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Can't believe I missed the monthly jmg thread.
Sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 10:26, archived)
^HA HA

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 10:57, archived)
^ WB

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:15, archived)

typical of the sandal wearing vegan eco fascist nutjobbs to use the current problems with flooding & high winds to push their own agenda , top scientists have again and again prooven climate change to nothing mroe than wild abtsract theory with no real evidence but these modern day communists have now got their tentacle's into the corridors of power,. getting the pm to listen to their wild idea's, and then you got your religous nuts going on about how this is mankinds punishment for are arrogants in treating the planet bad, all these loony's brainwashing the goverment an stopping them coming up with REAL solution their as bad as scientology cult ,this would of never happened under thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 10:57, archived)
Can't argue with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:04, archived)
Also ... off here on the real internet I try not to be too smug and pompous with people who can't express themselves in decent written English
But my five year old just wrote a story with the apostrophes all correctly placed in "it's" and "can't" so ... fuck'em. Illiterate dipshits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:09, archived)
All the best creative minds of our generation have dyslexia.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:17, archived)
Some pricks actually think it's a diagnosable condition
and retrospectively diagnose people like Einstein and Galileo. These people are why the USA will soon cease to exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:28, archived)
Oh come on, I've got to internet diagnose my son with SOMETHING.
He can't be the only one in his class who isn't filled with drugs before leaving the house each morning, he'll get so bullied.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:33, archived)
He might just be thick.
Being thick is quite popular these days with the dominance of crass reality telly, works talent competitions, and denigration of education. You should encourage his intellectual inadequacy in the hope he becomes a bigoted footballer or shit pop star or something. It'll pay for your retirement.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:37, archived)
^this
if you see them doing anything remotely creative or against the norm, beat them with Daft Punk's latest album and force them to listen to that "Happy" song for 24 hours straight.
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:41, archived)
Every day I tell him he'll never amount to nothing.
His own fault if he's too stupid to notice the double negative and take it as encouragement.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:43, archived)
your mum is a diagnosable condition

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:40, archived)
Your mum is a terminal sexually transmitted illness.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:41, archived)
i know she got it after being bitten by your dog after it licked out your nan

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:49, archived)
Having a wank now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 12:05, archived)
is it a wanky wank?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 12:17, archived)
NAUGHTY STEP NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
oh man I'm in trouble if God sees that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 12:37, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/wkit.gif
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)
top mod that bellend

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)
I've never been naughty stepped
with this account
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)
I have
I was being an insufferable cunt though.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 14:55, archived)
I've been stepped for 'comedy bullying'.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:33, archived)
so does gonz and he's a retard

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 14:37, archived)
not sure why you put a space between fuck and 'em there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 14:35, archived)
^^upset^^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:04, archived)
HAHA LOOSER

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 14:35, archived)
Under normal circumstances comes your mother.
But in fairness, when wasn't she coming for JMG?
Feel free to respond with some half hearted attempt at impressing a fat lass on here.


Seriously. No gingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 16 Feb 2014, 1:20, archived)
knickers

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 2:02, archived)
So that's where she's been

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 8:39, archived)
jmgs fault

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 8:57, archived)
under normal circumstances, I'd post a wanky wanky wank thread here
but I've been told off for doing that so instead I shall just point out that dr who is shit
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:17, archived)
ez Frank m8
sup dude
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:18, archived)
Disco Dickie in da house
easy brah
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:22, archived)
f'real

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:25, archived)
worst moderation than mumsnet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:26, archived)
think of all those damp gussets on mumsnet

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:30, archived)
Incontinence is no laughing matter.
Wait ... yes ... yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:34, archived)
until you laugh too hard and piss yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:37, archived)
I used to think incontinence meant going to France or summat

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:40, archived)
ha ha that reminds me of a joke about a radio four programme
cross incontinence - angry wet people
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qt55
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:52, archived)
it's not quite as funny as not being able to hold your poo in though, that's comedy gold right there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 22:14, archived)
disgraceful bullying of valued forum contributors

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 22:12, archived)
i never made it up north today, the match was called off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 22:53, archived)
knickers

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 22:55, archived)
yeah, cant do the replay

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:11, archived)
fair play, stay home and have a good old wank then

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:12, archived)
alright wank

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
alright 2 Can Chunder, I just pulled out like a massive lump of earwax, should I go to A+E now?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:07, archived)
oh right, I'll just sit here and fucking well wait for a doctor then shall I

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:15, archived)
I'm sorry, I was dealing with an emergency.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:28, archived)
bullshit, you were looking up an old lady's bottom

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:35, archived)
that totally counts as an emergency

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:43, archived)
only because you had an emergency wank up it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:45, archived)
did you lose your watch?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:48, archived)
Just put it back where you found it and everything will be ok.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:23, archived)
knickers

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 23:48, archived)
so how's the weekend?
I got a new TV.

Might stick some scat porn on.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:51, archived)
put some Veronica Moser on, in memory of mongy

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:14, archived)
Yeah, but do we really want to remember?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:41, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:11, archived)
yay!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:14, archived)
Yay! Good to see you back.
I was of course only kidding
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:55, archived)
I bin in the kitchen. Baked bread. Made lemon curd. Peri peri chicken. Lemon stock syrup. Gin and tonic.
I had a lot of lemons.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:33, archived)
I went into a newsagents today, and the sign on the door I shit you not read
NO HATS
HOODS
BIKE HELMETS
TIARAS
CROWNS

THANK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:42, archived)
Terrible anti-royal bigotry.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:01, archived)
I fucking hate the royals like
But I did have my helmet out
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:10, archived)
haha "baking" bread
you can just buy that shit you know, you don't need to fuck around "baking" anything you stupid fucking cunt
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:14, archived)
Hahahayeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 21:26, archived)
sympathy post

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 17:00, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)
prock

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)
follows prick
follows prock
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:16, archived)
pruck

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:24, archived)
prack

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:29, archived)
preck
and preckmate
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 18:45, archived)
you win this time mgt, but i'lll be back - oh yes, i will be back

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:40, archived)
bock

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 19:59, archived)
back beck bick buck boo

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:17, archived)
buick

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:20, archived)
bless you

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 20:25, archived)
I am here now.
Where is SSG? I wish to bully him publicly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
pretty sure you couldn't bully your way out of a wet paper bag, to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)
that's him told

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
exactly, we won't be seeing him around these parts anymore

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:31, archived)
I feel so small now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:39, archived)
let this be a lesson to you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:39, archived)
Not really, I lied.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:40, archived)
I'm armed you know.
I have Rice Pliers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:42, archived)
Is this place really this dead now?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
no, someone just made a chevron

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 22:31, archived)
FFS, some blue-namer replied here then deleted, and my response which was DUBS is now forever hidden.
Well FUCK YOU blue-namer, here it is: www.b3ta.com/talk/7715844
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)
Chevron, incoming.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
Huzzah

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
Panowie

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
you dreadful messageboard troll, I hope you get banned from the entire internet forever

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
That's a stupid thing to hope for.
I don't even use the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:40, archived)
We should bring back
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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:54, archived)
OH GOD THAT PICTURE NO GOD OH

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:48, archived)
What's brown and sticky?
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 13:50, archived)
maybe lay off the guinness for a bit, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 13:51, archived)
what's brown and sticky and invisible?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)
no shit MGT

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)
what's brown and sticky and invisible and a fictional detective created by Conan Doyle?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 14:05, archived)
no shit Watson

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 14:06, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 14:07, archived)
OH

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
george edalji

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 14:17, archived)
no shit is brown?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 14:33, archived)
Stevie Wonder's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 14:35, archived)
a jazz chord
to say
a ruv you
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 14:37, archived)
So, what's the difference between /talk and off topic?

(BeatsWork, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 11:44, archived)
Off topic is for cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 11:54, archived)
fuck off cunt

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 12:01, archived)
wank wank wanky wanky wank

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 12:54, archived)
4cm

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)
/talk is where the witty people of /board moved after the whimpering Marys started complaining about conversation
/offtopic is for dreary liars who think they're a fraction less pathetic than the dreary liars of qftw.

Hth.

Xx
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)
This was true, up until the point all the witty people left.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 16:42, archived)
did i just hear dimbleby say 'not even i can bullshit about ska' on radio 4's any questions?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 13:24, archived)
one of its legs are both the same

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)
so yeah

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
rip mongy :(
4 eva in r hartz
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 11:34, archived)
I won't miss him, he was a dreadful disruptive messageboard troll who didn't have a kind word for anyone

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 12:05, archived)
What
has happened?
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 12:15, archived)
banned for wanking I think

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 13:06, archived)
Actually got banned?

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 14:49, archived)
Only for 24hrs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
Saturday morning
Hi all. Saturday morning is here. *dances*

Day 2 of the pills, feeling better already, polyps have shrunken to what already feels like peas sizes in my head. Eye sight is returning to normal and I slept better. That's day 1/20.

Side affects - so far nil. But I know what's to come soon.....

Enjoy your weekend
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 7:43, archived)
lol headspacdruggyloser

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 9:21, archived)
have we met?
are you my mother?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 9:30, archived)
Good to hear!
Mind me asking what it is? polyps?
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 9:56, archived)
nasal and sinus polyps
www.nhs.uk/Conditions/polyps-nose/Pages/symptoms.aspx

Had surgery on them 3 times had to have a septoplasty last time, surgery scheduled for a few months again now.

The only way I can describe it is imagine having a permanent migraine for months, severe sinus infection, loss of hearing, double vision a lot of the time. The steroids shrink the polyps and my vision comes good temporarily and the migranes subside but do not disappear, worst thing is not being able to sleep.

But feeling positive today, the tablets are wonderful initially. But i have other side affects to those that cause me to go a bit mental.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 10:09, archived)
faggot

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 10:14, archived)
alright spaz

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 11:15, archived)
FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
I would end up stabbing myself repeatedly in the face with a blunt rusty object for less pain.

Lets not even talk about the home surgery I performed last night with a cut throat razor.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)
oh no please spill
The first time I actually went to the walk in centre because one of the polyps was protruding from my nostril the nurse type I saw said "it looks like a lump of mucus" got some tweasers and attempted to yank it out......they have roots into your sinuses, I nearly stabbed that bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 11:15, archived)
Not sure
Basically some kind of cyst/abscess type thing that's been incubating near my arse scar. Got to the point where it was big hard and sore and you'd rather see the back of it so I nicked it with the razor. Imagine one of those you tube zit videos just not as big.

Fuck the relief was worth it.

Looked like a little golf ball.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 11:19, archived)
I know someone who suffers with a similar ailment
They had four or five of them in a 12 month period ended up with operations on them, keep a look out for anymore starting up, strong antibiotics can help shrink them down loads.

Don't mean to scare you lkke
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 11:29, archived)
tl;dr

(#1, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 9:58, archived)
where do you expect to get with that attitude

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 11:21, archived)
naked gun from the files of police squad
on 4 now, 4+1 just started probs best, soz i'm not good at this but dave trouser et al ruined it and scared off the people who are good at this job
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:35, archived)
I like it when that bloke goes nice beaver, it's good that bit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:37, archived)
i like it when a word has a secondary meaning

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:38, archived)
such as stilt on and stilton

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:38, archived)
I've been watching it on 4+/-0.
Might switch over to QT on bbc1+1.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:39, archived)
Dave Trouser ruins everything
that's what he does, he's a horrible messageboard troll who just upsets everyone
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:43, archived)
wank wank wanky wanky wanky

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:46, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:04, archived)
not sure

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:11, archived)
wanky wank wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:14, archived)
farty farty fart fart farty fart

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:21, archived)
give it a rest

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:20, archived)
god im bored

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:24, archived)
I had a really nice day, thanks for asking

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:25, archived)
i didnt ask because i dont care

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:27, archived)
where do you expect to get with that attitude

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:28, archived)
CEO

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:31, archived)
yeah as if

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:40, archived)
I don't drink so much these days
but I thought I'd have some for valentines day so I've had some gin so anyway as I was saying, I don't think you can morally believe in a privatised healthcare system unless you also have an economic system that is based entirely on merit
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:08, archived)
I believe in a healthcare system based on merit
if you have a shit job then you don't get heart surgery and those benefit scroungers get sent home with aspirin and elastoplast
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:21, archived)
but good money does not = good person
unless you are keen on the manchester united team getting preference over doctors and nurses but you probably are since you sponsor the manchester united football emporium
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:32, archived)
wait does he play for everton now?
i cant keep track
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:33, archived)
well maybe if doctors and nurses could be arsed to win the premier league a few times that'd be nice

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:42, archived)
they stand a better chance than manchesterm united this year haha get it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:46, archived)
well no, David Moyes said they can still win probably

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:58, archived)
well he's the expert

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:58, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:31, archived)
Is you is or is you ain't my brb hahah

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 15 Feb 2014, 0:37, archived)
wanky wanky wank wanky wank

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
¬smyls

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 14 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)
what was it that made it so bad?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:06, archived)
onion breath,
should have had some double mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:08, archived)
*notes in case I ever have a date*

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:09, archived)
wank wanky wank wanky wank

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:09, archived)
sounds like a good start,
then what went wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:10, archived)
wank wank wank wank wanky

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:12, archived)
was that the rohypnol kicking in?
you're supposed to use it on the other person, not yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:14, archived)
aw not even a mature stilton is going to get you out of that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:14, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wank

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:23, archived)
^ this is the best post

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:24, archived)
wanky wanky wanky wanky wank

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)

i.imgur.com/I8BzgD4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:14, archived)
The Doveston not put out for you tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:14, archived)
what is he,
a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:15, archived)
wanky wanky wanky wanky wanky

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 22:22, archived)
How come I haven't seen any lawn updates or apple updates lately?
What's everyone doing this Friday evening?

I have massive drugs (from the doctor unfortunately)
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:49, archived)
not the right time of year for lawns and apples really, is it?
about 50% of British lawns are currently under water anyway from what I gather.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:50, archived)
It's the RAINOCALYPSE!
Gays dun it. They pissed off PutinGod.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:02, archived)
wanky wank wank wank wanky

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:02, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:16, archived)
wank wanky wank wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:22, archived)
I'm gonna get drunk in the house and play Skyrim.
Because I can't be bothered to have a shower and get dressed and go Pub.
'Ning The LOVELY Fucksocks.
'Ning /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:56, archived)
Alright the LOVELY stuj
That sounds like a plan. If the missus wasn't coming around I was considering putting the xbox on, but I have managed to dodge her for a week telling her I am "sick"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:14, archived)
I spose I could go to the pub later, see if there's any that have been stood up, or got into an argument and want revengeragesex and that.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:18, archived)
Revengesex sounds like a lot if fun
But also a bit....rapey
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:20, archived)
Well, yeah.
Only a bit rapey mind.
I won't be wearing the balaclava.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:22, archived)
I will wear it then

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:40, archived)
'ning stuj

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:16, archived)
'NIng The LOVELY Major SAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:19, archived)
HELLO STUJ
I am just killing a few minutes until people arrive, for whom I shall be cooking this evening.

I made bread earlier.

This is all that has happened since we last conversed - I was paused in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)
Also.
g0d only said the NEXT person would get banned, so you are all safe to post the wank stuff again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:42, archived)
wanky

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:08, archived)
alright fucksocks
nothing exciting, I might go and get a couple of Stellas out of the boot of the car. Well at least they'll be cold
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:16, archived)
Excellent.
Will there be food with the Stella's? If so what will you be chowing down on?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:20, archived)
I done a pizza earlier
what kind of drugs do you have? are they lolmental drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:35, archived)
Let's hope for the sake of his pupils that it's potassium bromide or summat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:37, archived)
I keep that for the days I am in work.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:42, archived)
Prednisolone
Cortisone steroid that makes my brain do strange things at this high a dosage. It's day 1, perhaps I should start a blog on here detailing the effects.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:40, archived)
Might plant some more apple trees soon.
And I'm digging up that bit of lawn over there to put some paving for some seats, and that bit over there so I can put a brick path under the rose bushes cos grass doesn't really grow there anyway.

Hope this satisfies your needs.

Xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:19, archived)
I feel all warm inside now

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:21, archived)
That's cholera. You'll be dead within the hour.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:22, archived)
Cholera would be a welcome change from what I am really suffering with
^ needy
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:26, archived)
HUZZAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:22, archived)
haha "planting" apple trees
you know you can just go to the shop and buy apples right? you don't need to make all that work for yourself
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 23:46, archived)
wanky wank wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:28, archived)
alright mongy

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:32, archived)
banned for one post, mods are shit

(m0ngychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:43, archived)
don't know what else you expected tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:46, archived)
so almost an hour passed,
and no-one could think of anything else to say.

Maybe /talk SHOULD die on its arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:36, archived)
I was making an argument for this last night

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:40, archived)
Seconded.
It's dead except for when someone stirs shit up - which is an increasingly easy task as the years drag on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:31, archived)
I was arguing for it to be shut down before they even invented it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:32, archived)
You are SO fashionable.
You should be on TV - not just your own show mind; The Shambolic Channel, maybe even network. It would show only unpopular things.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:36, archived)
And NOBODY would watch it.
It would be amazebags.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:08, archived)
Right I got 5 votes on the popular page now,
so the next person to post a wanky wank post gets 24 hours to think about what they've done.

You've been warned.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:39, archived)
What about other words?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:40, archived)
can you give some examples?

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:41, archived)
I'm hoping someone comes on later and doesn't see the warning.
That'll be great.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)
Commence the threadrush!

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:44, archived)
He totally didn't say not to do that!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:45, archived)
Can you 2.0 God?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:13, archived)
One in the arse and one in the gob?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:20, archived)
Does god have an arse?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:22, archived)
Was nameless made in His image?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:23, archived)
Oh shit nameless is the second coming

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:28, archived)
It's tempting, but this place would be dead on it's arse if I stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:41, archived)
If you go back to the early days of b3ta, you will find entire threads of people posting nothing but "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...etc"
Nobody got upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:42, archived)
it's political correctness gone mad,
you can't do anything these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)
I no rite?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:45, archived)
you used to be able to cut people's chests open,
and tie their arms and legs to horses and make the horses pull them apart, and it was fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:47, archived)
It definitely was.
Beheadings too. We don't get that either.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:49, archived)
and tie them upside down before sawing them in half,
that happened to me, and it never did me any 'arm
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:49, archived)
yeah everything was better in the 90s

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:08, archived)
there was time for Klax,
try telling kids that now, they'll think you're barmy.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:11, archived)
it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:06, archived)
So much so, that I am now leaving. Goodnight.
Don't forget to like all of SSG posts while I am gone - I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:13, archived)
god is good god is great god won't let us masturbate

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:50, archived)
Maybe it's time to fill the popular page with something else.
We haven't filled it with only posts by one person before, that could be funny. But who would we pick? It can't be me, that's self-serving. Perhaps SSG? Yes? A page full of SSG sounds fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:55, archived)
hey i don't like to tell people what to do
but that does sound like a super fun idea
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:56, archived)
SSG has had that before though

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:56, archived)
wank wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:00, archived)
^^^Totally this^^^
It would be to make up for all the hurt and genuine upset from before.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:05, archived)
Yeah, I know that, because I am pretty sure I was there, and somehow involved.
That and it's been done for others countless times. I'm sad that I had to explain that to you MGT.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:02, archived)
I would like to see a popular page filled with glued eel posts but I don't see it happening any time soon :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:07, archived)
THIS TOO HAS HAPPENED BEFORE.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:10, archived)
is there a list of people it has happened to somewhere?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:14, archived)
IN MI BRANE

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:32, archived)
winky winky winky wink wink's alright though yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:03, archived)
Nobody has voted yet.
The Vogons have taken over, by the time they can punish us we'll be long gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:06, archived)
How about 'wonky wonky wonk wonk'?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:08, archived)
Since when have you needed people to vote for you ideas on the popular page?
What kind of a shit god are you exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:02, archived)
A n00b g0d

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:03, archived)
has anyone taken the wanky thing over to QOTW yet? I reckon they'd love it.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:10, archived)
It wouldn't have the same effect.
Try it on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:11, archived)
wanker

(#1, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:37, archived)
I never thought I'd do this but......
WANKY WANKY WANK WANK WANK WANKY WANKATY WANKATY WANK WANK
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:14, archived)
This just doesn't get boring does it

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:15, archived)
it can't really get boring if it was boring to start with

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:19, archived)
I'm prepared to forgive you this time cos of not having a bumhole and all that but you have certainly fallen in my estimation.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:15, archived)
I swear to god I don't know what came over me
I will never do it again, I'm just so bored at work. I feel I've let you down 2 can.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:21, archived)
I approve of this.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:22, archived)
shut up dave trouser

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:25, archived)
I shall not. Ever.
You're just upset that I no longer contribute my awesome computational power to the b3ta WCG Team! Go on, admit it, you big girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:26, archived)
shut up dave trouser
WCG is for noobs, it's all about quark mining now.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:28, archived)
Well that's just rude. If you're going to be like that, all childish and such, then I guess you leave me no choice...
A WANK, WANK, WANKITY-WANK, A WANK WANK WANKITY WAAAANK!
A WANK, WANK, WANKITY-WANK, A WANK WANK WANKITY WAAAANK!
A WANK, WANK, WANKITY-WANK, A WANK WANK WANKITY WAAAANK!
A WANK, WANK, WANKITY-WANK, A WANK WANK WANKITY WAAAANK!
A WANK, WANK, WANKITY-WANK, A WANK WANK WANKITY WAAAANK!
A WANK, WANK, WANKITY-WANK, A WANK WANK WANKITY WAAAANK!
A WANK, WANK, WANKITY-WANK, A WANK WANK WANKITY WAAAANK!
A WANK, WANK, WANKITY-WANK, A WANK WANK WANKITY WAAAANK!
A WANK, WANK, WANKITY-WANK, A WANK WANK WANKITY WAAAANK!
A WANK, WANK, WANKITY-WANK, A WANK WANK WANKITY WAAAANK!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:30, archived)
you're embarrassing yourself

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:31, archived)
I'm really not.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:41, archived)
wanky wanky wank wanky wanky

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:34, archived)
Was there a genuine barney about the whole "wankgate" affair
I only skimmed /talk and yes I can confirm I am also fucking bored of it.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:36, archived)
God showed up and everything
we know it was him because he was busy fingering dogs and putting ladybirds on his cock
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:39, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:47, archived)
shall we all talk about how this makes us feel and what we've all learned from this experience?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:10, archived)
let's not eh
                             
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)
oh wow I got dubs
imagine that
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
nice work

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:29, archived)
What do you think of the BMW?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:14, archived)
I bet you like a BMW.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)
(=Black Man's Willy)

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:18, archived)
They're generally more aesthetically pleasing than honky schlongs
and certainly those peculiar straggly bits of flesh that orientals use to breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:54, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)
u love the cock

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)
Only big beautiful black ones, mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)
No point settling for second best in this life.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:10, archived)
it's on like honky schlong

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)
Haww jyeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:09, archived)
i'm not sure i can trust you anymore, i forgive you tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:20, archived)
that's very considerate of you
you've won me over and have my respect from this point on
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:50, archived)
I see what you did there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:25, archived)
wanky wank wankety wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:57, archived)
ffs are you determined to ruin this forum for everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)
and yet the mods do nothing about it, pricks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:08, archived)
STFU JAYSUM

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:04, archived)
Baldmonkey would never give up like that.
He'd pretend to, sure, but he'd be back the next day flooding the board with slightly different inane bullshit.

I thought you were better than baldmonkey. Perhaps I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:17, archived)
prick

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:25, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:31, archived)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt
x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:21, archived)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
alright wank

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 15:38, archived)
I forgive you.
Of course peurile humour is welcome here. It's the constant repetition that makes it tedious. Try to put more variety in your childish attention seeking.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:24, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:26, archived)
clickin this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)
i see the being omnispective is really paying off for you
yup, really paying off
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:41, archived)
pro tip: Try hovering the mouse over his post to see how sorry wank really is.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:28, archived)
lol I no

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:31, archived)
Well then smite him back into the sandbox please

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:32, archived)
don't tell me how to mod

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:35, archived)
YOU'RE NOT THE REAL GOD

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:58, archived)
i agree and i am glad you have come to your senses

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:36, archived)
I doubt it, this seems more like the lull at the eye of his internet breakdown.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:14, archived)
what is love?
baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:15, archived)
It's a second hand emotion.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)
is this some sort of reference to masturbation?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
Only if you like wanking over Tina Turner.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:21, archived)
Towards the end she looked a lot like "Eddie" from the Iron Maiden album covers. :-/

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:37, archived)

the Iron Maiden album covers Bottom
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:51, archived)
You mean baldmonkey?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:53, archived)
what's the baldmonkey story?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:07, archived)
It's more tedious than you can possibly imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:51, archived)
Or a can of white emulsion.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:32, archived)
Love is a wonderful thing, make ya smile through the pouring rain

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:19, archived)
It changes everything

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)
My printer is broken

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:26, archived)
It is a fictional construct prevalent in the minds of the weak

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:31, archived)
dearest b,
:'(

love
m
x
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)
my sweetest m
:)

always
b xxx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:58, archived)
I'll show you, but you might want to bite down on this rag first.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:32, archived)
I want to know what love is
I want you to show me
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:35, archived)
i'm really feeling the love on here today
it's giving me a semi
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)
imagine if we had icons

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:48, archived)
this forum could do a lot more for its loyal forum users

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)
sometimes i wonder why i keep paying the monthly subscription

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:59, archived)
prime?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:58, archived)
Love, shine a light in every corner of my heart

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:39, archived)
ask howard jones

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:48, archived)
throw off your mental chains

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
Love, thy will be done

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:49, archived)
I'd never hurt you, the doveston

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:49, archived)
oh boy, gee, you're swell mister turd

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)

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