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there are over 6000 starlink satellites cluttering up the sky.
bloody things are everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 0:55, archived)
might buy an air rifle

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 0:57, archived)
alright Katie Melua

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 6:51, archived)
sup

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 12:43, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 20:36, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 20:37, archived)
8.8.4.4

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 20:41, archived)
or whatever they are yeah. they went in right

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 20:56, archived)
B°ll°cks

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 20:52, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 21:15, archived)
ᵇᵒᶫᶫᵒᵓᴷˢ

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 0:33, archived)
right brains
i have two routers, an old one which works perfectly and a new one which works fine for the laptop but the desktop (which is also wireless via a recently purchased decent dlink pci adapter) keeps losing connectivity saying dns servers are borked. i changed the dns servers on the router to 1 1 1 1 and 8 8 8 8 which worked for a while but then the desktop starting having problems resolving addresses again. it's connected to the router fine just dns errors out randomly and often but not always.

no issues with lappy at all.

if you can't help or don't care or want to say bollocks that's fine. i won't think any less of you because in all honesty i'm not sure it's possible.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 19:36, archived)
Have you got any DNS servers set for the connection on the PC itself?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 19:54, archived)
ip and dns are on automatic in the network settings for that network
and the dns security bollocks in my browser is off (atm)
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 19:57, archived)
ipv4 on adapter is all auto as well

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 20:01, archived)
*shrug*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 20:01, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 20:02, archived)
can't believe you've done this

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 20:03, archived)
Have you tried turning it off and gnome with a hard on again?

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 20:50, archived)
*wry chuckle*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 20:55, archived)
Have you tried CIIJASIIE?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Jun 2024, 21:25, archived)
Dork!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 17 Jun 2024, 21:36, archived)
You are low on disk space, move 'windows' folder to 'recycle bin' and empty recycle bin, this should fix it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 22:17, archived)
NO

(sticklebricks, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:06, archived)
thank you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:20, archived)
Well quite

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:24, archived)
+ THANK YOU
Manners m8
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:29, archived)
yeah innit bruv

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 17:32, archived)
+B

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 17:47, archived)
silly boy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)
I just dun a fart that smells worse than yours.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 19:40, archived)
Actually I just done several.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 19:43, archived)
Does your fart smell bring all the boys to the yard?

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 20:49, archived)
Well it stinks like hell and I'm the only one here, so no.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 21:10, archived)
is it time for a new thread?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 15:56, archived)
Sure, here are three separate ASCII diagrams highlighting different signs and symptoms of human sadness:

Facial Expression
 
    :(
  ____|____
 /         \
|   SAD     |
|           |
 \_________/
 
Signs: Downturned mouth, frowning, teary eyes, drooping eyelids.
 


Body Language
 
     O
    /|\
    / \
  SAD
 /     \
|       |
|_______|
 
Signs: Slumped shoulders, hanging head, lack of energy, drooping posture.
 


Behavioral Signs
      ____  
     / __ \ 
    | |__| |
    | ____ | 
    | |  | | 
    | |  | |   
   ( )  ( )  
  ( SAD      )  
(              )
 \            /
  \__________/
 
Signs: Withdrawal from activities, lack of interest, isolation, staying in bed.


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:20, archived)
These are all signs of down syndrome
*claxoff* etc
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:24, archived)
Posting it, you mean
"These diagrams aim to visually represent some common signs and symptoms of sadness through simple ASCII art" ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:26, archived)
fuck they all describe me perfectly except for the broken shoulder

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:33, archived)

dreamed about my ex last night. haven't seen her for 15 years so i'm sure that's perfectly normal.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:34, archived)
ChatGPT mentioned it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 17:12, archived)
fucking hell m8
best lol of the year
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 17:21, archived)
late morning thread
hi cunt's
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 10:56, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Jun 2024, 10:58, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt'

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 11:03, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 11:02, archived)
bollocks to you too

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:06, archived)
Hello
The new neighbours have had their dogs in the garden since 8 this morning, my poor cat can't go out without being chased
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 11:51, archived)
Kill them
the neighbours, that is
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:04, archived)
seriously. Dog owners are the biggest fucking cunts.
We were driven out of our last house by new inconsiderate fucking neighbours who just left their dog out in the garden so it could come round and shit all over our lawn or bark continuously in the early hours outside our bedroom window. Wish I'd killed their fucking dog instead of moving out.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:06, archived)
I would not have stood for that
they would have had their dog's shits returned to them, via their letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:07, archived)
And how would you suggest I returned their dogs barks to them?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:13, archived)
Record them
Then get the biggest speakers you can find, put them right up against the wall that's closest to their bedroom and play the recorded barks at full volume at around 3am.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:34, archived)
i always thought 3am was more of a triangle

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:43, archived)
It's actually 2 isosceles triangles forming a rhombus

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:04, archived)
i'll give you a bloody rhombus in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:11, archived)
Excuse me, I'm a dog owner and I take serious excep - oh no wait, right enough.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:14, archived)
dog boner
lol
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:45, archived)
Little fuckers have camped outside my living room window
They shit there one time and it doesn't get picked up, there's gonna be trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:17, archived)
take control of the situation
shit there before they do
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:46, archived)
Good idea

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:16, archived)
Ours is well behaved it's all in the training
He shits in the woods and it's picked up and binned
He's not a barker
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:49, archived)
One barks
The other 2 don't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:04, archived)
savage
those other two dogs are ignoring the fuck out of it
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:13, archived)
He barks at other dogs but none live nearby

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:14, archived)
your missus moved out has she then?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:46, archived)
why are you letting your cat outside anyway?

(piss and shit, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 14:35, archived)
Pussy riot

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:25, archived)
He's hyper

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)
getting run over by a car will sort that

(piss and shit, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 19:15, archived)
hullo there

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:41, archived)
fuck of then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:50, archived)
hi m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:29, archived)
hiya!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:46, archived)
FARAGE4PM!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:30, archived)
Thanks!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 14:42, archived)
SAW2 getting a repress, get on it

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:45, archived)
great news, that's my favourite Stock Aitken Waterman album

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:58, archived)
Stock Aitken and Waterman were in a car crash, Aitken and Waterman were fine but Stock got a head injury, now he's vegetable Stock
The other two are just cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 15:13, archived)
Waterman drowned

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 15:25, archived)
Waterway to go :(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:10, archived)
There was a fourth member of the team, Ken something... I wonder what happened to him

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:25, archived)
he got very good with a rostrum camera
www.imdb.com/name/nm0607633/
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 17:33, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Jun 2024, 7:32, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 8:00, archived)
See the match last night?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Jun 2024, 8:05, archived)
Not a very convincing performance

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 17 Jun 2024, 8:46, archived)
I thought they looked great in attack right up until they had to defend, then the whole performance went down

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:31, archived)
Watched two games yesterday
I'm kind of feeling into this tournament in a very detached way, like an neutral observer almost. England not convincing but got the win, that's OK. Switzerland are my tip.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 9:23, archived)
I'm scottish mate, that germany match was awful

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Jun 2024, 9:28, archived)
It'll take a miracle for any Scotland side not to be garbage any time soon
That or a complete revision of the work permit or homegrown regulations to cause sufficient Scottish players to have regular Premier League football.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 9:37, archived)
Well exactly
Ye kin only pish wi the cock yiv got etc.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Jun 2024, 9:39, archived)
Cocks are for woofing birds and blobsters

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 10:48, archived)
You fucking tell him Mr H

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 8:20, archived)
Morning comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 8:19, archived)
Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Jun 2024, 8:28, archived)
*blows kiss*
LOL blows
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 17 Jun 2024, 8:46, archived)
Puts a firework up my butt and fires it at /chat

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 9:04, archived)
morning fucknugget

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 10:23, archived)
Hello you bunch of mini cheddars

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 10:26, archived)
Nothing mini about my cheddar, sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 10:55, archived)
you maxi cheddar cunt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 10:57, archived)
THE BIG CHEESE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 11:05, archived)
the big wotsit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 11:37, archived)
Looks like a babybel to me…

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 11:57, archived)
don't tell SF

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 17:35, archived)
i just watched team america world police
with my mum. no regrets.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 22:03, archived)
I've just watched your mum with Team America World Police
No charge lollollol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 22:34, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Jun 2024, 22:40, archived)
amorous badger

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 23:40, archived)
i feel a bit sick after that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 23:40, archived)
I ran a team on your mum in america
much regret
(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 23:00, archived)
i heard about that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 23:15, archived)
I'm surprised
her mouth was quite full
(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 23:21, archived)
takes more than ten chipolatas to fill her gob

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 23:27, archived)
that's not what she said

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 1:16, archived)
tbh she didn't like it much
i was suitably drunk and giggling like a schoolboy throughout

and yes, i got it. i'm her regret. she thinks i'm amazing you toxic horrible monster.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 1:23, archived)
i'm learning about GAIA
its mission is nearly at an end. it's very sad.

are you very sad? if so please tell me about it and include diagrams.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 1:26, archived)
if anyone's interested in space science:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyEVmDH5Cdk
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 1:29, archived)
piss off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 2:30, archived)
Very glad for the football
Meant A&E was really quick. Broken shoulder!!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:06, archived)
How did you manage that?
Manly sporting/sex injury? Just lolold?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:08, archived)
Tripped while out for a run
Put my arm out when I fell and there was a cracking noise and screams of agony.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:31, archived)
Make sure you heal up properly
as shoulders can get quite mangled when injured. Get a good physio (i.e. not one who offers crystals, magnets, acupuncture or any other fake complimentary bullshit) asap.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:24, archived)
Fake complimentary bullshit?
You mean like someone saying "Oh your hair looks great, have you had it done?" when it's been weeks since you went to the hairdressers and you know it's a total mess, that sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:34, archived)
Maybe your hair actually looks nice like that.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 20:58, archived)
broken shoulder?
rings a bell for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:08, archived)
hope you did it at work otherwise you ent gettin shit
unless you are. i dunno your circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:20, archived)
Did the right shoulder in 2016
That required surgery. This is just a fracture.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:32, archived)
i done an avulsion fracture to my glenoid
if you know what i mean *waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:37, archived)
if i had a lever long enough i could move the glenoid

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:39, archived)
fucked up shoulder cru in full effect, we don't have a fixed gang sign, just wince when you raise your hand

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:11, archived)
ooh that smarts a little

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:15, archived)
PUT SOME TORN TENDONS INTO IT YOU SISSY

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:16, archived)
i need a therapulist

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:19, archived)
you fucking spaz

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:14, archived)
^
yeah wot an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:14, archived)

donate.scope.org.uk/?campaign=24SCWB01
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:18, archived)
I am doing proper belms

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:33, archived)
I can well believe it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 17:01, archived)
now I don't believe you wanted to dooo that!

(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:16, archived)
only me
+deocre catchphrase comedy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:17, archived)
oi! mohahaaa! NO!

(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:34, archived)
Shut that door!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 17:35, archived)
I am considerably more annoying than yow!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Jun 2024, 17:02, archived)
Ooh, Betty!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 17:36, archived)
Don't mention Operation Desert Storm!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:06, archived)
They don't like it up 'em!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_catchphrases_in_American_and_British_mass_media
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:21, archived)
Don't tell him what your name is, Kryten!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:29, archived)
One foot in the plonker

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:38, archived)
I don't believe you!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:40, archived)
Eeeehhhhhhh!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:47, archived)
I've realized that a large portion of my life has been spent trying to sensible about what have often seemed to me to be completely senseless activities

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 17:56, archived)
soccer?

(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:05, archived)
I can really get involved watching soccer sometimes, forgetting about myself and everything else for 90 minutes is definitely worthwhile.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:13, archived)
What is life without art

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:51, archived)
LOL
tart
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:39, archived)
You are as clumsy as mc
He did summat to his shoulder too
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:03, archived)
What do we want? Low flying planes!
When do we want them?

NYEEEOWWW!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)
Alright cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:29, archived)
COME ON SERBIA!
FUCKING FOOTBALLLLL
(sticklebricks, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 14:00, archived)
Great Football Banter

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 14:47, archived)
Golden Fuzzy Bollocks

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 14:54, archived)
Ginger Furry Balls
is OK i think
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 16 Jun 2024, 15:28, archived)
-ING

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)
hooray

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:02, archived)
up the Arsenal !

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:01, archived)
i'm looking for a big litre (3-4) diesel motor engined carambulator that embodies the four* Q's:
Quality, Quick, Qomfy and Queliable. and Queer, of course.

something big. executive. comfy. sorry, qomfy. but not horribly twattish like an suv.

any thoughts?

*five
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:51, archived)
i also don't want to spend loads because i am a povvo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:52, archived)
Go all out and buy a tour bus

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:58, archived)
i refuse.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:59, archived)
AcQuiesce

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 12:36, archived)
Go for the 5 Qs
Queer?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:58, archived)
thank you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:59, archived)
Quantum Physics?
Or queefs?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 12:50, archived)
Honda Acquord

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 12:51, archived)
an internet search suggests a carambulator is a beer
so I can't help
(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 12:56, archived)

wat
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:07, archived)
lord Jesus gave you legs for a reason, if you buy a car it's like literally spitting in the face of god

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 13:51, archived)
YFSFC

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 16 Jun 2024, 15:28, archived)
It's like bukkakeing the holy mother

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:16, archived)
cum all ye faithful

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:03, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Jun 2024, 7:11, archived)
*waves*

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 16 Jun 2024, 8:16, archived)
Alright Ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Jun 2024, 8:39, archived)
no virtual lans, please

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 9:01, archived)
+ Katrina and the

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 8:54, archived)
Katrina and the Ians

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Jun 2024, 9:10, archived)
Katrian, maybe yours will win Eurovision

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:39, archived)
Anyone get any decent Father Day stuff?
I got 3 cards, 2 home made
The dog one was the best imho
Looking forward to a brunch later where I shall stuff myself
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 8:52, archived)
piss off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 9:01, archived)
xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:06, archived)
piss off

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Jun 2024, 9:11, archived)
xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:07, archived)
piss off dog molester

(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 9:15, archived)
xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:07, archived)
You're shitter than bou

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 9:44, archived)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 10:15, archived)
strut myself
lol
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:28, archived)
no thanks
maybe tomorrow
(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 9:15, archived)

i'll wanna settle down
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 9:27, archived)
I am Mystic Smeg.
Today's prediction, Prince Harry's new book will be complete wank and further alienate him from his weird family.

Today's homeopathic remedy, cheese.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 23:57, archived)
Successfully avoided another candlebollox day.
Now, how are you degenerates today?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:11, archived)
that's a lot of candles!

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)
enlightening

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:07, archived)
It is my wedding anniversary today.
I ordered a magnolia grandiflora as my wife said she misses the one from our last house. Ordered it to work so she wouldn't see it, successfully then transported the 8 foot tree back in my car and did the school pick up and hid it in the garage and explained to my 6 year old daughter that it was a secret surprise and not to tell mummy.
When my wife got home yesterday my daughter immediately said 'mummy would you like a magnolia grandiflora for your secret anniversary present from daddy?'
Little shit
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)
explained to my 6 year old daughter that it was a secret surprise and not to tell mummy
Alright spanishfly
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:42, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:42, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:34, archived)
kids are shit at keeping secrets

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:42, archived)
They're shit at most things

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:43, archived)
When they get to high school they turn into monsters
Number 1 goes to Hogwarts she is a total snob tbh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:01, archived)
^ parent of the decade

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:54, archived)
oooh! you're THAT guy

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 20:10, archived)
At least when the tree dies you'll have a funny anecdote to remember

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:22, archived)

b3ta.com/links/1616084
(Planearm, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:36, archived)
you're in fire!

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)
CANDLES!

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)
you are OLD Happy b3taday!

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)
etc

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)
prick

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:39, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:43, archived)
scott

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:48, archived)
no real Scots please

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:17, archived)
dmedff

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:34, archived)
I'm very well, thanks for asking
And yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:44, archived)
No you didn't, I saw them on /board.
I didn't say anything though because candles are for blobbing birds and woofters.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:00, archived)
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:06, archived)
- BACK
+ UP THE BUMHOLE
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:59, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 23:44, archived)
and cakes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)
Now you tell me

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:42, archived)
Here you go 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:28, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 21:15, archived)
Squeee!!!
Candles!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:35, archived)
*glomps*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 21:16, archived)
anal

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Jun 2024, 20:08, archived)
meh

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 20:11, archived)
scott,

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Jun 2024, 21:35, archived)
Hi /chat

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 15:25, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 15:46, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 15:48, archived)
echo!

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 15:50, archived)
no, just my nephew thinking he's funny

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)
he is a bit funny
looking!
(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 16:01, archived)
he is a bit
he's 6"2 and looks like he needs to run round in the shower to get wet. chest like a toast rack, despite being a human version of a locust.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 16:55, archived)
probably worms
you get those in deprived areas
(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:40, archived)
I thought you got them in soil

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:41, archived)
soil is a pretty deprived area tbh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)
Is it me you're looking for?
#lionelchat
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 16:46, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Jun 2024, 8:02, archived)
yeah

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 8:13, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Jun 2024, 8:16, archived)
already?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 8:46, archived)
SIR I AM NOT A MONEY THIEF

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Jun 2024, 8:49, archived)
HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:01, archived)

SHITPIPE

+ MONEYTHIEF
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:56, archived)
raining

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 9:15, archived)
Morning comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 9:23, archived)
Nice weather for mushroom hunting

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 9:31, archived)
Been up since 4.30
Needed to sort SHED out for the barbecue
At work at mo
Then barbecue and football
Might diddle a dodo
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 10:00, archived)
More of a charcoal person myself but I guess shed would work

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 10:06, archived)
It is charcoal yeah
Looks like rain so shed time with door and window open
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 10:54, archived)
don't asphyxiate yourself and then burn the shed down eh
edit: unless you want to, I'm not the police
(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 11:27, archived)
I'm running a fan off an extension lead
I'd never harm Sheddy McShedface
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 11:35, archived)

running
off an extension lead
I'd never harm Sheddy McShedface +ny
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 11:39, archived)
Well done!
You have far too much time on your hands Doing sweet potato chips, salad and made some chili burgers last night and got a monkfish
Fish lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:17, archived)
I'm doing burgers today also

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:57, archived)
i just had burgers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 14:02, archived)

Morning. I have to go and work in a pub today with a bunch of 20 year olds. Wonderful.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 10:32, archived)
Said it before, sux 2 b u lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Jun 2024, 10:39, archived)

Thank you for your sympathetic ear.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 11:19, archived)
Aye, nae probz min

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Jun 2024, 11:25, archived)

to go and work in a ginger
today with a bunch of 20 year olds +es
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 12:09, archived)

Good work.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:21, archived)
It's nigh on 13:30
You bloody fool
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:23, archived)
i've fractured my shoulder like a twat

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:30, archived)

How?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:37, archived)
Like a twat, can't you fucking read?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:56, archived)
also what he said

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:57, archived)
using a pickaxe to pickaxe something that didn't want to be pickaxed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:57, archived)
Him heap big clumsy, chief.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:58, archived)
LOL
clum
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Jun 2024, 15:00, archived)
hahaha
you fucking spastic
(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 14:56, archived)
thanks, i appreciate it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 16:32, archived)
my mum liked fesshole so much i had to lend one of them to her
that is all. goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 3:41, archived)
Ok cool

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 3:50, archived)
GO TO SLEEP

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 9:00, archived)
one what?

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 11:28, archived)
One mum

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:23, archived)
One hole
One prize, one goal
One golden glance of what should be
It's a kind of magic
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 13:56, archived)
You earworm-inducing cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 14:49, archived)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 16:36, archived)
my computer is just about to update to windows 11
97% atm. if i don't come back online please get brb to give me a ring.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 19:36, archived)
99%
goodbye cruel wurld
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 19:38, archived)
ps. fuck off brb.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 19:38, archived)
I think he already did
right after bou gave him her number

*wedding bells*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:18, archived)
11 windows? Lol, I had 95

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 19:43, archived)
I had a personalized version, it said ME

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:41, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:47, archived)
MOO

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:48, archived)
I think there was one called xp. I didn't need xp at that point so I left it.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:55, archived)
XP was very good

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:57, archived)
Not getting the xp joke or just trying to engage with me, either way, ha

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:10, archived)
gamer lulz

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:16, archived)
I actually didn't get the joke sos

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 22:26, archived)
game over man, game over

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:37, archived)
none of my pcs are new enough for 11
but I'm glad because my partner's pc has it and it's fucking awful
If I could get photoshop to run in linux mint I'd switch to that
(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:00, archived)
these go to eleven

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:42, archived)
my pc is a beast
and all i do with it is watch youtube and talk to you cunts
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:47, archived)
I tend to watch pirated movies and scan and process art
occasionally watch porn, but mostly do that on the phone
(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:18, archived)
with your phone resting on your missus' back, i hope

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:27, archived)
Will gimpshop run?
Lol gimp
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:55, archived)
I tried gimp
hated it
I have photoshop cs6 and am stuck in my ways
(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:16, archived)
i hated it too
i have cs6 also. high five.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:26, archived)
FUCKING NERDS, WATCH THE FOOTBALL

(sticklebricks, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:16, archived)
Jocks are buggered tbh

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:56, archived)
No ring
Fake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:37, archived)

O
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:49, archived)
HAHA WINDOWS WANKER
been running it for ages, no real difference to 10 for most users, turn all telemetry off but you shoulda done that in 10 anyway, the snapshot thing sounds like a cunt but will deal with that when it happens
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:50, archived)
all telemetry was off. will check it's all still off now.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:53, archived)
yeah does tend to reset itself after an update. Also when I said snapshot, it's not that. it's called recall, fucked up idea but if it happens I'm sure there will be means to disable it

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:01, archived)
Just back from Rishi's, really tasty south Indian food.
Apparently Scotland are shit at football, who knew
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:13, archived)
Not too impressed with the menu as a veggie, then realized there was a second page, dosa and tuffin, that's me sorted
Excellent prices for a big city too, or is that standard?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 22:29, archived)
Nothing like actual India, where the default is vegetarian and there's a tiny meat section in the corner.
That was North India though, I never went south so may be different there.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 22:40, archived)
LOL tiny meat

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Jun 2024, 23:18, archived)
The dosas were fucking amazing, hth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 22:41, archived)
Pushing that tragic mess down the board.
I couldn't give a shit about football, but I'll still watch it later. How excited are you about the football? Who do you think will win the tournament?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:29, archived)
as long as both teams try their hardest and have a good time
we'll all be winners
(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:35, archived)
I hope it's a game of two halves,
and the lads give 110% and are as sick as a parrot
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:38, archived)
I hope it's a game of thirty two thirty seconds
just to keep everyone on their toes
(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:46, archived)
Don't shoot until you see the whites of the goalpost's eyes

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:23, archived)
shoot your white in a goalies eyes?

(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:01, archived)

And eat hot chip.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:39, archived)
I bet if I said this to my 20 something kids they wouldn't understand the cliché. You are old, just saying.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 18:19, archived)
Keegan went in like a surgeon's knife. Bang!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 19:23, archived)
I hope Scotland get 1-0 against Germany.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:39, archived)
You dreadful racist, I'm telling brb

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:40, archived)
OK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:41, archived)
Just as soon as he calls me
My phone number is on my Facebook page
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:42, archived)

/talk is far more pleasant now brb is ignoring me.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:42, archived)
Have you seen those really aggressive signs you always get next to ring roads?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Jun 2024, 18:07, archived)

Is that his job?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 18:48, archived)
I meant the ones that say PICK YOUR OWN STRAWBERRIES

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Jun 2024, 18:50, archived)

Indeed I have.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 19:20, archived)
Ok, cool

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Jun 2024, 19:40, archived)
You seem confused about what point you're going for here,
not for the first time
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:48, archived)
It was just a shit joke, delivered badly, no more no less

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Jun 2024, 23:19, archived)
Leave bou alone
France will win
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:40, archived)
If it is bou, at least it's a different shtick.
It's not though, it's one of you bored cunts
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:44, archived)
probably the same twat that does GFB

(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:47, archived)
I hate that cunt

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:51, archived)
good forning britain

(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:57, archived)
Get fucked, Barry

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:58, archived)
Grant Fucking Bovey

(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:59, archived)

Gigantic floppy breasts.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:51, archived)
Schticks and schtones will break my bones.
I am Mystic Smeg.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:47, archived)
Weren't very good at predicting your own death, were you?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:52, archived)
Don't believe everything you read.
My death was faked so I could escape the clutches of big media personalities such as Rupert Murdoch and Gary Lineker.

I am Mystic Smeg.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:10, archived)

I did not know Mystic Meg was dead. The fact she had 7 cats was less of a surprise.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)
fat cats

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 19:37, archived)

Pipes from Ghostwatch mark 2.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:10, archived)
I can't believe a word you say.
Why volunteer information you claim not to care about? Why instantly contradict your obviously false claim?

In answer to your questions: not even slightly, and no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:56, archived)
Ukraine obvs

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:01, archived)
I didn't know about the football, what kind of football is happening?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:06, archived)
Labour

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:14, archived)
Fooooooooo00OooooOotballlllllllllllll ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽
Not that fussed really
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:20, archived)
I enjoy football. I hope England win. Be tough , the euros always are.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 18:17, archived)
I'll support England if/when Scotland crash out,
I can't stand the chippy anti-English cunts. Not promising I won't laugh if you also crash out, mind.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:43, archived)
I am Mystic Smeg.
My divination for the day is that Mcdonalds will be found to have been using human meat in their burgers.

My homeopathic advice is to stop doing that or you'll get hairy palms.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:38, archived)

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