I would click this but don't want to risk spoiling the SSG-ness of it all(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:49,
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i had haggis for breakfast once(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:52,
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i don't think so, it's a scottish thing, they're all kinds of wrong(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:00,
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Had deep fried haggis from a chippy while stumbling about Whalley Bridge pissed. Was alright.(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)
Does anyone know when it's mongy's birthday?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:29,
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you need to take the 'n' from 'an' too(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:23,
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yes, fuck off(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:54,
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just stop it frank, we're all really concerned for you(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:22,
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i'm so tired of the "comedy" racism that everyone just puts up with(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:41,
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hopefully you'll decide this forum is no longer for you and you fuck off(
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:00,
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No idea i was going to make him a card as well but no one seems to be mentioning it.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:34,
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I had it once, couple of paracetamol, have an early night, back to work next day(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:52, archived)
yeah well at least I don't have a syphillitic hindu for a boyfriend(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:57, archived)
sympathy reply(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:49,
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never mind that have you heard about saywotwebsite.tumblr.com/(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:39,
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its big black cocks, shambles will love it, he loves teh cock(
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:35,
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you fucking racist cunt(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 0:43,
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He doesn't have a birthday.He is eternal. He exists outside your petty human concept of time and space.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:56,
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do smiths do a card for that?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:00,
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"Happy Aeonversary to my favourite Great Old One!"(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:05,
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well yeah, might want to hose it down before it goes in the house though(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
And now over to The Doveston, for a round up of today's sporting action.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:04,
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The Curling was good.But then it was shite at the same time.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:07,
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fuck off you're not the doveston(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:12,
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and how the fuck would you know missy?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:17,
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I like the doveston(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:22,
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aww shucks i like you too(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:27,
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I'm not a teenager(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:30,
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are you an old fat fuck?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:34,
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I am going to make you a birthday card right now(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:21,
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i hope i get your birthday card for my birthday, which is tomorrow (
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:24,
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well i really don't think that you should be pushing your luck to be honest with you(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:28,
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Fucksake, anyone would think you were turning 8.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:23,
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my daughter is 11 on saturday, my birthday is before hers, my birthday is tomorrow(
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:25,
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i hope i get some knickers for my birthday, which is tomorrow(
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:20,
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i hope i get to fuck a transvestite for my birthday, which is tomorrow(
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:23,
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i hope i get a faggot for my birthday, which is tomorrow(
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:27,
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can we use this thread to discuss how great it is that inflation is below 2%i had my doubts about osborne but he's really pulled through
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:06,
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I think it's the best news in years and is sure to put a smile on the face of all those who have lost everything they own to the rising water levels.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:08,
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I reckon a slightly higher rate of inflation might help Britain's struggling homeowners.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:14,
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personally I'd be targetting 4%, maybe even 5% in the short term,2% is woefully low in any circumstances, that they targetted that is unfathomable, and that it has dropped to 1.9% distinctly worrying, especially with Chinese economic indicators and the looming Australian housing bubble.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:34,
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why would higher inflation be any good?if stuff is cheaper, then i can afford more stuff
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:42,
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wages tend to increase along with inflation if the economy is healthy,so moderate inflation doesn't make anyone any worse off. It affects savings, but it also affects debts, it helps to pay off people's mortgages because it offsets the interest charged on them.
Inflation that is too low results in a sluggish economy, because people are not in a hurry to buy things before the price goes up.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:49,
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Just leaving this here:www.b3ta.com/talk/6576867
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:34,
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Shut up popular page.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:54,
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i've always said that the housing bubble is a myth, 2015 will be a good year for the economy(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:55,
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i've always said that the housing bubble is real, 2015 will be a bad year for the economy(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:55,
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The doveston has always said that the housing bubble is real, 2015 will be a bad year for the economy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:46,
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i dunno he seems to be in two minds about it all(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:47,
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he's only a boy, be more interested in world cup stickers in a few months(
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:54,
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Nah, he's always said that the housing bubble is a myth, 2015 will be a good year for the economy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:56,
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They'll ask you how you got heryou'll say 'I saved my money'
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:25,
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yeah, ima buy me some of that fancy perfume ive been hearing about (
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:38,
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You'll need a lot to mask the whiff of carp guts.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:45,
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mongers just doesnt think fish feel pain(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:50,
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nobody can prove they do, and nobody has mentioned it is my birthday tomorrow in this thread (
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:51,
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Niet.I emigrated, no flegs here unless they have maple leafs on them.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:24,
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Yes, New Zealand.Actually I'd fucking love to take a trip over there.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:35,
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So, this is /talkIs it full of quacking scopers as I've been led to believe?
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Go shit a cunt up your fuck, wanker./ac
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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hahaha "quacking scopers"classic Spamflannel_Tirade!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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You should try it sometimeIt's all about a GP obsessed with grammar, and murdering his elderly charges.
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can't believe you've never heard of dr lolshipmanedgy(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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no, get bent(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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whom led you to believe that? you are supposed to be brand new(
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:25,
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you'll fit right in(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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Think of it as checking out the neighbourhoodBefore I move in.
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fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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btw UK inflation has now actually gone below the Bank of England's target of 2%this might be a bad sign.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:01,
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now that inflation is below 2% the recession is firmly behind usfantastic news for all of us
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:03,
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we should all celebrate(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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absolute bullshit.the last time inflation was low, was DURING the "credit crunch", an economy actually requires a moderate level of inflation in order to function, and according to Keynes a higher rate of inflation might be desirable as it could reduce unemployment.
This crisis was never characterised by high levels of inflation anyway, in fact at one point in 2009 it even went negative.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:09,
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but unemployment is down anywayso you're obviously wrong
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:11,
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barely,and largely because of part-time work. It's still way above pre-crisis levels, it needs to drop a whole lot more before you could even look at the graph and confidently identify a downwards trend. It's got over a hump in late-2011 and that's about it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:14,
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look at this graph,www.multpl.com/uk-real-gdp-per-capita
We haven't gone ANYWHERE since the crisis.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:21,
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i just don't know why you're so negative, we're obviously on the road to recovery(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:22,
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I bet the Tories are planning to lose the next election,on the hope that the next crisis will happen shortly after Labour take over so they get the blame for it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:25,
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Yes, people are taking part-time work and jobs they're hopelessly overqualified for.So unemployment is (slightly) down from what it was a few years ago, but a lot of people are earning very little.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:28,
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typical, finally i have a shit load of money and interest rates are shit, i want 15‰(
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:23,
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money is the best thing to have if deflation happens, though,make sure you're not in any debt
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:24,
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money is an abstract conceptraw materials is where it's at
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:26,
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I'd rather hold an abstract concept whose value went up,than a concrete concept whose value went down.
Debt is also an abstract concept. But if the value of that goes up, you're in the shit.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:29,
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Debt is an abstract concept but sadly bailiffs definitely aren't.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:36,
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(It's funny because concrete is an example of a raw material.)(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:35,
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how on earth could i be in any debt, have you missed the last 8 months, im fucking minted(
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:29,
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well I dunno you could have a lot of cash and still have a mortgage(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:30,
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Give it a year and he'll have sniffed the lot.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:58,
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You have to post a wanky wank wank thread to get settled in.(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:58,
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I found a good book for Sebastian Dried on Excretawww.amazon.com/dp/B00II8I98G
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:00,
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frank's been working on "baboon wank story"chapter 1 - wank wank wanky wank etc
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:09,
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I hear it's a shoe-in for this year's Booker.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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I'm going to wait until it's serialised in the Sunday Telegraph(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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alright hozzer(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:05,
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morning you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 7:46,
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I asked God for icons but I don't suppose we'll get them(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 7:57,
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They'd make icons if one of the paedo comic cunts on /board had a birthday.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:33,
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I love it when someone from ages ago posts and everyone goes oh my god and then they never post again(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:35,
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yeah you've somewhat undermined my point by posting again(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:39,
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Please accept my sincerest apologies.I shall delete those posts forthwith.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:42,
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what a nice chap, it's a shame you never came back(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:46,
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Not bad, emigrated about a year agoTrying to get permanent residency in Canada.
40's not that bad- enjoy it. I was in Italy for mine and took a trip round Capri with a bunch of Aussie backpackers in bikinis (and my first wife- boo) while the skipper kept chucking me beers.
It was more fun when the Med got choppy and I ended up wearing some young bird's tits as earmuffs- fortunately we both saw the funny side.
Anyway, I'm out in the prairies now- which is very different from Essex- and have a new wife, three kids and a parrot.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:02,
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In a way, we're all imaginary parrots.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:40,
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Glad you've chained him up ... looks like a right fighty cunt.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:46,
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She is.She comes across as all lovely and sits on my shoulder, but she has pierced my ear a couple of times and also sunk her beak into my cheek.
Drawn blood from my fingers more times than I like to think, but it's really a matter of knowing how to handle her and see when she's in a bad mood.
You might like this photo of her.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:55,
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now a photo with today's newspaper pleasethat could be any parrot
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:57,
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I have nothing to prove.She's asleep at the moment as it's coming up to 03:00; I'll sort something out soon.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:00,
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im glad its all going peachy for you, essex is still here, shame(
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:35,
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I still have a house in ThurrockAs soon as I get permanent residency here I'll change that.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:46,
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living the dream, good carp fishing on the st lawrence river too(
mongychops, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:59,
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All trout and bass hereI'm over 2,000 miles west of the St Lawrence river.
Chinese New Year the other week- loads of carp around then in the supermarkets.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:03,
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fucking hell(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:24,
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Morning the love of my life(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:23,
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i'm looking forward to the film about frank sidebottom, you?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:23,
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i'm not into Star Trek soz(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:26,
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too many "different races", right?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:27,
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I don't like what you're insinuating here(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:31,
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what else don't you like, adolf?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:48,
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I'm a racist too, now, you knowwhich is worrying for my two mixed race children.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:04,
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we're all racist now,I blame Thatcher.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:10,
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the thing with racism is 99% of the time it's perfectly justified(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)
MGT smells of wee(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:23,
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yeah, he died penniless and mostly forgottennow michael fassbender is gonna play him in a film
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:43,
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this isn't really relevant to thread but could we all start calling 2 Can Chunder "2 Gran Bumder" instead, I'm feeling a little insecure and it'd be nice if you guys could all gang up on him and maybe bully him a bit pl0x kthxbai(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:40, archived)
we should call the doveston "the bestson"(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:43,
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we bullied him before and he left for a bit because he's a wuss(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:43,
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he looks up old ladies' bottoms all day, that's his job, that's what he does all day every day, he looks up old ladies' bottoms(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)
he spends his spare time wanking over the memory of looking up old ladies' bottoms(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:47,
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at least my name isn't wank, wank.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:12,
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no, it's 2 Gran Bumderbecause you look up granny bottoms all day
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no, I was in India where they don't have internet. It's nice to know you all missed me though.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:11,
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yeah yeah whatever you prissy faggot(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:18,
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shut up wank(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:10,
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alright toucancan we talk about polyps?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:20,
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what kind?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:20,
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colorectalpendunculated and sessile. Adenomas and hyperplastic.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:31,
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look, will you just fuck off/ac
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:32,
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i'll take you to see it for your birthday(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:43,
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it comes out before my birthday(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:45,
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well it would be difficult to take you to see it for your birthday if it wasn't out by then(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:49,
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yeah, but like so far before my birthday it probs won't be in cinemas for my birthday(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:05,
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oh dvd not good enough from your old pa any more?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:06,
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everyone's got blu ray now(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:18,
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I haven'tDVD solidarity right here
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:19,
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or a DVD player, except for the drives in the computers and the PS2I've never bought a DVD, although I own some that I've never watched. I used to watch videos years ago, when getting stoned slowed my brain and body down enough.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 23:58,
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what other pleasure has she ever had?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:39,
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Not really, Frank was great, but the director's a twat.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 23:09,
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terrible bullying of wank(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:17,
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I remember when SSG died and he came back to life just like Jesus(
fatpoof, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 20:32,
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he's like the barry cryer of this forum(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 21:05,
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how about we have a 'design a card for mongychops 40th birthday' challengeclosing day 19th, my birthday
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mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:15,
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2 days to relearn Tattyshop.I will have a go.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:26,
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this joke is funny because it implies that wank has anything more important to do than make birthday cards for lonely spastics(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:05,
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haha is wank the "bliar" for frank? i love it!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:06,
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Yeah, it's short for 'that wanker frank'(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 22:13,
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the next time you pretend to die of cancer im doing nothing(
mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:24,
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Post your address then we can stick them in the mail.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:56,
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Yeah I can't see any problem with mongy posting his full name and address on the internet.Bank details would be helpful too in case I wanted to give him some money for his birthday present.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:06,
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whoah no silly,that is incredibly dangerous, never post your bank details online unless it is for a trusted or verfied party, and even then use caution
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:08,
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i'm so well loved on this forum i cant see a problem, what are you saying about my forum chums(
mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:19,
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i just meamt the intermet in gemeral(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 19:29,
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I blame Norman Tebbit and Melanie Phillips.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 18:34,
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Chocolate and popcorn for lunch then an hour chucking sticks at swans.I totally win at responsible parenting.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:32,
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wow, you reproduced?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:35,
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Yeah but not sexually(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:39,
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somebody should alert the paedo finder general about this week's qotw(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:14,
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i've got to buy 120 quids worth of dominos thursday for my daughters birthday party, bollox am i cooking(
mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:43,
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lol 120 quid will buy you a lot of rectangular tiles with a line dividing their face into two square ends haha(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:45,
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this joke is funny because it suggests that the previous poster was buying actual dominos as opposed to Dominos pizzas(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)
Blimey, TWO pizzas?You spoil 'em, mongs.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:49,
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this joke is funny because it implies that Dominos pizzas cost sixty pounds each(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)
Just buy a massive sack of sweets and chocolates.They're going to run around until they puke anyway.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:28,
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no wait, I'd like to push a woodpecker through a woodchippera woodpeckerchipper, I might patent that
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this joke isn't funny(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:23,
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this joke is funny because I knew you were going to say that like 20 minutes ago(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
not on my watch(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:29,
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well that would be an unusual place to wear your watch haha(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:48,
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if your knickers are on your watch then you are either wearing your watch in the wrong place or your knickers in the wrong placehaha get it?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:17,
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this place has become far too cruel(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:28,
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between the cruelty and the repetition i'm honestly thinking of leaving(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 16:36,
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try to grow up at some point, you lot act like stupid kids.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 17:13,
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Good AfternoonHow is everyone fairing today? Counting down the minutes to home time like me? God I hate my job.
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Are you having one of those dayswhen you just can't be arsed?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:04,
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That is exactly it.But the problem is that is most days for me. Time for job searching me thinks.
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yeahI heard his boss is a bit of a shitbag
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:11,
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So's mine, he's a right grammar Nazi.Always picking me up on my semicolon.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:19,
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[click]tell him not to be so anal
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:28,
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But I don't want to get sackedand up a bum.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:31,
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Have you considered that you can now go out and commit crimes without prison looking quite so bad?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:12,
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You could stand in the queue and knock out the guards with a crafty blast of gas.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:31,
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And come on, "semicolon" was inspired.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:11,
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sounds like you're in a bottomless pit of despair
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:07,
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Whoa man, don't be turning this into a pun thread.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:34,
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i'm not sure gavin and stacy was that good, dunno , never watched it(
mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:22,
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biggest port in the world back then(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 15:33,
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first day oof half term!What do you have planned today?
I am going to get a new phone, spend a £30 voucher at Marks and Spencers (probably on booze) and go and sign some paperwork in the HSBC for my PPI claim.
Anyone had much success with PPI at all?
Have a good day spastics
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:12,
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I could alway start a wankg wanky wank wank wank threadAnd we wonder why /talk is dying on its arse
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:22,
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you're just a student pretending to be a lecturer/teacher(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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i ain't pretending(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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haha I like it when one tries to talkand they're all "ner ner ner" and that
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:55,
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you should go on strikethey work you too hard
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:47,
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We got a fair chunk of cash back from the bank.It's gone now, like, but it was nice at the time.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 11:59,
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And I bet you spunked the lot on gin, you terrible old lush.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:05,
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getting excited right here(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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how exciting, fyi i will be 40, case u wanna work that in (
mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:17,
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nearly widdled myself, stupid button on the fly hole(
mongychops, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:07,
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i roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 7:55,
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Wu tang clan ain't nuthin to fuck with(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:04,
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morning the doveston(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:01,
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I'm a sew your ass hole closed and keep feeding you(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:06,
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no peanut butter, i really don't like peanut butter(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:27,
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Might go to the park and feed the ducks.But not the geese. Geese are cunts.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:07,
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If you're some sort of sorry tasteless prick, yeah.Otherwise a duck is an infinitely superior bird alive or dead.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 8:40,
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I ate duck two days running last week.It felt a bit like being a Roman emperor.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:37,
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When I'm down at the in-laws there's barely a day when I don't eat duck.I got so ducked out last summer that I ordered a salad at a restaurant - which is against my religion - and the fucker came with foie gras chucked on top.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:51,
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I'd like to nominate this as the smuggest post ever made on /talk, just sayin(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)
They're OK as long as they're battered, deep friedand served with a side of cheesy chips.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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yeah, feed 'em up real good(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:28,
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real tangles(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:29,
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like those wankers can do anything about anything(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 9:13,
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Its lefty's like you what had made britian full of islamofacsists and peadoqueers.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 22:58,
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i'm not racistsome of my favourite porn has got black people in it
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 23:01,
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hey I got trips twiceb3ta.com/talk/7715999
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i might have pizza for dinner(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 20:18,
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I made a roast chicken dinner and now I'm making some bread(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 20:27,
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its the yeast you could do haha(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 20:30,
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There's no ahahaha there's no wait for it wait for it ... there's no knead for that!(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 20:38,
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why are so many bread terms related to money?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 20:56,
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income=foodbasic food=bread. Maybe there's potato or rice currency slang elsewhere.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 21:12,
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oh "elsewhere", teeeny bit racist there mussolini(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 21:13,
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should expect a racist to think being a confirmed racist is gooddisgusting
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 21:35,
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At some point, your hope will become realityI hope you die in a fire, really really soon.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 20:55,
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Smash Monkey's enormous bloomers(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 16:22,
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knickery knickery knick knick knick(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 16:24,
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yesterday i didnt go to sheffield, but i may still go to sheffield if we beat sheffield(
mongychops, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 17:37,
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of course they aremy arse is huge
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:03,
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My baby brother's 40th in a few weeks.Cunt better make a cunt of himself.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:45,
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and not a single 'get fucked'a happier, more innocent time
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 16:03,
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please don't start with your fucking stupid shitposting, I'm not in the mood ok(, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 16:00, archived)
Christ, so you're 47 this year, is that right?Fuck me, that's well old.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 16:01,
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I have excellent teethand I can hold my wee and plops in
there's people 20 years younger than me who can't make that claim
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