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	ThreeThat's the magic number, according to De La Soul. It is for me today as I have managed 3 nights in a row of good sleep. I literally cannot recall the last time this happened.
Why are you feeling good today?
Alt:
What is your major malfunction?
Alt alt:
LUNCH
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:42, 226 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
 The De La Soul one popped into my head on the way to work this morning
	The De La Soul one popped into my head on the way to work this morning(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)
 I'll let you off this time
	I'll let you off this timeListen and learn: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDbeVB4admk
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)
 Well I've yet to get out of bed, other than to gather food/tea
	Well I've yet to get out of bed, other than to gather food/teaso, that's a plus. otherwise feeling inexplicably shitty.
Alt: broken collar bone and borderline personality disorder.
AltAlt: still recovering from a big breakfast, so lunch can fuck off for a bit.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:49, Reply)
 Ahh, CQ!
	Ahh, CQ!Afternoon. How is the collarbone getting on? Have you had surgery?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)
 it's clearing up nicely thanks.
	it's clearing up nicely thanks.I don't think it'll need any surgery although I'm not due at the fracture clinic until thursday. Not much pain these dayus and plenty of movement in the arm, just need to be carful not to use it too much. also knackered allthe time n=but I guess that'll pass.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:54, Reply)
 not that bad as these things go actually.
	not that bad as these things go actually.could have been much. much worse
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
 Intact head = Wearing a fucking helmet
	Intact head = Wearing a fucking helmetand thank fuck for that, my head rung like a gong, I kid you not.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:01, Reply)
 I got a bystander to lock it up for me.
	I got a bystander to lock it up for me.I got my sister to drop my keys off at work 2 days later and one of my (soon to n=be ex) colleagues pushed it up the road and locked it up in the work car park.
Some cunt had nicked my saddle in the mean time but otherwise it's in one piece.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)
 Yeah, and the saddle wa kind of to be expected
	Yeah, and the saddle wa kind of to be expected£60 saddle, on quick release on a £100 bike. oh well, easily replaced.on the bike it was one or the few standard parts so no great losss.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)
 prolly one of those occupy bastards from Finsbury square
	prolly one of those occupy bastards from Finsbury squareOh, well, cost me nowt and a more comfortable, less worth nicking replacement has been ordered for £20
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)
 I'm still recovering from the Big Breakfast too.
	I'm still recovering from the Big Breakfast too.It was utter shite.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)
 I'm feeling good, because no fucking clients have irritated me.
	I'm feeling good, because no fucking clients have irritated me.I don't have one.
Spanish omelette, garlic bread and salad.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
 alt: being a cunt
	alt: being a cuntalt alt: lunch involves a trip to the fracture clinic to see if I've got to have surgery to reset my arm. I am not hopeful of a good outcome.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)
 Keyboards normally have two
	Keyboards normally have twounless you are on a laptop. You should be able to use Alt Gr, right Ctrl and Delete with one hand if you are a pro
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:01, Reply)
 Today is good
	Today is goodSlept like a baby (without the incontinence - mostly) probably due to no alcomahol in the evening.
Major malfunction is I'm becoming far less tolerant of fuckwits, probably due to my age but I'm sure there were less fuckwits about 20 years ago.
Lunch = probably liquid.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)
 I'm incredibly tolerant, personally.
	I'm incredibly tolerant, personally.I have to be, really. There are so many illiterate mongs around these days, I'd be at risk of a stress-related heart attack otherwise.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)
 mr b3th has seen sense and decided to stay in bed today
	mr b3th has seen sense and decided to stay in bed todaythus, hopefully, speeding his recovery. I've made sure he has refreshments, his laptop, and all the TV controllers within easy reach, and he seems quite happy.
This means I can get on with my epic housework without having to listen to him moaning about how much his foot hurts every time he tries to move. Which he shouldn't be doing anyway.
So basically, I'm feeling good because I have sunshine, music, and can get on with what I need to do.
Alt: I am a hugely unsympathetic wife, and a useless nurse.
Alt Alt: are you kidding? I haven't even had breakfast yet.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)
 No, fair comment.
	No, fair comment.I've lost nearly half a stone though, since I started weightwatchers. And I'm not overly missing anything I'm not eating, either.
Yay me.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)
 Yay indeed!
	Yay indeed!My running training is going quite well. Off out tonight for another 6k or so
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)
 Ugh. I couldn't do the whole running thing.
	Ugh. I couldn't do the whole running thing.Between my gammy knees and excessive bongo size, I'd do myself a right mischief.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)
 He has royally fucked his achilles tendon.
	He has royally fucked his achilles tendon.Can't put any weight on it. Apparently it hurts like a bastard.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)
 Whoop, i wonder when mine will be paid
	Whoop, i wonder when mine will be paid*calls debt to society loan company*
*holds...*
*holds...*
*cries*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)
 I read that as student loan company for some reason
	I read that as student loan company for some reasonLike you've ever gone to Uni....
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)
 i totally went to uni and got degress and shit
	i totally went to uni and got degress and shitand I've paid off my student loan
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)
 I went to uni once.
	I went to uni once.Well, twice, because I did my postgrad at Bristol. That was a nice course. But I degress....
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
 He paid his debt by having to live with me for twelve years.
	He paid his debt by having to live with me for twelve years.It's a tough punishment, but you have to show them who's boss.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)
 We are ten years in October
	We are ten years in OctoberI am VERY patient, although my wife mihght say the same...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)
 He had mis-judged not deleting his account, and....oh you know the rest.
	He had mis-judged not deleting his account, and....oh you know the rest.(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)
 I am feeling average, and a bit tired after my epic trip to York and back yesterday
	I am feeling average, and a bit tired after my epic trip to York and back yesterdayalt: concentration and motivation
altalt: ham and mustard sammich
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
 Today's good feeling has once again been provided by the postman
	Today's good feeling has once again been provided by the postmanDelivering a new record for tonight's entertainment.
If I time my record buying right, it's like my birthday every day here.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
 just adequate
	just adequateSecond sandwich van didn't get announced and subsequently we got a memo that they won't be announcing their arrival any more in order to enable reception to work more efficiently.
Never mind the inefficiency of the actual workers getting up and peering out the window every time there's a delivery to see if it's food. Bah.
I ended up going to Subway for a Meatball Marinara. Urp.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)
 This^
	This^My goat's cheese salad and Innocent smoothie pale in comparison
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
 The big question is whether it counts as a cooked meal
	The big question is whether it counts as a cooked mealand therefore I can just have a snack for dinner.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)
 Isn't Subway a bit shit?
	Isn't Subway a bit shit?It always smells like McDonalds whenever I've walked past it.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)
 Sub standard food
	Sub standard foodmarketed very well...
They are the Apple of the food world.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
 I'm not
	I'm notAm rather busy today, which isn't fun.
Alt: My right knee and foot are both a bit buggered.
Alt Alt: Emergency noodles, as I couldn't leave my desk for more than 10 minutes.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
 My subway tastes to day of bread, sauce and "Generic". It litterally has no flavour aside the sauce.
	My subway tastes to day of bread, sauce and "Generic". It litterally has no flavour aside the sauce.I've never had anything with no flavour before, even cardboard tastes of something.
I get subway most days 'cus it's cheap and not too unhealthy.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:55, Reply)
 I believe it is less fatty, but stuffed full of salt and sugar
	I believe it is less fatty, but stuffed full of salt and sugarplus processed meat has carconagenic nitrates in it
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
 Out of interest, is there such thing as a healthy meal?
	Out of interest, is there such thing as a healthy meal? At least half the time I mention food on here, someone goes on and on about how it is the cause of my stomach problems.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)
 There is such a thing as a healthy meal
	There is such a thing as a healthy mealYour problem is medical, not dietary.
Hope this helps.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:07, Reply)
 I'm most concerned about the 'energy drinks' to be honest
	I'm most concerned about the 'energy drinks' to be honestall that battered shit aint too good for the guts either
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
 at this stage I'm beginning to think that she has no sexual interest in him any more, the I've just had a baby has run out of legs
	at this stage I'm beginning to think that she has no sexual interest in him any more, the I've just had a baby has run out of legsstill they can be friends and stuff
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)
 Asked yet another doc about about it on saturday, another doc told me I have valid reasons for taking them.
	Asked yet another doc about about it on saturday, another doc told me I have valid reasons for taking them.(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)
 I think the best option is a balanced meal that does not spike in any particu;ar area
	I think the best option is a balanced meal that does not spike in any particu;ar areaparticularly saturated fat, salt and calories. the only way to achieve this is to not eat processed food.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
 Really? It's some salad and a bit of meat with some sauce in bread.
	Really? It's some salad and a bit of meat with some sauce in bread.I went for the Tukey Ham + Real Ham one this time, I normally go for an intalian BMT.
What's the diff between this and an average sandwich at marks'n'sparks?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)
 Well there is a lot of bread, a lot of MSG, many calories and salt and sugar in the sauces, fat in the meat and cheese
	Well there is a lot of bread, a lot of MSG, many calories and salt and sugar in the sauces, fat in the meat and cheese(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)
 You're such a dick
	You're such a dickwww.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1394821/Subway-sandwich-diet-helps-father-lose-stones.html
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)
 Well I wish they'd make up their minds
	Well I wish they'd make up their mindswww.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1365424/Subway-vs-McDonalds-The-artery-clogging-truth-favourite-fast-food-chains.html
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
 It was an excuse to call Ape a dick
	It was an excuse to call Ape a dickbonus points for linking a daily mail article as the weapon of truth and justice
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)
 Proof right here:
	Proof right here:www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1394821/Naked-Ape-is-a-dick.html
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)
 sorry I forgot to check the bible of non contradictory advice on this one
	sorry I forgot to check the bible of non contradictory advice on this one(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)
 This is alright, innit?
	This is alright, innit?www.subway.co.uk/menu/subs/value-lunch/turkey-breast-and-ham-.aspx
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
 Yeah', Sweet Onion, that's like, I think it said 40 or 80 cals, can't remember, one or the other.
	Yeah', Sweet Onion, that's like, I think it said 40 or 80 cals, can't remember, one or the other.(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)
 Subway turkey on honey oat is the food of the gods.
	Subway turkey on honey oat is the food of the gods.And I won't be told otherwise.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)
 That's very nice in a salad, topped with oregano, black pepper and southwest sauce
	That's very nice in a salad, topped with oregano, black pepper and southwest sauce(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
 i'm with you gonz
	i'm with you gonzsubway is as healthy as any convenience food if you choose wisely - eg i have a wrap with all the salad (except fucking evil tomatoes) and a couple of slices of cheese. so a couple of hundred calories, and about 10g of fat, less if i don't have a sauce.
if you have a 12 inch meatball marinara, then it's 1,100 calories and 42grams of fat and about 7 grams of salt.
fine to choose the wrong things, if that's what you fancy. but don't blame subway. admit that you chose the fattening shit!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)
 I woke up half hour ago.
	I woke up half hour ago.I have literally no idea what happened last night, which means it must have been a good birthday.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)
 Apparently a girl kept asking to neck off with me outside and go back to hers.
	Apparently a girl kept asking to neck off with me outside and go back to hers. And my reply was "I do not particularly wish to partake in that". I'm proud that I still have an element of decorum even when I can't see straight through alcohol.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)
 are you bent?
	are you bent?oh no wait we have already established that you are, carry on
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)
 What horrible sort of individual would shag someone they don't know/aren't going out with.
	What horrible sort of individual would shag someone they don't know/aren't going out with. (, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:07, Reply)
 the answer is simple
	the answer is simplesaid girl was not hot. if she were hot, he'd have been up to his nuts in guts.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)
 Ribena has been added to the repertoire of drnks availible in the kitchen, whoop!
	Ribena has been added to the repertoire of drnks availible in the kitchen, whoop!you don't get into the Sunday Times best companies to work for without some Beena
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
 I secretly enjoyed binding up me legal docs, I used to be wizard at all the special folds on the big planning maps
	I secretly enjoyed binding up me legal docs, I used to be wizard at all the special folds on the big planning maps(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
 fuck off, balling up a map that takes up half a room so that it fits in an a4 document ent gonna work, i have special skillzorz
	fuck off, balling up a map that takes up half a room so that it fits in an a4 document ent gonna work, i have special skillzorz(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
 yes, i whiled away my days folding up planning maps of my mum, she's such a fat bitch
	yes, i whiled away my days folding up planning maps of my mum, she's such a fat bitch(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
 at a spiderman convention
	at a spiderman conventionit looked like she had been caught by an Alien and pinned to the wall
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)
 I can't decide whether to get Domino's or not.
	I can't decide whether to get Domino's or not. Guidance appreciated.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
 massively overpriced and they all taste teh same
	massively overpriced and they all taste teh sameI suggest you find your local independant pizzeria and get takeaway there, then delete your account and kill yourself
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)
 Independent ones round here are butters.
	Independent ones round here are butters. I don't really like pizza that much I just can't be arsed to cook/move.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)
 Pizza from dominos (double decidance)
	Pizza from dominos (double decidance)Jellopino poppers & Sauce (honey'n'mustard) from Papa Johns
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)
 get the thin crust and the half-fat cheese
	get the thin crust and the half-fat cheesethen you won't feel too bad
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
 if you do this there is no point in havinga  pizza
	if you do this there is no point in havinga  pizzait would be like having a 'veggie burger'; pointless
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)
 Surely the "point" is the same as any meal that contains "meat"
	Surely the "point" is the same as any meal that contains "meat"To sustain oneself.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)
 So for a vegetarian to get a meaty taste I would recommend a "veggie burger"
	So for a vegetarian to get a meaty taste I would recommend a "veggie burger"(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)
 I've started getting burgers from takeaways again, ever since I discovered the doner & egg cheeseburger from down the road
	I've started getting burgers from takeaways again, ever since I discovered the doner & egg cheeseburger from down the roadWhen drunk, it's the best idea ever.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)
 I won't
	I won'ti can't get the image of your bumfluff moustach and beard full of bits of doner meat and egg yolk while you wipe your greasy hands on your "comedy" tshirt out of my head.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)
 i much prefer a thin crust anyway
	i much prefer a thin crust anywayand if you load the pizza with the fancy garlic and sundried tomato sauce, loads of veggies and spicy jalapenos, you don't notice the lack of cheese!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
 Pizza has got to be one of the most overpriced foods wherever you get it from.
	Pizza has got to be one of the most overpriced foods wherever you get it from.(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)
 Place near me does a 16" pizza, 12" cheesy garlic bread and a 1.5l bottle of coke for £12.50
	Place near me does a 16" pizza, 12" cheesy garlic bread and a 1.5l bottle of coke for £12.50Easily feeds 4, which works out quite alright
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)
 No, I'm commenting on the calorie content of the pizza I mentioned above.
	No, I'm commenting on the calorie content of the pizza I mentioned above.(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)
 "fire and stone" is amazing
	"fire and stone" is amazingand 2 for £10 is really good for central london
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)
 After the house party the other day, someone suggested we should go to Saints & Scholars for lunch, and recommended the smelly mushrooms
	After the house party the other day, someone suggested we should go to Saints & Scholars for lunch, and recommended the smelly mushroomsIt seems they really are popular!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)
 omg omg omg the "smelly mushrooms" at s&s are the BEST THING EVER
	omg omg omg the "smelly mushrooms" at s&s are the BEST THING EVERwell, apart from the breaded mushroom and mozzarella dippers. and the cheesy chips. and the garlic bread with all the different toppings. and the roasted garlic mushroom, red pepper and goats cheese lasagne. and.....
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)
 you haven't been to this place
	you haven't been to this placeit is total hangover cure. brilliant.
how do you think i got my arse so toned?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:19, Reply)
 I didn't know you were a public shoolbiy as well stunned poster
	I didn't know you were a public shoolbiy as well stunned posterWhere were you schooled?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:37, Reply)
 I've been loads of times.
	I've been loads of times.  I have even been known to cab it there and back at lunchtime to get a takeaway.
*lazyfatbastardlols*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)
 Is that the one you posted a menu for on here once?
	Is that the one you posted a menu for on here once?That looked alright. And 2 for £10 is reasonable for pizza.
But the nearest one to here is Oxford, or to put it more accurately: not near.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)
 that's the one
	that's the onei should be on commission, i bloody love that place.
you'll have to bring the kids down to hamleys and go to the covent garden one at some point.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:20, Reply)
 This plan could be improved upon
	This plan could be improved upon(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:25, Reply)
 No longer 2 for 10£ at Covent Garden
	No longer 2 for 10£ at Covent Gardenapparently it's now 12£.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:31, Reply)
 Yes please.
	Yes please.I've not been in ages and I've decided I don't like mince so I need to find a new favourite pizza.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)
 I am feeling good because I only have 7 more days at work before holiday time.
	I am feeling good because I only have 7 more days at work before holiday time.  Alt: Did your Momma not show you any love when you were a baby?
Alt alt: Pork belly, parsnip mash and carrots. Gewurztraminer.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
 No
	Noit's because you have to have their extremely tight puckered arseholes surgically removed from your cock. No NHS in Thailand you see.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)
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