Merry Christmas me! In your face chelsea!
Which was the best goal?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:51, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Time to venture a new thread?
what did you get for christmas?

alt q. What didn't you get for Christmas that you really wanted?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 18:50, 254 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

2 hours since the last thread?
Really?
Is everyone but me enjoying a day off?
Sad times.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 13:07, 54 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Slumdog millionaire..
Huge pile of turgid toss or piss-boring heap of festering baboon wank?

Discuss
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 22:44, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not much doin' on this Boxing Day night.
Fine by me - a couple of hours doss before the Cricket.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 21:47, 39 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sorry to spoil the spirit
But things are not going as well as planned.

After at least 25 years of shouting and arguing, finally, 2 weeks before my wedding, my parents have decided to break up. Can you believe that? It gets better. For the first 2 days, they decided it was a family problem and I had to sit through their shouting and tell who I thought was right, until I got fed up and told them to solve their problems like adults.

Now they are all "sorry for doing this right now" and all that stuff, but I know them, and I can´t believe they couldn´t wait 2 more weeks to explode.

Of course, they say they´re going to wait until after the wedding to make it official. And of course, I know they´ll never make it official, as I´ve seen this many times.

Now they´re behaving as if they´d never been more in love, doing everything together and talking sweet to each other. But when I´m on my own with one of them, the tears and complaints start again.

So, a question... well... tell me about people having a really bad timing. What did they do and why did it annoy you so much?

Alt Q.: Was Doctor Who Christmas Special any good? No spoilers! I´ll watch it tonight!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:38, 42 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Being first up on Christmas day is bent.
However, there is a sense of achievement in being up first on Boxing day.

Who will be up first?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 1:44, 16 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Though this isn't links...
I bring you something that made me chuckle.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNISweHhzyE
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 25 Dec 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Merry Christmas!
I'm in my jarmers again. I hope Gonz, his mum and Barbara are ok.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 13:40, 29 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I second that:
Merry Christmas everyone! From your fond fiend in America,
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 8:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

OK, I'll do it then.
Happy Xmas b3ta.

I love most of you.

xxx
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:04, 14 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Right.
I'm wobbly, my gifts are wrapped, and I'm about to put some music on.

What have I forgotten?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 21:54, 103 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Merry Christmas, everyone!
Hope you all have a great Christmas and massive amounts of feasting!
(nolongernuts, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Alright kids
What would everyone, in an ideal world, like under their tree tomorrow?

Personally, Jake Gyllenhaal and a crate of vodka would do me.

Alt: What you drinking?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 18:42, 100 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Very short science-fiction story.
My very short science-fiction story With This Device has been published on the Nanoism website. You can read all 22 words of it for free here.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:19, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Reverse Joke Thread
The punchline is "I can't do that, I'm clostraphobic !", but what is the joke?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:01, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Merry New Year...
...and all that stuff.

What are you up to this Christmas Eve? Me= driving one of the last trains out of London tonight, hoping much merriment and no drunken twats to ruin it.

Alt Q: Xmus Films you always watch...
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:49, 38 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm away soon to my parents for christmas.
Everyone have a lovely time and we can compare waistlines next week.

Bye X
( girlinthehole, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

By the mighty sword of Thringarr, it's a new thread!
Does anyone fancy a fight?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:59, 149 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oooh, look at the pretty Rudolphs!
First official sleep-in for weeks, and my aunty rings me to say she's bored and having a smoke on the doorstep, before hanging up "to catch some more sleep."

Foreign Accent Syndrome - WTF?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 7:48, 277 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New Fred.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 0:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That thread is getting a little silly with scrolling to the edge and back
tell me of your new years plans, please
I have *gasp* NONE.

Think I may just get all gussied up and take myself to the bar. Alone.

Alt: tell me of your favorite sports team. Mine is the Atlanta Falcons, they're top in the NFL right now. And they have a very high chance of making it to the Super Bowl. I am excite.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:50, 183 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Its Christmas eve, eve
and I'm getting toasty with ketal one and pizza

what are you doing b3ta?

alt q: snow stopping you from travelling?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:26, 171 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Roota rumbled.
entertainment.stv.tv/showbiz/216899-pamela-anderson-is-being-stalked-by-a-pantomime-fanatic/

Who would you stalk or want to be stalked by?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:38, 90 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread because everyone in the last one is a complete fucking bender who I hate.
Suggest comical ways in which I could disgrace myself at Lusty's works Xmas do tonight.

If I like any of the suggestions enough I promise to carry them out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:42, 128 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread because I can't be arsed to look for links.
New year's resolutions motherfuckers but I don't want to know yours. Tell me what you think other B3tans should be giving up next year or perhaps starting.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:45, 200 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread
because I refuse to talk about how much I'm working over Christmas.

Right this time I'm actually asking for news links, my mate's a teacher and he wants examples of over exageration in the media about "broken Britain" and crime levels and stuff. Link me up bitch.

Also do you want to hear my hilarious offtopic christmas joke?

Q: What did Santa Claus say to LAAK?
A: Ho Ho Ho Ho
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:31, 188 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I finally finish work today!
I'll be honest with you, I intend to do very little.
My mother's dropped most of her glasses, so after work I have to get some cheap flutes for Chrimbo Buck's Fizz. I have to get them home on foot in the ice.

What will end in farce during your day?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 8:05, 108 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My Christmas stocking has a vuvuzuela in it
and it made me laugh my ass off.

Hope you lot are coping ok with the weather over there....we've had horrendous rain causing all kinds of problems with flooding and stuff (and Californians cannot drive in inclement weather). Makes me laugh that we've had rain for 6 days straight, and people are moaning about it. The sun is literally coming out tomorrow.

Alt Q - there was a film I watched as a kid that I really want to see again.....all i remember is the kids were in an orphanage, and it only rained once every 20 years or something, and the one day the sun came out the orphans locked another girl in a broom cupboard. Any ideas what film it was?
(nolongernuts, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 5:08, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)