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This is a link post The Bantam Cock - Jake Thackray
I had a Sister Josephine ear worm. So I thought it was time for another from t' Yorkshire chansonnier.

I bid you all good day, have a fiiine weekend
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post A classic, my favourite is 'The Lodger'.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 22:06, Reply)
This is a link post How to smile with a mask on I made this!
All in the eyes.
(mrmenfolk, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Time for a haircut?

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's time for the Picard...

(mrmenfolk, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Make it happen. ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) โ˜ž
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Make it so...
You were so close!!
 (mrmenfolk, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post He wasn't properly
engaged.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Troi...

(mrmenfolk, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Want to add a Star Trek pun here?
Join the Q.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I always make a valiant attempt at TNG puns,
I'm the chief o' tryin'.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 12 Jun 2020, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone needs to make this

(mrmenfolk, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll try their best but they'll only make it Worf

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post There you go, Crusher their dreams again

(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m not sure about these puns.
Before I make up my mind Iโ€™ll need more Data.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(mrmenfolk, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bugger it. In my defence it's bloody ages since I've seen Star Wars.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont wanna force it

(mrmenfolk, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post It's a discrace
Your money can be used for tiny violins. Or summat.
Support Nigel Farage After He Was Forced To Leave LBC Radio



Help Simon Harris raise money to support The Trussell Trust
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Is talk radio still a thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post he's got that 55 - 65 white male mondeo driving demographic sewn up

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off
I drive a Vectra.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 7:10, Reply)
This is a normal post But how does he smell?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Always assumed you were more of a Honda Accord driver...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post honda accord, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey! Don't knock Accords, I'm very fond of mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that vision radio never caught on

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he really compare BLM to the Taliban?
Or is that part of the parody?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit it's real.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post And why not? If you compare Johnny Foreigner with Johnny Foreigner I think you’ll find they’re both Johnny Foreigner

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Err dude
The Taliban are absolute Nazis
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I borrowed a car
and didn't have time to figure out the built in DAB radio - it was stuck on LBC/Farage for the whole of his show. What a cock. Worth it for the prank callers tho.
 (strongp, Sat 13 Jun 2020, 14:35, Reply)
This is a link post Been too long since i watched this again
Recording WoW players on vent and playing it back.
Their wonderment makes it comedy gold
(Tivert, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 23:18, Reply)
This is a link post aLiLshow
People behaving like cats sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 22:52, Reply)
This is a link post Jane Fonda's Workout with Fart Sounds NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly childish humour
Which I like especially at 2:40. I had a small weep.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
eep ank
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Barbarella keeps me active most days

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I always get a good workout from that fillum

"I can lift a Buick with my right arm"
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post =D

(Sherbs, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I am childish
I have tears
 (Tivert, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That is absolutely puerile.

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's the simple things in life...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:44, Reply)
This is a link post Celebrities are taking responsibility
They are all talking about Ricky Gervais when they say "every not-so-funny joke". Maybe all of it.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah
they'd take our foreskins too if they weren't nailed down.
 (stubhuman, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Virtue signaling at its most blatant.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Pointing out virtue signalling is the worst kind of virtue signalling.
Pointing out that pointing out virtue signalling is the worst kind of virtue signalling is the third worst kind of virtue signalling.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post If you don't signal your virtue, how on earth are people supposed to know
you are better than them? I mean srsly.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really care if other people know I'm better than them.
I know I'm better than them.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 21:30, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post while i support the sentiment
this is bizarre.
At least they're not singing 'imagine'
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Cringe material

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite enjoy a bit of hate now and again.
Gets the juices flowing.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry for whatever I say now,
that might offend the moral sensabilities of people in 30 years time.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post brass eye’s “mime” episode

(ozof, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea who these people are
but if they're willing to take responsibility, lets toss the fuckers in jail and the world would be a better place, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 14:38, Reply)
This is a link post Breaking Up I made this!
Skit about love on video-chat x
(dogfood, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post has Mr Penis had his say on all this statue business yet?
Cant wait
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The statue business is a load of old pish.
If you were to chuck the statue of every cunt that was a bit racist back in the day into the local canal, you'd have hardly any bloody statues left. Christ, the ones that weren't racist were paedos or massive anti-Semites.

Solves nothing.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that we should probably demolish everything,
because it's likely that a racist was involved in the funding, planning, design, construction, or use of most things at some point. I think we can all agree this will be the safest course of action.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that we should probably demolish everything because.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget we've also gotta cancel every episode of every comedy
Because it's all offensive now.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post I have no idea what is going on here.


(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE THAT FUCKING ZOOM ALONE!!!!!111one
And breathe.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post *weird moan*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Wut?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 18:29, Reply)
This is a link post Chimps have a bone in their heart
Some people might have an os cordis too
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 7:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
My heart's gotta boner it's true, I'm gonna pump my love all over you
put your hand on my heart boner, im tellin you you'll never be alone-a
heaaaaarrt boner
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:45, Reply)
This is a link post Two rocket launches
Rocket Labs Electron this morning (11th), some time after 05:43. Linked below.
EDIT: SCRUBBED FOR TODAY due to high winds. Now planned for Saturday.
SpaceX has also been moved back to Saturday.


So there will be two launches (hopefully) on the morning of the 13th.
Electron from New Zealand between 05:43 and 07:32 our time,
And SpaceX from Florida at 10:21.
(SockCooker ะŸะขะ ะŸะะฅ, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 5:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Naming irony.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post As someone who spent my teenage years listening to them,
I can confirm the accuracy.

Much funnier than it should've been.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 3:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure that's not real?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 11 Jun 2020, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I can confirm this is an actual song

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post More AC/DC than AC/DC

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Very well done

(97800, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn
I thought it was going to be TLC
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Fri 12 Jun 2020, 17:59, Reply)
This is a link post Cop Killer

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Some familiar faces there
never saw this on the Late Show....but that doesn't mean much.....
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 1:51, Reply)
This is a link post Google translated Beatles.


(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought it'd be shite.
Was actually ace. Many chuckles :D
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 3:51, Reply)
This is a normal post SNAP!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 5:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Jews!

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Jews hey do not do bad things

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 14 Jun 2020, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that officer has a statue of a racist, white, old man in his garden.
It's a garden gnome reading a tabloid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post and the one baring his arse is now on the register.
Most garden ornaments are an abomination even the traditional ones like old mattresses, broken kids toys and burnt-out cars.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Burnt out cars? Pah! Luxury!
We had to make do with a torched mobility scooter with no wheels and only one handlebar.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I forgot a comma, it should read
broken kids, toys and burnt-out cars.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 0:57, Reply)

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