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What's your worst record ever? And why? Most amusing reasons and tracks will be played on Friday's B3ta Radio Show.

(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:26)
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The Connells : '74-75'
It reminds me of parties where your' parents are the only ones dancing.
*hides head in hands*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:37, Reply)
Went round to mates+he's playing the first Blazing Squad album=
GET ME HOME GET ME HOME NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

ooh, an i like this button. i feel powerful.

ps the spoon gets a a like this purely because he is called spoon; spoons rule.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:36, Reply)
I saw "Star Trekkin'"
in a charity shop a couple of years ago. Obviously I bought it.
I regret nothiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggg!!!!!!!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:36, Reply)
i bought that 'one week' single by
the bare naked. i don't know what the fuck i was on.
when i realised my mistake i burnt the cd in the oven. it smelt really bad.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:36, Reply)
La Det Svinge
Translated from the Swedish it means 'Let it Swing'. Was a eurovision entry by the Bobby Socks.

La det svinge and la det rock & roll, la det svinge and ladet music take control...oh eh oh...La det svinge and la det rock &, svinge and la det rock &, svinge and la det rock & roll.

Priceless!

I won it in a raffle - honest.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:35, Reply)
Terence Trent D'arby - Sign Your Name
It was in the charts when a girl I loathed gave me a valentines present - A little No.1 trophy which appeared to be made of used chewing-gum.
Thinking back, it was probably made of fimo.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:35, Reply)
It's got to be . . .
All Night Long by the Mary Jane Girls . .

Reason: Aged 15, a group of us decided to go camping, the camp site was next door to the local Butlins so we'd get pissed on cheap cider from the camp shop and jump over the fence to use their amusement arcade . .

One night I had a little too much and was left to lay outside on a bench (puking my guts out) where I was mugged by a group of small children who managed to steal the last of my money (including my coach fare home) . . the only part of this that I really remember was the bloody Mary Jane Girls playing in the background . .
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:35, Reply)
Anything by
Bananarama/The Spice girls (same thing really)
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:34, Reply)
Has to be...
"The very best of David Hasselhoff"...
pick a song, any song. honestly.

If any of these songs were out in 1939 - they would have stopped hitler straight. no questions asked.

The reviews can't be wrong...
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:34, Reply)
Middle of Nowhere
By Hanson. Gah. Several Take That and Boyzone ones. Spice Girls. I had awful taste as a pre-teenager.
Why? Er... self-explanatory, surely?

Edit: I have Spaceman by Babylon Zoo, found it the other day... actually still quite like it... *slap*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:34, Reply)
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Poka Dot Bickini
by Timmy Mallet (etc.)


It was bought for me buy a "Freind"
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:33, Reply)
The First Time
by Robin Beck

Girl I fancied liked the tune, so I bought it, learnt it and sang it to her... oh to be 13 again!!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:33, Reply)
Hamster Dance
the CD.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:32, Reply)
For some reason
I had a penchant for Marky Mark back in the day, and my girlfriend was rather kind to me and bought the "Feel the Vibration" single for me. I played it over and over.

I'm sure it's destroyed now.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:32, Reply)
Vanilla Ice
ice baby...why is it bad....are you mad
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:32, Reply)
I'm ashamed to say it
but I bought "Stop the Cavalry" by somebody.

Sod it. No.
I'm NOT ashamed.
I just loves dat trumpet.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:32, Reply)
The first single I ever bought was Babylon Zoo -Spaceman.
It was only after I bought it I saw him on Top Of The Pops. It turned out he wore a skirt.

My family gave me funny looks.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:32, Reply)
worst record ever is fucking "hey baby" by dj otzi.
without a shadow of a doubt. Apart from the fact that it has the most puerile lyrics ever written outside of a playground, the fat, nazi-looking fucker actually stole the tune from something else!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:32, Reply)
400 metre run
3 hours, 36 mins.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:31, Reply)
I once owned something by Will Smith.
After having played it once and then suffered through my little brother squealing 'Bienvenido a Miami!' every single time we flew into Miami International (which we did a lot that year), I returned it.

The music was not missed.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:31, Reply)
i have a copy of lets knife by shonen knife which i bought from an oxfam shop
but when i got home its only had half of each of the cds in... i've still never heard a track off it
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:31, Reply)
When I was a girl, I was in love with Richard
Clayderman, my mum and dad bought it for me.

I was in an all girls boarding school at the time.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:31, Reply)
Urrrm
I ran a mile in about 4 days



/coat
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:31, Reply)
I have Middle of Nowhere
by Hanson.

*short drop; sharp snap.*
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:31, Reply)
Nice Weather For Ducks
Lemon Jelly
My Reason: Its shite, I dont know why it just is.
EDIT: Wooo 3rd post
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:31, Reply)
one of many...
although

Russ Abbott, Atmosphere does come close..
(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:30, Reply)
Um... if you mean worst record I've bought
... do you?

edit: meh, whatever, i'll do it anyway

I was eight, it was one of those cheesy novelty bands, don't remember their name.
Reason? I was 10, ish

and yes this probably is just a cheap excuse to get the first answer EVER

woo me i'm making some sort of insignificant milestone

(, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:30, Reply)

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