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Morning, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 8:10, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 8:12, archived)
Morning, pants

(Fantasma:, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 8:32, archived)
(What's the Scouser) +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 8:34, archived)
Weeeeeelll

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 8:37, archived)
How come you have unblocked me?
Does this mean you have forgiven me?
:D
(Fantasma:, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 8:40, archived)
*Hopes*

(Fantasma:, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 8:40, archived)
I seem to have calmed down
Maybe it was a manic episode
(Fantasma:, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 8:43, archived)
He got banned again and this is a new account

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 8:51, archived)
Ignoring me manually.
By the way. Why did you block me and then unblock me? You people are odd.
(Fantasma:, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 9:54, archived)
I got banned again and this is a new account

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 9:56, archived)
I preferred your old account, mr bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 9:58, archived)
Cheers, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 10:28, archived)
No Mr snaily man

(Fantasma:, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 10:18, archived)
+ tally me banana

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 15:12, archived)
Ha!

(Fantasma:, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 15:41, archived)
Racist

(Fantasma:, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 15:41, archived)
๐ŸŒ

(Fantasma:, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 15:42, archived)
Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 13 Sep 2024, 9:10, archived)
Well played

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 9:19, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 9:49, archived)
alright, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 9:59, archived)
good morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 10:39, archived)
morning, Dave

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 12:18, archived)
Kenneth Corpse
trying to cut back on my b3ta time after reading Cunning Folk as Cunting Folk
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 21:24, archived)
should have gone to fucking SpazSavers you myopic bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 21:25, archived)
why don't you try cutting back on your breathing time as well

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 21:26, archived)
no, you

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 22:45, archived)
Had to Google "kenneth" can't say I ever heard of the cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 21:34, archived)
I did think Kenneth Corpse was too obvious for you to have missed

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 22:49, archived)
he was in randall and hopkirk deceased
hth
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 23:08, archived)
i did a pic of that, if this was /board and i was ninj i'd repost it now, unless i'd reposted it already today

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 0:49, archived)
:)
*ninj.jpg*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 7:48, archived)
yes, I googled "kenneth" and found him, that's how I knew I hadn't heard of the cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 6:42, archived)
He made a cracking nurse

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 23:26, archived)
read this as 'he made a crackling noise' as I scrolled by

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 0:54, archived)
TOO SOON
It probably won't be until next week
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 7:54, archived)
crematorium ASMR
Now That's What I Call Morbid
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 9:54, archived)
Kenneth Cope (Deceased)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 0:48, archived)
Folk
Do be cunts though
(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 2:10, archived)
fuck of brbou

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 11:37, archived)
hi tossrag's, Queef Richard's is here, let's fucken PARTY

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:40, archived)
is there a free bar?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:57, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:04, archived)
be there in 20 mins

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:11, archived)
unfortunately it's a free bar of soap though, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:11, archived)
you do know how to rub-a-dub-dub me up the wrong way, darling

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:15, archived)

darling Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:16, archived)
Pack it in! omg!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:19, archived)
Up yours, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:15, archived)
Not you too!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:19, archived)
Calm down, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:21, archived)
Don't let it wind you up, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:21, archived)
, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:22, archived)
we're only messing, Dave

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:55, archived)
soz, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:43, archived)
alright HAL

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:49, archived)
+ITOSIS-RIDDEN OLD SPASTIC

hang on, I'm bullying myself aren't I
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:56, archived)
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:20, archived)
{(P[<ART>)Y]}

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:26, archived)
like it's nineteen ninety trouser

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:46, archived)
I'll have a large one

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8423503
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:12, archived)
You would say that

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:16, archived)
Will there be nibbles?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:27, archived)
Nibble THIS!
*points at crotch*
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)
I do love a cocktail sausage

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 17:37, archived)
That's a cocktail *stick* m8

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:19, archived)
didn't feel like one

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:25, archived)
Okay (Okay, okay, okay)
Just a little pinprick
There'll be no more
But you may feel a little sick
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:37, archived)
shine on you crazy cocktail sausage

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:00, archived)
leave me out of it

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:26, archived)
You wouldn't know how to party if they shoved a jumping castle up your bum
And played YMCA through your hearing aid
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:48, archived)
a jumping castle?
fucking hell who calls them that?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:06, archived)
HERE DOWN UNDER MATE

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:12, archived)
no wonder we tossed all you fuckers off 200 years ago

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:38, archived)
And now your sorry lot are trying to get in here
Because you're overrun with furriners
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 19:41, archived)
well i quite like them

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 20:13, archived)
even the smelly ones

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 21:19, archived)
Virtue signaling mate
Like our brb
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 15:05, archived)
Hello
What are you doing?
I'm waiting for a lesson to start
(Fantasma:, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 14:55, archived)
drimnkimg

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:24, archived)
you finally decioded to take english lessons, eh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:26, archived)
not you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:26, archived)
Classic M.C.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:18, archived)
I'm typing this.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:42, archived)
What an inane question
I'm watching my nails grow
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 18:50, archived)
Oh okay

(Fantasma:, Fri 13 Sep 2024, 8:33, archived)
lunchtime smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 12:39, archived)
Bomb Winnipeg

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 12:39, archived)
BACK TO WINNIPEG
youtu.be/kO4UnHItjzw?si=_MUw7F9GFXhr9_lc
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 12:41, archived)
HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 12:42, archived)
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿชˆ๐ŸŽฌ

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 13:05, archived)
IT'S BEER OF THE FUNTING CLOCK O'CLOCK ADOCK COCK COCK COCK

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 14:44, archived)
no it isn't

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 14:45, archived)
it is for me!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 14:53, archived)
then a gaz might have been more appropriate

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:00, archived)
Great thread Cheers, well done

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 14:18, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 14:19, archived)
, Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 14:21, archived)
, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:28, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 16:28, archived)
before you judge me you should first walk a mile in my bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 14:20, archived)
Lunch was underwhelming
Going shopping for a new handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:10, archived)
alright Lady Bracknell

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:12, archived)
Ernest

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 15:54, archived)
morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 12 Sep 2024, 7:28, archived)
oh yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 7:32, archived)
eat my piss

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 7:41, archived)
someone's dehydrated...

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 8:23, archived)
Or very, very cold.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 8:59, archived)
Or I've made piss pie

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 9:34, archived)
mingetits

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 7:54, archived)
Classic, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 8:03, archived)
often fatal
Use antidote
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 10:06, archived)
I just don't think antidotes are your forte.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 10:55, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 12:43, archived)
What's up hep cats?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 8:33, archived)
Funny AF about Dave Grohl innit
He should name his new kid Bo.
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 12 Sep 2024, 8:58, archived)
Man fulfils biological imperative continues to be news despite the millennia

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 9:14, archived)
One of his kids is not like the others.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 12 Sep 2024, 9:49, archived)
*golf clap*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 10:18, archived)
I'd have opened fire personally

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 11:54, archived)
i've got a bit of glass in my foot
it's been in there for a couple of days. i think it's quite happy there.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:08, archived)
Well check out the glass foot on brad

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:12, archived)
Better than
a bit of foot in my glass
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:31, archived)
unless you're into that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:41, archived)
Gin & Toenic
Etc...
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:42, archived)
you silly sausage

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:47, archived)
and a lot better than a bit of glass in my foot

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 22:06, archived)
and my axe

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 7:37, archived)
I wouldn't try to remove it, it will be keeping all of your blood in

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 20:30, archived)
good point
geddit? good point? because oh nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 20:36, archived)
is this you typing or is it your new car

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 22:04, archived)
Teslas are serious tools Mofaha

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 0:00, archived)
what about Tesla owners

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 12 Sep 2024, 0:12, archived)
I have the concepts of a plan to help

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 22:02, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 22:09, archived)
MILLIONS OF IMMIGRANTS FROM MENTAL INSTITUTIONS AND INSANE ASYLUMS ARE POURING INTO MY IMAGINATION

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 22:39, archived)
Yellow clouds and a double rainbow.
Can anyone beat that?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:05, archived)
fuck off brb

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:05, archived)
The moon shining over Cinque Terre

(Fantasma:, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:56, archived)
Yes, I have a Tesla

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 20:29, archived)
Seriously though I would like a tesla coil synth.
You clearly have a lot of spare money. Our two problems solve each other!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 21:28, archived)
Official Afternoon™ thread

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:19, archived) 


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Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:32, archived)
Looks like two pairs of Y-fronts, each leaking a stream of piss onto the floor and forming puddles.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:36, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:37, archived)
wanna cyber?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:49, archived)
Nah, I've already finished off.
Pissy Y-fronts really get me going.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:59, archived)
you know they're called y fronts for the inverted y on the front, right?
these would be briefs
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 17:17, archived)
Is this a trouser thing?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Wed 11 Sep 2024, 18:50, archived)
snake, yes

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 18:55, archived)
Sorry, I'm not an expert in men's pants.
Or women's pants, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:56, archived)
I'd heard you were a pirate of men's pants

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 20:02, archived)
No, I'm just an arrrrsehole.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 20:19, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:38, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:49, archived)
Doesn’t contain enough all-caps desperate pleas for attention, for my taste.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:33, archived)
PISS ON MY TAINT
Is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:38, archived)
Much, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:41, archived)
Time for a gin and tonic

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 17:13, archived)
are you on the 6th or 7th now?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 17:35, archived)
Kids have decided they like my Tesla. Mainly because they can set it to make fart sounds every time I use the turn signals.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 18:11, archived)
I can do that in my car without any fancy technology

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 18:15, archived)
Oh have you got a Tesla?
Why haven't you mentioned this before?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:04, archived)
the marvels of modern motoring

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:06, archived)
ALRIGHT SHITCUNTS

(Great Forum Banter, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 15:09, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 15:09, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422870
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 15:09, archived)
Shove it up your rectum, Trouser. It's an early lunchtime bollocks thread.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 11:42, archived)
Lunchtime is not the time for bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 12:17, archived)
Early lunchtime doubly so

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 12:38, archived)
depends where you go

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 17:31, archived)
It's well and truly up

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 12:43, archived)
Please specify what ‘it’ is in relation to what must be inserted into my anüs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 12:53, archived)
He said rectum, not anus.
God.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 13:09, archived)
These kids don't get taught Biology anymore, I swear.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 13:15, archived)
Rectum+Anus = GFB
maybe yours will delete their account
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 13:30, archived)
GO FUCK YOURSELF.

(Great Forum Banter, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 15:07, archived)
alright dozer/Spanishfly/brb, you can use your main account if you want to insult me you know

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:16, archived)
OI
less of that mohafan paranoia, please. I don't have any alts and I'll call you a cunt to your face if I feel like it, Trouser.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:36, archived)
good to know, you cunt
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:39, archived)
Your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 13:25, archived)
I’ll be a stretch fitting all that up there, literally

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 13:28, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8423290
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 13:08, archived)
Donald CHUMP more like!!!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 11 Sep 2024, 14:51, archived)
morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 11 Sep 2024, 7:04, archived)
whats on today

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 7:19, archived)
alright Sherlock

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 9:08, archived)
morning
Another day of smashing the patriarchy awaits
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 7:29, archived)
Alright bou

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 11 Sep 2024, 7:38, archived)
How dare you

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 7:46, archived)

y B
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 11 Sep 2024, 8:03, archived)
My rallies are the best rallies
you have to pay people to come to yours and bus them in. Nobody walks out of my rallies. I'm not upset I'M NOT UPSET!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 8:07, archived)
Immigrants eat dogs, Democrats execute babies, Kamala pretends to be black
What sort of fucking cretin actually thinks Donald Trump should be head of state?
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 11 Sep 2024, 8:43, archived)
the answer is in the question

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 9:09, archived)
Immigrants, gotcha

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 11 Sep 2024, 9:37, archived)
many vote party rather than the person even if it is Trump

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 10:02, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cretin

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 11 Sep 2024, 10:16, archived)
The Republican Party has gone a bit .... odd of late
I mean, they used to have a range of people who clustered around the right, but since the whole Tea Party movement, they've really gone down a rabbit hole. Trump just sort of pushed the process along.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 10:24, archived)
Let's be honest: they are all fucking ghouls that should be shot into space.
Arguing about which one is currently "worst" is kinda moot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 11:18, archived)
/talk, you mean

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 11 Sep 2024, 11:22, archived)
Finally, someone talking sense about immigrants

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 13:29, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 10:01, archived)
fuck off brb
No fleas for a while now; maybe this poultry powder is the real deal. Has anyone got any ideas for a fun thread?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 19:04, archived)
Fuck off brb

(PORCY, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 19:14, archived)
How about we list our most annoying habits?
I slurp my coffee.
I skip days when I don't shower. Gross. (Depression)
(Fantasma:, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 19:16, archived)
Neither of these are your most annoying habits.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 21:45, archived)
Yes! How about a thread where I tell everyone about the exciting features on my Tesla?

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 19:24, archived)
Does it have a bollocks button?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 19:47, archived)
It barely has any buttons, you do everything with the giant touchscreen.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 21:22, archived)
I really want a Tesla

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 20:54, archived)
Coil

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 20:54, archived)
Synth

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 20:54, archived)
Horse Rotovator?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 14:43, archived)
Bored with it now

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 21:22, archived)
I mean
it is just a luxury milkfloat.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 21:47, archived)
fhat's the spirit!
if you can say it, you can do it!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 19:44, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 19:56, archived)
oh no

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 20:08, archived)
Not really
Been asleep most of the afternoon and evening, stupid fucking heatstroke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 21:16, archived)
Heatstroke, eh?
I'd just assumed you were lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 22:15, archived)
I am
But it was bastard hot here yesterday and I got distracted by a couple I met on the way here and ended up talking in the sun for more than an hour after I should have stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 22:53, archived)
afternoon

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 10 Sep 2024, 17:33, archived)
shut up you stupid prick

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 17:41, archived)
evening, ๐Ÿ‘–

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)
alright Jean

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 21:02, archived)
donald wears my

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 19:04, archived)
my real name is donald pant

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 19:53, archived)
i just watched the trump/harris debate

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 5:01, archived)
+ , Trouser

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 6:33, archived)
, Pant

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 12:17, archived)
gut+cunt = gunt
maybe yours will overhang the front of your trousers, Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 14:41, archived)
alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 10 Sep 2024, 15:04, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 15:41, archived)
I've got an immense belly these days
like I've eaten a beach ball
like a tall hairy pale version of those ethiopian kids from the 80's
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 15:39, archived)
Things just got SEXY

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 10 Sep 2024, 15:52, archived)

ve got m
be wi
these days
like I've eaten a beach ball
like a tall hairy pale version of those ethiopian kids from the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 17:52, archived)
I'm reinstating the ve

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 15:35, archived)
How about a lunchtime thread, Trouser?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 12:58, archived)
Lunchtime was an hour ago, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 13:06, archived)
Bollocks, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 13:10, archived)
Fisting.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 13:07, archived)
FEASTING

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 13:09, archived)
just had some sushi, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 13:29, archived)
Was it raw, Trouser?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 13:47, archived)
the rice wasn't, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 14:38, archived)
have gochujang with that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 14:33, archived)
google's on the verge of useless here now unless you're looking to purchase something specific

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 14:35, archived)
What IS gochujang and why you should be obsessed with it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 15:33, archived)
I asked ChatGPT and it made me a biscuit out of spiders

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 15:42, archived)
correct

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 17:23, archived)
It's a fermented chili paste, I'm a bit obesessed with it because it's new to me and I think it's delicious and I'm a bit of an obsessive
I've kept to a veggie diet for most of my life, if I find a new way to make it more interesting I tend to grab it.
It really is fucking delicious if you like warming/salty/savory/slightly-sweet type tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 17:30, archived)
It's fantastic
You could make Korean cauliflower 'wings'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 18:41, archived)
Whatever plans I might have when I buy it, cauliflower only ever ends up steamed whole in a covered pan with an inch of butter and a handful of herbs until the top is cooked and the bottom is charred
minus the hand obvs
then add thin whipped yogurt and a little vinegar to the pan at the end to mix with the herbed butter and then strain it all over the cauliflower ok
thinking about it, it could probably use some gochujang
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 19:47, archived)
wow sorry guys obama runtz ffs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 22:37, archived)
braw

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 14:38, archived)
I'm back in bed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 14:04, archived)
I just had my 2nd bedtime too.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 16:27, archived)
They'll let go of it eventually, Dave

(Fantasma:, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 15:56, archived)
wake up you lazy piece of shit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 7:36, archived)
Joke's on you, I've been awake since about 4:30.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 7:47, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 8:09, archived)
Just because you've been woken by the Rotunda Bells

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 8:09, archived)
DONG!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 8:25, archived)
I bet you did

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 9:12, archived)
I'm awake
Slept until 8
Can't be doing this!
(Fantasma:, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 8:55, archived)
I'm getting a train to Bristol to buy a Tesla this morning. Don't normally get trains, it's currently delayed 25 minutes which I assume is normal.
When it says 'the train is delayed due to the train crew being delayed' does that mean they got up late?
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 9:01, archived)
Don't like the look of the train that just went past. It looks like the front fell off. Is it normal for the front to fall off?

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 9:02, archived)
Typically they're designed so the front doesn't fall off

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 9:05, archived)
Unless it’s a Northern Rail train

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 10:29, archived)
by all means

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 14:37, archived)
It means trains here in Bristol are shit.
But at least they're better than the buses.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 9:50, archived)
CHEERS DROIVE!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 11:34, archived)
still buying a cunt car then?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 15:37, archived)
I am so jealous that you are getting a Tesla

(Fantasma:, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 16:59, archived)
I'm awake

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 9:24, archived)
I’m already woke

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 10:28, archived)
^ lefty snowflake cucktard

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 10:37, archived)
So triggered right now

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 10:42, archived)
probably all the Socialism you keep drinking

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 12:35, archived)
Right that’s it, I’m heading to my safe space*

*wanking shed
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 12:38, archived)
James Earl Bones, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 22:09, archived)
James Earl DONE, more like!!
Yeah it's shit but his name isn't death-pun friendly.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 22:21, archived)
Death Vader

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 22:21, archived)
Snufasa

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 22:23, archived)
King Snuffi Snuffur

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 22:40, archived)
Jonesed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 22:42, archived)
Thulsa Doomed

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 7:07, archived)
James Earl Boner, Trouses

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 23:55, archived)
Morteus

(Fantasma:, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 2:47, archived)
I find your lack of life disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 6:26, archived)
Always look on the dark side of life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 6:31, archived)
Beverly Hills Croaked

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 6:31, archived)
UNFUNNY WANKERS.
GAS YOURSELVES.
(Great Forum Banter, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:19, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:45, archived)
I'm in Birmingham
That's not funny at all
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:49, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:33, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:34, archived)
Why are you in Birmingham

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:36, archived)
work bollocks it's fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:45, archived)
I've got to go there for work bollocks in a few weeks
Funny, I lived there for ages but it's all foreign to me now
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:51, archived)
the traffic is horrific
also bollocks, obvs
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:03, archived)
Evening Enoch

(Martin Anus, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 21:24, archived)
Camel Knobber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 22:12, archived)
I'll tear your fucking eyelids right off your face

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 23:58, archived)
must have been whie you were kissing me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 6:35, archived)
With what should I gas myself dear forum banter, forum banter, with what should I gas myself dear forum banter with what ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:49, archived)
You're a real gas m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)
My middle names are jumping jack flash

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:01, archived)
*makes note*

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:20, archived)
I laughed myself into a gag at something you said about whine

(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:07, archived)
This one
b3ta.com/talk/8421668
(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:16, archived)
i wish you'd gagged yourself for a laugh
Edit: fuck you that's english you procks
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:18, archived)
wasn't that a game show? gagged for a laugh?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:45, archived)
I have no idea.
I'd hate to be gagged though.
(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:57, archived)
it'll be fine we'll have a safe word

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:22, archived)
"FISTING"

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:34, archived)
"HARDER FISTING"
oh that's words
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:35, archived)
"HARDER GAPING DOUBLE FISTING"
Safe word, safe words
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:36, archived)
"HARDER FISTING GO FUCKING BANANAS GET PRIMAL UP MY ARSE"

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:37, archived)
"SHOVE AN ANGRY BABBOON UP MY ARSE"

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:38, archived)
does that mean stop or break into another zoo?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:39, archived)
"SAN DIEGO HERE WE COME"

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:51, archived)
Is there a B4ta I can join?

(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:13, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:36, archived)
quadra-spazzed on a life-glug

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:35, archived)
After a well-earned nonce-bashing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 21:22, archived)
I'm gassing as I type this.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:50, archived)
Stop cyberbullying me with mean me-memes! omg

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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 16:41, archived)
Are you winding up for a massive flounce?
I'll get the popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 16:45, archived)

lounce isting
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 16:47, archived)
Naaaaah
Comedic Performative Art m8
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 16:48, archived)
I didn't actually think so.
If there was any chance of you flouncing you'd have done it literally decades ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 16:52, archived)
b3tard 4 life m8 innit

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 16:52, archived)
you should try it
A good flounce works wonders. better than round trip turkey eyelifts
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:52, archived)

b r
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:55, archived)
sorry, Trouser

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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 16:46, archived)
I've not been joining in at all, Trouser.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 17:14, archived)
Do you need a hug?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:05, archived)
-hug +fist

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 19:05, archived)
Pretty sure he's already got 2 of those

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 20:43, archived)
I really haven't joined in because I don't understand the joke
/Bou
(Fantasma:, Mon 9 Sep 2024, 18:10, archived)

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