5p on plastic bags, nanny state or a good idea? Or really not bovvered?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27683240
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 10:43, 151 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good Morning
I had to sit next to a Somalian on the tube this morning. Not content with brandishing a forehead to put Herman Munster to shame, and wafting the odour of mysterious North African spices, the lazy pseudo-black cunt also required me to lean on whilst he constantly fell asleep and I spent 25 minutes trying to avoid contact.
I fucking hate physical contact with strangers, especially ethnics.
But what do you fucking hate?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 8:02, 146 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I threw up whilst brushing my teeth this morning.
What unpleasantness has befallen you lately?

Alt: Rolf Harris. Not looking too good, is it? What's your verdict?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 20:21, 74 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What new and interesting thing(s) are you looking forward to?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 16:41, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That's a silly question
cphpost.dk/news/museum-selling-viking-ships-to-the-public.9692.html

If I lived near the coast I'd quite fancy one of those. Bit impractical in a 2nd floor flat though. What thing do you want but would be impractical?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:29, 87 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What 3people would you selectively combine?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-27678464
Polly from the Bill, Willow from Buffy ,andSally Thomsett, when she was younger, would be a good one.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 14:12, 16 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

RANTY FUCK BOLLOCKS
Go on, have a good old rant about something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 11:21, 190 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

what was your favourite episode of Columbo?
Mine is the one with Johnny Cash as the murderer.

Alt: Dr Quim, medicine woman Y or N?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 10:50, 28 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Quiet in here innit
Alt: Why are you so shit?

Altalt: Oh, you reckon you're not shit, eh? Go on then, let's hear it, what's so good about you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 8:46, 154 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck, exwife has contacted me through fb. Not seen the mad fucker for 20 something years, marriage lasted 7months. Got some nice pressies though.When did you lastget a kick in the genitals from social media?
Btw, she's not after a shag, just wants to be fb chums.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 17:58, 121 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

WWDC 2014 starts in about 15 minutes, what's your Apple Prediction guys'n'gals?
Are we going to see an iWatch? How about Healthbook? Looks like OSX10.10 is up for a revealing, I hear Irvine has worked MaaGIC on it. I'm hoping for improved safari apis, maybe even a little love for us webbies who want to get into iBeacons.

Watch it here first everyone: www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2014/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 17:45, 36 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Travel
Over the years as part of my job I've been round the UK to far and wide towns I'd otherwise never visit. Where have you been that was better/worse than you expected?

Where in the UK would you like to go/never visit EVER again?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:13, 185 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Do you know what love is?
Alt: do you want me to show you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:33, 30 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Medical dramas
After having to help after an accident on Saturday, I'd like to know if you are all budding nurses/doctors and what help you've given when people are injured. Windy Pig need not apply as he causes the medical drama

Alt:
Good weekend?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:27, 112 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Caxirolas are banned, due to security concerns, at the World Cup. That's HH buggered then. Assuming you had the power, what would you ban, apart from ym?
Alt, I'm on night cover this week, totally fucks my sleep pattern up. What pisses you off about your occupation?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 6:43, 140 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 20:57, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

If we're dissing b3ta niggas, I'm not a fan of that shifty looking cunt with the weird face. Fucker.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 20:45, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's ab3ta birthday in the previous thread. Congratulations.
Do you bother much about b, days, or you not arsed?
Alt, I'm sitting in the garden, anticipating rabbit for dinner, what domestic pet do you fancy nomming?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 10:57, 17 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

How weird is it
that this guy who is in everything American these days as a suave, sophisticated guy used to be this guy - a dork's dork in Weird Science and a bunch of other Eighties movies.

Definitely weird.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 0:06, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

In my old man's local, quaffing away. Womenfolk at home getting food sorted. All is right with the world. How's your world?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 16:35, 83 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ouch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:42, 45 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I am going for a massage then going jet skiing.
What are you doing with your Saturday?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 7:24, 47 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Battered.
Why did you start a thread then delete it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 May 2014, 20:22, 34 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I intended to work on the boat today. Instead, I sat on my arse talking and drinking tea withboatytypes, whilst my kid played with retard dog.
When did you do absolutely Dick all of value, whilst enjoying it immensely?
Alt, wappen this weekend niggas? Me n me bredrin is off to see me parents down their yard.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 17:14, 68 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

How would you like to (realistically) spend your retirement?
My dad retires today. I don't think he wants to and he hasn't planned what he's going to do. I've been dreaming of mine since my first day at work.

Alt: there hasn't been enough #chivealive going on here recently. Rectify that please.

Altalt: Paltrow: yes or no?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 May 2014, 14:25, 108 replies, latest was 11 years ago)