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This is a link post My Little Pony
and nazis apparently
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love how some random people start pissing about
making obviously stupid Nazi/MLP mashup shitposts for a giggle, and then someone who has no concept of anything concludes that it's an actual community that needs a serious article written about it.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post So they're furverts, paedos AND nazis now?
And you get all that from watching a kids' cartoon?
...
..
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Jinkies. (Oh shit)
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not like shitposting has ever resulted in say a guy walking into a pizza parlor with an assault rifle trying to "rescue" kids from an imaginary peado ring.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the problem with 4chan cunts
Appalling racist shit = lolz cucks triggered, u mad bro
Anything anti-racist = why do these sjws have to make everything political?
Burn the place to the ground.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just pulled an absolutely magnificent hair out of my nostril.
Long black and wirey it is. And surprisingly sharp. Wasn't worth a whole thread about it, so I decided to post about it here.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone should publish an essay about
The long black nose-hair pulling community of the internet.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Uh ma'am, just one more thing
I feel a binge coming on. I guess most folks here are old enough to remember the world's greatest detective

Full episodes



Thanks to the official Columbo YouTube channel, full HD versions of classic Columbo episodes can now be viewed in full!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 0:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post World's greatest detective let down by the world's worst prison system.
I mean, how many times did Patrick McGoohan escape to kill again?
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post When was Columbo in Wales!

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 3:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good point.
In the past I'd always thought of McGoohan as the man of a thousand faces where each and every one was the same...

Now I wonder if there are actually a thousand McGoohans with the same face. Hmm.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 6:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Mind blown*

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post He and Michael Ironside are the only decent actors in Scanners
The lead actor is AMAZINGLY bad.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it have blackface in it?

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post No but with a few hours in Adobe After Effects I'm sure I can sort you out

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you could, thanks.
Are you any good with audio editing/dubbing? I'd quite like to hear Columbo and friends using language and displaying attitudes to race that were socially acceptable at the time.

Could he call a woman a bitch too? Cheers.

Also, are the episodes actually on YouTube? That blog site seems to link to a site called videopress.com rather than YouTube.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a link to youtube on front page
but there's only a few full HD episodes. Hopefully more to come. I just bought the complete set of DVD so I'm all right jack.

I can surely overdub some foul language, please suggest a script
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post “Fuck”

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ok, so..
Black face Falk saying Duck

A tongue twister for the ages
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the Columbo videos on YouTube are blocked in my country
I feel that now I have been the victim of instutional racism like this, I shouldn't be asking you to dub dubious audio on to old Columbo episodes any more.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was as good as Columbo
I knew who’d done it within the first 10 minutes of every episode
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Usually the opening credits gave it away..
Guest Star : ....

McGoohan vaguely irritates me in Columbo. Prefer Leslie Nielsen's appearances as his roles varied.. victim, murderer and fiance(?) of murderer. Not all in the same episode, mind. Though I would watch that.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Excellent.
Good. Great.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Jupiter 2
at the Sci-Fi Airshow
here
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wot, no starbug?

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post But where is the toilet?
ahhhhhhh
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 1:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Ben Folds - Zak & Sara - Typographical Video (2020, HD version) I made this!
Well, since Rob recently, quite unintentionally, dragged me back into working with After Effects, I got reacquainted with an old love of mine; (typographical) animation and video.

To celebrate the rekindling of this digital romance, I thought I'd revamp one of my old video's, which was tragically outdated at lo-res PAL (yes, what the fuck is that kids?) resolution, gloomily rotting away at my YouTube channel.

So, here it is. Revamped, re-rendered, upscaled, Hi-deffed, upfucked, whatever, GO WATCH IT!

Ps: did I mention YouTube messes up the timing? It seems off, depending on the platform you're watching it on.. web seems fine though

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice video
shame about the song.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good vid
and I think it's a good song.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wanna have a long and detailed argument over it culminating in death threats and accusations of paedophilia?

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Remember to bookmark it, so you can return to it in six months time.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that escalated quickly.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This seems oddly prescient.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^_^

(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Zak and Sara, hate them with all my soul
That's epic, hadn't seen it before. Very +awesome
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers!

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Coronavirus? Nah mate, never 'eard of it.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post they'll all be fine as long as their hands are clean
that's the main thing... clean hands.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post also telephoto lens
foreshortens the field of view.

better to have a drone shot from overhead for a better idea of distancing.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take a look on the Twitter
mobile.twitter.com/DiabeticQueen1/status/1275898197169274881
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE ENNNN AITCH ESSSS!!??!!#%

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad I bought a big monitor

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post BIGGAR!!!

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's quite difficult to find him when he's taken off his stripey top...

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Waldo the super-spreader

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amateur

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post You occasionally see a pair of tits at the beach
but never this many.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a few arse hanging around too

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa!
Look at that ass left bottom centre!
Some nurse will probably be wiping that for her soon
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does she think we're still in Europe, doing continental beach things?

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post If this was Europe,
There would be perky norkers getting an outing
and a lower average BMI.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post My point exactly.

(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that..
..a huge inflatable cock and balls next to her?
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Oh lord!
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta beach bash

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post upside down flamingo inflatable
Doesn't explain the llama next to it
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fortnite, innit.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a llama you twonk

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the words of the great "Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr.:"
Carpet bomb the lot.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Toilets are shut.
I bet they all think they are the only ones using the sea.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post The two main factors in the spread of coronavirus
Are:
A) The density of the population.
B) The density of the population.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 1:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Noel Skum NSFW I made this!
My little homage to a certain pound shop tony stark.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good
Any chance of a version with those lovely landscape shots with bird song but no one in it, or talking over it?
p.s. this isn't meant as criticism, I just enjoyed the shots and the birdsong. was it shot early in the morning?
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
haha enjoyed this, watched the cunt recently and thought, what a right boring cunt, big long pregnant pauses in an effort to infer great cognition but basically just a nob
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post imply, not infer

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Scuse my ignorance but who is it parodying?
(It's funny by itself so far though)
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an anagram
- of Leon Muks
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a link post The Internet Archive is Under Threat NSFW
Rights holders being arseholes as usual - trying to prevent us accessing gems from the past such as this:
www.gizmodo.co.uk/2020/06/the-endangered-internet-archive-is-full-of-treasures/
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking idiots
Florida should be carpet bombed
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post No need, they're taking care of the problem themselves.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I would DIE for that flag"
*coughs*
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That flag is indifferent to your death.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit balls.
'I would never sell a gun to person in a mask!'
but you don't check to see if they're crazy....
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair, she seems fairly insane herself

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The woman talking about her firearms shop wasn't even slightly unreasonable.
Everyone else was pretty nuts though.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heady mix, rabid patriotism, religion, fear and irrationality.

Bizarre response to motorcycle crash (rider not badly injured)
youtu.be/GSGCbMTGruw
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's the city called Corona in Riverside County, California.
Not related.
Reportedly, it happened on Friday 19 June; some dick hit a motorbike and carried on; the rider is OK.[1][2][3]
Spectacular video though.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post me, here , march 2020:
"washing hands is a good idea, but not especially effective ...[against covid-19 because] people spread Covid-19 easily without coughing or sneezing."

...back in March I was trying to tell B3ta that masks are somewhat effective, washing hands is a good idea but can't stop you breathing it in....

benito vaselini "it's the same old brexit shit again"

Plague Hedgehog: "can I interest you in these magic beans?"

custard: "twat"

evil_andy: "Stop buying into and spreading this shit you absolute spastic."

garidead: "Why would I listen to someone on YouTube?" ..(my response to this was: because he's an expert in the field)

barst: "You, Sir
are an utter fucking cock."

mongychops: "I hope your Dad dies"
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post just let it go love
Also I didnt say anything about beans.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post sorry I did misquote you, corrected the post now
you said: "it's the same old brexit shit again"
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post seems like you still dont see the problem with disregarding official public health advice
Do you think the outcome would have been better if everyone had followed whatever advice they could find on youtube rather than what the government was saying?
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently.
We have the highest death toll in Europe. Our daily deaths resemble the total EU's combined. Countries with masks have done significantly better, as has nearly every other country on Earth except Brazil and the USA.

So yeah.

Right now the official public health advice is deliberately overcomplicated, requiring pages of flow charts and logic diagrams to explain. Messages from government are mixed at best, often chaotic.

I suggest we follow the public health advice from countries with serious leaders and successful covid response policies.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post the trouble with that is that there are people who think Trump and Bolsonaro are serious leaders with successful covid policies
Presumably you dont think people should be following their public health advice?

The OP was about how hand sanitiser is ineffective in stopping the spread of coronavirus btw. Do you agree with that?
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"The OP was about how hand sanitiser is ineffective in stopping the spread of coronavirus btw" you're twisting my words here, to suit your own argument. again in black and white: if you breath in the virus, hand sanitiser is not going to help you. it does help overall, because it mitigates infection through touching the virus, but alas the vast majority of infections are contracted by breathing. So like I said in March it's not going to have "a big impact". meaning: If we all go about our business with no social distancing and have very clean hands: it's not going to do fuck all to stop the spread by itself . Again, I don't know how much clearer I can show you the truth of the matter.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
your perception of reality is skewed.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you think ranting on here will do any good, then so is yours

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post ner nookie ner ner

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trump supporters are probably the same ones who protested against the lockdown and broke the rules in other ways anyway.
I don't think people should be following *some* of the UK government's advice when it contradicts or falls short of international standards.

The initial lack of a quarantine on international travel was insane, but now we are the most infected country in Europe we impose quarantine on people entering from countries with lower infection rates, and impose no quarantine on our own citizens leaving this infected hellhole. The government has announced more changes to the quarantine rules today, just to add to the confusion.

The 'support bubble' scheme is a shambles, even I have friends who have been bubbling people who don't live alone. The bubble system combined with the 7 day 2 households overnight rule is a boolean nightmare.

The 7 day isolation rules have always struck me as weird compared to the WHO standard 14 days.

The 2 meter rule was actually better than the international 1m standard, which is why it's so frustrating to have it watered down to "1m plus."

Soap and water are preferable to hand sanitiser, that has always been the official advice. Over-use of hand sanitiser can dry and split your skin, providing more potential points of infection. Unless there are extenuating circumstances (e.g. you, or someone you are caring for has a compromised immune system) I'd only use it when soap and water aren't available.

When I need to go shopping I wear vinyl gloves and wash my hands before and after. I carry a simple mask in case it is not possible to maintain 2m, and I have a more heavy duty active carbon filter mask for when I know I'm going to be in a crowded situation.

Sorry for the wall of text.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but, blue passports

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Made in France.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post With Indian leather

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Made with the finest, unadulterated child piss.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is just fucking crazy talk mate
Dumb question: but, I'll tell you what I think: I think if everyone did what I did then YES: we would know best practice from the evidence of studies and the advice of experts and from successful systems of mitigation like that in Thailand for example.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes it's clear that you think you know best
My question was would the outcome have been better if *everyone* had thought they knew best and acted as they pleased, according to whatever shit they could find on the internet, instead of following official public health advice.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post again, the same fucking stupid premise
If everyone did as I did, and continue to do, then they would not be acting according to whatever shit they found on the internet. They would be acting according to critical thinking, evidence based studies, and expert advice. Your question is wrong because I am not acting as I please, according to whatever shit I could find on the internet. Stop trying to pull shit out of your ass.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you so invested in what others think and do? And do you think your performance here will change any minds? Do you think you’re presenting yourself as a thoughtful, logical person? Because honestly you sound demented.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes i realise this
I know that if you have an argument you look like a dick. ...edit... . interesting that the attack towards me seems to be turning into "why are you talking? you're mental and you're not going to change anyone's mind." Rather than "you're talking shit and you're wrong wrong wrong" which is what is was at the time. also by the way, I made one post on this link. and replied to other peoples points, I didn't set out to go on a mental rant saga. It ended up that way only because of these people arguing with me. so blame them and yourself for feeding the troll.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should I blame myself for your reactions? That is clearly unreasonable, I have no control over you. I really am serious, if you blame others for how you feel and act you will never have a day’s peace.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post no you should not blame youself, this is true.
I'm trying to say that if you want me to be silent, then don't engage with me. Because all of this horrendous confrontational text I spew is only because people confront me first. It's reactionary.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do bear in mind that not everyone has the same critical thinking facilities as you believe you have

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post well then they COULDN'T think critically then could they?
Which again shows how stupid your question of "what if everyone did as I did" is. Because you've just fucking said that according to you, they can't do as I did.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post So the people who think they're capable of critical thinking should have done their own research and formulated their own plan of action
The people who don't think they're capable should have followed the government advice, yes?

You think that would have produced a better outcome? Fewer deaths, slower spread, flattened curve etc etc
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post another flawed nonsense idea trying to put words in my mouth.
just stop trying to trap me with these false equivalencies. I get it, you don't like someone on the internet being mean to you. I'm bored of this.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done, public advice has caught up with you.
Kind of. I recall you advised heavy-duty masks, not just three layers of fabric stitched together.

This is because the evidence has been built up that widespread mask-wearing might have an effect on transmission. It's not conclusive, and the public health advice is at least partly to reassure people that it's safe to go out again.

Still, it doesn't change the fact that your original insistence on masks wasn't evidence-based. You'd just seen one expert say something, and then proceeded to ram it down everyone's throats like you'd single-handedly discovered the cure for cancer.

The fact that you accidentally backed a horse that may (or may yet not) be the 'right' one doesn't change the fact that the hostile reaction you received was about 95% down to you being such an obnoxious fucking prick about it.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Many reputable studies show that it is effective to wear a mask.
There really is no debate on that fact now.

At the time I advised N95 masks or better. You can see an N95 Mask in the thumbnail above. Hardly heavy duty
and don't you think that the W.H.O. would be recommending N95 masks instead of home made ones if they were ubiquitous? Think a little next time.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post " You'd just seen one expert say something, and then proceeded to ram it down everyone's throats like you'd single-handedly discovered the cure for cancer."
I used one expert as an example, which is different to "just seeing one expert say something". As to ramming down peoples throats: If you got that impression it's because I was reacting to the fucking shitty and stupid attitude of wankers as quoted above. (you included) Had they not done that, or thought critically and logically then the conversation would have been more like, "cheers for the link". "you're welcome"
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:30, , Reply)
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I wasn't calling you an absolute spastic for saying masks were effective. You didn't mention masks at all in your post.

I called you an absolute spastic for saying hand sanitiser wasn't effective - which it is.

But good to know you got over it and moved on.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post good to know you still can't fucking read
"I wouldn't tell you to stop using Hand Sanitiser, but don't think it's going to have a big impact on this bug". .. this is what you replied to. The rest of what you think I said is made up by you. You're absolutely wrong and go fuck yourself.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Regretfully, I must inform you that you are wrong. I can prove it too.

I look forward to revisiting this argument in three months when I've forgotten about it again.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, is it quotations time?
L E T S G O, here, march 2020:

if you have an opinion, you're missing out on key facts.

I think we've all had enough of what experts have to say.

I don't fucking care about what you have to say mate.

It seems you don't care about what I believe.

Unfortunately people have their own views on reality and my completely logical one falls on deaf ears.

bla bla bla waaaah bullshit

the only way you can disagree with what I'm saying is if you're not informed
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice context there mate
mine were all in the correct sentiment and context. yours are not.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, they're yours, not mine.
Dreadful, isn't it? When people cherry pick sentences out of a debate and leave out the reasoned bits.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I refer the right honorable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And I refer you to the reply given in Arkell v. Pressdram.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on, didn't I call you a prolapsed fuck tunnel as well?
I might have dreamt that
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post See what you have done?
I welcomed a minor chevron but cannot bring myself to read the words
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Birds I made this!
I’m pleased to say that I’ve managed to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that birds are much more intelligent than humans.






(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *looks around this forum*
No argument from me
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oi, I resemble that remark

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's well known that you can record the call of the Sedge Warbler
and load it into a ZX Spectrum.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=huvAXBtMTAc
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a link post I tried making some stuff I made this!
I don't usually post my own stuff or anything at all but the dentures popping out video simbosan posted was extremely inspiring. This is part of a project I started in order to learn about digital video. The step before this I made a 13 second long video that took up 1.3Gb of space so I feel like I am gradually learning. Let me know if you can figure out the time signature of the music part.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 1:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice
Time signature = 15/banana
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 8:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew I made it too easy
Might has well have used plain old aardvark/cucumber like all my other tracks.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strike!

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 1:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Baby squirrel, eating
Not a serving suggestion

More pics in thread
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've ate squirrel
It's quite nice
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post somewhere exotic or foraging locally?
Ruining the petting zoo for the tinies again?
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Roadkill between two buns.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post A pub I know cooks them up
The locals shoot them
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Do you have to ask for the special meat?
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post *starts bleeding*

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Squee!

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 3:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Bodysurfing big waves
It's like surfing, but without a board. So essentially swimming into massive waves and somehow surviving. Respect.

(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're not massive
at least, not the ones he's catching, as Nazarre can get triple that size or bigger. And they're not hollow and dumping, which is tricky with or without a board. I've bodysurfed bigger waves. my local break regularly has waves around that size on good days. If you can swim and tread water for a couple of hours without a break, then bodysurfing is easier than surfing. It's easier to go deeper under waves and for longer, especially if you're caught in the impact zone. Surfers are you main danger really, it's not much fun if there's a crowded line-up having to duck under oncoming surfers, kooks wiping out with their boards going everywhere
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ten out of ten for style
...but minus several million for naff music
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a TJ...
I'm almost certain there was a surf video on here recently. I think it was Australia. It was a very long and steady break filmed with drones. I haven't been able to find it again. Did I dream it?
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post might be this one
skeleton bay, namibia
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgTYKH4x_cg
bugger of a walk back to your towel
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post jesus
that music lol
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 6:12, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDTF0hF1ZEM
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That deserved its own post. 5/7.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Ambient Abstract Expressionist Hey Duggee I made this!
a.k.a. The Horse Tranquilizer Badge (2'34")

(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post looked a bit The Shining at the end
All work and no play makes Jack a Hey Duggee
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Useful link for people who are wrong I made this!
I've written an article full of utter nonsense, designed expressly to be shared with people on social media who are wrong but won't shut up. They won't understand it (I certainly don't), so they won't be able to respond. It's on Medium so looks vaguely reputable, and even has footnotes and all.

The reason you’re wrong, in detail, with references



This short essay explains, in detail, the multiple factors that go towards determining that you are completely wrong.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite good... Agree on all points.
I would humbly suggest reducing the density of academic sounding words by about 15% to make it sound more believable.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK, thanks
I shall tweak my academic words slider
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:25, , Reply)
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Regretfully, I must inform you that you are wrong. I can prove it too.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post have you got anything for when you are right?
and everyone shouts you down and calls you a fucking idiot. that would help me out.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess it depend on who you're using it on
I'm a fan and purveyor of sciencey sounding nonsense, so I like the effort. I think you need to counterpoint it gradually, juxtaposing plain language against metaphorical matrices of emergent nonsense that falls within parameters of plausibility, to enhance a sort of neural dysplasia as a function of the interstices that lie between comprehensibility and the cognitive capacities of your chosen demographic with the employment of multiple tortuously overloaded sub-clauses within a singular sentence structure substantiated to ensure any potential reader has long forgotten what point you were making upon attaining some form of grammatical conclusivity embodied by a full stop.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 4:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait....
I think this might actually make sense.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post dammit!

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The relief of the full stop surpassing the need to understand.
I guess using a semicolon would be too much of a pause.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Keep calm and remain seated.

(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not clicking that, might be Peter Kay.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:38, , Reply)
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Kay
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh my poor sides
ok, two vids spliced together but still...

(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post dogs with teeth 2
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5k9IgskpEM&feature=youtu.be

Haha, this fkn great
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes I can hear you clem fandango

(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god that's perfect,
two excellent jokes when the first one would have done.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has small cry

(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly filmed in portrait rendering the whole thing pointless
Then when the 2nd part starts in landscape, it's miniaturised to fit within the confines of portrait.

Everyone involved should be killed immediately.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a link post The John Peel Sessions. Remastered. Fucking awesome.
One of the largest and most complete collections I've ever seen. If you like music, you need to spend a day or two listening to some of this.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's one of the best on there. Can't believe it's live.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUXcQakUno
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 8:34, , Reply)
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That'll be the soundtrack for my day then. Mogwai to start with...
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good choice
I ripped the 2 Mogwai sessions first incase they get pulled for copyright. Closely followed by The Stretchheads and Electro Hippies. And then Misty in Roots. And then.... actually, about 80% of this is ace, might start hoarding.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a kind God

(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post john sessions is ace
does it have any of him doing alan rickman?
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf

(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my fucking god that is brilliant!!!
Now where did I put my old 999 t-shirt?
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also 1977 Siouxsie and the Banshees session
I'm pretty sure she changed the lyrics to "Love in a Void" from those I heard at the Music Machine...
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The new album "Bish Bash Bosh" has just been released - pretty good

(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a star
Just rabbit holed some FSOL from Kiss in 1992 from that lot, haven't heard it in 25 years. Day fucking made. Ta!
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's going to get rinsed to fuck on my day off tomorrow in the sun...
The guy's got several YT channels containing his uploads, which offer alternative means of consuming these delectable goodies...
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, it turns out that the website linked to in the OP actually has nothing to do with the upload of the YT vids.
This is the uploader's website.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 21:17, , Reply)

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