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morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 7:10, archived)
Thank fuck for the b3ta dictionary
I was wondering what you arseholes were blithering on about
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 2:21, archived)
gammon and steaky

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:41, archived)

SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!SSG!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:03, archived)
eggs and bakey

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:41, archived)
Fucks sake one of my threads would be better than that shit.
Whatever, meat quizzes and panel games. I'll start:

Jointless
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:13, archived)
Veal or no Veal

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:28, archived)
Oh that's very good, well done well done.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:35, archived)
I'm afraid you are mistaken

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:29, archived)
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Belgian Blue

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:39, archived)
Dripping point

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:32, archived)
Superb!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:35, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:34, archived)
Have I got moos for ewe
Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:38, archived)
That's pretty good.
The Moos Quiz
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:40, archived)
I thought 2 for the price of one
Cheers sweet cheeks
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:56, archived)
Hock the Week

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:40, archived)
8 out of 10 Cats
for the Chinese
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:41, archived)
Call My Boeuf.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:47, archived)
The 99p McDonald's Saver Menu Challenge.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:47, archived)
The Great British MEATSNAKE Off.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:48, archived)
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway Lamb Bhuna.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:50, archived)
Big Breakfast Bacon Roll.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:51, archived)
Red Or Black Pudding?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:53, archived)
The Generation Game Pie.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:53, archived)
Come Dine With Meat.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:54, archived)
Stew Wants To Be A Millionaire?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:58, archived)
Meat The Clock

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:59, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:10, archived)
Meat The Cock

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:23, archived)
Stew Wants To Be A Milionaire?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:24, archived)
Come Dine With Meat

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:25, archived)
The Generation Game Pie

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:25, archived)
Red Or Back Pudding?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:26, archived)
cool, a chevron

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:46, archived)
Big Breakfast Bacon Rol

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:26, archived)
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway amb Bhuna

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
The Great British MEATSNAKE Off

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:28, archived)
The 99p McDonad's Saver Menu Chalenge

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:28, archived)
Cal My Boeuf

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)
Only Connective Tissue

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:02, archived)
bulls eye

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:11, archived)
Fifteen to Ham

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:26, archived)
Brisket Lucky

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:34, archived)
Jessica Brown Findlay with a dick in her eye and requesting
to smell her fella's arsehole kind of breaks the magic a bit for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:44, archived)
dunno who that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:46, archived)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
Jessica Brown-Eye Findlay

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:25, archived)
Jennifer Lawrence with a gooey face is sort of demystifying as well

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:31, archived)
I don't know who these people are or give a shit
have you thought about getting a life?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:33, archived)
sha la la la la la, la la la la la la la

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:32, archived)
DOLPHINWHIPPERER IS NO LONGER A NOOB
OFFICIAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:24, archived)
It's also...
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  20   546865 792073 68616c 6c2064 69  65  21

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:26, archived)
Sebastian Winnet is a scarf wearing cockhound

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:28, archived)
sssshhhh
Bivvys
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:30, archived)
neck wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:32, archived)
Wormulus?

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:37, archived)
Nah Dave used to have a broken spasticated neck

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:39, archived)
Used to?
It's just one of a great many things now mongy! Would you like to hear about them all at 2am?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:01, archived)
boy do I, I can tell you about my now 9and 3/4 fingers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:34, archived)
Now that's a tale I need to hear!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:35, archived)
This is an undeniable, universal truth.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:33, archived)
and yet wiki keep deleting it, even with citations

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:34, archived)
Keep trying, they'll cave eventually.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:01, archived)
Well, good things come in threes.
Might have a wank to make sure.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:29, archived)
Isn't that a /board meme?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:40, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:00, archived)
YES!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)
Alright Dave trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:41, archived)
Hello Two Hats

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:01, archived)
so apple have looked into the celebrity hacking and it turns out there was no security breach, just shit passwords, bimbos being bimbos it seems

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:51, archived)
That's all it ever is.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:02, archived)
pets names probably, I liked when the conservative parties web admin passwords were *hacked, Yer my local ones password was admin, so I fucked with the site a bit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:33, archived)
making google return UKIP as the top result on google when you searched "swivel eyed loons"

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:08, archived)
So, as a /talk noob
What curriculum should I be acquainted with?
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:30, archived)
Richard McBeef
Has already shown me how to swear properly. Dr Shambolic has taught me how to thicken my dermal layer. Glovington has introduced repartee. Spanish Fly...

MongyChops has shown the way of the righteous path. Mr Horrible has said 'Hello'. Monolith is more than a large beard. I need to respect Meatsnake (one day he WILL be a somebody)

Dave Trouser is one of the elders. Sentimental is an artist. MonsterMunch is a very prominent fellow.
Stuj likes Jane Austen. #1 likes lyrical/visual humour fusions.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:31, archived)
Xtreeeme Frisbok

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:33, archived)
You said that^

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:36, archived)
With the exception of Shambolic, you have been "taught" by other noobs.
That was your first mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:35, archived)
You pointed out the error of my ways.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:37, archived)
Oh and you smell of poo and wee.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:38, archived)
I've been through that already.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:41, archived)
OK
Go on Tumblr, create an account in your real name and start a Cee-Lo Green / Chris Brown appreciation page and make sure the feminists see it.

Then we'll accept you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:53, archived)
Who are 'the feminists'?
That's going to be a difficult one to pin down.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:55, archived)
90% of Tumblr

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:13, archived)
How long exactly does one have to be a b3tan before the title of 'noob' is removed
or is it just one of those things where one cannot ever meet your standards, because they weren't here from day 1, thus fueling your deluded levels of self importance?
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:56, archived)
No, some people lose "noob" after a few days.
If I recall, the quickest was "minimum fuss" - they got a best noob award, then nobody thought of them as a noob.

Creating a new thread to show how not upset you are is classic long term noob action.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
The elder has spoken

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:17, archived)
See, you're not getting angsty or upset by my arseholerly.
I declare you no longer a noob.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:23, archived)
hold on, just counting my front pages...

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:23, archived)
All my front pages were withdrawn.
Because I did not create the pictures that got picked.

They had the gaul to accuse me of wrongdoing too. /board mods are dumb like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)
Also, this is you until you prove otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19xsmrOs02g
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:37, archived)
It has a firm brim.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:43, archived)
i am more than just a beard, y'know
gawd
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:39, archived)
This makes you a rarity amongst the beard-wearing public.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:42, archived)
That's true.
Have you told him about how you're a Ken doll down there?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:47, archived)
Explain

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:59, archived)
He also has hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)
I make an effort to not stand out.
I'm glad to see it's working.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:00, archived)
It's because you're so nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 21:04, archived)
No you don't, I'm a nobody and I like it that way thank you very much

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:02, archived)
recognize #meatthestandard

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:12, archived)
Glovington Levy - Murderer
#originalraggamuffin
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:13, archived)
Bumholes.
Bumholes and Bivvys.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:40, archived)
Wasn't this a book by Jane Austen?

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:42, archived)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Space man!
(#1, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:49, archived)
wank blankets

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:49, archived)
ascii art
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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:50, archived)
That's....beautiful
*wipes tear away from eye*
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:55, archived)
Indeed
                                                                                                                                                                
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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:55, archived)
why do you smell of (can't read that)?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:58, archived)
I think it reads 'wookies'.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:04, archived)
tinkles

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:05, archived)
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(#1, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 20:33, archived)
alligator shitfuck all night long

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:34, archived)
Wank
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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:35, archived)
AGAIN, YES!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:38, archived)
Exactly again as it happens
www.b3ta.com/talk/633350
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:40, archived)
FREVAR IN R WASHING MACHINES!
RIP BALDMONKEY! MOD OF MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:50, archived)
YES!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:38, archived)
wankafarians

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:40, archived)
Cover it in jam and spunk in its eye

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:40, archived)
shit day, horrible start
improved slowly, ended with being asked on a date. CHAMPION.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:57, archived)
You are damn sexy though gmos

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:00, archived)
I'm never quite sold on it.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:09, archived)
rickovski

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:11, archived)
gerchanovski

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:26, archived)
innit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:28, archived)
not with my back

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 19:26, archived)
My mate likes Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother
What does your mate like that you don't understand? You can't say 'German Dungeon Porn'.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
jews

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:36, archived)
nah ... the hipster cunt is just pretending to like them to seem edgy and cool

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:52, archived)
And what's with all this ice bucket nonsense?
Have I missed something...is it just about people getting attention for doing something pointless, because most of them seem to just be nominating other people so they don't have to give any money to charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:54, archived)
it's so you can see the mess in some people's back gardens

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:57, archived)
OH!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:57, archived)
Big Bang Theory has some amusingly nerdy jokes.
Overall it's a bit shit and my bet is that 95% of it's viewers don't understand half of it.

I have a friend who like strange music that I don't understand, he knows nothing about anything that's even vaguely Rock or Metal.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:37, archived)
its

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:38, archived)
now that I've trapped you here
wanna fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:40, archived)
MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUSSSSS!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:40, archived)
I take your silence to mean that you appreciate what I did there,
but you are too stunned by its brilliance to form a coherent response.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:26, archived)
i went out
suddenly
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:40, archived)
Don't ruin it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 18:59, archived)
But Big Bang Theory ALSO has: Her With The Tits.
And The Other Her With The Tits.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:32, archived)
Hitler's gay swans

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
How I Met Your Mother is such a dweeby program

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:49, archived)
dweeby?
oh dear me, no
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:57, archived)
a few of my mates like sucking dick

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:53, archived)
I'm contemplating posting the "Dave Trouser origin story" again for all the new people.
Do you recall that ream of shite story involving "Spleeg"?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:00, archived)
Oh boy, that'll upset EVERYONE
UR TEH KING!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:04, archived)
I think we should have some sort of compulsory remedial course for all noobs ... and that should definitely be on the curriculum.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:12, archived)
Along with arguments to avoid, such as
"/talk was better years ago" - first posted the year it was created.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:25, archived)
can we talk about how shit it was when people tried to have conversations on /board back in the days when it was ten new pictures a minute rather than six a day?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:39, archived)
If we do i think it should be in a new thread.
If not here then on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:52, archived)
ketamine in large doses at social gatherings

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:21, archived)
Well, one of them is a member of this:
www.test-cards.fsnet.co.uk/

They even have bashes.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:32, archived)
Thanks, DT.
www.b3ta.com/talk/801302
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:31, archived)
Thanks, DT.
www.b3ta.com/talk/801302
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
Thanks, DT.
www.b3ta.com/talk/641565
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)
HUMILIATION!
www.b3ta.com/talk/641565
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:40, archived)
...and now for something completely different.
A video about the PATRIARCHY and how men express dominance over women in the real world!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzdf4V7Cf_M
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)
Thanks, baz
b3ta.com/board/2659235
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:42, archived)
TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=stick+it+up+your+arse&p=17
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:57, archived)
alwez in r harts

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:04, archived)
Thanks, DT.
b3ta.com/board/2878173
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)
ooh a bit of the old "fwap" going on there.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:42, archived)
Thanks, DLT
5.9.83.79/talk/829092
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
has he been yewtreed?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:47, archived)
Goatworrier?
Dunno, there's been a few on here over the years
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:49, archived)
I always liked Goatworrier, we chatted about mountain biking regularly.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:54, archived)
goatworrier was a proper old school b3tan
a repugnant cunt on here and perfectly charming in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:58, archived)
I'd liked to have met him I think, he was on my list of people that seemed would be nice to chat to.
We half planned a mountain biking trip but nothing came to fruition.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:02, archived)
I only met him once ... he was quite tall and had a face and hair
my memory isn't what it used to what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:06, archived)
I've met you a few times, and your description of Goatworrier is how I'd describe you.
Thus you are the same people and I have no need to meet him any longer.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:07, archived)
I'm also flapjack.
And we're all Mr Tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
We're all what everyone always wanted, ever.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:15, archived)
We can confirm this is absolutely true.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
I'm pretty sure I saw Flapjack at a funeral once.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
yours?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:51, archived)
You must be so old now.
I remember calling you old more than ten years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:59, archived)
hurtful
yet true
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:40, archived)
im 12 and what is this

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:25, archived)
it's a dick
you put it in your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:47, archived)
wank wank wank wank wank
Alt: wank
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:38, archived)
best post today

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:46, archived)
alright
wanna go watch the big lebowski in southsea castle on thursday night?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
blanking u :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:13, archived)
Can't soz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:49, archived)
fine

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:55, archived)
Sorry, Thursdays are my worst day

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:07, archived)

fine
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 16:17, archived)
Careful, that's close to the naughty steppable "wankity wank" episode of recent history.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:48, archived)
have you been watching reruns of /talk to catch up on what you missed?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:49, archived)
I was totally there for wankity wank.
I definitely did not take part though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:52, archived)
alright friz

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:50, archived)
What's a friz?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)
haha typical friz

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:19, archived)
get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:50, archived)
edgy!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
haha, yes I AM a bit like Jesus, aren't I

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
I just got a warm can from the machine.
Cunts must have just refilled it.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:51, archived)
That is diabolical.
You can't take that shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:53, archived)
I'm going to fuck shit up.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:02, archived)
It's good to fuck shit up now and then, release all that Internet Upset.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
Only peasants drink out of cans.
A glass bottle, decanted into an appropriate drinking vessel - nothing less will do.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:54, archived)
warm super tennents is grim

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)
tramp 4 life

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:01, archived)
and strongbow
eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:06, archived)
warm can?
Unacceptable. You want to talk to the top man
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:51, archived)
I might phone the number on the side and express my discontent.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)
As is your right as a consumer
You give them what for
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
If you're polite, you might get free warm cans for a year

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:29, archived)
I love you

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:14, archived)
mum love?
Or nude love?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:51, archived)
what's the difference?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 15:16, archived)
Not really sure what to do with a prime number of wanks
thanks anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:31, archived)
wank encryption

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:36, archived)
You could print this page out
And use it as one of those inspirational posters that unimaginative people have
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:53, archived)
Microsoft named their flagship computer operating system after Bill Gates' favourite character from 1982's 'The Thing'
True story
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:54, archived)
I have to go and do some work now so don't miss me too much will you
AND CAN EVERYONE STOP GETTING UPSET THIS AFTERNOON ITS BRINGING ME DOWN.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:21, archived)
I woke up this morning at a very low ebb
the day has improved by small steps.

I have kendo tonight so that will probably improve my mood.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:23, archived)
Hitting people with sticks.
A fine way to feel good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:27, archived)
it's true.
It wasn't much use yesterday, everyone at the dojo was a wet lettuce, I was interrupted mid exercise for someone to ask if they could take the helmet off and get some water... I went pretty mad about that, he could have waited 20 seconds for me to finish my practice.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:31, archived)
in the good old days you'd have been allowed to chop him in half for his insolence

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:39, archived)
Nowadays I have to write reports on safety and safeguarding within my dojo
and go to professional development courses on coaching.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
A poor situation.
I can understand your frustration.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
euro pc gone mad

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
Kendo sticks are pretty blunt.
Not sure anyone would stay still for long enough to be cut in half.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:51, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:08, archived)
alright Shambolic.
Written any new encryption methods of late?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:10, archived)
that's not an ideal opener for a 'your mum' joke

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:26, archived)
Nor is your face.
BAZINGA!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:27, archived)
I'm upset now.
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:31, archived)
alright shambo?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:12, archived)
sweet as owt
I'm thinking of hosting a living room gig for a merkin band I like in a few weeks ... if I can persuade myself that fifty strangers in my house wouldn't lead to a multiple homicide charge
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:27, archived)
Nice, can I come?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:29, archived)
if you buy tickets

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:31, archived)
Can I bring a sound system that can be heard from 6 miles away and a bunch of DJ's for afterwards to lighten the mood? :p

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:00, archived)
not really
I'm going out straight after for some disco dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
which band?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:39, archived)
clap your hands say yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
ok done that now which band is it
haha I pretended to misunderstand the band's name as an instruction!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
such japes

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:44, archived)
You could take arty B&W photos of the band.
Then if they get famous you can parade the snaps about to prove you liked them before they got popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
prolly a bit late - they've already made three albums

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:43, archived)
Wesley Willis made more albums than that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:47, archived)
the pan-faced weather girl off 1980s morning telly?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:38, archived)
The poplular page is looking a bit barren.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:13, archived)
hello how are your sinuses?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:16, archived)
its me that has problems with my sinuses
Dave Trouser has issues getting upset on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:18, archived)
well maybe you should have an operation on your sinuses as well then,
like he did.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:22, archived)
I have, 3 times.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:26, archived)
oh well,
maybe breathing just isn't your thing
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
They are mostly ok thanks.
I got the OK to have my fit-to-dive test (scuba), so I shall be back underwater soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:19, archived)
alright shambollock

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:13, archived)
wombat

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:28, archived)
yo!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:34, archived)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:18, archived)
youn are

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:28, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:22, archived)
brb

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:28, archived)
I just had a poo.
Approximately 1Kg. 90% settled, 9% floated, 1% turned to soup.
After one flush: approx. 0.7Kg, 99.9% settled, 0.1% soup.
" 1 flush + 1 bucket of water: approx. 0.1Kg, 50% floater, 50% soup.
" 1 flush + 1 bucket + 1 flush: No poo visible.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:04, archived)
Fascinating
and what sort of diet has lead to these results?
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:09, archived)
cum

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:11, archived)
Cheesy pasta bake.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 14:35, archived)
Yer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:26, archived)
sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:29, archived)
Sham

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:39, archived)
tang

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
yeah not bad thanks

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
alright broadsword
I miss BoB.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
alright DT
I saw Lu a couple of weeks ago, she said Hi

she didn't really
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:53, archived)
Fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:05, archived)
HI!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:44, archived)
alright MONO!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:53, archived)
Sup

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:58, archived)
yeah, you?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:44, archived)
oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:38, archived)
ish

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:58, archived)
oooh eeh ooh shambalam!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:04, archived)
whoops! there he is!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 13:39, archived)
Dave trouser is upset on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:59, archived)

is has caused
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:00, archived)
no i think it's me, dave trouser said i was upset so i guess i must be :'('''''''''''''''

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:01, archived)
You accidentally deleted this subthread:
http://www.b3ta.com/talk/7759919
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:01, archived)
oh yes, that was me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:04, archived)
I would probably be upset if somebody said I was upset

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:02, archived)
the weird thing is that i don't *feel* upset, but i guess other people know best

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:04, archived)
sturdy girl

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:02, archived)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:03, archived)
das boots
sneezy rider
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:15, archived)
sneezy rider II: the klumps

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)
sneezy rider III: flubbing the flub

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:20, archived)
I like how you demonstrated this by starting a new thread to be upset in.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:04, archived)
He is NOT upset! :-((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:04, archived)
This is all too upsetting for me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:04, archived)
i was busy being upset in the last thread then it got deleted :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:05, archived)
how upsetting

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:24, archived)
I was upset before it was cool to be upset.
Any upset I feel now, is purely ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:29, archived)
LOOK CAN EVERYONE JUST STOP GETTING FUCKING UPSET!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:05, archived)
I saw a car yesterday with the registration plate SP12 FLY, and I thought of you which made me feel ill.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:06, archived)
and upset

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:07, archived)
no dave trouser wasn't there so i don't know if i was or not

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:08, archived)
You don't need me for that - just ask "Is my username all capitals?"
If the answer is "yes", then you are upset and stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:10, archived)
I like how the use of capitals has bothered you so much.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:11, archived)
No you don't. Now you're just lying.
A symptom of upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)
Telling someone what they like or don't like?
CLASSIC UPSET

bloobloo capital letters :'(
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:14, archived)
I saw that you hit enter before finishing that post.
A clear sign of upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:14, archived)
Mashing F5 so as not to miss a single post? Upset.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:16, archived)
Just a coincidence as you were quite slow in fixing it.
Why are you so angsty?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)
I'm upset

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:18, archived)
See, that wasn't hard was it?
Can we move on now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:21, archived)
Typing '???' means you're upset

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:22, archived)
???

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:23, archived)

Upset
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)
Lots of effort going in here.
Upset enough to draw about it :-(((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:36, archived)
Yeah, it's a real work of art, took me ages with my shaking hands of woe

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:43, archived)
I am surprised you could see the screen through your tears of upsetness

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:48, archived)
Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)
no. fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:28, archived)
hahahah, bumholes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:36, archived)
what do all lower case no spaces usernames indicate?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:29, archived)
pricks?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)
oh that's alright then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:35, archived)
mediocrity

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:34, archived)
this is very upsetting

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:35, archived)
that's for dave trouser to decide

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:36, archived)
everyone seems to be upset lately.
I want everyone to know just how fucking HAPPY I AM.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:08, archived)
mongs are always happy

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:20, archived)
that explains your wife's happy go lucky attitude to life.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)
Did you touch yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:08, archived)
no i just felt empty and dissatisfied with life

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:09, archived)
I think that secretly you got a little excited.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:09, archived)
I was surprised that you are a Somalian

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:10, archived)
Were you in one of the home counties?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:13, archived)
fuck off spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:06, archived)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:06, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:07, archived)
^ spastic

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:10, archived)
alright bob dylan

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:09, archived)
I might ask for my account to be deleted, then come straight back and tell everyone about it, I'm that upset

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)
Surely nobody would ever get that upset?
That's off the scale!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:13, archived)
I'll make up an excuse say real life was hectic, but really I'm just upset

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:21, archived)
^ future upset

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)
I did a little giggle then

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:19, archived)
I'm uspet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:20, archived)
You should be.
/talk is a mess right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:24, archived)
it's very upsetting.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:25, archived)
hey, come on now. Don't be like that. It'll get better I swear.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:25, archived)
please don't swear, it upsets me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:26, archived)
By the moon and the stars in the sky?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:43, archived)
Hells bells

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:07, archived)
What's the oldest meme you know?
SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:14, archived)
Sick burn
s on the way up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:16, archived)
you are truly terrible.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:15, archived)
probably Furtive
or The Fear
or Status Quo
or Sturdy Girl.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:16, archived)
You missed off GMoS!
b3ta.belm.co.uk/gmos2
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:18, archived)
I've known myself a long time, that is true, but I knew myself to be a meme quite late in the game.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:21, archived)
What was the internet like in the old days, dave?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:28, archived)
Slow, like your mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:31, archived)
oh I get it haha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:30, archived)
Well played!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 11:43, archived)
you've upset the qftw top blokes now dave, the samurai sword of great vengeance awaits

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:33, archived)
People get upset too easily.
Especially when you bring out old memes like "b3ta isn't like it used to be".
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:43, archived)
that thing with that cat

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:36, archived)
Totally saw a cat video where the cat had a laser pointer attached to its head.
Might try it with my dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:44, archived)
sturdy girl

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:44, archived)
lol upset

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:57, archived)
Might go to the seaside.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:01, archived)
Save time and skip straight to the post-beach feeling.
Wash your hair with salty water and have a go at your feet with sandpaper.

In your case, you can replace washing your hair with your more usual activity of being a bukakke target.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:02, archived)
Good idea, all the tourists are nearly gone

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
The seaside has tourists?
What is this 1955?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:04, archived)
back when /talk was in its heyday

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
^^^bitterness^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:07, archived)
sorry not reading your post as your user number is too high

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)
fair enough, i think that's how it works. the lower your user number, the higher your sense of self importance.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:08, archived)
I was self-important before I ever got a number
LOOK AT ME YOU PRICKS.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)
B3ta hasn't changed much really
it's just less busy these days, you still get a few nice gasps of breath in a miasma of despair.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:09, archived)
I was thinking I'd do that Sunday evening, have a dip.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)
oh I do like to be beside the seaside

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:08, archived)
pushing that shit down the board

































hi
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:15, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:17, archived)
hello there

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:17, archived)
#shiningsnakeofjustice

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:17, archived)
#LLCoolG

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:18, archived)
m

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:23, archived)
th

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:23, archived)
yeah, i heard you like pushing shit places

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:24, archived)
who told you? was it YOUR MUM?
Be weird if it was, I've never met her.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:25, archived)
oh you have
we all have

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:26, archived)
joke's on you, that was baldmonkey's mum!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:27, archived)
what have we done :(

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:31, archived)
:( :( :( :(
:( :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:37, archived)
not very nice to disrespect mrs manolith snr

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:29, archived)
#gentlemanandasnake

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:30, archived)
this isn't better.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:25, archived)
I don't care do I, do what I want don't I

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:26, archived)
Hello everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:32, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:33, archived)
Hello GMoS.
/talk has been invaded by QoTW dickheads. A sad state.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:36, archived)
it's not like the good old days is it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:39, archived)
the good old days of comedy racist Mykeyboy and comedy rapist hexachordal?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
gosh i feel terrible for posting here now and ruining everything

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:48, archived)
Good

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
You missed out Supermatt...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:01, archived)
christ
you could have warned us that the third link contains an appearance from dave the hat
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:00, archived)
Fucking hell, I didn't even spot that...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
not clickin them, looks like a load of old shit that pricks get weepy about when they realise '/talk's not as good as it used to be'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:02, archived)
what a bunch of cunts
I'm glad they're all dead
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:13, archived)
hello, the lovely GMoS

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:37, archived)
alright GMoS

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:40, archived)
morning GrandmaOfShoes

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
I'm here now, it's ok.
Any of you lost any of that excess weight (fat) lately? No? Some things never change.

IT Alt: Anyone know of a good but cheap ATX case that will take 8-10 3.5" HDDs?

Alt: Can you resist seeing what this is? b3ta.belm.co.uk/sandworm.webm
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:11, archived)
NEXT!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:14, archived)
Next bumhole?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:36, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:18, archived)
My weight is stable, thank you very much.
IT Alt: store everything in the cloud - it is 100% secure, and guaranteed to never go wrong.
Alt: Yes. Yes, I can.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:22, archived)
Of course you're stable of weight - your user ID is under 10000
Ah the cloud. Where stupid people put personal stuff.
It's a shame you resisted, it's very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:39, archived)
no fat chicks
/jmgac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:24, archived)
Fat people ruin everything.
Their only use is for entertainment - videos of them falling over and getting hurt are ALWAYS funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:41, archived)
most can take at least 4,
and you can get adapters to fit another 4 in 3 5.25" bays.

I don't usually use full ATX cases though so i can't recommend any in particular, especially not cheap ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:52, archived)
Yeah, this is the problem I have.
You can even get five 3" drives in three 5" bays (vertically), but those boxes are £70 upwards for some reason that seems to be simple greed on the manufacturer's part - they contain no complex electronics.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:59, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:00, archived)
How do Mr H?
Have a smashing day
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:20, archived)
I should think so
You ok Spanish wombat?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:21, archived)
Am alright thanks Mr H.
Back into the swing of things at work and just killed me a massive fucking moth.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:40, archived)
is this a child noncing euphemism?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:44, archived)
It might be

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:39, archived)
Have you no heart?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
I fucking hate moths.
Don't mind spiders or anything like that but moths fuck me right off
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:01, archived)
Not sure that's cause to bring death upon them, just scoop em up and chuck em outside

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:09, archived)
YOU DON'T KNOW MAN YOU WEREN'T THERE!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:11, archived)
morning Herr Morrible

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 7:44, archived)
Again.

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:07, archived)
mateno

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:10, archived)
Walking down the street, your morning routine is interrupted by a flash of black and white wings, settling down on the street in front of you is a largish blackbird with a few white spots -- a magpie!
Not wanting to ruin what could be a great day, you tip your hat and say, "Good morning Mr. Magpie. How is your lady wife today?" Congratulations - you've just warded off bad luck by saluting a magpie.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:34, archived)
The Eurasian magpie has no spots, and is a member of the crow family, I have no idea what the fuck you are looking at.

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:58, archived)
your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:05, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:35, archived)
guten morgen frau horrible

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:36, archived)
stick it up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:40, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:57, archived)
Morning Mr H
sup?
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:58, archived)
Alright gloves
Early doors but what's on the agenda for the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:00, archived)
yeah not bad ta, off to see proffessor elemental compare a night of caberet with a dinner. Somewhere in london, not sure where, the missus booked this one.
what about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:06, archived)
Wedding. Last weekend a surprise 70th
This weekend a wedding. And they have been COMPLETE CUNTS and invited us to the DAYTIME as well as the evening party bit. What total wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:08, archived)
unlucky.
last weekend took the sprogg camping in the van to a private party. She bloody loved it, every time I turned my back she'd be right up in front of the speakers, which were complained about 6 miles away. haha. I was concerned for her tiny ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:12, archived)
this sounds like child abuse to me...
...and i would know.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:15, archived)
I told her not to stand there, she kept sneaking off, that's her own choice

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 9:20, archived)
So loads of celeb pics from hacked phones just released on the net and yer all jibber-jabbering about I don't know what.

(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:36, archived)
is it yesterday still? been nothing on /b/ for that long, old news is old, like most of the pictures

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:39, archived)
I figured some of you as homeless who check their porn every day or so at the public library so thought I'd just give a head's up.

(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:41, archived)
a day later? why the wait if you are so public spirited

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 23:53, archived)
Just curious...
Do all brits lick balls like Jessica Brown Findlay?
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:11, archived)
I'd have no idea, my main issue is why wear an expensive suit shirt combination and not have a cracking tie, particularly if you are being interviewed on tv

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:19, archived)
I guess there's no accounting for taste when it comes to fashion...
...or slurping taint.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:21, archived)
Please describe how JBF kicks balls.
Does she have a particularly unique way of doing it? If not then probably most people lick balls like JBF as a statistical likelihood. If she does have a unique way of licking balls then it would appear unlikely that all Brits do lick balls like she does. Why do you ask? Are you some kind of moron?
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:21, archived)
I take it you haven't seen the leaked celeb stuff then.
NSFW: www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/comments/2f44n0/new_celeb_leaked_pics_all_in_one_place/

*There's more than this and it gets taken down quickly but you can find it all with some quick hunting around on Reddit.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:24, archived)
nobody cares, and that was yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:33, archived)
Dolphin has been quiet since I posted the link.
I think he cares.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:38, archived)
Nah
Was asleep.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 8:06, archived)
with her foot

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:32, archived)
Never heard of any of them, nor do I recognise any of them.
I suspect they all have the same publicist.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:31, archived)
There's a long list of others that most would know.
4Chan is trying to get the OP to release them.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 0:39, archived)
Don't know, don't care.
If it's really that important to you then I suggest that you fuck off back to 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Sep 2014, 1:03, archived)
Just making conversation.
And celebrity porn makes for good conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 1:10, archived)
I haven't seen it but I heard it's called "The Fappening" which i thought was quite lol

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 1:56, archived)

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