colm, you have to override her decision. You'll know the right thing to play
(RompaStompaStick it up your jumper, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 17:48,
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My condolences
You could probably get the real Glenn Medeiros to sing it over Skype for a tenner.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 17:51,
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my dad passed due to cancer on the 22nd
all the best x
edit: at my mum's funeral he wanted to have fucking Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh me and my bro worked very hard to persuade him not to
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 18:07,
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PM me if you want to chat.
I'd kinda like that, or even phone.
(colmcq2, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 18:33,
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Oh my
Sorry to learn this too Micto. Take care chief.
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 16:04,
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cheers pills
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 20:51,
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I have not yet had a friend or relative make us listen to a pop song
I composed a few replies to your tweet, but ended up liking it. Both of which felt wrong footed.
I am not sure what that song is meant to evoke, but it's dire.
That said, the funeral is for the living, and if that helped your sister in some way, putting your love of music to one side shouldn't diminish you any.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 18:47,
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That last sentence is the only sensible thing anyone's said in this thread.
edit: OK, not the only sensible thing, but the most relevant sensible thing.
(Plague Hedgehog'posting crap', Tue 1 Jan 2019, 20:43,
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Fuck Cancer
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 19:58,
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Hope your 2019 is a lot less shit
Peter Sellers had instructions for "In The Mood" to be played at his funeral, specifically because he hated it and wanted to inflict it on everyone there; Milligan, Bentine and Secombe had forgotten about the conversation years before, and were all pissing themselves laughing in the middle of the service.
(Thrill_My_Chinchillais old and unimproved, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 22:23,
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Sorry to hear
In every sense
(simbosanis too tired, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 4:34,
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So sorry to hear this Col
But thank you for trusting us enough to share your sister's delusions with us.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 2 Jan 2019, 11:11,
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Sad stuff Col. Sorry for your loss. Truly. Obvs...funerals are also seen as for the living and 'left behind' and if that's really how she needs to take comfort and process her grief then it's tricky to contest. Some folks need to be more 'obviously expressive' about their grief (and might.. maybe... seem to others to be oblivious or even attention seeking / all about them ) but that's their thing, even if they truly are in actuality, somewhat self centred... ('look at me, I'm suffering more than you' so to speak) but in my little experience, the main folks are in their own dazed bubble and those that ain't, already know / are understanding of all the personalities involved. Sorry to all if this sounds eggsucking or wayward. Just an opinion from personal experience and no way gospel. However it pans out, know that you will get through this.
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 12:01,
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So sorry to hear that mate, hope you're getting through it ok.
I've written it into my will that I want this played at mine...
Really sorry to hear that.
My Mum died suddenly at the end of October. The music we chose to be played at her cremation ceremony included the theme from Jurrasic Park, which might have raised some eyebrows, but, even though she wasn't especially a fan of the film, she liked a lot of modern classical film themes, including that one (there was a Lord of the Rings track in there too, a seties of films which she was a big fan of). We found a hand-written copy of the lyrics to Always Look on the Bright Side of Life amongst her paperwork (she wrote a lot of notes and lists), but decided not to include it -- I prefer to keep that as part of a personal memory soundtrack of her...
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 22:17,
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=( May your dad rest in peace
(Sherbs, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 19:00,
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