Did you hear about...
the thalidomide porn star?



He had an arm like babies cock.
(Gomi No Sensei, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 11:30, Reply)

Why did the little girl fall off the roundabout?
Cos she had two Jeremy beadle hands

What did Hitler say to Jimmy the Jew?
Honk on my sausage role you sexy cum guzzler

Why did the baby cry?
Cos I shat on it's mother

What did the Robot do to Noel Edmunds?
Put a blob on and screamed experminate

What happened to Tina Turner?
I shoved Chris Evans up her brown star
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 11:30, Reply)

what's worse than Seeing people using joke formats to make complaints about seeing the same complaint of seeing the same jokes over and over over and over?
Your mum.

With whom I had sex, by the way.
(spazdor, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 11:22, Reply)

God almighty
Q: Who's smoked more poles than your mum?

A: Himmler.
(spazdor, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 11:20, Reply)

how do you stop a black man jumping on the bed?
put velcro on the ceiling
(captain barnacle, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 10:55, Reply)

one for the aussies (im so sorry )
Q: How do you know if an abo has been in your house?
A: Your dog's pregnant and your thongs are gone.

Q: What do you call an abo in an orange mini?
A: Jaffa
(uptonogood, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 10:51, Reply)

I'm undoubtedly Trenting, but...
There's 3 pregnant women sat in a doctors waiting room waiting for their pre-natal classess (or whatever the fuck they're called), and they're each doing some knitting for their respective babies.

One woman stops, put's down her knitting, takes a pill, and carries on. The other two look at her and say "what was that you've just taken". "Calcium tablet", she says, "good for me, good for baby". Fair enough then.

The seond woman stops, puts down her knitting, takes a tablet, then carries on. "Multi-vitamin. Good for me, good for baby". Fair enough then.

Third woman: stops knitting, takes tablet, etc. "Thalidomide", she says, "I can't knit sleeves"
(MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 10:45, Reply)

Can't be arsed looking to see if this has already been posted...
Did you hear that Gary Glitter is to be playing the next Doctor Who?

His co-stars are K-9 and Toby-7

*Edit* dammit, there it is.
(sparrie2k, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 10:30, Reply)

How do you know when your sister is on her period?
your grandad's cock tastes funny.
(spiff, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 10:17, Reply)

One day...
a little boy runs up to his mother, saying "mummy, mummy! Why am I called Leaf?"
His Mother replies: "because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head".

The next day, his little sister runs up, saying "mummy, mummy! Why am I called Petal?"
Mother replies: "because when you were a baby, a petal fell on your head".

The next day, their little brother runs up, saying: "sgfkljds gflkfjd g 0fd0fdig-0gid gfdgfgfgfgfgf,,,,,.m mmmmagagggggggggggggg" *dribbles*.
Mother says: "shut up, Fridge".


moohahaha.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 9:30, Reply)

Did you hear about the Amish flu?
First you get a lttle horse...

then you get a little buggy.
( teknikl, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 9:17, Reply)

alls i got.
Q: what do you call a man with his arm up a horse's bum?

A: an amish mechanic.

note: definitely not the world's sickest joke, just involves horse anatomy. oh, well..
(harmless kitty, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 7:03, Reply)

*ahem*
What do you call a bunch of black guys in a barn?

Antique farm eqiupment

*flees*
(DeadCats, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 6:19, Reply)

Q: What's better than winning a medal at the special olympics?






A: Walking.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 6:16, Reply)

Clowns
Q. What's the hardest thing about fucking a 3-year-old?

A. Getting the blood out of the clown suit.

First post for God knows how long and its overriding theme is paedophilia. Nice.
( David Richardson, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 2:46, Reply)

Oldie but a goodie
Did you hear about the blind circumciser?

He got the sack.
(thisismyclone, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 2:35, Reply)

why did the Paki swap his wife for a toilet?
cus the toilet had a smaller hole and it smelt better
( acab, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 1:17, Reply)

a bad one
george best walks into a bar and ask the barman for a whisky. the barman say sorry sir we don't serve spirits

/coat
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 1:16, Reply)

Whats worse than seeing the same complaint of seeing the same jokes over and over over and over.
Seeing people using joke formats to make complaints about seeing the same complaint of seeing the same jokes over and over over and over.

Christ
( Box of Rabbits, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 0:29, Reply)

What's worse than seeing the same joke printed over and over?
Seeing the same complaint of seeing the same jokes over and over over and over.

Shish.
(iwantacone, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 0:27, Reply)

Not sick at all actually
Q Why couldn't the cat drink its milk?
A It had no face

Q Why did the plane crash?
A The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A His dad threw a fridge at him

Q Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A He had no arms

Q Why are all the "jokes" in this QOTW the same?
A Because people are too lazy to write their own
(DarthDonsbal, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 0:26, Reply)

I'm not very good at this lark.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Alive!
(iwantacone, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 0:26, Reply)

What do you call...
...a black gay Jewish Ethiopian thalidomide pedophile racist midget leper who eats babies and fucks dead squirrels?

Fucked if I know, but the answer has probably been posted on here 50 times already.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 0:17, Reply)

Whats the difference between...
...a joke on page 43 of this QOTW and a joke on any other page of this QOTW?

Fuck all.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 0:12, Reply)

What do you call a leper in a box?
A jigsaw puzzle.
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 0:10, Reply)

What do you call a leper in a bath?
Porridge.
( moomin-papa ; folkin class., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 0:02, Reply)

What type of file
Makes a hole this big, ' . ' into a hole this big, ' O ' ?


A Paedo-file...
(mark schmark, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 0:00, Reply)

Encore?
What do you call a black man with white hair?

Guinness.

What do you call a black kid with a white turban?

Halfpint.
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 23:58, Reply)