aged 17 Back of my 25 year old Ford Anglia
not the roomiest of locations, and the audience of the farmer whos lane i parked in wasn't the best thing to look up to when just at your peak.
( Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 11:32, Reply)

With my girlfriend
sober, 18, all went well.

Still with her at 22...

... all goes very very well.
( TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Thu 3 Mar 2005, 11:29, Reply)

Anything but romantic!
All I can remember is the blood, I'm sure my mum can too from the state of the sheets I stuffed in the washing machine!!

This was about two weeks ago... Thankfully when we tried again we found it much more enjoyable without the blood!
( TN, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 11:25, Reply)

*sob*
i can still remember it, date and everything. here i am, a 17 year old, 3rd march 2005, having not had sex since losing the cherry on the fine date of 1st february 2004. it wasnt special at the time, her on top, me essentially doing fuck all (apart from the obvious thrust) out of nerves, no idea wot i was really doing and lack of confidence.
oh yeah, and i didnt cum so that was a bit of a kick in the arse seeing as i was gettin sore after about half an hour! (no1 has ever made me cum other than myself, doing woteva sexual act they feel will work, which is strange, the number of random flings ive had)
i just went round smug as ya like for a couple of weeks.
any advice to teenagers that still have their v plates in tact, don't lose it for the hell of it with someone your not with and who u dont even know that well. if u dont have the guarantee of getting any again, it just adds to the risk.
and after over a year, you WILL regret it, trust me!
(I R Tomsk pyromaniacs will only inflame the situation, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 11:22, Reply)

18....
...and within about an hour of being dropped off at University ;-)
(emma_fisi, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 11:21, Reply)

18.
After all the fucking around (Not literally, obviously) when I was fourteen and fifteen, I apparently decided to take a break for a few years.

Then I had sex, with my girlfriend, in my bed. Sober.

It went well.

Erm. That's it. Great, eh?

Ah, alright. When I was 14, 15... Something like that. I used to be a bit of a manslag. There was this particularly dodgy holiday involving about eight or nine girls, on and off. I was like a pig in shit, there.

So, last night or so I was there, there was this Welsh girl. She wasn't exactly small. Mercifully, I apparently blacked out before the deed could be done, and wandered off to find another of the girls I'd been 'friendly' with.

Woke up the next morning with the condom still on, thankfully unused.
( gone, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 11:07, Reply)

With a drunken lady at 18
We went back to her place, and she was more experienced than me, having had some sex! Me, being the sex god that I was, took off me trousers and me keks (leaving my socks and my trainers on) and lay back to let her hop on. She done that for a few seconds and I had always wanted a blowjob. So I demanded one, in a sexy suave way of course. "Gonna suck my..." She smiled, then proceed to head downstairs where I immediately spunked all over her face. She cried, I got my stuff and ran before her parents heard. Looking back, it was nothing more than funny. And distrubing. With a little embarresment.

I know someone that lost his virginity to a 38 year old, when he was SIXTEEN! Weirdo.
(stav999999, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 11:03, Reply)

Purple Vein, Puuurple Vein
19 years old, girl who I’ve been involved with a couple of times comes round to mine. We start drinking and chatting, we finish the whisky. I go to the off-license to buy some more. My mind starts whizzing, will I get some tonight? Well, considering that she is..umm… experienced, and let’s say slightly loose for lack of distasteful adjectives, I get to the conclusion that “Maybe perhaps I’ll get teh muff”. Should buy condoms, unfortunately they only have Playboy ones, which are damn expensive. Bugger that, I probably won’t get it anyway.
As she starts to fondle in my downstairs department I curse myself. After years of sexual education and adverts advising me to use condoms in such situations I decide to totally disregard this advice, figuring that it is merely a way for the Man to keep tight control over the population. Insert, thrust, repeat, only this action is stopped somewhere in the middle. So it’s more like Insert, thr…what the fukc?..Thru…no. Ahem. Doesn’t seem to work. On top of this I find myself thinking “What’s the next track on this album..Wha! What am I thinking? Let’s get this done!”. Unfortunately ‘this’ never is done. Half way through the stress kicks in, doubled by the excruciating pain my little man is subjected to.
Never heard it, never used it, but the inevitable “Shit, this never happened before” line pops out of my mouth, I guess that must be included in a strand of DNA or something.
When she leaves I go to the toilet and find that my ding dong must be like Global Hypercolors, for it is now bright purple. The next day at the doctor I learn I have burst a vein, and I need to get circumcised. Strangely enough, I had no problem wanking furiously before all this. Now I love teh secks thank you very much.

Girth, girth, girth
(sinboy, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 10:44, Reply)

deeply embarrasing moment
when i realised through my drunken haze i had lost my cherry to a real dirty fat arsed welsh hippacrocapig. This, in turn spurned me on to be a dirty tart and sleep with anybody else (and fast) to get rid of any traces....

I still have trouble remembering all that happened in one week when i was 18...
(fuztownsend, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 10:37, Reply)

16th birthday
blonde essex girl met in under 18 nightclub.
got her outside, threw snowball in her face dumb and dumber style, thought i was cool. it must have worked because she came back to mine. after watching so much porn i knew what i was doing what i wanted to do. got down to it. lasted about 4 mins, she bled all over my bed and was embarassed. i had lit a cigarette while she started handwashing my sheets. happy days.

i guess i should apologise for length, girth and forceful thrusting.
( MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Thu 3 Mar 2005, 10:34, Reply)

Ah, the heady days whenI was 18....
The then g/f and I both first timers, decided to look for a quiet spot where we wouldn't get interrupted. Drove around looking at parking spots in the country, tried a mate's house -git wouldn't let us alone, then toddled back to my parents' house and shagged in my room. Wasted 2 hours looking for a spot to shag only to get to the starting place!
(CdrVimes, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 10:28, Reply)

Do You Need a Diagram?
Not what you first think peeps honest.

19yo, away from my beloved Edinburgh in a dark and dingy place called Walsall. Was working for a company down there and all the boys decided we'd go for a few bevvies. Got in tow with this gorgeous (and I mean stunning!) woman. Was stayin in a Holiday Inn/Travel Lodge type place. After the initial meet, we decided to meet the next night. She asked to come back to mine (I'm not Mr Travel Lodge but ok). Thing was I was sharing with another bloke. Gets to reception (had already been there a week). "Em, can I have a room for the night pls?" with said hunny behind me. Bloke behind the reception says "But you already have a room". Please see subject for my next sentence!
The actual act was phenomemal! She was 31, and an aerobics instructor!!! God I got my education on that trip!!! Weirdly, she claimed her ex was one of the guitarists from strange 80's band King? If you're out there and reading this Jane Owen, then I have alot to thank you for!!

No apologies for length or girth cause she luvved it!!!
(McPhisto, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 10:22, Reply)

My bedroom, after a long time on the sauce
Mates girlfriend, too drunk to really do anything, fell asleep mid-thrust (does that count? I'm counting it!). She was so drunk she couldn't remember it in the morning (she threw herself at me!). Still, she went out with me :)

And broke* my heart *sniff*

Boyfriend still doesn't know, but I think he kind of guessed when he went on holiday and came back to find her sitting on my knee in the pub and was informed that we were going out.... ouch!

oh...nineteen.

The shame.

*ripped out, spat on, trampled on e.t.c.

Edit: this story reflects very badly on me in so many ways but you'll just have to take my word for it that I was** the good guy in it all.


**insist I am
(chocolatepossum, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 10:21, Reply)

T'was terrible
Was 14, and the 16 year old big fat local slapper (she was monsterous) we were babysitting with (somewhere to drink) fed me shitloads of cherry brandy, dragged me upstairs and took advantage of me for an hour or so.

I can only barely remember it, and the flashes I do are enough to make the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. I'm 31 now. Brrrrrr.
(Pandaemonium, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 10:16, Reply)

Bye, bi
age: 18.
Wake up.
Sore arse.
Yukky tasting mouth.
Big fat hairy snoring male in my bed.
Decide I prefer girls.
(mudskipper, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 10:01, Reply)

Windsor Great Park
On a bench made of a log...severe risk of splinters in the arse i think i should have used more protection, say a tray to sit on.... the rustling in the bushes kinda put me off though..kept expecting mad knife wielding maniac to leap out
17 at the time
edit: had to use the "i just got excited because i fancy you so much" line to cover speed of experience
( I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 9:59, Reply)

to quote from Kevin 'bloody' Wilson's 'Kevs Lement'

I wanted you to hold me dick
You wanted to hold me hand
And when I accidentally brushed your tit
I just blew it and come in me pants

Tryin' me best to unzip your dress
And unhook your bra with one hand
And just when I thought I was doin' all right
I come in me pants again


And it was over ...
Before it began'

thats all I'll say on the subject
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 9:57, Reply)

She called down to find out what I'd done to get her best friends sister so upset*
I told her, she was obviously impressed, bada-boom, bada-bing

*this was nearly ten years ago, and she's still not speaking to me
actually, it'll be the tenth anniversary next week, I shall have to send her a card......
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 9:51, Reply)

n...n...n...n...n...n...nineteen
was my age. in a high rise student hall. to a gorgeous blonde girl. came really quickly, told her "i hadn't had sex in ages" to cover up the fact i came so quickly and that i was in fact a virgin. i still speak to her and no-one knows she took my cherry, even her!
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 9:46, Reply)

Motel Six Sex
17, rented a motel room down the street with my at-the-time boyfriend. Spent every night of the valentine's day weekend going like rabbits, then snuck back home each morning. Almost missed Sunday mass, too.
(kitsune, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 9:33, Reply)

Why do people never lose their virginity on even numbers.
Except me. 16 Years old on the floor of my bedroom with my girlfriend whilst I was mean't to be baby sitting my sister.

Did try a few weeks earlier but for some reason my mother knocking on my bedroom door and shouting in a cut-glass English accent "Now dears, you will take precautions won't you. Can't make me a grandmother yet now can we" kind of spoiled the moment.
( Spackweasel - because weasels get Downs Syndrome too, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 9:28, Reply)

In a tent. In France.
She was a virgin too. Bitch bled all over my sleeping bag and bed.
One of the most disappointing experiences ever.

Edit: I was 19. Even more disappointing...
(Tibbins, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 9:28, Reply)

I was 37
when I lost mine..... you should have seen the look on my mums face..... SHE LOVED IT!
( busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 9:20, Reply)

I was 17
my mum was away on some conference thingy for work, so I invited my then boyfriend over to "hang out"....it was an experience I'd like to forget....lets just say that he "lost it" half way through....I was talking to a couple of my friends about it (we're all pretty open about this kinda stuff) and someone spread it around college....I then had people I'd never met before asking me about it and then laughing at me for "scaring him away"....nice!! Suffice to say our "relationship" (all 3weeks of it) didnt last too long!!

But hey, I suppose the moral of all this is "practice makes perfect".....for those wondering....Ive never had a problem with a guy "going soft on me" since.....so it wasnt cos Im hidiously unattractive or anything!!

(sorry for length - got a bit carried away)
(helish, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 9:18, Reply)

15 years old
on his mam's bed... 8 months later and we're still at it :D (on his own bed of course)
( Kittenpants, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 9:12, Reply)

I was crap
Took all day, trying over and ovewr to maintain a hard on and then ended up at 4 in the morning on Bideford quay.

Only good thing to come (sic) out of it was that we had to get the morning after pill from Barmstaple Health Centre the next day and I got to see the immortal sign:

"
Family Planning
Please use rear entrance
"

I'd apologise for length, but we've already made it clear that there wasn't any on that night.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 9:01, Reply)

Decided to do it in the local park after lock-up
In the early stages of friskiness and moderate state of undress I looked over her shoulder to find a dog sniffing her arse.
(Papagato RackSpanner, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 9:00, Reply)

17 - didn't last very long.
Was going to go for a second go, but a mate came round so I went to the pub instead.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:55, Reply)

i was
17 years old, and with a lovely lady that was keen on me and got my number from a mate. we were together in the city and we decided to head off to southbank gardens where we proceeded to get steamy so we went into the open to cool off. we ended getting starkers in the middle of this open field, going at it, while tourists and onlookers stared and took photos.
( Ska King Cody, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:47, Reply)