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This is a link post Wettest Ist Best I made this!
Hydration is important. Sketch with a cameo from water-fan Kevin Costner.
(dogfood, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post i liked

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I squirted

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a link post fun fun fun on the autobahn
krauts rule speed cameras that don't store raw data inadmissible as it breaches "fundamental right to effective defense"
 Title:
German Constitutional Court Questions Speed Camera Reliability
Description:
Evidence from Jenoptik Traffistar 350 speed cameras ruled inadmissible by a German state constitutional court.


 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 7:44, , Reply)
This is a link post The Remote Viewer - Spend more time with me
x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaRgxDT8qus
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Que pasa?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post For a sec I thought she was the lady with the vagina-biting dog
youtu.be/CO5tFO8lZ2A
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post When attack dog politics goes too far.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 12 Jul 2019, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Jul 2019, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That Carrie Symonds
Really like older men. Liked the way she grabbed shotgun.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was Laura Kuenssberg. Didn't you hear the Sandinista shouting "Laura!"?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a link post You Dirty Feckers
Father Fintan Stack is now wiv teh angles playing some Jungle

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48947352
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Actual Birthday Spazz

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ hippy bath day cap'n
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy8h3kSef1E
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is great
Love Aphex Twin and though he can create moments of beauty the live shows are bum clenching.

Lets go for the former.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh you're gonna make me go all boards of canada now, aren't you?
s'ok after a brief detour i've swung right back round: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXd0QcTR5_M
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes
The Boards can take you to another level. Just beautiful
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh go on then, as it's yer biffday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBMIra45lU
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You spoil me
Cheers matey.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcBgcDlMKAQ
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
One of my all-time favourites...and always freaks me out...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is dark and reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Uncle much appreciated.
I don't feel old but I am and even the NHS is sending me requests for a bum examination. They just want my ass The Dirty Feckers.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should definitely get one
Happy irl candles!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 11 Jul 2019, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
sending me returning my
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Jul 2019, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Well you have to try. Asking for a happy ending fell on deaf ears.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Jul 2019, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations!
Now that the song is in the public domain the NHS could afford playing Happy Birthday To You during the bum examination.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
An Irish friend told me down the pub earlier...

I adore that episode of Father Ted!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post This link is excellent
I'll put your head through a wall.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It gets better
In tears

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBR4iDyvEhc
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Sneek sum peatza
One for the accent files.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor little doglet.
peatza, hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Jul 2019, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel sorry the hillbilly's dog
*sorry for the
 (Sherbs, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 6:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Untimely flatulence leads to arrest
He who said the rhyme did the crime
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like a bum rap to me

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait
until the UK gets wind of this.
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was assking for it

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 11 Jul 2019, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post This trumps the fart story I was going to post.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he sharted in the car

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trump has tweeted his support.

(immadme, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a link post My name is.. NSFW I made this!
Another one I made for JOE.
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brill.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post marvellous

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post bloody superb

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this on twitter a moment ago.
And now here. Liked both times.

Edit: off to stick a thumb up it on YouTube.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Jul 2019, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding!
How you can sit through hour after hour of footage to get these out shows an inhuman level of patience! Top notch! :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magnificent
And well done reminding us of his tax avoidance too,
 (Hemipygous, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post perfect! v well done

(ozof, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good darts, sir
have another click
 (Tivert, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 12 Jul 2019, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Crowd Envy I made this!
Not taking any chances this time...

 (I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I very much enjoyed this.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good :)

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 11 Jul 2019, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant!
and pretty addictive
 (ozof, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks all (and for the newsletter include!)
Found a way to fix it so it works properly on mobiles now too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 15 Jul 2019, 1:35, , Reply)
This is a link post It's my real birthday
So indulge me. Love to B3ta lets keep going.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 1:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles or gtfo
(happy birthday!!)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post by the Rev. Allan Poe?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ringo had shared a remarkably similar plan with Paul and George as to what to do with Yoko.
But they demurred.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bilingual pun
Well done :)
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post HA!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I took the kids to see The Secret Life of Pets 2
there's a scene where these cats drag the cat lady out of her apartment trick her into thinking she's out of catfood, and drive the car for her, working the pedals and steering wheel, where they run over the bad guy on some railway tracks in the final scene. The bad guy struggles up and the cat lady suddenly takes control of her car and deliberately backs over the bad guy again before driving off.
What I found disturbing was that the old lady deliberately murders a guy who she's never met and has no idea who he is or has any motivation to kill. The cat lady is a psychopath who murders strangers, and not one reviewer has mentioned this scene.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 2:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never realised that

Took my daughter to see it. Good movie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 7:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll reserve judgement until MadCatMan has his say.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Jul 2019, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it will change them for the worse.
Kids are frequently vile anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Jul 2019, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a link post How to be offended NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Delete this please, it offends me

(97800, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've logged back in
Just to let you know that I'm offended by the fucking snowflake
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post u ok hun?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post them fucking things
are what keep me away. Those and the cunts on /links
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 2:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post HELLO

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 11 Jul 2019, 6:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Protip: just stay logged in

(97800, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post My own fault,
I don't like saving passwords.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Password manager

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 12 Jul 2019, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, fuck those guys
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not EVERYONE on /links
Just the cunts
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't you Dom's stalker?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post BAMPERSAND

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 11 Jul 2019, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'M TELLING

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Black people have always been a marginalised and underrepresented minority in this country, but don't rate a mention here
I'm deeply offended that this video doesn't demonstrate how it's even better to get offended on behalf of somebody else
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 2:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post *takes to court*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 11 Jul 2019, 6:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You should delete this as well, just in case.

I think that police post below offends you too. Better grass that one up to mods as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't call him scarface

(97800, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post How's the court case going, Ally McBeal?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 11 Jul 2019, 6:47, , Reply)
This is a link post ...shoulders, knees and toes.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like every arrest I've ever seen on the web
The arrested person screams they are in pain and the police officers carry on arresting them...
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racist!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have thought the best thing to do is go completely limp and then they'll think they've killed you

(97800, Wed 10 Jul 2019, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!!
And then a few mins later yell "SURPRISE!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 12 Jul 2019, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Police forces around the world seem to have
far more than their fair share both of total scumbags, and complete fucking idiots.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It pays shit and everyone hates you.
Doesn't exactly inspire the best sort of people to apply.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It seems perfect for jobsworths,
underachieving former school prefects, institutionalised ex-military meatheads, and anyone who gets a kick out of telling strangers what to do and starting arguments.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 11 Jul 2019, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, like /links then.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 11 Jul 2019, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a link post RIP Rip :(

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 10 Jul 2019, 21:30, , Reply)

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