Time for some hate
Our poor public sector workers will be walking out of their jobs on Wednesday because they are getting their pensions reduced to a level far better than anyone in the private sector could ever expect, because ticking boxes and passing forms on to another unneccesarry level of beaurocracy is important.

Answer yes or no. It's all they can cope with.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 21:40, 20 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Generic Friday Evening Thread.
Food: JD Ribs (+ chips), Vegas Prawns, Onion Rings, Root Beer, Blue Cheese Dip, BBQ Sauce (for the record, this'll also be my entire food intake for tomorow too)

Telly: Haven't watched hollyoaks this week so I think I'll get that in.

Entertainment: Pissing about on the internet and working on my mobile app. I want to learn how to create Live Tiles, that's my process to learn tonight.

Relaxation: Gonna have a bath with LUSH stuff and try to pick up American Gods again. Might slip myself an extra tablet to my usual amount too.

Alt: Tell me something you're excited about, anything, weather it's a new film coming out, a new book. Something to do with work or your life, maybe a date you've got lined up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 18:57, 185 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

GUESS WHAT I BEEN DOING TODAY???

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:08, 119 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I was in the chemist there.
The lad behind the counter asked if it was okay to wait a couple of minutes for the prescription to be made up.
I said okay and gave him him a double thumbs up.
How have you been a dickhead recently?

Alt: How often do you use the alt key?
Alt Alt: When was the last time you told someone to fuck right off on the phone and why?
Alt Alt Alt: If God is real, why do puppies die?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 14:24, 215 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Rant o'clock
Please feel free to unload your frustrations in an arcing spurt all over this thread. What is REALLY fucking you off today?

Alt:
What is excellent about today?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:46, 126 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Its been brought to my attention that we need a humourous diversion from Gonzo's thread
Please tell me your best acceptable joke. i.e. one you could tell in mixed company or in a job interview etc.




Note to Gonzo: Put a decent AltQ rather than a detailed description of the thing people don't care about.
( WormuIus, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 12:16, 10 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i think this might make up some good potential debate.....
uk.news.yahoo.com/nandos-feature-colonel-gaddafi-and-saddam-hussein-in-controversial-advert.html

For those who don't wanna go to the article, it's a new Nandos advert featuring Gaddafi at a dinner table alone. He's thinking about prominant dictators (Gadaffi, Husain, Mogabi and a whole bunch I didn't recongise) frollicking around, such as making 'Snow Angels' in the sand, having a water-fight with with a golden AK47, and driving around standing on top of a tank.

Although I can see this has the potential to really hurt someone who's suffered under the verious regiems, is it people getting offended on behalf of others? Or is this just a modern take on Charlie Chaplin's "The Great Dictator" ?

What's your two-cents?

ALT: Friday today, got the weekend coming up, handed in my notice in my current flat, gonna go order my furniture and carpets and paint and cupboards tomorow. OH BOY.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:18, 174 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Naked_Ape commands I start a new thread
So start a new thread I must. For he is THE UBERGRUPPENTWATTER

I scored four goals at 6-a-side last night. That is four times as many goals as I have previously scored in 6-a-side in the last decade. What have you done lately that's surprised you?

Alt: This has to be about Otters, apparently. Tell the group something interesting about Otters, or another animal, I don't care.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:38, 83 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm at work, where the hell are you?
Weekend plans you swerve of benders

or

breasts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:59, 236 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have had a kebab shop cheezbrgr.
It contained no nonce, much to my chagrin.

It was loaded with tasteless gyppo!

Still unsure what the largest illegal export is, from Columbia's Amazon basin?

Or why Bristol still has public transport links?

Is Personality Horse a type of actual horse? Or just a flavor of cunt?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 3:06, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

alright nonceburgers?
I handed in my notice today.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 18:12, 170 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

happy thanksgiving
You load of ungrateful bastards!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:02, 41 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Long time no see
What did I miss?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:09, 58 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

SILENCE IN INTERNET COURT
The internet court is now sitting to hear the case of

The internet

-v-

The Light in Chains

EDIT: IT IS THE JUDGEMENT OF THIS COURT THAT THE LIGHT IN CHAINS IS GUILTY OF FUCKING A CHILD AND THEN BOASTING ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN, QC ACE ATTORNEY, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:36, 14 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Skiving
Best/worst times when not doing what you should have been doing. Extra points for being in up to the back wheels when discovered

Alt:
M, H, S or W
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:18, 218 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New Question of the Week vote
IT IS HERE
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:03, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Now you've had your daily feed
Lets talk about Wormulus some more.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:08, 111 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Lunch! Lunch, before we die of boredom!
Lentils and mozarella and pesto and stuff for me. Shut up, I've shifted a stone in the last 5 weeks.

Alt: following on from Personality Horse's shameless self-prostitution, what gameshows would you like to see revived? And what modern spin would you put on them? I'm thinking Bob's Full House, presented by Bob Mortimer, with the twist that Vic Reeves is rigged with explosives that will go off as soon as Bob is slightly annoying.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:17, 84 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

BLIND DATE TIME.
I like going on holiday. If you were taking me on a holiday, where would you take me and why?
And that question to contestant number one please, Cilla.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:16, 123 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good morning internet.
If you could remove one well known person from this planet who would it be and why?

Alt: Name one person you really admire and why.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 8:15, 276 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Does anybody know what the largest illegal export from Columbias Amazon basin is?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 3:41, 19 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Religious people = cunts
Discuss...


All this because I said going to a Baptism was hypocritical because I am an atheist!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 2:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening Wormulus haters
Why all the hate?
( WormuIus, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 23:33, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

alright
Today on the ride home, my passengers and I were talking about the pope and God and generally ripping the piss. One of them said "Yeah, but in the Garden of Eden when Adam and Steve... omg *cackles*" and I collapsed in rib-bending giggles at the wheel. In retrospect it wasn't that funny, but other than walking with an old schoolfriend and getting her on board as another test client for the charity on board, my day's been pretty average. How has your day been?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:28, 267 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm bored of your moaning.
So all you london types anyone been here? www.thechicagoribshack.co.uk/ I'm going for part of a stag do, looks stupidly overpriced to me.

What's your idea for an ideal hen/stag do thing or whatever.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:12, 264 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fucking Shit
Today so far is going "fucking shit". How is your day going?

Alt:
Double Decker - best afternoon choc snack. Yes or No
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 14:16, 170 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Just for Trotter then...
I know variations on this theme have been done before, but there was some related discussion in an earlier thread and it might have legs...

You are putting on a festival offtopic.
Who is in your line-up?
Where is it being held?
And, for you lunch-fatties, what food is available?
Is anything prohibited/compulsory?
Is it even a music festival, or a festival of ballroom dancing?

Alt: Are there enough questions there to negate the need for an alt?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 12:23, 78 replies, latest was 14 years ago)