Just for Jeff
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-24068867

It seems that Putin has won the first cold war stand off in decades, could the whole Syria thing have been a conspiracy?

Alt when have you won or lost a cold war stand off?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:55, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This has to be the best word in the world, Kummerspeck = 'Grief Bacon'... the word for emotional over eating.
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Kummerspeck
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:16, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The Royal Mail is being flogged off. Share type people, you reckon it's worth a few quid?
I've only ever gone for penny share, high risk stuff, this looks like low return, low risk. Any ideas?
Alt, what was the last time you spent s grand or over in one go, apart from morgtage, essential shit, etc.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:04, 152 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Too many replies there
Good news! www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-24060831

What else is good news?

Alt: what is bad news?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:49, 184 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so rory has outed dr frog as an avid homosexualist
what secrets do you know about other b3tans? spill.

alt: what makes you all cross and disapproving? do you make your disgust known, tut like an old woman, or swallow all that rage down into a big cancer-causing ball?

altalt: the human body is a pretty shit design. eg fainting. what is the point? you could get eaten by a wild animal, run over by a horse and cart, or have all your stuff nicked whilst you're out cold and defenceless. what a shit design. how could you improve it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:56, 296 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning class.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:10, 210 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

top class bitter squabbling tonight guys

( wanderlust, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:23, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You know the part in The Godfather, where the producer wakes up with a horses head in his bed?
For some reason I have the impression this is the reaction Chompy & Swipe had when they woke up post coital next to each other.

Any comparisons between me and dwarf actors? Fuck off.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:59, 39 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bit wanky to rely on, if it's not police standard.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24021072
My gym uses fingerprint login, they're shite. Usually queues of people waiting to be waved through. What else is unreliable? Apart form YM, obvs.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:00, 195 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Any cunt in?
Alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:54, 169 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well the Xmas planning has started, with the plans for the office xmas party getting emailed out and at least 80% of the workforce moaning about it
Having had to plan one of these things in the past I think it's a complete waste of fucking time as you're never going to please everyone, even if your workforce totals 3 people.

Do you like office xmas parties? What would be your ideal night out with the cunts you work with?

Alt: Ever been too drunk to get into a nightclub?

Altalt: I dunno, ask another b3tan a question or something, try not to be rude as there are sensitive types round here.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:10, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, Sunday is the Great North Run
I hope to run it in just under 2 hours, legs permitting.

What great feats have you accomplished? (My Mum is no feat)

Alt:
Suggest a feat for another b3tan
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:47, 270 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm losing the will to live, Dr Frog, Wilf, Darth, shitshitshit poster, etc etc...style
(although in truth I have cheered up a bit having just misspelt Dr Frog as Dr Frig)

Make me laugh please. Bully someone or something cool like that.

Alt: Nah, I got nothin.

Altalt: Frank: banned again and waiting for his new lolsock a/c to be allowed to post again, or sectioned?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:53, 170 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Injury time
Give Swipey some love after her fall xoxo Then do a Rory and steal her thunder by telling the group of your worst injury woes.

I'm thankful that I haven;t had any serious injurys. I did get knocked out by a bouncy castle when I was about 8 though (gay).
It was on a beach with a playgroup. The wind actually blew it in the air and I fell off onto the sand and it landed on top of me.

Alt. Lunch.

AltAlt. Good times ahead?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:03, 162 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

University (of life)
Did you go to Uni? Were you the typical stoner with a Bob Marley poster and shite dreads? Did you decide to get a job instead?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-24032600

It turns out the North is actually good for something, whippet fucking apart
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 10:44, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I TOLD YOU LOT, NO SCOTCH BOLLOCKS.
But did you listen, NO. And what happened? The internet broke. Prolly Irn Bru in the server or something.

This Michael LeVell thing is well LOL. It's all 'I'm a tragic, cheating alcoholic, pity me, I'm just a sad drunk' then ALL CHARGES DROPPED, WHOOPEE, TIME FOR A FUCKING DRINK, posing with pints etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 9:44, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Right no scotch bollocks today please

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 7:25, 162 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

BATTERED IS A PRICK
Alt- BATTERED IS A PRICK
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 20:34, 273 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*PROUDFACE*
www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/tyne-wear-derby-disorder-first-batch-5873035

What a bunch of mindless fucking idiots.
If ever there was a case for castration, this is it.

Alt. Evening lunch plans
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:43, 251 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

National Service anyone?
I assume most here are either too old, or will be if and when it comes in.
www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/2013-2014/0032/cbill_2013-20140032_en_2.htm#l1g1
To be fair, it isn't just marching up and down, being shouted at by some cunt, a la Lads' Army style, there is an element of choice.
Good, bad or indifferent?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:14, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

For Bonzo:
Get your balls out. Your crystal balls, silly!!! What are you li-ike!!!!!

Let's hear your predictions for the future.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:37, 377 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, why are you guys still hiding back here now that /talk is pretty much empty?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:59, 261 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Chompy says a big health scare is going to hit the press tomorrow.
In view of this, I think we should discuss lunch.

Or speculate as to what this health scare might be.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:17, 173 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So which B3tan do you think will have the most successful career in the long term?
Based on a combination of job satisfaction and financial success
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:23, 222 replies, latest was 12 years ago)