she hulk..

She Hulk as drawn by John Byrne.
(japper, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 15:05, Reply)

25th century horn
Wilma Deering may have looked svelte in skin tight satin, but it was princess Ardala who really got Buck Rogers' sap rising. She looked DIRTEH!

www.buck-rogers.com/film_and_series/gallery/images/ardala/ardala08.jpg
(frankspencer, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 15:01, Reply)

Penny's dog from Inspector Gadget


so, so sorry.

I'm not kidding.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:58, Reply)

HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
my psych teacher was a stunner, was great to spemd a period just perving at her arse as she wrote on the board. There was a bit of a game to guess of she'd be wearing a g string or granny pants g string won most of the time. Even though i was 17 and scared to even ask the girls i like out on dates, still am i suppose, i was the first to ask her to sit with us on out graduation table hwne year 12 finished. was even better when she gave me her home phone number so i could" get help wth any study needs" when i rang all she wnated to do was answer questions about psychology. Disappointed. Have had massive crush on cartoon characters. Jessica Rabbit, Areil the Little Mermaid. and Jasmine form Aladdin. But on human side would be most inappropraite would eb uni lecturer, just an arse you want to spank is that wrong
Cheers Tinbum
(Tinbum is having a merry old time, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:57, Reply)

i'm not gay
never have been, never will be, never even held hands with another girl.

but suddenly i do think the ginger one from girls aloud is quite hot.

i think i've been warped by too many of you lousy men.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:57, Reply)

Last Monday's blog post, cut & pasted with no shame whatsoever
For me, it was my dentist Mrs Allison. Not my regular dentist, mind you, although she was not without her latex-gloved charms - Mrs Allison was the pneumatic *cough* relief dentist that came in on Fridays to do root canal work. Heaven.

Mrs Allison, you see, possessed the most enormous pair of lady-bumps that squished into the side of your head while she hammered away at your tooth with a Black and Decker cordless drill every Friday for two months. Bargain basement thrills, they were too, and the best sixteen pounds I ever spent. These days, no dentist in the country would press their cleavage into your face for less than a couple of hundred.

Just Fridays? I'd have given her a filling any day of the week.

It was, looking back on those halcyon days of oral torture mixed with the finest sensual pleasure, an experience that has made me the fine, upstanding individual with a grey tooth that I am today.

I'm over it now. Why bother with pointless, doomed crushes when you can ride round and round on the Circle Line all day with a mirror superglued to the toe of your shoe? OK Officer, I'll come quietly.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:53, Reply)

Ah... Phillipa
At last a question I can reply too!

Completely agree with Felicity Kendall in the Good Life... but I also fancied Penelope Keith.

A LOT.

Then of course there is Phillipa Forrester, before she came all mumsy and god bothererish, when she was on children's TV, then later on Tomorrow's World.
(ColdLazarus, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:51, Reply)

Say No More

(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:51, Reply)

twins?
before i met hubby, went briefly out with one of a pair of identical twins. needless to say i had more of a crush on the bro than the one i was with.

oh - and it still pisses hubby off that i have a crush on hugh laurie that will never, never die. (also rufus sewell. i think it's a posh thing.)
(me'n'my monkey, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:48, Reply)

Obvious?
Can't believe no one has mentioned Felicity Kendell from The Good Life yet...

To quote Martin Clunes "she was deliciously pert wasent she"
(Scotch Egg Bollx, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:46, Reply)

Out of my way, Fred...
Wilma Flinstone - why did she stay with him? What did she see in him? Why could she never realise that he would never appreciate her the way I did?
(patently Was somewhere else on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:41, Reply)

had to join in
oh sabrina....

/leaves desk, returns 2mins later looking sweaty
( wierdo was bored @, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:38, Reply)

Music Teacher
Ms Emmerson, she was fit, even with her big concorde nose, great boobs though.
My babysitter's from next door, two sisters. I used to spy on them thru holes in the fence when they were sunbathing.
Sisters mate who used to pleasure herself with the showerhead.. I took to showering a lot that year.
Friend's mum, she's still hot now.
As for cartoon women, why are they all soo hot?
Aeon Flux has gotta be the cream of the crop though, dirty scantily clad jezebel that she is
( M o D, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:38, Reply)

Sorry to bandwagon.
I agree with all the Myrtle people. She's played by Shirley Henderson, and that's her real voice! Every time I hear her I get a stiffy.

Gawd bless 'er.

I fear this is turning into a unrequited love topic as opposed to an inappropriate crush topic, but Sabrina the Teenage Witch always got my wand working, too.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:37, Reply)

Stalker...
I got crushes on practically EVERY female schoolteacher....

There was this one in particular, Sarah... sixth form English teacher... I truly loved her!

Everytime I saw her I noted it and after a while I was able to write her timetable in my planner so I knew where she was every lesson and I regularly appeared where she was going to be. Even when she had a free period I'd find her. It was like I had a radar!

In the mornings on my way to school I knew what time she'd be in and I'd know where she was first (upper or lower school) and I'd check the appropriate car park for her car to see whether she was in or not...

I was incredibly nervous of exams to the point where I had to take sedatives, so she spent a lot of time with me calming me down... It was making me worse!!

She was married with 2 beautiful little girls though...

My last ever lesson in sixth form was with her too and I cried my eyes out...

She gave me a hug when I passed my English A level result though... A glorious moment...

I also had a crush on one of my university english lecturers as well... her voice just did something to me!

I'm a girl by the way... so each was really rather inappropriate!

Never apologise!
( teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:36, Reply)

Bless me, father
Mary Magdalene. She's a hottie.

www.illusionsgallery.com/Mary-Magdalene-L.jpg
(frankspencer, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:33, Reply)

First Crush ?
When my foot slipped off the pedals of my 5-speed whilst standing up in the saddle and my small chap became intimately aquainted with my crossbar.

Despite concerns from a couple of elderly ladies as to why the tears, pained expression and comedy walk, I kept silent, was extremely brave and didn't divulge the nature of my injuries.

Was I wrong to be strangely aroused by the sight of their bloomers ?

The threat of St John's ambulance was enough though to make me scurry off into the distance.
(Compulsive1 Hello is that the Police ?, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:25, Reply)

Weetobix...
Yes yes yes. I've been saying that about Myrtle for ages. That voice.....

And she gets all soaped up and dirty with Harry in the bath, in the latest Potter fim. Lucky cunt.
(yiddo, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:24, Reply)

Crush or obsession?
For years, I fancied a man on my morning train. He was everything I wanted in a man: good looking, tall and the broadest shoulders you have ever seen. He was, to my mind, a god.

That would have been that. I've had these sort of things before and I knew I could cope by avoiding him. You see, I knew he was married with young kids (I saw him out shopping once or twice) and I had a long-term boyfriend and, besides, what would this god want with a 40-year old bald bearded bloke? So that's what I did. I avoided him rather than sit there drooling every morning.

And then he sat next to me one morning and our legs sort of rubbed together and I got way too aroused for a trip on the train. Nothing happened then (curse the bastard who sat opposite who wouldn't get off with everyone else) nor any of the other times he managed to sit next to me or near me. Then we started smiling at each other. No-one does that on a London commuter train.

We never spoke nor made any other contact and then, at Christmas, he stopped getting on my train. I don't know where he went or why or anything.

I've seen him since, just last week, getting on the train home. Just when I'd gotten over it and stopped looking for him at Grove Park.

Hey, sorry. I had to get all that off my chest. It's not funny and it's not even all that interesting. However, it was a completely inappropriate crush though that got way out of hand and yet never went far enough.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:20, Reply)

Has anyone noticed...
that all these stories are turning to perving on younger people when the start of the thread was about being young and having a crush on older people?

Having said that... Keep perving!

Oh, anyone remember Michaela Strachen from things like the really wild show? Mmmmm....
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:19, Reply)

every bloke always fancies at least one of their mate's girlfriend
I know I do.

and when I was 12 there was Miss Ratcliffe (mid 20's she was), my form tutor (and teacher of German) was the only reason for my taking up the German language.

Damn my parents for moving me to Bristol and away from her. Damn them to hell!
(bdgr can't think of anything witty to type here, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:18, Reply)

reedkiller
chill out dude
she's legal

and she was when the film was made
( jocko doesn't want a signature, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:17, Reply)

April,
from Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles.

Had the added bonus of being named after the month i was born in, which convinced me we were made for each other or something.

Then they got a dog to play her in the movie. I wasn't very happy.
(MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:14, Reply)

Weather girls
Current "crush" if you will - The current BBC weather girls - Helen Willets, Carol Kirkwood, Isobel Lang and Louise Lear.

My son has the same idea - he's uninterested in the weather unless it's one of those presenting it and he's only 18 months old!
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:14, Reply)

Lots of people have mentioned the harry potter films
I seem to be the only who rather liked Moaning Myrtle. not really inappropriate as she's leagal by 25 years, but I've still had the occasional think about making her moan. Plus she was as cute as a button in Dr Who :)
( Weetobix, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:10, Reply)

Blimey, I think I might have a few of these.
First one:

Commander Makara, from Star Fleet.

Mm-hmm, that Star Fleet. I was only 9, ok?

More to follow - stay tuned...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:10, Reply)

All wrong
It's wrong and I'm sorry but I had the worst kind of hard-on for Christina Ricci.

I still do now that she is legal- so I figure that kind of ameliorates any kind of kiddyfiddlistic terror that I felt at the time.

I feel kind of glad to have finally confessed, but still quite sordid.
(Rhye, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:03, Reply)

Big Tit Brennan
as she was known to us mates,Ms(did'nt want to be known as single) Brennan my science teacher at upper school. Had the hugest natural breasts i've ever seen in real life and a nice slim body (mmmmm) developed a crush on her and plus i sat at the front so i could gaze at her all lesson long, that was until i think she got annoyed at me staring at her for 6 months and moved me, right to the friggin back, was not a happy chappy.....

then before that at middle school my mates had a poll of which teacher you'd like to stick your head up her jumper, mine was Mrs Hampton, she taught the special kids and was always bending over with low tops on, my 1st ever arousing feelings but thinking about it she was 50 at the time so is prob dead now *shudder*
(djgalaxe, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 13:59, Reply)

Is it just me?
Or does anyone else want to sample the goods of the woman who does those M&S ads? Her voice gives me an instant semi, especially when she talks about profiteroles.

I was having a talk with a friend about crushes, and I mentioned Jodie Foster, she replied "Oh, she's far too old now! Maybe in Bugsy Malone though." Bear in mind here that Jodie was about 12 back then.

Ooh, speaking of older ladies, Blythe Danner. She's got a lovely husky voice, and for a 63 year old, she's damn fine. Seriously. Plus, she probably makes a cracking breakfast. Ooh, Fion Hague too.

At the other end of the spectrum, is it very sad that I know that Emma Watson turned legal in April this year?

And on the animal front, who didn't think that the fox (literally) version of Maid Marien in that animated Robin Hood was seriously sexy? And I have to agree with the Caramel Bunny. Plus, Jessica Rabbit, sexiest animated character ever.

Wow, I like this QOTW, it's an opportunity to unload all my horrible fantasies.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 13:57, Reply)