boys peel out
brains in yer head and shoes on yer feet
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 2:14,
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Tyson vs Seagal
Amazing. Worth it for the last line alone.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 0:23,
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That Tyson has rapier-like wit
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 1:29,
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It's funny because he's a rapist!
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 1:41,
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no, I just meant his humour and delivery is quick and sharp. Can't you leave the past behind?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 2:06,
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The Sound of Science
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 22:19,
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1957 and all
Dannie Richmond's drums are outta sight (as they used to say).
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Housemartins sing Rent-a-Ghost
This guy's been doing loads of impressions of artists doing old TV themes. See also Bowie's Button Moon or Johnny Cash's Auf Wiedersehen Pet.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 19:50,
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So many of these feel spot on
Worth listening to the whole playlist
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 20:00,
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I'm torn
Between Bowie singing "Button Moon" and the Pulp take on "Danger Mouse".
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I'm not sure about the Pulp one
It sounds more like Gorillaz Clint Eastwood than Pulp. Either way it is well done.
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Varmint, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 9:17,
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What kind of idiot eats pizza this way?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouG9cVhjPds
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Ivanka got fingered
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:05,
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Silly walk training exercise in lockdown.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:17,
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Even in a scripted advert
he still comes across as a massive bellend.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 23:06,
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A case of a man who can't see numbers
He can see 0 and 1 but other numbers look to him like a bowl of spaghetti
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:19,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAwJlD-m_hE
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:54,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BdQcJ2ZYY&feature=youtu.be&t=86
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 12:07,
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In fairness I see boobs too when I look at the number 8
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:03,
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beefanddairynetwork.bandcamp.com/track/beef-call-number-part-one-2020
or if you're suffering from melancholia
beefanddairynetwork.bandcamp.com/track/beef-call-ballad
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 23 Jun 2020, 18:15,
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HMS Richtory
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 5:38,
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Gravitas Not Assisted By A Lack Of Tolerance (GSV)?
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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 14:27,
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Jim Cornette responds to Twitter allegations against him and his wife
NSFW
Angry wrestling personality accused of sexual misconduct shouts for an hour.
Jim and his wife are alleged to have coerced wrestling students into having sex with them in exchange for pushing their careers, and with the threat of burying their careers if they refused.
Cornette denies it.
Former students of Jim Cornette include John Cena, Rock "The Duane" Johnson, Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, Kane, and Dave Bautista.
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brb top shit, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 21:19,
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Jimmy Savile and Big Daddy were thick as thieves. Trufax.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 21:34,
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I know Savile was trained by the great Les Kellett, which is a huge black mark on his career.
I did not know Big Daddy was a friend of his. Makes sense, every B-to-Z-List celebrity was.
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brb top shit, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 21:39,
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Er, by Trufax, I mean I just made that up.
Prince Charles will be really stung by your 'B-to-Z-list' remark. He was mates with Savile. Trufax.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 22:49,
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I did not know that this happened...
..And... Actually that's a fairly impressive prank for such a sick cunt as Savile. I can't deny it.
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brb top shit, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:13,
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www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/jimmy-savile-peter-sutcliffe-yorkshire-17103854
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:36,
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Savile's eyes look particularly cold/evasive in this one.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:31,
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Charles is B-List at best. Talk about being famous for being famous.
And though you made it up, apparently it was true:
www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/obituary-big-daddy-1286571.html
Sir Jimmy Savile, the DJ and television presenter who is himself a former wrestler, paid a fond tribute to Big Daddy. "He was a big, beautiful fellow, and though I never actually fought him - because he was super heavyweight and I was catchweight - in the Sixties, I was often on the same bill . . . it was always a joy because the crowd would be in super-good humour but more importantly the atmosphere in the dressing room was magic with him around.
"As two Yorkshire lads, we used to terrorise everyone. It was a laugh a minute. He had this great booming laugh and all the rest of us could do in the ring was hope and pray."
www.halifaxpeople.com/Big-Daddy.html
(The Crabtree brothers) were pals with Jimmy Savile and visited the Mecca Ballroom in Briggate, Leeds to see the twin turntable record machine used by the king of the dance halls.
...
Big Daddy’s Club was opened by Leeds lad and Britain’s most famous D.J. - Jimmy Savile. Jimmy had wrestled and his proud boast was that he had lost his first 35 fights. The opening began with a procession from Harrison Road led by the Leeds City Pipe Band and Jimmy Savile, with blond hair, big cigar, mink slippers and a zebra coat, riding a white horse. The club which was on two floors did not hold a drinks licence and operated more like a traditional youth club.
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brb top shit, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 0:56,
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I'm shocked, shocked to find that a depraved pervert should derive such gratification from a sham 'sport' that involves half naked men simulating acts of violence upon each other in front of a baying crowd.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:59,
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"...and other revelations in this weeks episode of 'Sociopaths in the Closet'".
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Jun 2020, 2:22,
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Some people never get over the feeling of betrayal when they find out wrestling is fixed.
They don't behave the same way when they find out that adverts, TV shows and films are also fixed. Why?
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brb top shit, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 14:10,
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They want to believe.
Or just the Plato's cave effect.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:16,
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I don't quite understand what you mean by that.
Are the betrayed reactionaries the ones who have seen the sun, or the ones who fight to remain in the shadow realm?
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brb top shit, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 19:05,
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In some ways both,
those who, having seen the sun, regret the dissolution of the enjoyable shadows and want them back.
See also father Christmas etc.
I have no problem with wrestling, it seems like a series of well planned tricks which simulate violence with far fewer injuries.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Jun 2020, 19:15,
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There's plenty of proper wrestling out there,
e.g. Sumo, various styles from south-east Europe/west Asia, etc.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 20:32,
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Of course, I just meant the fun commercial sort.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Jun 2020, 20:44,
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Not wishing to burst your bubble but quite a lot of those things are fixed to some degree too, they just really lay it in.
E.g. Japanese shoot wrestling and MMA promotions such as UWF, Pride FC, and IGF were 99.9% fixed. Early UFC was a worked advertisement for Gracie Jujitsu (pretty much all the Gracies worked for promotions that have subsequently been outed for matchfixing, Royce's arch rivals Ken Shamrock and Dan Severn are pro wrestlers). Even sumo has had match fixing scandals in recent years.
Even supposedly legit promotions manage and matchmake in creative ways to generate the outcomes they most desire.
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brb top shit, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 21:21,
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No fucking idea.
Some people never get over the feeling of excitement when they find out wrestling is a load of blokes inflated by steroids in scanty spandex dry humping each other. Why?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 16:51,
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You just described most sport.
You might want to ask why anyone likes watching athletes perform, and you might want to ask yourself why you think it's okay to throw your homophobia about so casually.
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brb top shit, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 19:02,
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It's not homophobia. It's not being an eight year old boy. Adults engaging in such infantile pursuits and their (adult) audience mystify me.
You might just want to stop being such a tedious white knight.
You might just want to grow the fuck up and stop pretending wrestling is anything other than the gutter-lowbrow trash it is. How many of your wrestling heroes use steroids to their own detriment? How many people fall victim to their 'roid rage?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 21:19,
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It is very obviously homophobia. Why deny it? OH I see now, you're ashamed of yourself!
My hypothesis: You enjoyed wrestling while you were in your prepubescent homosexual stage. When homophobic shame was revealed to you, you banished those complicated feelings to your dark place, and whenever you are confronted with them, that angry, anxious and betrayed 8 year old lashes out.
Re: White knighting: Not everyone feels the same sense of genetic superiority that you do. Deal with it, snowflake.
Re: growing up: You're throwing a temper tantrum about how horrid and gay and fake wrestling is while telling me to grow up.
Re: pretending wrestling isn't "gutter-lowbrow trash": Gee Willikers. When have I done this? What is wrong with being lowbrow? Opera was considered lowbrow once, was it not?
Re: Steroids: Again, you are describing every sport.
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brb top shit, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 21:43,
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You're projecting.
The homophobia accusations are bollocks and are water off a ducks back when shrilly screeched by a virtue signalling twat like you. Just stop pretending wrestling has even a veneer of respectability or integrity. It's all just so sad. Like you.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 22:31,
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I'm not projecting so much as interpreting your words in the context they were delivered and then feeding them back to you.
The homophobia is self evident. Read back what you have actually written.
Complaining about virtue signalling is an act of virtue signalling.
Can you quote me arguing that wrestling has respectability or integrity? Do you understand what projecting is? These two questions are grouped together on purpose.
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brb top shit, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 0:38,
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I'm not homophobic, but gay men give me the willies
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 2:02,
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So do I
It's easy and convenient.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:19,
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Gömböc
Gömböcs everywhere
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 19:26,
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It sounds like it should be a Thai swearword.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 22:48,
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So does a perfect sphere have 1 stable equilibrium or infinite stable equilibriums?
Maths is so arbitrary sometimes. Someone should try to tidy it up a bit.
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brb top shit, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 14:18,
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There was an intersting thing in that BBC4 do about Guthrie
where he he ended up living in a condo and noticed that no black people got given flats there, and it turned out that Trump's dad owned the place. Strange that.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 0:12,
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that was actually a nice link, sockcooker
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfFLKEOWhXM
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 3:49,
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The Piqapoo - Collects your dog’s poo for you
Sounds like a particularly crappy Pokemon.
Piqapoo - Collects your dog’s poo for you - HANDS-FREE!
This Brilliant collector is the cleanest, most dog-friendly and last dog poop collector you will ever buy!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpads8s5mik
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 16:39,
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You'd expect Kickstarter to feature a more retro invention
that would dry and bleach the poo before dispersing nostalgic hipster white dog shit
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 17:40,
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365-Gigapixel Panorama of Mont Blanc
GC 2016, but I think hardly anyone noticed it.
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That's definitely a Bond villain lair in the making.
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 16:46,
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My theory is that all the Bond villains each retire to a pod on the Thames Barrier.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 17:35,
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Isn’t it already?
It looks very much like Blofeld’s pad in OHMSS. Either that or Kingsman.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 22:08,
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;-p
"Vamma ra sa nal" though?
Wow.
It's Vomeronasal... it isn't that hard to say... vom-er-oh nay-zal. Like a vomit nose.
It's fun. Like most things in biology, it's mostly about sex. It's what makes horsies grin.
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The first five words of this declaration would have sufficed.
Jim Davidson: I will never do jokes about black people again : News 2020 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide
Jim Davidson: I will never do jokes about black people again - But he calls it 'a sad old day'
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'I don't look at it as a black man being killed by a white cop. I look at it as a bad cop.'
Mr Penis, is that you?
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Yes, Benny. If a black individual dies in the custody of a white Police Officer, it's undoubtedly an act of prejudice...
Because all Caucasian individuals in positions of civil responsibility are racist, right? Bless.
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Translation
"I'm using the current zeitgeist to angle for more bookings"
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Could have been worse...
He could have sung Imagine.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 20:04,
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He's a cow! Mooooooo
(not the goat)
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 12:02,
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It's like Eamon and Frankee all over again
b3ta.com/links/1541664
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 12:54,
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Just wait till the goat sees this
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 16:34,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpE5umFMT1c
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 16:49,
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This is superb!
It ticks all my boxes. It elevates the art form.
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brb top shit, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 22:20,
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Short homemade video about Redwoods
I've only seen them once before over twenty years ago.
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There's probably more than you think in this country if you want to go see them:
www.monumentaltrees.com/en/gbr-giantsequoia/england/
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 10:13,
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Thanks
More adventures to be had at some point.
I saw them on Vancouver Island.
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Oh they only go on sockwankers posts
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 21:11,
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This place is almost on my doorstep:
www.hertfordshire-genealogy.co.uk/data/oldnews/hir-1893-panshanger-oak.htm Apparently the tree was planted by royalty and is either the biggest or oldest in the country?
(, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 12:47, Reply)
Lived in San Francisco for a year, and Muir Woods is one of my favourite places. I'm usually a bit 'meh' about nature, but there is something genuinely awesome and humbling standing amongst these really, really big fucking trees.
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FridgeBadger, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 13:02,
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Whereabouts in SF where you?
I've stayed in Glen Park, Outer Richmond (26 and Clement) and El Sobrante (East Bay)
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colmcq2, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 15:32,
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There's some fucking weird trees
I saw some redwoods in California. There's one you can drive through.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 9:01,
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hahahahahahahahaha
Towards the bottom, the unsourced statement "b3ta undeniably reduces office productivity," I would recommend linking to the "board stats" page to back up the claim (www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html or simply www.b3ta.com/board_stats). Couldn't hurt. - Agent Muu (talk) 05:39, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
(, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 11:30, Reply)
I wonder where that number comes from.
We're up to 99295 today. Must be way more than 2263 banned by now, spam accounts alone take up a big chunk.
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internet culture. class b. low importance
That's us told
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 15:23,
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Oh wait
Somebody already did that www.youtube.com/watch?v=44cgD40pczU
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 17:35, Reply)
LIstening to Arthur Lee records
Making all your friends so guilty about their cynicism and the rest of their generation.
Love Love
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 21 Jun 2020, 23:09,
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One of my favourites from the Matthew Sweet / Susanna Hoffs covers albums
youtu.be/M6XUaBzgZ9k
It’s a very straight cover, as are most of the album, but has a nice clear vocal.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 9:07,
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...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbI8pDbQIL8
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 23 Jun 2020, 22:19,
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A new mad conspiracy some of you might have fun with
I don't understand any of it.
My favourite bit is the importance of Theresa May.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 21 Jun 2020, 22:23,
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Imagine the damage she could do if she ever got the hang of PowerPoint.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 21 Jun 2020, 22:40,
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@ 18:30
"The Royal Navy told me they are absolutely sick of ferrying the Queen's heroin around - that's all the do!"
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Mon 22 Jun 2020, 11:34,
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