Is there anyone I should gaz about this?www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10342/1723033122/IMG4759.jpeg
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 13:19,
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Send it to Rosalicious.She still checks GAZ once a year.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 17:34,
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I don't think he logs in at all now.I managed to get a reply from SickRik a few years ago though.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 18:11,
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No-one’s gazzed me in more than 11 years*weeps*
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 20:36,
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The blood of my enemiesalso shit and semen.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 23:09,
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Knob cheddar thread?Is that like string cheese?
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 12:00,
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You're definitely on some sort of watch list now. (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 12:05,
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But in another universe he was early(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 12:44,
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not that there's anything wrong with that (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 13:07,
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beepeedee got loads of attention posting his and i didn't get any (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 13:22,
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Ashoooooole!www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAm9ZofG_q4
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 9:30,
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I thought we already did a morning thread.Is it the next day already?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 8:43,
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I would say the other one doesn't count because it was started by a prickbut that would disqualify this one as well
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If we discounted threads started by prickswe wouldn't have had anything new on here since about 2009.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 9:03,
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Yesterday brought some lovely Depeche Mode chat though(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 9:38,
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Morning comradesFancy a senseless bigoted riot?
I'm up for one
Meet at mine 7 tonight yeah xxxx
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Yeah nice one bruv I’ll bring the Stella and the quinoa (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 7:13,
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Morning I can't, I'm off to see Deadpool tonight
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 7:43,
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Silly President of North KoreaScousers can’t afford petrol.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 8:08,
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Yeah sure, looking forward to taking are country back(
Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 8:04,
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Eh lads, a Welsh Christian has killed some English Christians, let's therefore kill Muslims, burn Mosques and murder innocent children staying in refugee hotels.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 16:05,
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b3ta FPL League 2024-25?Hi, I've been trying to find out who set up the FPL (Fantasy Premier League) b3ta league last year but Google is not helping me at all.
Does anybody know who set it up, or if it will be renewed this year?
And who won last year's? Did they get an honorary glasscocx?
Ta.
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Well done!I was in the top 10 for some of time after January but dropped back to about 20. I don't think it's possible to see previous year's tables is it?
If it doesn't get renewed by the weekend I'll contact The Doveston to see if he can sort it. Thanks.
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Pizza makes you into a right mardy bastard, doesn’t it?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 19:52,
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a game i don't understand with no reward at the end of it, where do i sign upalt: bollocks
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 0:31,
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Was the league called "b3ta Shield"?I can't find it by Googling.
And how does one contact The Doveston? Is he on Twitter?
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I believe you are looking for Ian Botham's FootPenisLeagueIt is usually won by Ian Botham's FootPenis
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i'm accidentally drunk already so i ordered a pizza.what is your favourite pizza? you can't say hitler.
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 18:55,
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My favourite pizza is the round one.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 19:32,
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 17:18,
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hello bs.i hope everything is going splendidly
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 17:22,
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alright MC, work is a big ol' bag of cunt, otherwise splendid ta, yourself?(
broadsword w⚓, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 17:37,
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same old shit. work is actually okay tho. also i built a shed, from scratch. it's turned out pretty good. (
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 17:40,
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have some of thisyou big twatgoblin
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 18:18,
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You know, for someone named Great Forum Banter, your forum banter really isn’t all that great.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 18:18,
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i have a hunch it's spanishfly but i'm not sure and also i don't care(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 18:22,
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I’m not sure who that is and also I don’t care either.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 19:31,
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It better be a round oneor I’m calling the fucking cops on you.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 19:44,
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Cat chat. Cat chat. Do you have a cat? How did you do that?We want a cat but are a bit unsure about how to go about acquiring one - buy one for about £100, charity seems a bit judgmental, gumtree, meet a bloke in a pub then dodgy sale in the alley around the corner, find 'em in a hedge like porn mags in the olden days?
If you've got a cat how did you actually acquire yours?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 13:43,
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And FIRE. And hoover. And 4fleas.(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 14:33,
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I have one It's the third cat I've had. First one was given to me because the owners decided they'd rather have a dog. Second one was given to me by my cousin, who decided that she was allergic to it. Third and current one was given to me by my best friend, when one of her cats had kittens. His little brother will be coming home with me next month.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 14:40,
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I just don’t know people who have catsWho have kittens
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 20:37,
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My cat showed up and wouldn't go away until I let him move inHe's a cantankerous old shit and is very much devoted to me and my provision of food, shelter and attention for him.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 14:48,
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Got mine from a local cat & dog rescue centre.Brother and sister, the boy had a taste for rubber and every day brought us rubber bands, car and house window seals. The girl just wanted to sit on my lap. Best cats ever.
Do not buy one from a dealer. Cat dealers, like dog dealers, are scum. Do not get a 'pure' bred Nazi cat. Go to a charity, go and see each cat, let them pick you.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 15:45,
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all of the cats we've acquired since i've lived here have just turned up at our back door as strays or feralsI encourage you to go to a local cat shelter.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 16:50,
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i had a cat, it was a stray ginger tom that lived in next door but one's coal bunkeri fed it for ages then the neighbour took it to his friends in streatham (we lived in epsom), and i was heartbroken.
two years later it tuned up on the doorstep and it was our cat forever after. live to about 25. was a lovely gentle soft as shite huge ginger tom. i called it ginger because i was 13. when i told my grandad its name he asked what colour it was. he was a rite wag.
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 16:52,
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does they bring on your allergies you snotty little wetboy?(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 17:33,
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my partner bought hers on facebookbut both sellers lied about them being litter trained lol
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I've stopped that for nowMight have a go tomorrow
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 13:24,
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we would probably all benefit from b3ta being down for a while(
Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 13:26,
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Morning comradesJust read last night's thread re music
I am listening to New Sensations by Lou Reed, in my opinion the best solo thing he did
Oh and bollocks
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Another band I thought were crap are ErasureThe wife likes them we went to see them and they were brilliant
Even though they put their willie's in each other
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You fucking stupid fucking cuntSongs of Faith And Devotion or gtfo
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 10:15,
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I acknowledge this differenceFaith and Devotion kicks royal ass though.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 10:29,
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In fact, I think I shall give it a spin(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 10:31,
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Basically Flood was imperious at that pointAnything he worked on was gold.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 11:01,
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Depeche Mode were way more convincing doing 'alternative rock' than U2 were.(, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 16:21, archived)
Equally Achtung Baby and Zooropa are the only things U2 have done that aren't total bollocks(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 17:00,
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Morning Listening to a bit of Bowie here
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 7:33,
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He's done some total crapBut some good stuff too
He's no Coldplay though
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Just trying to drown out everybody wants to rule the world, tbh (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 10:02,
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Berlin is great, if massively bleak.Although I don't know his catalogue all that well, tbh.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 7:41,
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New Sensations was when he'd packed the gear inVery upbeat
I think Berlin was when he was hitting the skag
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I've been re-listening to Mclusky and Future of the Left which is a change from my usual synthy electronica like swapping lube for sandpaper.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 9:20,
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Have you heard Warrington Runcorn New Town Development Plan?If you like synthy electronics it will be up yr street.
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Genuinely thought that was some bullshit made up hipster band nameTurns out it’s a real bullshit hipster band name and I hate the fact that I actually like the music
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 13:23,
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That sounds very much up my straßecheers
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 12:05,
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I could really go for some pickled herring right nowI do like preserved foods. Pickled. Salted. Smoked. Fermented. I really ought to get a batch of sauerkraut on the go. Yummy.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 9:39,
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Pickled herring is disgusting Absolute filth
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 10:18,
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haring! i was already a veggie when i lived in holland so i never tried it, it does smell pretty bad right(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 13:07,
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Naah. It just smells of vinegarlike most pickled foods do. The texture is different though so not as squidgy as smoked fish but less solid than regular cooked. I like it, but it's a bit of a love/loathe thing.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 13:39,
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Just put Dark Star's album Twenty Twenty Sound on, which i have an urge to do every few years.Idly googled them and found that their long-discarded second album was released last year, 22 years after they recorded it.
What music that nobody else cares about are you unexpectedly excited by? Alt: tell me how shit they are.
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speaking of middling 70's rockI heard some music by Fanny recently
it was fair to middling
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Shade Me is fucking brilliantgreat break on it also
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 8:36,
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I've been getting into the work of Wetton, Jobson and Bozzio (the 2nd incarnation of U.K.)which has led me to Curved Air (hippy cheese) and Missing Persons (80s nu-wave bollocks), and, perhaps most concerning of all, Asia.
Asia is the most shit band since.... ELP, perhaps. Infuriatingly good musicians playing infuriatingly well written bad songs.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 20:49,
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At least it's a callback to the time when most band names weren't already taken,and people could call themselves pretty much anything they wanted.
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saw them live. they were brilliant.still got that album too. it's great.
i miss my linoleum album or maybe a single by them, the case of which was made of vinyl flooring. class.
they don't make 'em like that anymore.
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 21:37,
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I like how his statement said that the reason they were dropped in 2001 was that Coldplay became huge,and slagged off the record industry and the identikit post-britpop corporate cocksuckers, before admitting that they'd fucked their own career in a cloud of drugs and wilful contrariness.
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a cloud of drugs and wilful contrariness, bit close to the bone for me(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 11:35,
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i think i fucked everything via the same method(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 17:49,
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Space Especially the song me and you versus the world, from the spiders album
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 6 Aug 2024, 7:32,
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$$ ✅, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 16:51,
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Police officer no give me producer(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 16:56,
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Sorry I don't understand, do you have a cockney translator?(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 17:06,
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Got some off-brand flea killer spray and powder...The spray has 4 settings: Off, Stream, Off, and Spray. All 4 settings just release poison directly onto your hand and fingers. Spray mode also farts a miserable amount with a range of approximately 10cm.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 17:13,
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Fire. And hoover. And Johnsons 4fleas foggers.And also Johnsons 4fleas sprays. And fire. And hoover. And empty the hoover *outside*, into a sealed bag if possible. But definitely outside. Have I mentioned FIRE? OR HOOVERING?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 17:59,
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I'm vaccuummiinngg every day.Also I have my trousers tucked into my socks, very effective against ankle biters, though I now look like some kind of villager.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 19:12,
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I really don't want to help brb and I have him on ignore so he won't see thisbut a bowl of boiling water left in the affected room overnight it a good wy of catching fleas as they detect the heat
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Also a white sticky pad with a bulb over it(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 20:05,
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I'm doing really bad guffsI mean, farts smell - sure - but not like this. They're tiny, quiet and incredibly unpleasant smelling.
What's way more potent than you expected?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 14:09,
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usually whatever new spice i add to food(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 14:42,
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also how can you not love the smell of your own farts?mine are delicious
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 14:44,
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You can have too much of a good thing(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 15:09,
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The pint of cider I had on Saturday afternoon (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 14:44,
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I don't think I've drunk cider in about 30 years(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 15:09,
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I can't stand beer And I wasn't drinking spirits at 3pm
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 16:01,
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How are you with fruit beers?I'm okay if they're not sweet.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 17:07,
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I'm running the numbers....26 years since I drank cider (with roll-ups, in the park).
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 17:08,
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Morningmy toe has been hurting all night. Haven't damaged it. Not sure what this could be a portent of, you know, like Shakespear "by the pricking of my thumbs."
By the hurting of my toe
Off to Lidl I must go.
Nop. Not exactly The Bard
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 8:44,
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If it's your big toe then it's gout, if it's one of the others it's nowt(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 12:56,
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I did think goutbut it's more likely my vitamin d defficiency kicking off - I've not been taking my tablets the last couple of days.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 13:36,
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I worked on a clinical trial comparing gout treatments for several years, true story.My educated guess [albeit without access to serum urate level data, or patient history - apart from regular bragging about overindulgence on here, which is anecdotal but persuasive]: it's fucking gout.
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Oh well.Shan't cheer myself up with a roast beef dinner and bottle of claret then.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 17:11,
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Maybe he'll come back as a vampire so he can turn into a cricket bat.(, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 10:08, archived)
Now I've worked out who you mean,I think I've probably heard of him.
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i'm not allowed to click links from strangers(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 11:30,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.(
Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 11:35,
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Jacob Dyer was at the Fesshole live show I went to last year in Bristol.Rob got him on stage like some sort of celebrity.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 11:57,
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Yeah.Well, probably. Actually, fucked if I know. What does Barnaby Bear sound like?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 12:42,
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The rallying cry of Monday morning, there.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 7:38,
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I thought that the rallying call for Monday morning Was "oh, here we fucking go again"
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 8:24,
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yes. fuck me and the bed i'm still lying on(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 9:29,
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Fuck's sake.My sister and her dog came to stay, and they've left me with fleas. Fuckers have given me about 200 bites all around my ankles, up my legs and arms.
Quickest way to end a flea infestation, please.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:30,
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Johnson 4fleas and lots of hoovering, hth - recent experience Hoover. Often. And empty the tank outside. Seal bags or direct into bin, but outside.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:51,
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Did I mention fire?Also forget smoke bomb things, get the 4fleas foggers and go out for a couple of hours. And hoover.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:52,
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Oh. And hoover. Carpets, furniture, curtains....Wash anything in sight made of fabric at 60 degrees. And hoover. Daily. Twice a day. 6 times if you can. And empty the tank outside. Also fire.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:54,
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If you have a pet, shave it and set it on fireEven if it's a fish.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:55,
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And hooverAlso Nope! is a good product, not as good as fire or Johnsons 4fleas.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 15:57,
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I'll have to try that johnson's stuff myself The flea treatment I use is hopeless
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 16:04,
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4fleas tablet ground down with mortar and pestle in the cat's favourite soupSheba chicken soup, I found works. Then the fleas on the cat die. 4fleas spray and foggers for the house. And hoover. And fire.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 16:06,
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Buy the cheap Sheba soup from b&m. It makes up for the cost of HOOVERING.(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 16:07,
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I'm definitely hoovering more Even though I don't have any carpets or rugs
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 16:15,
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Get into the skirting board crevices and cracks with a nozzle. Or fire.(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 16:29,
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Gonna buy a fogger Set it off just before I go away, while he's safely at my mate's house
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 17:18,
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Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.It's the only way to be sure.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 16:02,
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"A 2017 study published by the Journal of Arthropod-Borne Diseases found that thyme and myrtle essential oils can repel fleas effectively"So next time you decide to have sex with your sister's dog try applying a generous amount of thyme oil to your penus and helmet.
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Ok this is weird but they apparently like white paper (I think they’re racist)so you can put a bit of A4 on the floor of a room and see if they’ve infested that room or not, as they’ll get on the paper. Then make plans that don’t involve you using that room for a day or two, and get one of those flea bombs that poisons the fuckers.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 16:58,
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Or just hang out in that room and they’ll quickly leave when they realise they don’t like you.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 16:58,
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good morning good morning it's a lovely lovely daygood morning good morning you spastic fucking gay
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 7:18,
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yesterday I made pain de campagne, fougasse and a baguettenot a euphemism
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 8:41,
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a euphemism taleonly on playstation
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MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 8:45,
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It says in the guardian that protesters threw a statue of winston churchill at police, are you having a belated country-wide recreation of a episode of The Day Today?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 11:49,
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but also a fairly small lightweight statue, evidently(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 22:36,
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WINSTON CHURCHILL ATTACKS POLICE, "WE SHALL FIGHT THEM ON THE PAVEMENTS"(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 11:51,
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Next week we try Gallipoli again. 2nd time lucky eh Winston (
mongychops, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 17:35,
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I'm not sure how you expect us to answer that when "it" is completely undefined. (
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 20:47,
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Well that's the no dollars question, isn't it.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 21:01,
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I don’t know what that means or how to feel about it.Help me out here.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 4 Aug 2024, 0:31,
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Depends, has the appropriate risk assessment been carried out?(
Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 20:52,
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yes. it's been carried out and set on fire.(
MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 21:08,
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I'm sure you have the ability to do so But I feel that you should be asking if you may kick it
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 22:49,
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