Mr Nobody
I'm sure someone on here recommended this film - it was weird. And awesome. And messed with my head.

Probably why I think it was someone on here.

What weird and awesome films have you seen lately?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 22:53, 38 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh boy, this song totally makes me rock out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfUYuIVbFg0

What makes you rock out?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 21:28, 16 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

INTERESTING FACTS!!!
Andrew Lincoln who played Egg in TV's This Life, and who is the lead in new show The Walking Dead, was born with the surname Clutterbuck and he is married to the daughter of the singer from Jethro Tull.

How very interesting!

Share facts. DO IT NOW!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 20:21, 37 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I love Joy Division

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:28, 73 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've just been invited out to dinner tonight.
What are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:42, 90 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

News thread, snooze thread
I was floored by a particularly unpleasant cold this weekend. If full-blown 'flu measures 5.0 on the Sichter Scale, then this cold must have been in the early 4s. I was sweating, nauseous, shivering, dizzy the whole lot. Damn that dirty DogFucker for passing it on. Luckily, though, I have a truly magnificent immune system and yesterday I was back on my feet, slightly snotty but otherwise fine.

What are you feeling incredibly smug about?

Alt: If you're Vipros, I don't have all day so what *aren't* you feeling incredibly smug about?
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:09, 98 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That threads too geeky for me.
BBC NEWS LINK TIME!!!!!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8066461.stm
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:29, 75 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

all that talk about travelling is making my feet itchy (metaphorically)
so..... if you could have a ticket to anywhere in the world, which b3tan would you take with you, and why?

alternatively, which b3tan would you banish somewhere without any internet access, and why?

nil points for saying: rswipe for asking this question, subtle or clever insults only, please.


( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:31, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lunch thread.
What would you rather be doing than eating your lunch?
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:08, 201 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I bought a new laptop yesterday.
I hate distress purchasing. I've ended up with the ugliest Toshiba known to man, and slight feeling of regret/being ripped off.

What do you regret buying?

Alt Q: Top or bottom?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:17, 153 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread for girls.
Lets talk about boys and how horrid they are.

Lets face it, they are rather crap.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 10:00, 202 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Much as I love waterproof trouser chats of a Monday morn,
that thread was faltering slightly and was making me lose the will to live.

Who do you feel deserves a knighthood?

I'm saying fat-tongued irritant Jamie Oliver, much as I hate him. I've suggested this before but not even Peter Noone seems to have listened.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 9:58, 22 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Same old boring
Monday morning.
Rant here.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 8:09, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've just come back from the pub.
Beat THAT mother-fuckers.

Or continue fucking your mothers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 23:45, 29 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I miss SpankyHanky.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 19:15, 155 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ITV2
I've just watched Marty McFly get up to 88 miles-per-hour!

I'm cooking steak this evening and going to the pub.

What are you doing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 18:19, 42 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Badger...
Gonz arrived home with his Pocky yet?
I think he's preparing for the appocolips,
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:04, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's enough about minges, for now.
What's the best meal you've ever eaten, and why?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:03, 26 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.....
Oh my giddy aunt! Well, would it stop you?

Alt Q. Remember those little surprises you used to get in cereal packets? What was your favourite? Mine was the baking soda submarine.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 7 Nov 2010, 12:29, 34 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who else is up stupidly early on a Sunday morning?
And worse of all.. for me, its for nothing! Was due to go on a bike ride with someone, and got all packed up, ready to go.. picked phone up. Ooh I have a message! "sorry was on the piss last night only just got home (6am) ) sorry!"

So anyone else up for no reason what so ever this early on a Sunday?
(Miggyman, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 7:35, 225 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread because I'm important and loved.
I've had sex with one B3tan
I'm going to two B3ta weddings
Been on holiday with 2 b3tans
Held two bashes
And I know for a fact that one B3tan wants to sleep with me

I think this qualifies me for some sort of respect.

What about you.
( girlinthehole, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 23:53, 138 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sad evening thread for those of us with nowhere to go!
So, where would you live if you had a choice?

Where wouldn't you live?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 22:07, 262 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have the best view of a lots of fireworks
But my stupid friend is watching the x factor. I refuse to look away from the window. The Irish dick needs to die.
Edit. Louis Walsh not my friend who is a girl. How would you kill louis Walsh?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 20:16, 158 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Edmund's back
Roota's detective work hasn't scared him off yet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 14:02, 193 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Clearly nobody likes Hitler
At least until Monty regains consciousness.

I'm feeling pretty crappy in a cold/flu way, which makes a change from a hangover I suppose. Got nothing to do all day but sit around, but then I have a friend's girlfriend's birthday thing this evening, which I guess I should at least put in an appearance at even if I leave early.

What are you sort of looking forward to ish?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 11:30, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

HITLER
You know on the popular television series 'shooting stars'? like, when they do that picture round and you have to guess which celebrity is disguised as Hitler? You've seen it right? Well there should be a website where you can upload a photo of yourself and 'Make Yourself Hitler' (I would appreciate it being called that if anyone wants to make it). I'm sure you get idea of what I'm after here, it'd be like 'yearbook yourself' on facebook

Let me know if any of you cockfags make it. Ta
(sonofstuj is exactly who you think he is, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 9:03, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's the dumbest thing you've done recently?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 0:17, 251 replies, latest was 15 years ago)