Mr. TEAYou've been here through thick and thin.
How come everybody stopped posting?
Flappers, Grrrmachine, Shambles, Jack sprat and his wife etc. Did something happen or did they just decide to do something more useful?
(, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 18:43, archived)
No, they disappeared while there was a South African ban.I couldn't access the site.
I think I could read but not post.
All I know is, when I came back after many years, they were gone..
(, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 18:57, archived)
I have just found out there is a Christmas channelOn Freeview. I am well annoyed about this.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 12:57,
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I quite like watching Bridget Jones and Love Actually at Christmas timeAnd yes, the music is cheesy but there's some nice kiddies movies like the grinch and it's innocent and fun and light
I like horrors and thrillers and science fiction and it's a nice break from that
(, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 19:02, archived)
Movies 24Turns into Christmas 24 around this time of year and plays hallmark style drivel for 3 months.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 13:44,
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I know what that is, I've watched it in waiting rooms when my wife has in the hospital There was a movie about how someone didn't join in with christmas, but then they were reminded of god and family and america, and after that they were fine, hooray, it honestly was that bad.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 13:51,
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I hope they intersperse it with Die Hard every now and then.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 14:56,
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It is really bollocks, at the heart of it all(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 1:02,
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I don't mean that lightheartedly, it really genuinely is utterly bollocks(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 2:41,
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I guessed that actually. Honestly, yes it's bollocks, but it's the only bollocks in town mr h(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 12:29,
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 20 Oct 2024, 1:28,
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Go on then - seeing as you asked so nicely*unzips*
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 18:14,
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Is anyone oop nyaaarth?Apparently there's a dangerous named storm coming your way.
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Pretty much any funds from Vanguard, HSBC, BlackRock, DimensionalDepending on how much risk you can stomach.
Avoid UK equities, their performance is consistently disappointing.
That'll be £1700 initial fee, plus 1% annual ongoing charge, cheers.
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North West Coast Bright and sunny right now
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 16:07,
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gusting 80mphnothing to us up here like, i've had stronger wind out me
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 18:59,
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Morning.I’m at the airport, which is criminal at this time on a Saturday. About to get a deep fingering by Ryanair, so that should perk things up.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 6:50,
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I'm going out to find badgers- so probably best that I don't do any fingerings.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:04,
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It would perk things up for the badgers.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:12,
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So they can lead him to the mushrooms, of course (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:18,
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Cats woke me up at 6.15Little pricks
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:17,
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Make sure to wake them up repeatedly when they’re trying to nap later.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:19,
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That’s a lie-in, it’s usually 5am when I’m treated to the ‘feed me’ dance(
Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:19,
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It's the kitten that's the problem He will purposely knock things over to wake me up
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:40,
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that's what my ghost does(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 11:14,
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Ryanair..my deepest condolences I’m about to go for a run and it’s pissing down
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:20,
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At least you can go home any time you like. I’m now locked into a plane. I hate Ryanair with a passion.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:27,
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Thank you for flying Ryanair, we know you have a choice in airlines and it looks like you're a fucking stupid fucking cunt.(, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 8:15, archived)
Morning Ryanair is an anagram of ra rainy, coincidence?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 8:09,
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And broadsword is an anagram of sod bra word. Makes you think.Hello lovely broadlyswordly. I am in France. I feel like Jacob Dyer.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:19,
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Morning all, what's the news? I see there have been some name changes.
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We could do with a list (klaxon). As a more sporadic poster, when I leave for too long it gets confusing.
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just got home in time to not shit myselfAnother few seconds it would have been like an IED at willy wonka's chocolate factory
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:11,
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Oh that's good that you were able to shit yourself in the privacy of your own home.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:16,
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cell block h isn't really that private but yeh(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 22:54,
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brb has labelled you "racist" and hopes you die.On a scale of zero to nothing, how will this affect you?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:17,
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1/15 gnome with a hardon, Trouser (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:46,
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i'll have to think about it(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:02,
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gnome with a hardon(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 22:55,
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i was worried it's bou as well(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:03,
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Be weird as fuck if you could have stopped it, but chose not to.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:47,
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Yes! In Afrikaans we have a word "knuip"I think I'm spelling it right. It means hold your bum in so that you don't shit yourself, and also a figurative meaning. So that's what I did that morning : Knuip until I could knuip no more.
Edit: it's knyp
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if yours is shaped like a coil you shouldn't put it in anything(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:46,
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www.hetnatuurhistorisch.nl/fileadmin/user_upload/documents-nmr/Persberichten/Persberichten/persberichten_2013/DSA8_243-248.pdf
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 21:10,
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No, sin is in one , Trouser pocket and virtue is in the other , Trouser pocket, thus states The Book Of Hebtrocoand lo the rivets were of finest copper, yea even unto the smallest
those little ones on the fob pocket
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:53,
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3 / 7www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69423471
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 12:25,
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I'm worried about MiseryCuntHaven't seen him around lately and his latest posts have bee a bit garbled.
He was joking about mixing some weird drugs together. Does anybody know him?
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They are currently called "Ghengis P. Fucklegs" if that helps your stalking.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 13:05,
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Yes I know his new name.He usually posts a lot.
Last few days not much.
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This is the only rational explanation,dead as fuck.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 14:14,
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I'm the deadest.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 14:19,
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I'm as alive as I'll ever beas it's all downhill to the grave from here.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 14:22,
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I've got good meds so I don't get as depressed as oftenThe best I can hope for until I pull myself together mr horrible
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He's a racist junkie cunt who claims to be dying,so there's a decent chance he's dropped dead. Fingers crossed.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 17:45,
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He's said a lot worse.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:55,
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I get how it can look like that but actuallyI just tend to skip the preamble and assume people are on the same wavelength. I hate redundant conversation.
Nothing I've said about him is jumping to conclusions, it's all based on years of experience and now, thanks to sn0tters, pages and pages of damning evidence.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 20:44,
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Didn't even click it, soz.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 12:56,
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Christ, 1/7I'd expect at least 2/7 just by guessing. Stupid quiz anyway. I'm not playing any more.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 13:11,
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It's all Fake News anyway, Aardvark!Don't let them get in your head, maaaaang!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 13:11,
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You're always a 7/7 in my heart, Dave Trouser.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 13:12,
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You're Aardvark/Aardvark in mine!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 14:10,
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This aardvark of mine's been broke a thousand times(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 21:18,
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5/7! I always knew I was slightly above average at something!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 13:50,
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3/7 Puli Khumri, also spelled Pul-i-Khumri or Pol-e Khomri, (Persian: پل خمری) is a district of Baghlan province, Afghanistan.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 17:43,
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Hello everyone I am leaving but actually no I'm staying and I've asked mods to ban my IP so that I'm forced to stay away but that's not working so I'm changing my name and posting more than ever(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 9:31,
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You know that's the point of this place, right?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 11:53,
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You're free to stop posting here any time you like.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 12:27,
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In keeping with Aardvarks assessment of what this place is supposed to beIe a place to be a dick, I will reply in kind:
Fuck off
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 14:44,
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Yes, there is more than one person present.The "us" refers to those that are not "you", wanting to know the answer to your seemingly ironic question.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 12:27,
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Yes, nevermind.*whoosh*
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 12:56,
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I understand perfectly I just don't want to be bored with this any longer.End.
(, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 13:00, archived)
[7000 more goodbye posts here](
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 13:02,
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Hang onwhat now? talk.tv/play/talkradio
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 9:32,
archived)
You probably work in an all night garage(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 11:53,
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GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 9:17,
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See, you post things like that but I'm the one that everybody hates :((, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 17:05, archived)
I'm sorry, we'll need to do some further tests but it appears you have fun pouch cancer(, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 17:50, archived)
didn't say who for(
MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 19:00,
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I think you downloaded the wrong Skippy movie (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 22:09,
archived)
Here, have this.b3ta.com/talk/1339534
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 14:59,
archived)
No idea who you are or what you mean.Welcome, newbie!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:28,
archived)
Seems an upset fatty that changes their name has latched onto my fame.It's ok, you'll recover one day.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:13,
archived)
We gaz about once a year.But you lot are too spastic for her to post anymore.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:27,
archived)
Say "alright" from me.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 16:07,
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Say "I never really spoke to you but you seemed half-decent so that's better than most of the belming morons on /talk" from me.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 16:21,
archived)
Now do a proper /talk adventure game.You can't claim you're not bored enough.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:25,
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It's this kind of negativity that's killing /talk.I approve.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 19:44,
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A quicker death is more kind.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:12,
archived)
He helped identify the fattest b3tans.His services are missed.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:33,
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Nah, I saw him.Just bald.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:34,
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Mykeyboy was the fattest male and Wicca was the fattest femaleBut I am quite fat too so
(, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:37, archived)
Potentially.I think there are fatter users on /board from what I recall, but they didn't do much other than post amusing images, so... "not fat of mind".
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:37,
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I should add that the "fatness" he referred to was often the "state of mind", rather than physical form.Though sometimes both.
Fat, is very much a mindset in the 21st Century. It's a lazy, slob-like, way of thinking. Similar to how "poor" works really.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:37,
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Well I definitely fit into the fat and poor category But that is due to a number of very unfortunate events which I won't bore everyone with
(, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:41, archived)
Make better choices.If your finances are bad while also being fat, you are eating too much, thus wasting money! Eat less, spend less! See? So simple!
You are welcome!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:44,
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Having finished reading mike's profile this morningSammi was one of the worst of us, other than that nonce but I can't remember his name.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 16:09,
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I refuse to accept that creature as "one of us".(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:19,
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I take antidepressants which make me fatI don't actually eat that much
But I am too lazy to exercise
(, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 17:04, archived)
Perhaps you are depressed because you're fatVicious cycle
💡
Get a bike
(, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 17:27, archived)
I am depressed about a lot of things:(
But I don't want to dwell on it.
I'm ok.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:10, archived)
The antidepressants don't have much calorific content,they just make you hungry. You could snack on healthy things instead of carbs, fats and sugars.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:04,
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I love chocolateThe antidepressants do make me hungry, you're right.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 18:12, archived)
Therefore they do not make you fat.Read some ancient Greek books on Stoicism. They will help you.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 21:11,
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I think you mean I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 22:08,
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Humanity needs to bow down to its new BIONIC LORD.www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly5j4l25q6o
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 13:07,
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I'm not making fun. I'm saying it's an awesome phrase.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 20:35,
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When does afternoon become evening?Obviously morning becomes afternoon at noon, but do we have a defined time for evening? Is it just a matter of personal taste and opinion? Is work really so boring and my day so unfulfilling that I'm actually asking these questions?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 12:17,
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Cultural differences should be celebrated, there's no place for this kind of insensitivity here(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 12:45,
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I'm going with this, in the absence of any other definitive answers. Thanks.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 13:16,
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Afternoon is almost over when most people finish work Which is 5pm. Give half an hour to get home and sit down, then let the evening begin.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 13:27,
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00:00 - 12:00 morning12:00 - 18:00 afternoon
18:00 - 21:00 evening
21:00 - 00:00 night
(, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 13:45, archived)
Morning starts at midnight? So a full 50% of the day is morning?That seems wrong to me, but I'm no expert.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 13:52,
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Nightcrawlers (Hours 0-6)
Early birds (Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift (Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters (Hours 18-24)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 15:11, archived)
Are you a genuine new person or just one of the regulars pretending to be new?Either way: fuck you. Just to be on the safe side.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 11:33,
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Yes, followed by a nice hug, then a punch in the tits. (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 11:40,
archived)
How did you find your way to talk?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 13:49,
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Now I know the names of two members of a tv talent show pop bandLol members
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 9:30,
archived)
He was trying to hang himself but he was so out of his face on drink and drugs that he forgot the rope.(, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 8:44, archived)
It's glued_eel's 19th birthdaystill can't believe he's been taken from us b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=31069&css=n
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 8:49,
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A true pioneer in his field of saying funny stuff. We miss him.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 9:14,
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The most consistently funny talkerI'm guessing he just slowly stopped posting as talk slowed down rather than announcing he was off? I don't know as I stopped visiting for years.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 9:31,
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He said his life wasn't worth living because you stopped visiting, you mustn't blame yourself though.(, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 9:39, archived)
Oh gluey WHAT HAVE I DONE?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 10:16,
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MornsJust about to collect the car from The East End of London. It's been serviced in some dodgy archway garage I found on the inter webs. Cheap as chips. God knows what kind of oil they put in the engine...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 10:13,
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It'll be fine, I got serviced in a dodgy archway in the East End one time and I came out of it all right.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 17 Oct 2024, 10:18,
archived)
Q. What did Bou say to the waiter in the Vietnamese restaurant?A. "Banh Mi, please!"
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 18:45,
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You don't want to know.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 19:02,
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I suspect you probably do know who she is, and are being deliberately obtuse.b3ta.com/talk/8427458
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 20:09,
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Bou doesn't exist I am the ghost of Bou
Fantasma is ghost in Italian
Wasn't being obtuse
Was being cheeky 😝
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 20:14, archived)
I watched this Fantomas concert last night, fairly entertaining in an obnoxious kind of way...www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkvO5Atlo-o
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 22:10,
archived)
Look on the bright side, at least it's dead now and there's probably more chance of finding an exorcist than a mod here.(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 22:14, archived)
Fantasma is ghost in Italian
Wasn't being obtuse
Was being cheeky 😝
spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I wibble when I piddle
'cause my middle is a riddle
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I dribble when I nibble
And I quibble when I scribble
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 22:30, archived)
I don't know why she doesn't sign up for twitterit's chock full of attention seeking mentals
she'd be right at home
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 20:07, archived)
Because all the attention is here. There are no mods so you keep cracking on . A circle of shitness. Don't feed the trolls
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mongychops, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 20:19,
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Wow you caught me out . That'll stop me replying for a while to the forum. Well done. (
mongychops, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 22:03,
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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.It's the only way to be sure.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 22:27, archived)
can't unsee the clip of him jumping around onstage at a Trump rally, "I'm DARK maga" said the world's richest man(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 22:13,
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Forums eh, funny old things. Do what you want, chat to who you like . I try to not converse with any of you really. This reply is a gift. Treasure it. (
mongychops, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 19:38,
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Hebtro make trousers and shirts and boots and jumpers, and will sell them to you using this internet hyperlink. All made in the UK and ideal as gifts for blokes. JUST BUY A JUMPER OK?
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$$ ✅, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 16:05,
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It's alright to say things can only get better You haven't paid £150 for a brand new sweater
Pure new wool and perfect stitches
Not the kind of jumper for broke ass bitches
Oh no
Prancing off to Hebtroco, go go go
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 18:33,
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i just sopent 150 on onkline slotswond bugger all
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MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 19:16,
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and you've apparently had a stroke, not a great day for you *sigh* inb4 stroke lol
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 19:25,
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I'd like to ask all B3tans to observe a moment of silence for the end of the Bou era(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 17:04, archived)
Well what's stopping you?(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 18:00,
archived)
Is that short for Fantasmegma? (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 18:34,
archived)
Smeg, smeggy smegma I don't want to think about smeg every time I see my name though
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 18:41, archived)
I think the reason Hebtroco continue paying for ads here is because of our frequent use of the word "trouser"(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:08,
archived)
Thank got we got rid of PACT and their noncey boy band coffee(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:11,
archived)
I was a contented gay man until I drank that, it was so gay that it turned me straight and now I can't gay any more(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:16,
archived)
You can fix that if you walk straight into a gay bar and then come out(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:23,
archived)
TROUSER, I want to take you to a TROUSER(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:25,
archived)
Monetary penalties will be awarded for such digressions.That's right, raphe fines!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 17:28, archived)
Was looking forward to a collaboration, a pair of HebtroPact "Trust Me" Trousers with special pockets on the crotch to dispense coffee flavoured sweets and disguise erections.(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 15:13, archived)
looks like it's only ever been said twiceb3ta.com/search/posts?q=trouser
(, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:12, archived)
well there goes that theory, science is annoying(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:13,
archived)
wellBack in 2015 we had an idea in the pub – was it possible to support small UK manufacturers with production sized orders, and get people wearing and using stuff made here?
We told everyone we were going to do it. So we had to!
We started with trousers. We found out that Hebden Bridge, where we live, used to be known as Trousertown, because it made over 20,000 pairs of trousers a week. That’s a million pairs a year. At the time, we didn’t know much about trousers, but we had been wearing them all our lives, which had to count for something.
HebTroCo was launched on Kickstarter, a crowd funding website, at the end of January 2016, with the aim to sell an initial batch of 176 pairs of trousers. We sold that batch in five hours, so we quit our jobs, and committed to HebTroCo full time.
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Just saw a bloke wearing a tshirt that said"I'm on a register, but not the electoral one!"
Wonder what his b3ta username is?
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