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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Big news day today everyone
French psycho is surrounded in a building www.bbc.co.uk/news/17455224
They've cut off all gas and are venting the pipes because they think he'll blow something up.

And the budget, www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17456712
Whooo will win the rich or the poor, tories or lib dems, ooh political intrigue.

What's for lunch, I might skip lunch to watch the budget, I'm that cool.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:56, 289 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Alt: when was the last time you skipped lunch?
hahahahahahahahaahaha
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Last week.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)
yesterday, been doing it a bit recently work gets busy sometimes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I can't see him trying to blow himself up, he's got far too much Toulouse.
Final portion of lasagne & veg for me today.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)
I wish you were a jewish school child.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)
LTI

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Budget: Nothing radical will happen, lots of small amendments, claims of clamping down on tax avoidance etc.
Personal allowance will go up quite a lot due to inflation and to keep the Liberal Democrats happy. Reduction in the 50% tax band to 45% and a raising of the level at which this applies.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Looks like they'll delay it for a year as well,
which doesn't make much sense economically... but could bring in a big boost to tax income just before the election.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)
What do you think of Labour's suggestion to reduce VAT?
I don't think it would stimulate spending as they suggest, as retailers etc wouldn't cut prices, instead they'd use it as an opportunity to increase margin.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)
I think going back to 17.5% would be for the best.
But it's not a priority at the moment, increasing margins for retailers is generally not a bad thing economically but it doesn't help most.
There was a suggestion that start ups shouldn't have to pay any tax at all for the first two years, that would increase growth and employment significantly, at a fairly low cost.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I noticed that several local petrol stations have hiked up their prices by about 5p a litre yesterday.
The cynical bastards. Or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)
I'm afraid it is.
Whenever anyone else buys petrol they charge them half what you pay.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)
The TARDIS uses a lot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)
I didn't buy any, I just noticed that the price had gone up quite substantially.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Personal tax threshold up to £9,205
good news I think, although, I'd prefer it to be linked to the minimum wage.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:06, Reply)
The paper tells me I am likely to be £12.60 a month better off
which will cover the increase in my Oyster card at the start of the year. Whoopee-fucking-doo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Better than not covering the increase eh?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)
True indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Based on your finances that must be the equivalent of a 400% pay increase.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Who will lose? Me that's who, it's my own fault though for having sex.
Lunch, Homemade Beef Dopiaza.

LIES! Its Pataks out of a jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Oh, he's a Muzzer.
I was hoping for a white supremacist. How dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)
That sounds like Gonz's name for the nurses that work in the spaff clinic.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)
oops

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)
algerian,
the attack on the school coincided with the 40th Aniversary of the end of the Algerian war.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Hes called Mohammed
therefore he MUST be a muzza, just like that boxer bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)
The pussy gave up a gun.
That's going to severely reduce his headcount.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)
A gay Muzzer. The worst kind.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)
At least he's not a Scottish, gay, muzza.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Wee Benny McMuzza.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)
And he's on the loose!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Pistol is no use with Armed police, they're all wearing body armour and will keep covered
The AK is the way to go.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Does he not have any pregnant teenage hostages?
What a loser, why don't they just blow him up. They should have given him a bomb shaped like a phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)
What a shitey gay Scottish muzzer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)
You mean MMPS?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Salvador Dalis
Less succesfull follow up etc
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Pistol perfectly OK on a HOSTAGE, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Not if you shot them in the knees

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)
You need to aim for the central mass for multiple targets
move and fire, and move and fire.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Again, he's going down.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is more than mildly disturbing, Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Partridge quotes dude.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)
The disturbed-o-meter has returned to normal then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is unwise around here
I suggest you maintain an amber alert at least
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Hang on
So he has no hostages? And he killed kids, and chased down a 7 year old girl and killed her. Why the fuck are they negotiating? gas him or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)
You could send him a message, not sure he's a B3tan though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)
All he needs to do now is smash up his balls on a dustbin lid
and he'll have the whole 'Jesus Christ Superstar' lyrics in the bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Hahahahahahahaaaa!
Class
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Jeff will like this one too, I think/hope.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
"oh god please, i hope jeff likes it, and i hope he likes the soiled panties i sent him, GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)
YBS

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This might interest you Monty.
news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9707000/9707107.stm

Interview with Wilko Johnson, including news of a release of previously unheard Wilko era Dr Feelgood stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Thanks Dav!
Very interested indeed. Love that chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)
I remember you saying.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Hahahaha
Clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Petrol was 142.9p this morning, i hope they do something about that
also i think that they should reduce VAT back to 17.5%
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Haha!
132.9 here. London fail
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)
140.9 at the garage just along the road.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Asda is your friend

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Asda is no mans friend
last time i went there it looked like the obesity ward of a mental asylum
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)
Asda sells cheap bread and cheap petrol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)
I do not care for cheap bread
having said that the baked in store stuff is much cheaper and nicer than the packaged shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Yeah, I tend to get my petrol from there anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Often london Petrol is cheap ashully
certainly better than rural petrol
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Or motorway

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I hope they don't, because I don't drive.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Buying a car at the moment (boring family Volvo estate)
Can't work out if diesel or petrol is best based on 10,000 miles a year. Diesel is more expensive than petrol, but provides better economy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This should help
www.which.co.uk/cars/driving/driver-tools/petrol-vs-diesel/petrol-and-diesel-fuel-costs/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Nice one. Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)
new diesel cars are no longer viable
I think the telegraph motoring section had something on this recently.

But generally 10k is not eniough miles to offset the purchase price
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)
diesels cost a cockload more to service
especially now they all have DPFs and EGR systems.

I'm learning the hard way.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)
You are a failure

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I hope George Osborne comes down like a tonne of bricks on bent spastics.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)
On himself you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)
SpacTax

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)
my gf went to a BP garage she'd never been to recently
and then got a letter from the police saying she'd stolen £7.52 worth of petrol.

We went jepic at them, they checked their CCTV and were suddenly very apologetic. Cunts.
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Is this some kind of Jedward thing?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)
it's probably just jean charles de menezes's brother

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Fuck even more news.
Bomb gone off in Paris, no one hurt.
GAME has suspended it's shares, saying they're worthless. Can't wait for the closing down sale.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)
GOD, ME NEITHER!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Out my way fatty i want a cheap copy of Sonic the hedgehog 7!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Showing your age there.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)
do they not still make Sonic games?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)
You'd be happier if you played games.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Somehow I think it will take more than a childs plaything to make Monty happy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Why do you think games are for children when the biggest selling games are rated over 18?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Because children like to think that they are grown ups

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)
What an incredibly grown up argument you make.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)
well it's got you stumped

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Ok to counter your argument that games are for kids
With industry surveys www.theesa.com/facts/pdfs/ESA_EF_2011.pdf which show the average age of a gamer to be 37 in the US.
Please back up your arguments with... anything.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)
Many Americans are a bit retarded so this doesn't really help your case.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)
I do so enjoy hearing what you "reckon"
are the levels of retardedness above or below the world average? What's the percentage of Americans that don't live up to your standards?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:59, Reply)
82%

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:01, Reply)
this is what my calculations worked it out to be

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Those people have the minds of children

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)
In Jars
for their limited sexual gratification
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)
I play Scrabble.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)
i play scrabble too
have you heard of that new one with the weird rules?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)
They made it much easier I think - allowing proper nouns.
Bloody rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)
yeah, i always win at scrabble cos of my great grasp of the english language

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)
'fucken - 85 points'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Druggled is 12 points with no double or triple scores.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)
thats not a real word, you lose

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)
I'm rubbish at scrabble

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I'm not great at it.
My godmother was the UK champion in the early 80s.

CHECK ME OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:06, Reply)
i'm seriously actually really good at it, no jokes
i dunno why, but when i haave time to sit down and think about it i'm good with words
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)
someone set up an online game so i can beat you all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Except they didn't...
They didn't change the rules to Scrabble at all. It was just a marketing thing for a new version called 'Scrabble Trickster' which came out last year. You buy the real version of Scrabble or play tournament or online and try to play a proper noun it won't count.

Another stunning win for marketing and PR over the journalistic values of every news outlet that reported it.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:06, Reply)
thats waht i meant by the new one with the weird rules

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)
yeah, sorry.
Can you help me down off this horse I got on? It seems a little high now.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)
only if you can spell onomatopoeia

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)
That sounds familiar.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
I got given that for my birthday.
It's really good.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)
more important than any of that, the new doctor who companion seems... inapropriate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)
She's attractive.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

too attractive
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)
For you maybe.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)
and most of us here
but i mean she doesn't have the usual girl next doorishness of the doctor's other female abductees
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Stick her in wales for a few months, she'll loose her looks.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)
ha!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Who is she?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17456505
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)
She looks like a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)
YEAH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This lass
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17456505
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)
Needs more red hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)
rusty roof stinky garage

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)
There is something fundmenatlly wrong with a bright orange minge

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Brazilians look wrong on a red head. Looks like someone has placed a fish finger there.
A "Hollywood" is preferable.

Mind you, I look at female genitalia rather differently having seen my daughter being born.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)
you sick sick man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Now he can only get a bone-on
if he draws a little face on his missus' leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)
ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)
hahahahahaahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)
catherine tate was a classic "girl next door beauty"
phwaor
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)
there were moments when i thought she looked alright
she's like a puffer fish, she looks completely different sometimes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)
She lives near me, I assure that IRL she is a munter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)
ok, so my point stands

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Only with lots of medication
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)
i mean cos gingerface could still be your neighbour
whereas the new girl is more like the really pretty one who hung around with the female bully who held you by the throat and made you hand over your lunch money and there was nothing you could do cos you can't hit girls.

and you couldn't help but get a boner cos the pretty one was there and it was sort of excitting and now the only way you can get it up is if an ugly girl is strangling you while your girlfriend watches, and that makes intimacy quite difficult

or something
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)
her face is very round

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)
looks angular and warty to me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)
HAHA I WAS LOOKING AT MY PENIS!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Someone has to.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)
my poor gf :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)
I wish they wouldn't brief every political annoucement to the papers before it's made
takes all the excitement out of it

/sad loser
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)
gOD MILIBAND IS A PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)
which one?
they're both pricks. like one of those double ended dildo things, but made of real prick.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)
David is less irritating than his adonoid-inflected-Ardman-animated-brother

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)
God Miliband?
Is he David and Ed's dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)
yes, yea he is, pray to him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Monty, do you know where your missus is today?
I think you should be concerned - www.b3ta.com/board/10723440
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)
HANDS OFF MY FACKIN' MISSUS YOU KHANT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I'm sick of them talking about hard pressed families.
Fuck the breeders.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Having a child boosts the economy more than it costs the economy
and should eb encouraged
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Old assumption is old
A child born today will be unemployed until 30 then buy their first house at 50.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Yours might

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)
only if they're congenitally stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)
see above
also if they live in some parochially backwater roundabout cursed dream cemetary
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Stupid gentials.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Or live in the South East.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)
I very much doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I may regret saying this in the future, but I haven't found having a child to be that expensive so far.
Private education on the other hand (if that is what we decided to do) would alter this considerably.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)
The only major expense has been nursery fees
nearly a grand a month. It would be cheaper for one of us to quit work and claim some tasty benefits but neither of us want to fuck our career in the refuse collection and fast food industries.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)
We are lucky enough as we don't have a mortgage my wife hasn't / isn't going back to work, so we don't have that cost.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Jesus Christ I have.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Most of that is legal fees though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)
True enough. Seven grand in six months, that was.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:07, Reply)
don't get angry just because you can't get it wet, chap.

also, you are aware that "breeder" in general slang has nothing to do with having children? It just means you're straight.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Old assumption is old

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)
sorry, what, how long have you been here?
There are jurassic fossils fresher than some of the memes on here.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I was boasting about having sex on /qotw.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)
hahahah, its funny because you are a actual RAPIST

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)
and he goes in dry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)
i don't know about you but he's raping me right now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)
me too, and i only popped out to buy some grapes :((((

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)
My favourite Miliband is Steve.
He's the joker in the family.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)
go and play your music in the sun Doxer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:32, Reply)
I will be smoking a joint at midnight.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Take the Money and Run and Fly Like an Eagle are two of the best songs EVEURRRRE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)
OMG ITS STARTED!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Does this mean you'll be too busy to be wrong on the interent?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)
I'm never to busy to say things you don't understand online.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:36, Reply)
You're right of course i really have no idea why sweaty nerds
sit in dark rooms playing Minecraft
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:37, Reply)
hasn't the games industry recently taken over the film industry in terms of revenue?
i don't play games much, but these days cinema is so poor i'd much rather do something than watch a film
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)
The film industry is fucking lazy
sequels, prequels, re-makes and the conversion of books to films in lieu of actual creative development
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:42, Reply)
so you agree that games are better?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Nah, i don't really care either way
just winding Chompy up
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:48, Reply)
I'm so upset.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:50, Reply)
there there MK you'll get over it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:54, Reply)
omg awesome
www.theregister.co.uk/2012/03/21/flying_man/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)
looks fake

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:45, Reply)
That is fucking brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:46, Reply)
'the lying Dutchman'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Waah waah soldiers are soo brave... shut up

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Stoopid labour selling all the gold

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Northerners don't need trains.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)
what will they use all of their coal for?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Lunch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
It gives their bath a purpose

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)
I hope he doesn't piss about with tax relief on pension contributions.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)
It does need addressing though.
Top rate payers can afford to pay in more to their pensions. Realistically they should have their tax relief reduced.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:50, Reply)
I hope he does, it's a massive scam.
If you're saving more than £50,000 a year in a pension why should you get any help at all?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Fucking hell, agreeing with Chompoid.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)
If I am already paying a higher rate of income tax and NI contributions on all my earnings why should I be penalised for saving for my future because I earn more?
Already contributing more in reflection of a salary, which is fair enough, but why penalise people even more?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Rob from the rich to give to the rich

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
EARNING MONEY IS EVIL

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)
that would not be penalising you.
It would be fairer redistribution of government expenditure. You get double the extra payments to your pension than basic rate payers do, which is basic rate payers being penalised, not you.

Are you a Tory or something? You certainly are pompous enough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)
It's not being penalised, you're just not being helped.
If you want lower NI and income tax you need to cut the spending that to be honest, isn't necessary.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:00, Reply)
and unless you earn over 180K then it is not on all your earnings.
Idiot.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:01, Reply)
You have no idea what I earn.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:03, Reply)
and you seem to have no idea about how personal taxation works.
You only pay tax on all your earnings if you have lost your personal allowance. It is reduced by 50p for every pound you earn over 100 grand. So unless you earn substantially more than that, you don't pay tax on all your earnings.

What's the view likee from that high horse?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Oh, lovely, the 2 least argumentative people on /ot are squaring up.
you still sick Doze?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)
No, I'm having a poo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)
I'm in bed with my sister!!!111!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)
As I have said. You have no idea what I earn.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Strange that, you have the opportunity to put me in my place here.
But you haven't, so I must therefore assume that I was in fact correct.

Velly Velly solly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Do you really expect me to broadcast my income on here?
I am a cunt, but not a stupid cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
You fucking are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:20, Reply)
If I didn'y know how much you two love sucking eachother's dicks
this would look genuine.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Ballpark it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)
He has a fleet of Accords.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)
*parks balls*

Hey! Like the pink hairy sunglasses, Doze!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)
'A lot'
don't you know what an appalling lack of manners it demonstrates to ask someone outright how much they earn?
(berk, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)
yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Hey Berkles.
How's it gannin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Busy. Grumpy.
So same as usual, really. How about you? I spotted your post earlier re: kid. That sucks balls, I hope you get to see her soon.
(berk, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Thank you, my dear.
It's driving me fucking nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Not a fucking chance.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I bet you're saying goodbye to your Child benefit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Funny name for a child.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Never claimed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Doesn't it automatically get paid to Mrs Battered?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I think you have to claim it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
You do, yeah.
It's not an automatic benefit, you still have to fill in a form and provide proof of birth.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Not sure. I think that's only if she has submitted the forms for it, which I would have had to sign and I never have.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
My mistake - you do need to claim
She shouldn't need your signature though. Or is that a personal arrangement?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I think it is because we are married and benefits are based on total household income.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Child benefit isn't.
It is a universal benefit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Ah. I didn't know this. Not entitled to it anyway I think.
As the BBC website budget report says "The salary threshold at which child benefit stops being paid will be set at £50,000"
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)
It's stopped fully at £60k,
1% reduction per £100 over £50k
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
indeed.
Quite right too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I thought they'd changed it
so that you don't get it if one parent earned over £40k?
(berk, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
That was just the rumour
confirmation is it's £50k-£60k
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)
maybe you should
Seeing as how you suffer so much from paying tax on the entirety of your six figure salary, amirite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)
He might, you know
high flyer, our Battered.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:07, Reply)
The only 'high' thing about him.
I'M SAYING HE'S SHORT!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Aha. Aha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Haven't you got some more copies of the Big Issue to sell?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Unfortunately due to substance abuse issues I am not allowed to sell it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)
FUCKEN DRUGGLED PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)
*gazzes mods*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
That should be his sig.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I'm considering it.
But I'm also considering setting up a new a/c and starting afresh for security reasons. Just in case re employer, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Hi-larious Boyce.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:10, Reply)
I heard that you love being penalised.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:07, Reply)
*strikethrough* Al *end strikethrough*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Just tuned in
Something about KEEPING WALLACE & GROMIT BRITISH!!
What?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Tax credits on COMPUTER GAMES and animation

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Did you help to write this budget?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Oh noes
RAPE TAX!!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:01, Reply)
Quite the opposite:
new zero tax rating on balaclavas, gaffer tape, hammers and twine.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:03, Reply)
+ rohypnol available over the counter

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)
They're all bitching outside my office about ciggies going up
and how it won't stop people smoking. I am tempted to say bollocks. It may not make a smoker quit but it will make people think twice about starting. Oh and they just started going on about how they "didn't vote for no coalition government" I wouldn't mind but the main instigator is in his 30s and lives with his parents
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I read that up to 40% of cigarettes sold in London
are either illegally imported or counterfeit.

Good work, 'putting loads of tax on fags' policy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I buy cigs for £4.50 a pack from a shop on the Kilburn High Rd.
Cheap cigs, but risky given I have to put on a stab vest to walk there and back.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Double the risk, double the fun.
I *loathe* KHR
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)
It is the armpit of, well, everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
It's a load of bollocks.
20 Lucky Strike are bang on £7 which is a nice round number, I'm going to be extremely fucked off if they're something like £7.42 or whatever by tomorrow. I hate change.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Haha I love your outlook on life, Baz.
"Ugh, £7.42 is such an unattractive number!"
I'm sure you could arrange with your local shopkeeper to charge you £8.00 a pack.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I'm very OCD about this sort of thing.
Everything has to be in straight lines and round numbers. I don't keep anything other than £1, £2 and 50p coins in my pocket. The thought of anything else makes me feel ill.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Loose change will ruin the line of your trousers
You should stick to banknotes
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Throw the change down the drain.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)

down the drain in Monty's direction.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
That'll be the same thing in a couple of months.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
My prediction of a reduction from 50% to 45% on the highest earnings level was correct.
I should be an economist.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
It's been leaked 100000 times.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
That I should be an economist?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Bit like Scarpe's trousers in 'the booze years'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Ah! This reminds me.
I meant to stay the fuck away from B3ta on budget day.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Apparently the French gunman has just been arrested.
I'll consult Sickipedia for an informed response.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Just nod or shake your head if you want to punch Danny Alexander's stupid face.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I'm in no way a violent man
But I might make an exception for him.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I didn't know who he was till i Wikied him.
He does look a bit of a cock.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 13:50, Reply)

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