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Oh dear. Someone's just emailed me about an "Information Gatheremce" course :/How's your day going, you lovely people?
alt: what's the worst that could happen, ever?
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Everyone can have a beerKenny is paying
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:17,
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Cheers Ken, make mine a pint glass with 2 shots of vodka, a can of red bull then top up 50/50 with orange and cranberry (note "Orange" and "cranberry" not "Orange and cranberry").and some wassabi peanuts too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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Do you really want to ask that alt?Only I'm thinking someone round here will really want to post something about personal tragedy in a way that specifically references yours.
Not that I would do that of course, that would be rude, I don't even know you.
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Really? What, today of all days?Well doesn't that just put the ink in coinkydink!
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What a coincidence (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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So am I(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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S'alright I think he's gone now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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No I'm still hereI was just hiding while everyone was at the bar.
Downside to that is that I haven't got a beer now :/
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Just nick someone else's while they're dancing.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:37,
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What happened?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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He murdered his girlfriend then married her best friend the day after the funeral or summat.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:27,
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I thought he married a kitten. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:29,
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Get it right, fuckers.Fuck sake... I actually meant to say I married a bukkake, butOHFUCKITNEVERMIND
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Everybody else was throwing confettiYOU HAD TO GO TOO FAR
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:20,
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Why would anyone murder their own girlfriend? Surely you wouldn't key your own car.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:29,
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No-one would do that to me...(Not coz I'm important or anything, people just seem to like me for some reason)
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Never mind that shitThis guy at work spends all day looking at Japanese piss porn and still has a job. His boss knows and does nothing. How shit is that
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Peej, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:16,
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He must have something on the boss...Perhaps a big steamy piss, on a Sunday?
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I'd just like to point out......that I'm extremely proud of the above post, and I think it should have received more recognition :(
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I like English bitter.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:20,
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One of the lads in work just emailed the whole office asking if someone was free at lunchtime to play "fotoball"The mong
My day is good
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Becoming allergic to beer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:17,
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Alright, bloke.What you doing over here, then? You roughing it?
Alt: nuclear holocaust. Or reaching peak oil and having to live without electricity and cars.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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There's a new JJ Abram shit ting on SkyAtlantic about that soon. *apocalypselols*
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I know.It's got that girl out of Lost/Flashforward in it.
I am SO watching it. I'm such a JJ fangirl, it's tragic.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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I'm one episode in to the second half of Person of Interestand I've been reminded how annoying Jim Cavaziel's stupid whispery voice is.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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I know rite.Still I like it when he shoots a bunch of people in the knees and just walks off.
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I like it when Michael Emerson looks weird and weaselly.Or when the fat cop looks shifty and sweaty.
Or when the black cop looks annoyed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:30,
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On man I LOVE that song!'Oh I'm trapped, baby, like a maaninacage....'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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Can somebody quickly tell me, in rough termswhy, if oil prices have been relatively stable since the end of 2008, why petrol prices are still going up?
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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as far as I understand, It's a percentage thing, so the majority of the price is tax and duty, so a very small increase of 10p in crude oil price means actually a whole lot more at the end of a hose when everyone's lumped their whatever percent on top.
Or not that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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This is probably what various answers will boil down to, yes.(
Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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I swear I'd vote into power whoever admitted that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:29,
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Because petrol prices aren't affected so much by oil prices, but they are affected hideously by duty levels.And the government realised that we're the sort of daft twats that will keep paying high levels of duty without doing anything about it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:25,
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It has, but only a penny here, two pennies there.Not by the 60p that petrol has climbed since 2008/2009.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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Has since 2008 I'm surePlus VAT is charged on the whole lot so any increase is multiplied, a tax on a tax.
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We should have more fuel protestslike back in the day.
Remember how bad it was when fuel hit one pound a litre?
Fuck's sake.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:29,
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I want a 90 inch super HD LED TVbut I can't afford it, however I don't moan about it.
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I do have to drive and I can't really afford that either.Mostly because I'm paying nearly twice the amount at the pumps than I was five years ago, for no discernable reason.
We're not at peak oil, there is no shortage, the price per barrel is low and duty hasn't really increased enough to justify the price per litre on its own.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:38,
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I have a tinfoil hat friends who says we are at peak oil.Then again, he says some other really weird shit, so I tend to ignore him...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:40,
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Depends on your source.Peak oil is predicted somewhere between now and 2020.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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The fuel protests were when it went over 80pYou'd kill your mother to get hold of fuel that price now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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My last car ran on LPG, it was brilliant filling up for less than £50 :)Sadly, it broke down and caught fire a couple of weeks ago (not because of the LPG, I hasten to add)
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When I first got mine in 2002a tankful of diesel was £35.
Golden days...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:47,
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I was working in London when I got my first car......and I used to fill up at an Esso station near Stratford, because it was only 59.9p per litre
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Because oil prices have very little bearing on what's actually paid for oilas far as I can see.
Also, because we have to pay for the Meerkans being fucktards over Deepwater Horizon somehow.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:32,
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Do you reckon that's got something to do with it?Or are you just being facetious?
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:34,
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what, the oil prices thing?I though all the oil companies did this shit through futures trading or sutin. I dunno.
Companies paying massive fines has a fair bit to do with it, aye
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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Comodities traders all bet the price will go up.that makes the price go up.
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Do companies not enter into contracts to buy oil at this higher price some time in the future, too?Or do I imagine this kind of shit?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:42,
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Well the commodity traders buy all oil production from 2015-2020 from one oil fieldthen split it up and sell it on for a profit, thats bought by hedge funds etc, they mix and match and sell it on for a profit, then other people do it again. By the time it's actually sold to the refiners a dozen people/entities have taken a cut.
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Same with coffee/ores/corn anything that gets shipped around to be honest.Middlemen are the problem.
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To my incredibly uninformed mindit seems that we must have the same conditions for natural, renewable energy production in Scotland that they have in Norway, so surely we could wean ourselves off fossil fuels in a matter of decades?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:34,
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You can't run a car off wave powerand don't give me that shit about electric cars. They're for girls and gays. I need throbbing pistons under my bonnet. I'm not gay I swear.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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I didn't necessarily mean carsbut if we ran our mains electricity from natural sources, there'd be more fuel around for petrol.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:37,
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But we do run them on oil, though?Oil that could be used to make more (and therefore cheaper) petrol, if the power stations ran on something else.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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If we stopped being cunts about nuclear power everything would be fine.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:44,
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I'd welcome nuclear power.It's easily the best solution, but people are so fucking paranoid over it.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:47,
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I think they should just nationalise Nuclear power.Run it as a non profit making out of the dept of energy and sell the electricity off to the private sector.
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In both your cases? Do you really want to know?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:49,
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You can run it off hydrogen.Which you can get from electrolysing water.
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If you need one teaspoon of hydrogen a year.Which is a little low for our requirments.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:42,
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We don't have anything like the hydro capacityAnd most green energy in Norway is hydro.
Plus, we're obsessed by wind and wave/tidal power. Which is, to use a scientific term, "fucking shit"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:39,
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Well, if you can withstand the horrific internet bullyingyou're always welcome.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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I don't get bullied, people are always kind to me.One of the QotWers even gazzed me to apologise once...
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People are welly focking staped. My day is slow but I am going to a posh restaurant tonight because that's how I roll.
Alt: My employer has just removed Facebook from the banned site list. Dumbasses.
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jesuswww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21756567
the only thing that makes this news is that people are surprised by it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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In other news, bears &c....Fife Council tried that a few years ago. My tenant pocketed the cash and fucked off. I was as surprised as anything.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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it's just ridiculousyou've got no money, here, have some cash, and then carefully give it to your landlord...
it doesn't even make sense. it's not going teach anyone about money management if you are giving them the money in the first place.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:25,
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I hate to sound like a cunt, and this is with personal experiance rather than peer reviewed papers.... but if they were able to manage their money, they probably wouldn't be on benefits in the first place.Oh god, that's ufll on Daily Mail there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:55,
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I'll guardien it up a bit....More like, as they have such a pittance, they'd spend the money on food'n'shit instead of a landlord who can't chuck 'em out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:55,
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Best van sticker ever!!!www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=383120655129059&set=a.366943080080150.85883.350616898379435&type=1&ref=nf
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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Try this sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/406383_383120655129059_511553085_n.jpg
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I think it's in bad taste. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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you would. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:30,
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you're all so judgmental on herethis forum is full of bigots
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:47,
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yeah yeah, save it for the cross burning, adolf(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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having a good day thanks Kenny. Morning spent with the big boss was a bit tense, but ok really.
Now I'm having a couple if pints before I take the dogs out.
Alt: My mouth could close up, and my eyes could stop working, and I'd just be left, listening.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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Yes, I have a lot of days when I envy the deafI'm making a chocolate tart today Windy. Want a bit?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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I would drive down Thursday on my day off, But my car is in bits.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:37,
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I have an image of an overly emotional Morris MinorWith it's friend (a VW Beetle) comforting it, saying things like "He doesn't deserve you", that sort of thing.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:41,
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like that, but rustier and greasier. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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Not bad, really. Just waiting for it to be over so that I can get angry at Max Payne 3 again with a beer at my elbow.
Alt: locked in syndrome is, I think, possibly the worst thing that can happen to anybody, ever.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:25,
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we have similar alts. Wanna cyber?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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I can't wait. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:28,
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I think we'd be pretty shit detectives."quick, there's been a murder"
"hold on, I've got 47 commerical tenants to threaten and your research grant report needs writing"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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as well as all the scientific and legalistic cybering that would slow us downno, badger, that is not the statutory definition of a clunge. see section 1 of the oral pleasure act 1969.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:38,
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I prefered the oral pleasure act 1968. Bloody government, always changing legislation.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:40,
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haha a 68haven't heard that since my first boyfriend, army boy. i wonder where he is now.
dead hopefully.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:42,
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Boringly. alt: too dreadful to even think about, let alone type.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:30,
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What's so hard about typing"Monty and Stunned Eiffel towering my wife while Bartleby babysits my child"?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:32,
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What the actual fuck is "eiffel towering" ?does it involve Meccano?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:37,
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I'm guessing some kind of standing DP, or something similarly athletic.(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)
standing up - the very definition of athletic prowess.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:41,
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I'm not sure, right, but are you saying that Battered's wife is a bifter?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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WHAT ABOUT 21?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:41,
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Yeah, that would be two hours without your heart beating O_oThat would take some beating...
sorry
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Alt: The gush.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:41,
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*shudder *(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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He was just twenty kilos when he died. That is maybe about as big as two or three squirrels. And when they cremated him, they couldn't burn his testicles.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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don't ask, you don't want to see it. It still makes me feel funny thinking about it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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I've seen the Gush close up, and it's not pretty. A guy just gets locked into an ejaculation that doesn't stop until he's dead
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:47,
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It goes red, and then it turns black, and that's when you'd better watch that you're not piling the pearls into Saint Peter's dress! No, but it is not funny at all. In the reality perception it is tragic, and that is where it is. That's why I am doing only soft cock porn now. These scenes where you just push it in with your thumb, or a winklepokel, and it is flaccid.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:49,
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It's not much fun, soft cock. It is like trying to tighten up a screw with a maggot. And keeping the lob in a sexy twat... that is very tricky. But I guess in the end, it is beating squirting up your squid to death, yesh?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:51,
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Exactly how 'close up'?This bears investigating.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:50,
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I threw ice on his balls... tried to destimulate him with a dog carcass. But he just kept popping the protein.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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He was just twenty kilos when he died. That is maybe about as big as two or three squirrels. And when they cremated him, they couldn't burn his testicles.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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Indeed.You can eat all day and all night, but you can't keep up when you're shooting the moisturiser like a fucked up oilrig.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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Badger threw ice on his balls... tried to destimulate him with a dog carcass. But he just kept popping the protein. (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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*thunderous fives*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:55,
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Raging Speedhorn were pretty fucking awful.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:47,
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My day's going ok, thanksWork is being a pain in the arse, but I'm half way through making a lovely chocolate tart, so y'know...every cloud.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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Bath water up the fanny anyone?www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1704952-To-ask-is-there-any-way-to-stop-this-TMI
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:49,
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Oh my...That Russian bird with the weightlifting fanny is something else though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:51,
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My eyes!My beautiful eyes!
Someone pass the mindbleach.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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HahahaConclusive proof right here. Men are the superior gender.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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Sweet fairy JesusI didn't need that at ALL.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:54,
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Oh come on, use your imagination.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:56,
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Can those of you with experience give me some tips for avoiding this phenomena at a water park? About 20 mins after getting off one ride, I can be standing in line for the next one, when I feel a relentless trickly running down my legs. I can't exactly get to the end of a ride and then do a squat, whoosh thing before stepping out, right in front of the viewing platforms.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:57,
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I have tears. Not had tears of laughter for years.I am getting some very strange looks from the poles.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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Well I must say, I've never heard a woman complain about this beforeIs this a thing that happens? Or rather, is it actually a problem?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:57,
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They don't talk about it to men, I reckonnobody wants us to know about the whole flappy windsock post birth thing until it's too late to make a clean getaway.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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Mrs Hats has been extremely vocal about what having two children has done to her bodyand she has never mentioned this.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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Mrs Hats must be pretty young, right?She's probably more elastic than the sort of saggy forty somethings at mumsnet.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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This is the most complimentary thing anyone has ever said about my wifeSpeaking of which, Imma ask her.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:06,
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Perhaps she has avoided hooverfanny, then.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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If she can sit on a bar stool without sliding down it, she's probably okay.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:07,
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Are you saying mumsnet are LIARS?Jesus fuck, Twosie, they'll have your fucking balls. You'll be strung up by the scrotum in a heartbeat.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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You know 'the trickle' after you've done the shake and then put away?Imagine that, but more of a gush, and anything up to twenty minutes after exiting the loo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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Wait.... You've experienced this?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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No, I fucking haven't.However, I have a brain, and an imagination.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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Hey, I understand HOW it could happenI just find it strange that I've gone 36 years without EVER hearing a woman talk about this.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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I've never heard a woman talking about it either.This could be because I don't have many female friends (at least, not ones with babies), or because despite what you may believe, we don't spend all out time together comparing stories about twats.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:07,
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why tell stories when you can roll back and flash the gash?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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I've spoken about vaginas, at length, with several women in my timeAnd it's never come up. Far more disgusting things have though...which is why I find this odd.
What I'm saying is, I think it's not really a big deal, and this girl had gotten a bee in her bonnet. So to speak.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:09,
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I bet something else came up, though.Eh? Eh?
*nudges*
*winks*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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Don't be silly. B3th doesn't bathe.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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sponge bath innitwell it'd more of a janitors mop, but you know
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:06,
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I'm being forcibly and repeatedly reminded of a sea-cave in a storm.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:02,
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Yeah right!This is all very odd. What about when women go swimming? This doesn't sit right with me.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:03,
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Do you ever do that form of swimming when you lie on your back and swim feet-first? I bet they don't do that.Drag, see?
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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I can't do any swimming on my back.Couple of reasons...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:09,
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unless your chebs are made of something really oddshouldn't they make it harder to swim on your front?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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i think they slide around the slides then sink(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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I can't really swim that well anyway, tbh.But the flotation devices do make it a bit more difficult.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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Women are weirdI've said it before and I'll say it again; the second they stop looking and feeling the way they do, I'm going gay.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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Every day.Every single day, I find another new reason to NEVER have children.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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Everyday i find another reason why i love having a child :p(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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It must be helpful being able to use your wifeto skim the algae off the pool.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:09,
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I don't get this soz you wasted your wit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:11,
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Every time a woman in my office walks past I am automatically picturing them with water running down their legs.
This is not good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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In most workplaces they call that 'a sink'.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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And what are the voices telling you to do?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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I'm too busy trying not to laugh to listen to them.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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Yeah, that's why you love 'em, you slag.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:16,
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They're probably easier to housetrain than you, though.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:18,
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