You know he'll be along in a minute to start another one.How are you? I'm in work today for a big meeting with a contractor
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 7:37,
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I've never put anyone on 2.0 because I'm not a raging fucking crybabyYeah am alright, hard rain down here, easy day hopefully, crossing my fingers for an early finish. Can you get them to bribe you in some way? Sounds like you could do alright if you play it right son, good luck!
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Last week they dropped in a case of beers.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Feb 2021, 7:51,
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Announcing, apropos of nothing, that you're not a raging fucking crybabyis always the best way to prove that you're not a raging fucking crybaby.
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Anyone got any foreign hols booked for this year?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 23:50,
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probably going to the same place sir tom moore wentthen come back and cough all over some cunts
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remember when you had three jobs and two hours sleep was a luxury?well, this episode is pretty good.
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feeling a bit tiredprobably could watch the end of this slightly dystopian russian robot thriller series tomorrow. today. toyota. whatever.
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I'm waiting to see which destination has the most exciting virus mutation available(, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 23:59, archived)
fuck that someone else can pick it up if it bothers themi'm for saving the environment not other people's eyeballs
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i have to be at work at 05.30i should be in bed really but i'm busy doing absolutely fuck all and apparently that's important to me at the moment for some reason.
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well anyway. daylight is far behind us. what's far behind you? hopes? dreams? dead dogs and cats and goldfish and hamsters and fucking wanking because you can't even be bothered to do that anymore? or maybe something else?
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a lot of people reckon cats are actually better than peoplebut people can shit in an actual toilet so that's bollocks.
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I have 3 fucking enormous cats, everyone says cats are supposed to be intelligent burr these cunts just miaow a lot, spray the front door curtain, eat everything and rip up the carpets. I do love them though so I guess I'm stuck.
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Also I don't have kids, so I'm hoping cats can either look after me in my old age or (more likely) dispose of my remains after I drink too much and choke on my own nostalgia.
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i had a cat once. he was a stray and i fed him for about 6 months when i was about 10 or 11.he used to live in an old lady's coal bunker a few houses down. NO NOT IN HER BUM. an actual coal bunker. one day he didn't come for food. and didn't for quite a few days. then my nextdoor neighbour said he'd given MY cat and it was MY cat not a stray cat it was MINE to a friend in streatham. total wanker my neighbour and i cried my eyes out for, well, ages.
anyway. two fucking years later MY cat rocked up on our doorstep. we lived in Epsom. (that's where the posh comes from, btw) and that's quite a fucking long way for a cat that wasn't really tehnically yours anyway to travel in all honesty. but it was definitely him, i can't be fucked to say why it definitely was, but it definitely was. and then he was our cat for ever more. and he lived until at fucking least 25 years old no word of a fucking lie. ginger tom. fucking massive. basically a lion. soft as shite. best cat ever.
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because i was 10 i called him 'ginger'when i told my grandad i had a cat he asked its name was and i said 'ginger'
no word of a fucking lie, dead pan, he says 'oh, what colour is it?'
my grandad was great. he used to live in a coal bunker a few doors down. NO NOT IN AN ANUS. an actual coal bunker. and one day my neighbour gave him to a friend in streatham and we never saw the cunt again.
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London. I have no ties there any more, I wonder if I’ll ever go back. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 22:38,
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they'll probably mail you back when you dieand we'll have to pay the postage
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I heard he wrote to the London Marathon because he'd read that they were making sure the races were kept apart(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 19:49,
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I saw him protesting outside blackheath station because heath ledger wasnt called whiteheath, hes that mental (, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 19:54, archived)
honestly, you say anything other than "heath of colour" these days, they arrest you and throw you in prison(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 19:56,
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I heard that he flirted with bivvyboi this morning(
broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 19:11,
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I liked it when he gazed me to donate some of my inheritance to a charity he was involved in, if course I didnt, I donated it to the national front (, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 19:12, archived)
Would I be right in saying you would never have done that if brb hadn’t gazzed you, and that it’s really his fault?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 19:30,
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Oh certainly. I live in an area where we had riots I attended against the bnp bookshop in welling (, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 19:32, archived)
So brb directly contributed to racism?Ironic, that.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Feb 2021, 20:35,
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Wow I didn’t think of it like that, you’re right!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 22:29,
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Poopoo peepee(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 21:47,
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careful, you might trigger brb with your ageism(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 22:02,
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alritehe's a fucking idiot pretending to be a bigger idiot so that his superior intellect flies under people's radar. which it does. it even manages to fly under slug's radars.
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in fact, his IQ is so low you can't even test it.you have to dig for it.
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also he hates niggers. and as a nigger myself i can't abide that.(, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 22:09, archived)
oh was that a bit too taboo for you? you wannabe yankee doodle candle fucker(, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 22:49, archived)
Fairly good.I won an epic battle against a giant corporation yesterday, but they've started another one today that is precisely 3&1/3 times more expensive. I blame Brexit.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 17:48,
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The supermarket finally took your coupons did they?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 23:25,
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This would be more like if a supermarket bought a voucher from me, lost it, then decided to sue me for their incompetence.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 13:51,
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I am in an MS Teams meetingthe presenter is really rocking the management speak with phases such as "we had some super great engagement earlier when we all went on together mode so thanks for that and for all your amazing questions."
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:51,
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"those of you who know me know my passions for the Teams support centre"
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:51,
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"I don't know if you've noticed but we have a weekly MS Teams and Zoom tip on the weekly staff newsletter. It's fantastic how you've all come together to share knowledge and learn more about functionality and I want to thank you for your engagement and I want you to keep that going."
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:53,
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"leverage those support centres to get the most out of teams. Feel free to connect with me on LinkedIn."
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:58,
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Sounds threatening... likedo you want to step outside?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:01,
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That one makes me want to hurt people.Specifically the person saying it, I suppose.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Feb 2021, 16:28,
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I used to be in the training team in an office. It was a massive pile of wank back then and I imagine things in that world have only gotten worse. Have you had to have any mandatory woke training or is that more the Americans?
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What's that?Analyse everything you're going to say before you say it, in case there's anything that could cause offence?
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Apologies to any speech-impaired boarders.All communication methods are equally valid.
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darkie, chinky, boche, slope, wop, dago, frog, nip, yank, gook, abo, welshman(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:57,
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You bored and staring out into the garden again?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:59,
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lolthat would be 'Romanian, Indian, Latvian, Indian, Albanian, Indian....'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:09,
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Fucking hell, how many staff do you have you posh get
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:22,
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No more than most, around a dozen I think?Hard to be certain as they really do all look alike, donchaknow
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:49,
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I always thought boche was spelled with an sh. You've certainly taught me a thing or two about racism today Richard.
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watch out, m8 - don't say anything racist, whatever you do(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 15:45,
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So, having a nice day?I'm not working, currently waiting at the doctors and I need to fart and I can feel it brewing and it is going to be a big one and I dont want to be Mr. Farts in the doctors.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:07,
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not too bad thanksown that fart m8, kneel down in the middle of the reception area and light it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:13,
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I held it in until they called my name and then let rip (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:26,
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Are they known thieves?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:26,
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I do not care for cherry cola(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:26,
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I haven't seen cherry coke about for ages, I must admit I've not really looked tho (, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:29, archived)
I had a raspberry Coke while in America a few years ago. It was pretty gross tbh.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 Feb 2021, 16:28,
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No,can't say I have(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:33,
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Boy George leered at me and blew me a kiss in Camden Sainsbury's when I was about 20Spared everyone the bother
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:41,
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hiya, sad to say the 30 years elapsed have not been kind to you :'((, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:55, archived)
the internet bullying I've been subjected to has really taken it is toll(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:56,
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What is his real name?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 12:18,
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I reckon he seems like a good laughapart from the old kidnapping and handcuffing to a radiator thing. I bet there's more to that story than is generally known though
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 13:22,
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what's a little thrashing with a chain between friends, after all?(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 13:45,
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it's too late m8you're already down in the appointments book as "Mr. Farts"
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:24,
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Please no real names.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:26,
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Quite good, ta Done a bit of shopping, bought a £1 scratchcard and won £20, now I'm having bacon ribs with some rather nice chilli jam
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 12:39,
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this week seems to be going on for-fucking-ever(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:25,
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4 day weekend for me.Still waiting on weed though :(
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:32,
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that's 'working your notice' for youwhen does your new job start and do you get a bit of a break in between?
PS please also provide the name of your first pet, your mother's maiden name and your NI number, thanks in advance
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:35,
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Last time I worked my notice I'd taken to openly streaming stuff on netflix by the end of it.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:37,
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haven't confirmed start date yet, so there's very likely to be a break as I'm finishing this one end of next weekI have yet to own a first pet
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 14:39,
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I thought 2.0ers weren't allowed to create new threadsAs per talk regulations
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it is very upsetting(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:57,
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I think maybe, just this once, we can make an exception(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:48,
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Did you not find them attractive? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 10:53,
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morning*logs out* jfc
*logs back in*
ah, that's better, bit too much 'whimsy, not aggression' for me, thanks all the same.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:03,
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Speaker chat woo yay!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:10,
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I always miss the best bits(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:33,
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I'm not sure that applies in this instance(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:42,
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I used to work in a HiFi shop, I'm full of exciting anecdotes about speakers(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:45,
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It was only around 10 to 10 when it started shit posting and yet mongy is stuck on the naughty step, all mods are shit , there (, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:12, archived)
What happened to manolith(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:13,
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He grew so tall, that he broke through the upper atmosphereAnd just sort of, drifted off into space
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:50,
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morningmight 'do a Bobby Sands' until justice is done
I'll wait until after breakfast to start, though
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:19,
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It really is a lot less upsetting when you put him on ignore, isn't itI'm not one to do that, usually, but I think he needs to take some time away from here. He's obviously going through something, and /chat isn't helping
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:13,
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I would think it's most likely your fault.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:17,
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And if it is, I apologiseBut I suspect he was like this before I showed up
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:49,
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YeahI'm not really sure what he's trying to achieve. Oh well. I wish him well, nonetheless
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:49,
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No, I imagine you don'tHe did get a bit personal, which definitely isn't on
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:20,
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I'm no stranger to the old 'turns into a cunt when drunk' disorder but that's a bigger problem when the culprit appears to be drunk all the timeThat can be shortened to 'is a full-time cunt'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:22,
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I have you down more are the 'crying teenage girl on the stairs at a house party' kind of drunk, m8(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:24,
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if there's one thing the world does not need it's 'more Fargo'(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:42,
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Yeah, sorry, I forgot that I should keep the more highbrow humour for /board.They're much more refined over there, with their funny-faced forklift man and 'imagine if [x] was STAR WARS' image challenges.
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ah, nowThe TV series is a different beast compared with the film. I really enjoyed the first two, wusnae that keen on the third one with ewan mcgregor.
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morningIt's just visual noise, I seem to be able to tune it out. Probably because I don't usually bother scrolling down very far, benefit of this place being tumbleweed city these days.
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in my case 'visual noise with a side order of deranged spiteful personal attack'(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:16,
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wouldn't it be great if spanishfly came back too?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 8:50,
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Which was the one who had a pub and also his wife and children hated him(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:49,
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Gee golly gosh what a swell morning :)(
broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:12,
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morningit's so much more peaceful when you've filtered out all the beakering
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 9:37,
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^Wonder where he is now. Didn't he try to make a comeback at one point?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Feb 2021, 10:56,
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This doctors waiting room is odd,Sort of like someone abandoned a game of musical chairs a few weeks ago and is too scared to enter the room to tidy it up
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 11:03,
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just getting a morning in before queef posts on top of meMorning
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I was upset that you were mean about my speaker response.Yeah, maybe I didn't have any new speakers, but I just wanted to chat
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 6:49,
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I was being niceThey were new when you bought them and I was happy you like them. I'm not always being a sarcastic wanker x
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It's hard to tell.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Feb 2021, 7:31,
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don't you start, I've just had to put Hitler on ignore for copious board-flooding(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 23:39,
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I promise you, they're all brilliant and worthy of watching if you're me.
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remember when you were young and beautiful?oh. well fuck off then you ugly cunt.
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yeah. it's a good song. i dunno. maybe this isn't the time or the place for itbut i dunno. i can't speak for the, well, it's not really a hivemind, but, like, i dunno, the three people that missed their bus b3ta mind, can't speak for them; The b3hind. could give them some advice tho, sort your clothes out the night before, schoolboy stuff, but who am i to the average man at a bus stop? just another grindr weirdo that missed his date. and that's the problem with life. even though you know you're the right answer, sometimes you gotta just drive on by. often because the police are right behind you.
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i'm going to see if i can find sir tom moore's b3ta accounthe must have one, it's where everyone else comes to die.
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sometimes when the jews get me down i just watch thisahhh yeahhh
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imagine just even being able to wear a hat like that and not look like a twateven without
a matching shirt
aha! i fucking got you. thought you knew everything but you didn't because a flea's penis is double the length of its body so how you like me now.
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memories. maybe for somonemaybe not. it's like a lottery i suppose
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when did you last buy a new set of speakers? and what were they? do you like them?come on. out with it.
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I bought a full set of kef 5.1 eggs, the original ones because my then wife made me give up floor standing speakers incase they fell on the baby. They were shit , the wife was shit and I've never bought speakers since 2004 (, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 20:21, archived)
I'm trying to remember what speakers I had to get rid of , memory is blank (, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 20:30, archived)
All my records went at a bootsale too, years of collecting, gone . (, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 20:49, archived)
damn. that hit me in the feels. is that record shop in wandsworth still going?dunno if that's local to you just always remember it being there.
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I've never bought a set of speakers (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 20:31,
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I bought some little Denon speakers about 5 years ago.Just for the desk. They're fine.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 20:53,
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Thanks for asking Hitler, can't remember when I bought them but I currently have:Tannoy Revolution DC6 bookshelf speakers together with some big non brand things for added whallop
M-Audio AV 40 as computer monitors
Rokit RP8 for studio & dj bollox
They all perform their various roles satisfactorily.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 21:18,
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big non brand eh? don't worry nobody on b3ta is savvy enough to find your house from your ip addressso we won't be coming to steal those focal grande utopia's, son
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also, whatever people say, tannoy make some top rate shit. wharfedale too.(, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 21:50, archived)
Rega RX3 about 5 years agoThey sound good but the cat likes to use them as scratching posts so might get rid
of the cat obvs
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 21:22,
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Did you go out and clap?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:20,
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Didn't like it?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:25,
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clap for the nhs, clap for tomclap for the economy, clap for the environment, clap in the hope that big asteroid will miss the planet.
fuck off.
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You seem to feel quite strongly about a lot of stuff.Maybe relax
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:48,
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feeling strongly about things i care nothing about is how i relax(, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:58, archived)
I do yoga (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 20:04,
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Where is your blitz spirit.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:25,
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I wouldn't recommend going outside and clapping if you are getting bombed, stay in and have a smoke, same with covid (, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:27, archived)
This is the sort of insight we need.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:39,
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I went for a walk and my thighs clapped togetherso technically yes
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:28,
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Dummy thicc(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:39,
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No, it's pointless, an empty gesture (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 20:11,
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Nowhere near the conservatives(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 20:30,
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i'm pretending you're sir tom moore risen from the dead and got the clapbecause of all the clapping for sir tom moore
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I had a crap. That's basically the same right?(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 23:11,
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You could always chuck a fiver out the window for each can you open(, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 16:49, archived)
Oh fucking hell I was taking the piss when I said clap for toms and now it's an actual thing(, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:00, archived)
Who'd have thought that the rt hon boris browses puerile digital sharts forums when looking for inspiration(, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:07, archived)
given the chance you'd spit in the queen's face wouldn't you.he's a national treasure and he's writing a book from his grave which is more than you'll ever do.
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Posthumous charity single lined up tooFund raising, I'm walking til I'm sore, laps around the garden lawn, done by Captain Moore
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it's going to raise millions for the NHS just like Cap'n Tom didand the same way banging saucepans at your window has funded the construction of five new hospitals
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 18:54,
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Apparently there's no point in having new facilities because there's no staff about to run them(, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 18:57, archived)
if only there were a person or a department in charge of spendingthat could decide to spend the money on training new staff or something
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:02,
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i miss the trendy bars in the local posher areafucking lovely little balconies to smoke on, nobody gave a fuck if you were clearly and completely off your tits and my uncle would usually show up with his mates towards the end of the night and buy me a drink or two
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:00,
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what I would love so much is a long, boozy Sunday lunch in a pub with a fire, my wife and my kid, game of scrabble or somethingit's been about a year now, what a heap of shit
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:21,
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i would love to be back there on the pullsitting on a stool by the bar, looking at the door every time it opened, occasionally looking at the clock, checking my phone frequently, supposedly for messages off my "friend" who hadn't shown up. a man would inevitably come over to ask if i was ok and offer to buy me a drink. you wouldn't believe how many of them fell for it.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:31,
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the barman was onto me pretty quicklyhe thought it was funny as hell
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:44,
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i'm old enough to be his mumhe is cute, but it'd be like going after my nephew, just all kinds of wrong
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:52,
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Perlenbacher pils from Lidl here, 4 x 500ml cans for £2.99, and when chilled a perfectly decent German lager(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:10,
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I had a wonderfully crisp lager in Berlin, that I was never able to find over here, and I've now forgotten the name of#ThatsInterestingTH
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:13,
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they are masters of lager, those cheeky Germans(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:18,
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might pop into Lidl tomorrow and get myself a bottle of Finton's(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:16,
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their 'fancy' tonic water is pretty good too, especially for the price(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:19,
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might give it a go, ta(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:29,
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when I was in Berlin about 10 years ago I kept trying cheaper and cheaper beers to find out where their 'undrinkable' point wasTurns out not to exist - I found 500ml bottles for (iirc) 29 cents
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:17,
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Yeah, my one was something like 59cThe missus was drinking lager at the restaurants because it was cheaper than water. A lot cheaper
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:22,
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it's a brilliant city, I was taken completely by surprise - wasn't what I expected at all(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:23,
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i remember my dad saying german beer really caught him off guardhe was working there and he said the first time they went to the pub, it was going down like lemonade. they didn't even realise how strong it was until they went outside and the cold air hit them
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:37,
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I think it's quite funny.Poor old hitler.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:32,
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maybe we cause this, maybe it is our fault
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 14:28,
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I wonder if there's anyone here who could dispense some quick free legal advice, online(, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 15:23, archived)
if I'd ever gone off on someone online for no reason and been shunned as a resultI'm sure the best way to redeem myself would be through constant desperate beakering for attention
convinced of it
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:35,
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oh there are plenty of desperate beakers on b3tab3ka, if you will.
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you don't do anything at all anymore now your litle wizbit won't stand up(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 14:18,
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I just don't know what's going on any more(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:46,
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Zombies are walking dead Dead things don't have feelings or emotions, so no, I very much doubt anyone has seen upset zombies
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 13:49,
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Bub was the exceptionbesides, he'd been there for month with the doctor providing mental stimulus
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 16:31,
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it's the time of the season (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 14:42,
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mt eerie y/nI just tried to listen to that A Crow Looked At Me again but could only get halfway through.
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that reminds mei need a new tree
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 15:48,
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:(get a hot water bottle and a box of chocolates and watch a rom-com hun xoxox
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 15:50,
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