Morning morning morning. My cat created a stench so foul in the night that Mrs OCSP and I woke up gagging. Those eggheads at NASA should invent something to stop this from happening, they really should.
Anyone doing anything exciting today?
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My sister's kittens were doing the most horrific-smelling shitsshe got some kind of supplement from the pet shop or vets that sorted out their gut bacteria. It worked! I'm not sure what it was, I can ask though.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 9:40,
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Here you gothis stuff works at stopping / reducing bad smells from kittehs imgur.com/a/k5pj077
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 9:59,
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that's just some little corks, how does that work?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:09,
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one in each nostril.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 13:10,
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Trying to catch up on the housework Been helping mum all week whenever I haven't been in work, so the place is a mess. Need to at least sort the kitchen and do some laundry.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 9:59,
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Day 4 of the father in law's visit from Aus13 to go :*(
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 10:10,
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17 days of sodom (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 10:35,
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Have you watched Crocodile Dundee with him yet? Aussies fucking love Crocodile Dundee.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:05,
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^^^ VIRUS DO NOT CLICK(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:32,
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correct, it is infected with the DO NOT CLICK virus(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:43,
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Morning all. A friend of mine is in a play so we’re going to watch that. Afterwards there will most likely be drinking.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:16,
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Drinking to forget the fucking awful amateur shitshow?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:32,
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Very possibly!Drinking’s drinking, whatever drives you to it.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:05,
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An actual proper play with decent actors?Or am-dram?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:33,
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Definitely am-dram.Might be shit, might be ok. Expectations are being kept suitably low.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:04,
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I have a beumbI shall joost drope it ere.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:52,
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No strong opinions on Star Trek then?I don't think you're autistic at all.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 22:03,
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My opinion is that one must watch them allIn serial order.
No deviations.
Except don't bother with Enterprise, and probably ignore that cunt off of Voyager.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 22:54,
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He added that he explained the encounter to an assistant, an evangelical Christian, who told him: “That happens, people are attacked in their bed by demons.”Columbia has said the spray used was novelty, non-toxic fart spray, bought on Amazon for $26.11, and not a chemical agent.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 22:44,
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Bit of late night breaks for all the b3tans who love their breaks but just can't fit it into their busy daytime scheduleLink deleted gonna have a go at sleeping
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 3:19,
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Gud moaning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 8:14,
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Really?That's a fucking useless job
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 9:57,
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Best thing to do is watch all of Star TrekIn order, on repeat.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:12,
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Except 'Enterprise'and 'Picard'.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:13,
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Enterprise was more good than bad and season 3 of Picard was good.I will fight you.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:13,
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It's the original series that's nigh-on unwatchableand the animated series too.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:15,
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Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds are by far the best of the new Trek stuff (
Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:23,
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Absolutely, they're both great.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:27,
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You people make me sick.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:39,
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is any of this real or is it just to confuse people like me(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 23:02,
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Enterprise is an underrated gem, just skip the opening titles.I place it above TAS, DS9 and Voyager (which used to be the worst Star Trek until modern Star Trek).
Picard was utter dogshit from start to (please god let this be the) finish. The whole thing was just Picard's advanced Irumodic Syndrome fever dream.
Hashtag#NOTMYSTARTREK
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:39,
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I know opinions can't be factually wrong, since they're subjective and allbut your opinions are pretty much totally wrong.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:16,
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Nope, they are correct and I can prove it with diagrams.Trek is best when Gene Roddenberry is least involved AND least dead. Just imagine that as a Venn, icaba.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:19,
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If you think any of it is better than DS9, and you think Strange New Worlds isn't fantasticthen I'll see you after school in the playground and I'm going to put you in a headlock until you cry and the teacher makes me stop but you know I totally would have beaten you up.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:28,
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DS9 is basically Star Trek having a crywank over Babylon 5.It's not complete shit but it was the start of its journey down the Dark Path, which forever dominated its destiny. Star Trek, at its heart, is about free love in a communist scientocratic utopia. DS9 was spiritual ballbaggery in a dystopian space opera.
Babylon 5 is fucking ace at being that, which it has every right to be, because it doesn't claim to be Star Trek.
Which one is SNW again? They all blur into a sludgy mass of smug.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:35,
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AhemDS9 came out just before B5.
And B5 creator went to Paramount with it as an idea first, but they rejected it... just before they made DS9
IIRC
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 22:57,
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B5 was pitched in 1987, the same year TNG came out.The suits years later encouraged the writers of DS9 to steal many of the ideas from B5 (without necessarily telling them where the ideas came from).
Ahem indeed.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 23:29,
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Fear is the mind-killer, Harry, my Preciousssss....(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:32,
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my kingdom for a shuttle(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 7:35,
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Youtube just showed me an add for a 'Rainbow Daytona'.Never realised that Rolexes are gay but I guess it makes sense now.
Good job I never wore the fake one I bought, people might have got the wrong idea.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 0:03,
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Voyager or gtfo (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:48,
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gtfo, pleaseunless the alternative is any of the new shit.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:17,
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<s> watch all of Star Trek In order, on</s> slowly force a strand of barbed wire all the way up your japs eye, go to A&E to have it pulled back out again and then(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 22:45,
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i liked it a lot but it fell off badly after the first season (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 22:56,
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WHAT!??ps. fuck off brb
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MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 17:29,
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HELLO THERE SAILOR!(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 17:30,
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Don’t think this is the real Planearm m8*edit* this is: b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=52220
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 17:34,
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my crt will go on(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 17:38,
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Time for your hearing test too?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 17:30,
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yeah they combined it with my being a dull internet retard testjust couldn't understand what the results were
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MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 17:31,
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Tinnitus and tedious can sound similar, it’s true. Especially when you already have tinnitus and are a tedious person.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 17:38,
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oh i hear what you did theremaybe
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MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 17:34,
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Just got back from my hearing testand the right ear, the one with the mysterious vanishing lump, Eustachian tube dysfunction and resident gabber drummer, apparently has a better frequency response than my 'good' ear. Counter-intuitive result.
The test only goes up to 8khz so maybe the loss of brightness I hear is all above that. Still fucking weird. They did a bone transmission test that confirmed whatever is going on is happening behind my ear drum, but I could have told them that.
I still have good hearing for my age, apparently. Yay!
Token attempt at making this a conversation rather than a brb news report: Have YOU had some counter intuitive health tests that I can briefly pretend to care about?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 15:15,
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Had one of those mid-life "health MOTs" recently.Results indicate perfectly healthy heart and liver function, but apparently I need to cut down on my drinking (presumably for the sake of my poor, battered heart and liver), lol.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Nov 2024, 15:23,
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Maybe next time turn up sober.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 18:54,
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Look, it's not my fault if the reception desk has a bottle of ethanol-based antiseptic hand wash just sitting there where anyone could accidentally unscrew the dispenser pump and drink the whole lot.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:30,
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I'm in the hospital Visiting my dad. He's full of morphine and dozing.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 15:31,
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Went dizzy going up the stairs Saturday night Fell backwards down the stairs and broke his left shoulder, left arm, four ribs and his pelvis. He's 78, so pretty fragile. I think he's enjoying the peace and quiet.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 18:19,
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Ow, ow, ow-ow-ow-ow, ow.Watch out for sepsis and whatnot. Best of luck with his rehabilitation... Is he normally quite spry and active?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 18:56,
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They're out and about every day When they're home, he's usually doing something in the garden, he hates staying still
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 19:26,
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Well hopefully that works in his favour in the long term then.It's bloody hard to relax with painful ribs, but with a broken pelvis I guess he's staying put for a while.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 19:52,
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They're trying everything to get him back home 2 male nurses actually helped him to stand up and walk around his bed today. I know that sounds like a good thing, but I think they're rushing it due to lack of beds
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:11,
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The chances of infection might be lower at home..?*If he's getting physio already that is actually really good. Far better than a 78yo deteriorating in bed in my layman opinion. Seems risky with a broken pelvis but the medical experts are probably acting in his best interest.*
*especially if the ward has had problems with mrsa, sepsis, etc.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:31,
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True I just know that he was in a lot of pain, which I don't want for him.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:48,
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Oof, poor bugger.I wish him the best.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:31,
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I was confused by my feelings after getting an autism diagnosis.But that's not counterintuitive, it's just a cliché.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 15:44,
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Do you have the mental superpowers autism or the trains and tantrums autism?(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 18:59,
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Congratumiserations!(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 19:52,
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Normal conversation is around 1khz to 3khzOver 8khz is kind of getting towards high pitches, but isn't overly high.
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 17:21,
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Thanks for BScMusTechsplaining that to me.I tested my own hearing the other day with a hat recording, which has a full audio frequency range. The hat sounded much brighter in my left. This NHS test only used arcade style warbling tones up to 8khz and determined that I can hear those better in my right.
8khz is a little bit sharper than B8, the fundamental frequency of the highest note on a full size piano. Don't try to outnerd me.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 18:53,
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IT'S BEER OF THE CUNTING COCK CLOCK COCK CLOCKY COCKY COCK COCK COCK!!(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 14:46,
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JUST ONE CORNETTO(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 17:27,
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i'm steady as a steel!(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 15:34,
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Not quite (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 15:32,
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Cheesy peas. Like in the Fast Show.
Hahahahahahaha.
I am very hungover.
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Not very alright I'm afraid. Only ate a sandwich yesterday and got stuck into the booze in a big way. Not feeling wonderful it has to be said.
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tnks for my sig btw(
MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 18:18,
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Texture like sun(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 11:42,
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Ambassador with these penis cheese you are really spoiling us.Duh de dur, duh duh de durrrrr
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 11:51,
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There's a japseye in your face and you're hunting for your mace.
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"No one," said Abbott, "however smart, however well-educated, however experienced … is the suppository of all wisdom."(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 12:23,
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fucking hell I probably saw it here earlier then forgot where I saw it, I'm getting worse(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 12:51,
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I hope this doesn't mean you're seeing other messageboards.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 13:38,
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You have A little bird told me
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 14:27,
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That's Richard Cheddar to you (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 13:12,
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Oh no, is it morning already?(
Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 7:05,
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 7:57,
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Yup, and what a Friday morning it is(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 8:16,
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It is indeed Time to compost a pumpkin
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 8:29,
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Something about composting your nan's pumpkinI can't really be bothered, to be honest. I guess you could work in something about pie filling. I don't know.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 9:35,
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My nan's pumpkins would be mush by now They've been dead for 40 years
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 9:36,
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and wank sticks(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 10:01,
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That's a good way to get splinters (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 10:36,
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I do (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 10:36,
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I'm looking forward to another day of top draw forum posting from the most mentally healthy users the internet has to offer.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 10:02,
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What is it with people on the internet typing "draw" when they mean drawer?It's totally skew.
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Now you’re just being apart of the problem.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 10:17,
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Happens to alot of people.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 10:25,
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erHAPPY NOW?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 10:25,
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Please tell that to the drunken Spanish pricks playing shit guitar outside my window.(, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 22:16, archived)
Go and join in. You get one ride on the merry go round of life. Enjoy it. (
mongychops, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 22:22,
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bit offensive to all the hindu posters and on diwali and all
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 22:35,
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¡Atención, gilipollas! ¡Dejad de tocar la guitarra fuera de esta ventana, por favor! El propietario/ocupante es médico y necesita dormir para poder concentrarse en tocar el culo de sus pacientes. (
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 22:45,
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Ta. I'm on holiday in Spain. Not in the bit that flooded fortunately although we did have a bit of rain on the first day so that was pretty upsetting. Lovely weather now though.
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Mi nombre es Jacob Dyer y vivo en Bristol. es fantástico. Sueno como el oso Barnaby. Me gusta el oso Barnaby. Una vez fue a España. Fui a España. pero un chef quemó mi paella. no me gustó.
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I think someone should start a new thread.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 19:30,
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So, what's all this I hear about someone trying to dox someone?(, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 20:16, archived)
Someone pretending to be Bou doxxed MohafaThat person could be me
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Is either of you the real Bou?Are you both miserycunt?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 21:45,
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Mohafa is a woke cat-lady, apparently.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 21:41,
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I'm too busy trying to get fucking liquid latex off my face (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 20:43,
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Would it be any good for reviving a flakey office chair?Reupholstering looks really fucking difficult, I'm hoping to just paint or spray a new skin on it.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 21:38,
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Only as a temporary solution (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 8:28,
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Was your Halloween costume "Bukkake zombie"?Did you shuffle around with your arms outstretched moaning "spuuuuunk"
"SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK"
?
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To the Jimbo theme, I assume.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 21:42,
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Where the fuck is my Halloween Icon??Oh yeah, I didn't donate because b3ta is dogshit!
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There really isn't. Poor mofs got doxxed on here. Job details, full name. Weird the way this place has gone. People brute force passwords. It's like trump is in charge. (
mongychops, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 19:43,
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I read all your posts in a Yorkshire accentI knew a man who grumbled in Yorksirelish just like you do.
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Hisssssss
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 17:30,
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I love Master Chief(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 17:31,
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yeah the chemistry between Torode and Wallace is just gr8(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 18:44,
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Is that Castle Greyskull?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 17:36,
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Are you deflating?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 17:49,
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Aren't we a weird fucking bunch Hanging out on this almost dead messageboard
Posting shit
And *parp*
It's strange and tricky
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MMMMNEURRGH I AM A SPOOKY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY PUMPKIN FROM OTHER SPOOKY SPAZZES/ac
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 31 Oct 2024, 16:07,
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I hope that really was an /ac(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 16:19,
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and so it's my assumption, I'm really up the pumpkin(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 17:04,
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Pretty sure I saw them do a techno set downstairs at the Crown and Pigeonthey were shit.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 16:16,
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I've already been livid about this travesty for some timeactually hearing some of it is a new level of lividity (lividitude?)
I'm fucking lividissimo bruv
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 18:46,
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I might make a musical about Jimi Hendrix's performance at the Monterey Pop Festival 1967thinking about maybe asking Dane Bowers and The Sultans of Ping about a 'collab'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 18:48,
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Name of her new Podcast?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:58,
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threadrush, threadrush, threadrush
threadrush
threadrush
The threadrush is calling
On its way back from the fire
In August moon's surrender to
A dust cloud on the rise
threadrush fallen far from glory
Reckless and so hungered
On the razors edge you trail
Because there's murder by the roadside
In a sore afraid new world
They tried to break us
Looks like they'll try again
threadrush (threadrush) never lose it
threadrush (threadrush) never chose this way
(threadrush, threadrush) threadrush never close your eyes
threadrush always shine
You got sirens for a welcome
There's bloodstain for your pain
And your telephone been ringing while
You're dancing in the rain
threadrush wonders where is glory
Where is all you angels?
Now the figureheads have fell, fell, fell
And lovers war with arrows over
Secrets they could tell
They tried to tame you
Looks like they'll try again
threadrush (threadrush) never lose it
threadrush (threadrush) never chose this way
(threadrush, threadrush) threadrush never close your eyes
threadrush always shine
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Workin' at the THREADRUSHWhoa-oa-oa-oa, threadrush, yeah
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:45,
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another classic Trouser Jape takes shape...(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:47,
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Is that your euphemism for getting a stiffy?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:49,
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Oh man, it’s October Fools Day, isn’t it?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:50,
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*does a little dance**calls the mods about the threadwasters spamming the board*
*runs off laughing*
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:51,
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