Image Challenge suggestions
We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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Ghosts
that is all. Just 'Ghosts'.
Shop an eerie ghost into a photo of a graveyard, draw a comedy ghost perving in the ladies' loos or anything else ghosty.
Woooooohhhhhh.........
( , Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:22, Reply)
that is all. Just 'Ghosts'.
Shop an eerie ghost into a photo of a graveyard, draw a comedy ghost perving in the ladies' loos or anything else ghosty.
Woooooohhhhhh.........
( , Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:22, Reply)
New jokes; Old Punchlines
Old punchlines are tired of their current dusty, piss smelling, bed ridden lead ins. Quite frankly they want to be jokey paedofiles sucking the life bloods out of new feeds.
Give the droll filled nonses your life bloods.
( , Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:35, Reply)
Old punchlines are tired of their current dusty, piss smelling, bed ridden lead ins. Quite frankly they want to be jokey paedofiles sucking the life bloods out of new feeds.
Give the droll filled nonses your life bloods.
( , Wed 8 Apr 2009, 17:35, Reply)
Killing Time
is an example of an idiom or idiomatic expression. Fire up photoshop and kill some time by illustrating an idiom or two.
( , Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:40, Reply)
is an example of an idiom or idiomatic expression. Fire up photoshop and kill some time by illustrating an idiom or two.
( , Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:40, Reply)
Modern technology in past times.
Spank open tattyshop and let those magic fingers craft vintage photos and etchings with modern technology cleverly worked into them.
( , Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:56, Reply)
Spank open tattyshop and let those magic fingers craft vintage photos and etchings with modern technology cleverly worked into them.
( , Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:56, Reply)
Possibly bindun
But what about 'famous sayings or quotes taken out of context'.
( , Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:52, Reply)
But what about 'famous sayings or quotes taken out of context'.
( , Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:52, Reply)
"What happens when you're asleep?"
Create pictures showing all the weird crap that happens when night falls and you close your eyes. Or is that bindun?
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 22:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Create pictures showing all the weird crap that happens when night falls and you close your eyes. Or is that bindun?
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 22:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
TV is shit and I hardly watch it
so lets invent some new programmes, take existing ones and spice them up a bit do anything to maker better/funnier tv
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:23, Reply)
so lets invent some new programmes, take existing ones and spice them up a bit do anything to maker better/funnier tv
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:23, Reply)
Rhymes
Show us mobster lobsters, tranny grannies, bananas in dolce and gabbanas, anything as long as it rhymes.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:33, Reply)
Show us mobster lobsters, tranny grannies, bananas in dolce and gabbanas, anything as long as it rhymes.
( , Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:33, Reply)
'Keep Britain Tidy' Campaign B3ta style
Tired of chav scum fly-tipping in our back garden or of having to wade through a sea of litter as you walk to work. How about a Keep Britain Tidy campaign B3ta style?
( , Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:02, Reply)
Tired of chav scum fly-tipping in our back garden or of having to wade through a sea of litter as you walk to work. How about a Keep Britain Tidy campaign B3ta style?
( , Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:02, Reply)
The reason the Internet was invented
The reason the Internet was invented
( , Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:09, Reply)
The reason the Internet was invented
( , Wed 1 Apr 2009, 2:09, Reply)
Jaffa Cakes
That's it really, anything goes- art, comedy, kitchen, models, structural engineering...
Inspired, of course, by:
www.b3ta.com/board/7837293
Jaffa Cakes!
( , Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
That's it really, anything goes- art, comedy, kitchen, models, structural engineering...
Inspired, of course, by:
www.b3ta.com/board/7837293
Jaffa Cakes!
( , Wed 1 Apr 2009, 0:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
ZOMG! I'M A ROBOT!
Everyone wishes they were the 6 milliion dollar man, super power arm, really fast leg, telescope eye, awesome!
Make those dreams come true by drawing yourself or photoshoping a photo with extra super massive fucking awesome robot parts!
But don't be limited to shiny silver, lets have rusty steampunk robots, Apple iPod shiny white robots and even some of that shitty Matrix tentacle stuff.
One extra rule, and that is when you finish your drawing you've got to shout ZOMG! I'M A FUCKING ROBOT!!!
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:20, Reply)
Everyone wishes they were the 6 milliion dollar man, super power arm, really fast leg, telescope eye, awesome!
Make those dreams come true by drawing yourself or photoshoping a photo with extra super massive fucking awesome robot parts!
But don't be limited to shiny silver, lets have rusty steampunk robots, Apple iPod shiny white robots and even some of that shitty Matrix tentacle stuff.
One extra rule, and that is when you finish your drawing you've got to shout ZOMG! I'M A FUCKING ROBOT!!!
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:20, Reply)
April Fools
What would (or will) you do for 1st April? Adverts? News stories?
Shop it!
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
What would (or will) you do for 1st April? Adverts? News stories?
Shop it!
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Home Secretary Billed For Rubbish Pornography Channel
Honestly. Shouldn't the world be focusing on the fact that he actually paid for what can only loosely be defined as pornography? So the question is this: "Make Something That REALLY IS value for money"
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:21, Reply)
Honestly. Shouldn't the world be focusing on the fact that he actually paid for what can only loosely be defined as pornography? So the question is this: "Make Something That REALLY IS value for money"
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:21, Reply)
b3rotica
It is well known that b3tans spend 50% of their time making pictures of CDCs or squrrels with tits and the other 50% wanking over them.
Create TASTEFUL (or failing that SFW at least) pictures to arouse your fellow b3tans.
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
It is well known that b3tans spend 50% of their time making pictures of CDCs or squrrels with tits and the other 50% wanking over them.
Create TASTEFUL (or failing that SFW at least) pictures to arouse your fellow b3tans.
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
grand national
How about a challenge showing how some of the horses in the national got their names?
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)
How about a challenge showing how some of the horses in the national got their names?
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)
stealing candy from a baby
Steal confectionary from a child. Photograph the crying child and post it. No points if it's your own child. Bonus points if you get in a fight with the child's parents.
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Steal confectionary from a child. Photograph the crying child and post it. No points if it's your own child. Bonus points if you get in a fight with the child's parents.
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
computer games
I posted this earlier: www.b3ta.com/board/9318666. It's been in my head for years but I finally decided to draw it today. The idea came from an afternoon I spent with some friends drawing "realistic" pictures of classic computer game characters/scenes.
Some other examples would be:
Afterburner - a grimacing pilot clutching a photo of his family.
Choplifter - a helicopter crashing to the ground with loads of rescued hostages falling from the sky.
Pacman - Pacman being murdered by ghosts.
Etc etc. So that's my idea.. 'what would games look like if they were in real life..' Or something.
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I posted this earlier: www.b3ta.com/board/9318666. It's been in my head for years but I finally decided to draw it today. The idea came from an afternoon I spent with some friends drawing "realistic" pictures of classic computer game characters/scenes.
Some other examples would be:
Afterburner - a grimacing pilot clutching a photo of his family.
Choplifter - a helicopter crashing to the ground with loads of rescued hostages falling from the sky.
Pacman - Pacman being murdered by ghosts.
Etc etc. So that's my idea.. 'what would games look like if they were in real life..' Or something.
( , Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Make fun of Jacqui "Expenses" Smith.... it might have more effect than you expect
El Reg writes (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/30/jacqui_expenses_entertainment/) about our very own Second-Home Secretary (that's the job description, not the film "Secretary" - although that might indeed be appropriate) a rather interesting observation: "if the net effect of these allegations is that she becomes a figure of fun, her position may yet become untenable".
Surely B3ta can lend a helping hand here ;-)
( , Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:02, Reply)
El Reg writes (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/30/jacqui_expenses_entertainment/) about our very own Second-Home Secretary (that's the job description, not the film "Secretary" - although that might indeed be appropriate) a rather interesting observation: "if the net effect of these allegations is that she becomes a figure of fun, her position may yet become untenable".
Surely B3ta can lend a helping hand here ;-)
( , Mon 30 Mar 2009, 22:02, Reply)
BBC3
It's really shit.
So take the piss out of it.
EDIT: This suggestion is probably now redundant now that it's announced Pete Docherty is to write a drama for them and Horne and Corden are getting a second series... that's funnier than anything we could have come up with
( , Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:49, Reply)
It's really shit.
So take the piss out of it.
EDIT: This suggestion is probably now redundant now that it's announced Pete Docherty is to write a drama for them and Horne and Corden are getting a second series... that's funnier than anything we could have come up with
( , Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:49, Reply)
Muppets in real jobs
OH NO! All the Muppets have been fired from their various places of employment and have had to find things to do in the real world..! What an hilarious concept, set fire to your imagination and smear the charred remains all over photoshop!
( , Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:08, Reply)
OH NO! All the Muppets have been fired from their various places of employment and have had to find things to do in the real world..! What an hilarious concept, set fire to your imagination and smear the charred remains all over photoshop!
( , Mon 30 Mar 2009, 12:08, Reply)
the germans are often seen as droll and humourless...
crank it up a notch - what would the nazi's have found to be funny. I mean what kind of jokes would be told in the while rolling through poland in 1939? Did they do fart-gags in a pill box overlooking the beaches at normandy on D-day? What kind of jokes would you tell in a concentration camp guard barracks room?
SHOP IT!
( , Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
crank it up a notch - what would the nazi's have found to be funny. I mean what kind of jokes would be told in the while rolling through poland in 1939? Did they do fart-gags in a pill box overlooking the beaches at normandy on D-day? What kind of jokes would you tell in a concentration camp guard barracks room?
SHOP IT!
( , Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Who did Micto fuck?
...also where, when, why and how.
( , Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
...also where, when, why and how.
( , Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
If the Ordnance Survey Map were an accurate depiction of the world.
The outside world, contour lines and all. Or perhaps you want to leapfrog and simply work upon the GoogleEarth headlines that circled around a day or two ago.
(Also: If this has been done before -I have checked and not found it-. Then do get in touch, I'll retract it promptly.)
( , Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)
The outside world, contour lines and all. Or perhaps you want to leapfrog and simply work upon the GoogleEarth headlines that circled around a day or two ago.
(Also: If this has been done before -I have checked and not found it-. Then do get in touch, I'll retract it promptly.)
( , Thu 26 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)
May I suggest "Chutzpah"
In Hebrew, chutzpah is used indignantly, to describe someone who has over-stepped the boundaries of accepted behavior with no shame.
( , Wed 25 Mar 2009, 20:22, Reply)
In Hebrew, chutzpah is used indignantly, to describe someone who has over-stepped the boundaries of accepted behavior with no shame.
( , Wed 25 Mar 2009, 20:22, Reply)
POWER!!!!
One word image challenge. Visualise power, draw it, animate it, smear it across your bare chests, types of power, power in action, Stephanie Powers opening an Austin Powers themed Power station, whatever, just fucking do it you bennies.
How many kittens does it take to power a lightbulb? How do they put power in to batteries? Who would win in a fight between Wind and Water Power? Come on, you know what we want!
( , Wed 25 Mar 2009, 16:05, Reply)
One word image challenge. Visualise power, draw it, animate it, smear it across your bare chests, types of power, power in action, Stephanie Powers opening an Austin Powers themed Power station, whatever, just fucking do it you bennies.
How many kittens does it take to power a lightbulb? How do they put power in to batteries? Who would win in a fight between Wind and Water Power? Come on, you know what we want!
( , Wed 25 Mar 2009, 16:05, Reply)
Kick Cancer in the cunt!
Cancer's a bastard bollocking wanker and needs teaching a lesson.
If Cancer were an object/person/animal/anything, what would you do to it to give it a bloody good hiding!
( , Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:53, Reply)
Cancer's a bastard bollocking wanker and needs teaching a lesson.
If Cancer were an object/person/animal/anything, what would you do to it to give it a bloody good hiding!
( , Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:53, Reply)
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