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Hello /talk. I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose.
The device you are wearing is hooked into your pænus and helmit. When the timer in your ballbag goes off it will pull your ænus into your pænushole and fart it out of your cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:17, archived)
Ugh, can’t you think of anything more original?
I did that this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:21, archived)
ok extra bonus points. It's the zombie apocalpse. The object to your left is your weapon. The object to your right is your shield. See how far you can push them up your winky hole.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:34, archived)
5

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:46, archived)
Damage roll: 1d5 (urethra) + 4 (helmit modifier) + 1d11 (japper mark) = 5 + 4 + 11 = 20 pænus damage
Tharivol's arrow strikes your pænus, dealing 14 points of piercing damage. Your pænus, already wounded from the previous attack, succumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:02, archived)
cum lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:22, archived)
I'm female
Fuck you and your game
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8429714
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:27, archived)
Don’t lie, we killed and ate anyone female on /talk a long time ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:27, archived)
Hey I found this twitter feed which you might find helpful to explain why you're wrong
x.com/Cobratate
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:42, archived)
What if I win ? You've not thought this out at all.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:47, archived)
"If mongy wins, we all lose"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:54, archived)
hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:24, archived)
I think you mean 'what if WE win'. There's no 'I' in '/talk', you selfish prick

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:16, archived)
I have never made it through a whole Saw film.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:24, archived)

Topical treatment
Local anaesthetic creams or sprays (lidocaine/prilocaine), applied 20 - 60 minutes before watching Saw films, work to numb the area to which they are applied, with the aim of delaying ejaculation. These treatments can occasionally cause irritation of the penile skin.

Condoms containing the local anaesthetic benzocaine, are also available commercially and have proved useful in some patients.

Drugs
Selective serotonin release inhibitors (SSRIs)
These are powerful antidepressants, which can also be used for treatment of premature ejaculations. They have been shown to increase the length of time to ejaculation.

Dapoxetine (Priligy®) is the only SSRI licensed for use "on demand" (i.e. taken an hour before watching Saw films). It is normally available on the NHS, but local prescribing rules may restrict its use: you should, therefore, check with your GP or urologist whether it is available in your area.

Common side-effects of SSRIs include fatigue, drowsiness, nausea, dry mouth, diarrhoea & excessive perspiration. These are often mild and usually settle after 2-3 weeks.

SSRIs are powerful drugs. You should only take them by getting a prescription from your GP & you should have a detailed discussion about the risks & benefits before starting treatment.

Other drugs which delay ejaculation whilst watching Saw films
Drugs such as imipramine or tramodol have been used, but their role is unclear and, at the moment, they are not recommended for clinical use.

PDE-5 inhibitors
PDE-5 inhibitors such as sildenafil, tadalafil, vardenafil or avanafil have been used, but their exact role is uncertain.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:47, archived)
I wish there was something that would delay my ejacu...
there I go again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 0:10, archived)
+on my own

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 0:33, archived)
Evening folks!
Been out all day running in the mud and doing silly things with string and wires.

What did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 19:24, archived)
Hitler.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Nov 2024, 19:25, archived)
doesn't everyone tho

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 19:27, archived)
Nah, not much going on tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 19:29, archived)
you boring bastard

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 20:19, archived)
I've been in work
And I was being sarcastic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 21:39, archived)
I'm not your pa, fuck off .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 19:31, archived)
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Nov 2024, 19:59, archived)
you can't say Hitler.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 20:10, archived)
You will have to provide a full birth certificate. One can be purchased for you for a fee.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 20:14, archived)
it 'wooden' go

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 21:20, archived)
IRUPD's fifth album, cover picture is the drummer trying to fist a yak with his prosthetic arm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 21:32, archived)
i didn't know yaks had arms

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 21:33, archived)
yarm, maybe yours will catch on

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 21:42, archived)
My problem is I am addicted to negative drama.
And that's why I create it, sometimes on purpose and sometimes inadvertently.
Porcupine is right, the more attention you give me the worse it gets. It's obsessive compulsive behaviour. I'm sorry if I am ruining your enjoyment of this site. I will try my best to stop. Also brb, I am quite ignorant of UK "celebrities" I live a very sheltered "shut-in" life. So no, I was not trolling, I thought what Andrew said about the fame industry was interesting and true. I didn't know he was a misogynist. As for being a Nazi, I have some "lefty" theories on life and some "right-leaning" theories on life. Nothing is black and white. I'm not a right-wing or left-wing anything, I decide based on what the issue is and whether it fits in with my conscience.
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 18:40, archived)
- ted to negative drama. And that's why I create it, sometimes on purpose and sometimes inadvertently. Porcupine is right, the more attention you give me the worse it gets. It's obsessive compulsive behaviour. I'm sorry if I am ruining your enjoyment of t

+k
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 5 Nov 2024, 18:59, archived)
ddick

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 19:20, archived)
He's not a UK celebrity, he's internationally infamous for enslaving girls he coerced into sex-work,
and for scamming his cult followers with pyramid schemes, crypto and the like, while promoting misogyny and fashy shit.

You've been told what twitter is. Anything forced into your twitter feed is going to be promoting what Elon Musk likes, which at this point is basically Nazism.

In my experience people who claim to be apolitical are among most fascistic monsters I've ever met. Your record speaks for itself. Right wing populist after right wing nutcase after right wing slave master. I'll not be holding my breath waiting for you to accidentally link to a communist.

At least you admit that you're doing this on purpose. Stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 20:22, archived)
Your addiction to negative drama is at least as pronounced.
How does it feel to be fewer self-aware than bou?

I fully expect you to attack me for this post, and also some snide bitching from sticklebricks, it's how y'all roll. I won't read it though, enjoy yourselves.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:02, archived)
You tell me!
No attacks, you've not upset me, I'm not offended by nonsense. x
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:21, archived)
Starting a gaz petition to get bou banned

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:56, archived)
-ou
+rb
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:57, archived)
why not both

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 18:18, archived)
broth?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 18:41, archived)
Please, please do.
I asked Sn0tters for an IP ban but he says he can't do it
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 17:00, archived)
Just stop posting then

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Nov 2024, 17:44, archived)
Can't.
Addicted.
This place is like crack.
Hotel California.
You know?
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 18:20, archived)
Maybe a petition can get a ban on Italy?
Then I'll be free again.
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 18:21, archived)
Damn
Sigh
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 18:24, archived)
Change your password to a load of random digits, then logout.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Nov 2024, 18:38, archived)
should anyone be killed during this process?
asking for a friend
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 18:49, archived)
Yes, bou

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Nov 2024, 19:26, archived)
Post it here m8
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/check
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 17:05, archived)
feeling like posting links to right-wing fuckwits, might delete later

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 14:58, archived)
I just suggested an image challenge, I think they should run it forever
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2638363
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:00, archived)
FP THIS NOW!1

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:05, archived)
Best challenge ever, I love it.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:08, archived)
They're no Rancid Flapjacks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:31, archived)
it's not based on wordplay and it requires imagination, it sucks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:38, archived)
3*

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:52, archived)
It's no 'colour in the lizard'

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:52, archived)
posted my own
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2638366
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 17:16, archived)
terrific

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 18:46, archived)
feel like pure shit, just want ill-informed opinions back

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:03, archived)
It's all over X, weird
Elon’s brainfarts, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:08, archived)
I can't quite piece together what happened.
Bou, who claims not to be a Nazi, linked to some Nazi shit on Twitter again? It's simply unbelievable that she can be so consistently ignorant about Trump, then Musk, and now the fucking Tate brothers, for fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:26, archived)
You appear to have pieced together what happened.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:32, archived)
What was the Tate link about?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:47, archived)
No idea, I didn't click it.
Why are you asking people to reproduce it here? If you really want to know, go and look at his twitter yourself.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:53, archived)
You're people now?
I don't use Twitter and twitter links rarely work for me. I'm interested what it was that Bou said seemed 'to make sense.' Don't feel you have to reply, especially if you're still bleeding from your vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:02, archived)
Ask her then.
"especially if you're still bleeding from your vagina"? Is casual misogyny your thing now? Maybe you should go and look at Tate's twitter, seems like it might be right up your street.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:07, archived)
Calm down everyone, there are no vaginas on /chat

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:37, archived)
Quite the opposite, this place is full of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:41, archived)
Direct your cynical outrage towards this hypocrite:
b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2638362
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 20:06, archived)
Help me make sense of the fact that you deplore racism and yet you are a flaming misogynist?
Bleeding from your vagina?
Really?
I really liked you brb.
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:27, archived)
I linked a RWW video on links yesterday,
so I have loads of spare woke points to spend of a bit of casual sexism. It's okay because women aren't a minority, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 19:59, archived)
See m8, she REALLY likes you
bou and brb in a tree
D O X X I N G
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:37, archived)
It's "sitting in a tree"

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:39, archived)
one of them is sitting on a face

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:42, archived)
I don't think I ever doxxed anyone except myself by accident.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 20:40, archived)
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck
It's probably a nazi fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:33, archived)
Nobody can be this consistently Nazi by accident, can they?
It'd be charitable to presume she's trolling.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:51, archived)
I agree, it is unbelievable
More likely that she's deliberately trolling you because she fancies you.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:52, archived)
Who doesn't?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:03, archived)
people who remember to take their meds

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:38, archived)
LOL!

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:49, archived)
You forgot the worst bit
where she deleted the thread, making herself even worse than Nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:07, archived)
I deleted the thread because I read about Andrew
And I'm in disagreement with his some of his viewpoints and don't want to promote him
Seems he's misogynistic
Claims that women shouldn't be allowed to vote. That's what I've seen so far.
I don't write people off based on what other people say about them. I went and looked at his tweets.
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:23, archived)
And despite nearly TWENTY FUCKING YEARS of people telling you not to delete threads, you did it anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:39, archived)
Sorry. I won't do it again..
I know it's annoying.
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:40, archived)
delete this please

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:43, archived)
In fairness for 10 of those she was unable to access the site
as her entire country had been banned to as she kept circumventing the ban by creating new accounts.

A ban that is still in place.

I am saying that she is still banned and should not be posting anything let alone facist propaganda.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 17:04, archived)
Disingenuous

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:48, archived)
I've got tomorrow and thursday off, I might have a drink tonight cos I can
have you got tomorrow and thursday off?

you can't say hitler
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 11:48, archived)
no but I'm off today and tomorrow as I have to work Sunday

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 11:52, archived)
I'm back in friday for 7 days
yay!
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:01, archived)
dibnah 'eh eff'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:04, archived)
I've had 3 weeks off
This is my first full week back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 11:53, archived)
this has ben a gruelling 3 day week for me
as I had last week off
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:00, archived)
Last week was a 3 day week for me
I booked Halloween off, but for some reason, the portal put it as 2 days and approved it. Not complaining, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 13:07, archived)
No and I have to be in the office tomorrow as we now have to go in 3 fucking days a week
Tuesday is traditionally my midweek pub night so this is fucking with my routine.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:01, archived)
hybrid working is utter bullshit

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:02, archived)
Too fucking right stickles

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:07, archived)
No, sadly

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:37, archived)
phone in sick

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:40, archived)
Worth a shot

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:45, archived)

sick to ask 5 Star why they're so fucking crap
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 13:36, archived)
Hitler
wait shit I mean no
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:40, archived)
for FUCKS sake!

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 14:09, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:45, archived)
I found this x account I think you'll like
https://x.com/Adolf.Hitler?s=09
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 13:22, archived)
one of the more moderate voices on there

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 13:31, archived)
It's all over X, weird

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 13:33, archived)
not clicking that
might be a virus
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 14:10, archived)
I don't really know much about him but apparently he was a vegetarian, so I like him

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 14:29, archived)
I fucking hate vegetarians.
Sounds like I wouldn’t like this Adolf Hitler chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)
Perhaps we could have a debate about it?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 14:48, archived)
'k, deleting this thread now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 14:51, archived)
alcohol is a boring drug. discuss.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 13:30, archived)
It's not a drug, it's a drink

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 13:33, archived)
all drugs are boring
but weed is the boringest
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 14:10, archived)
TERRIBLE BULLYING
This discussion is cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 14:47, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 13:32, archived)
you sound very sure of yourself

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 13:34, archived)
maybe

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 13:38, archived)
i haven't but i'm drinking tonight anyway hitler

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 18:47, archived)
morning rat fans

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 7:50, archived)
morning
rat Impromptu Ruminant Ungulate Proctology Disaster
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 7:57, archived)
I heard their drummer just voted for Trump

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 8:03, archived)
He knows a yak's arsehole when he sees one

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 8:19, archived)
Is he the one with only one arm?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 8:48, archived)
He lost the other one due to a particularly powerful yak bum sphincter,
a tale recounted on their classic track All Creatures Great And AAAARGH
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 8:52, archived)
Arm never gonna give you up, arm never gonna make you cry

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 11:31, archived)
never gunna pinch you off
at mid-elbow
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 20:19, archived)
Bollocks!

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 8:17, archived)
alright Mr Horri…wait

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 8:34, archived)
I miss the old fart

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:04, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 8:33, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 8:34, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Nov 2024, 8:37, archived)
morning evening

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:33, archived)
aaaaayyyyyyy

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 8:41, archived)
^ the Fonz

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Nov 2024, 8:42, archived)
this guy gets it
I am a middle aged man who hangs around a toilet
and is friends with schoolboys
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:31, archived)
-sticklebricks +spanishfly

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:33, archived)
do we think spanishfly has been sectioned, put in prison or dead?
it's been quiet here recently
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:49, archived)
hopefully at least two of those

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:50, archived)
Does he still use that name?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:37, archived)
no I don't
I mean no he doesn't
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:01, archived)
Morning, GoBots.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 8:50, archived)
^ Post-Optimus Prime

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:35, archived)

^ Slag
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:55, archived)
So sad

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:00, archived)
What is?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:22, archived)
Just a Donald Trumpism that keeps rattling around my head
Went to see The Cult last night in the Royal Albert Hall. They were fucking great! They're playing The Roundhouse tonight, I recon that'll be a helluva gig
louderthanwar.com/the-cult-manchester-apollo-2024-live-review/
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:32, archived)
Nice
Last time I went to the O2 was to see Meatloaf, he was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:24, archived)
I could have saved you the price of the ticket

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:52, archived)
I didn't pay for it anyway
The opening act was worse, music to slit your wrists to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:00, archived)
my brother loved The Cult
last time he went to see them, about halfway through Ian Astbury stopped the music and made everyone watch a short film about the plight of native Americans. This was not popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 11:13, archived)
They didn't let him have access to a screen and projector
so he stuck to singing, prancing about and throwing his tambourine in the air.

He has an incredible voice though, all credit to the guy. Just the kind of cunt who makes a great front-man.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 11:16, archived)
they were the first proper gig I went to, 1987

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 11:53, archived)
my post history, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:34, archived)
Get absolutely fucked,
whihch means "morning" where I come from.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:57, archived)
Stick a nail file down your japper
which means "alright utol" in my part of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:59, archived)
That must be why people say that to me ALL THE TIME

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:36, archived)
In b4 afternoon thread
morning
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:08, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:11, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:18, archived)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:21, archived)
nyeaaah Errol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 11:13, archived)
Where's mr horrible?
Bollocks!
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 3:02, archived)
Keith Chegwin sex tape
No offence
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 21:43, archived)
Keith Harris feet pics.
No offence.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 22:02, archived)
How's the ol' fella? Fair dinkum?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 22:02, archived)
he has barely left the house
I think the journey rather wiped him out. 11 days to go, woo
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 11:14, archived)

Cheggers peggers preggers beggars.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 23:26, archived)
A related question, does the erase still work on that vhs machine?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 1:53, archived)
hit my elbow last week.
got a bruise from bicep to wrist and swollen tf
just been to not man enough injuries but nothing broke
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:54, archived)
I suspect the bruising will fit the pattern of some sort of impromptu ruminant ungulate proctology disaster.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:58, archived)
I am Mystic Smeg!
I have returned to predict that whichever corrupt dickweasel wins the right to wear the big cowboy hat tomorrow, their opponents won't accept it and will start Civil war 2 electric boogaloo.

Today's homeopathic remedy is meat juices.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:59, archived)
Finally! A homeopathic remedy I can get behind!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 20:09, archived)
Please only post in new threads, Mystic Smeg! I would hate for someone to miss your important messages.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:45, archived)
i only understood hoofed mammal

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:59, archived)
I reckon you got hurt fisting a yak, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:03, archived)
totes and blates

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:05, archived)
fyakker eh?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:56, archived)
I taped their Peel session in 1983, still got the cassette

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:06, archived)
Their pre-Peel stuff was better, the wax cylinder recordings have that lovely mellow analogue sound

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:09, archived)
Impromptu Ruminant Ungulate Proctology Disaster, eh?
They recorded a great Peel Session back in 1997.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)
Oh. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)
I shall leave my post up as a warning.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)
It was witty but with terrible timing.
Like most of us here.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:17, archived)
Except for the witty bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:20, archived)
lol you got the year wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:41, archived)
The 1997 session was absolutely terrible
you fucking stupid fucking cunt
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 19:28, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 21:15, archived)
He played it at the wrong speed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 7:23, archived)
The new Cure album is decent.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:31, archived)
Got it on order, resisting the urge to stream it beforehand

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:35, archived)
Did you watch the live set at the weekend on BBC2?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:24, archived)
I didn’t but I don’t have a TV licence anymore so no BBC for me
lol BBC etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:32, archived)
DEFUND THE BBC

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:41, archived)
If that means no more Laura Kuenssberg, then yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:42, archived)
I'm streaming it beforehand as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:03, archived)
FILTH

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:08, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8429565
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 17:11, archived)
I only like A Forest, that's an excellent record
Killing An Arab seems to have been dropped from recent sets, can't think why
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:05, archived)
It’s not as good as Impromptu Ruminant Ungulate Proctology Disaster‘s third album.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:18, archived)
I liked them before they were famous.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:41, archived)
They sold out just prior to forming

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 18:47, archived)
Haha, classic Impromptu Ruminant Ungulate Proctology Disaster!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 19:33, archived)
afternoon
Surprised I’ve made it this far in life without being scammed but my time has come and got conned by some eBay cunt.
Have you ever been scammed?

alt: no alt, just answer the goddam question
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:10, archived)
i refuse as this could be some kind of scam

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:14, archived)
have you ever been scammed? yeah loads
oh. wanna invest in my igloo heating company?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:16, archived)
Sounds great, sign me up!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:18, archived)
you won't regret it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 13:17, archived)
oh i just remebered yes!
i bought seeds od a rare cactus on ebay, turns out they were just regular cacti
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 13:27, archived)
no it's not seeds it's spikes, look it up

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 14:48, archived)
Bet you felt a right prick

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 14:57, archived)
i felt a wrong prick can't you read

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:16, archived)
LOOK IT UP

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:11, archived)
go surf on a sandle

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:16, archived)
Low-level stuff
Got sold some counterfeit stuff over ebay, a couple of times the got away with it, others I spotted it. I had someone really start to reel me in over the phone once by spoofing my bank's number and claiming there were some fraudulent transactions on my account. They asked how much I had in the account and when I told them they hung up - not much point trying to scam someone out of an overdraft at the limit!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:21, archived)
I’d not used eBay in years, now I see why

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:23, archived)
I've had less bother with AliExpress tbh.
It IS full of scams, but they're mostly obvious, and the real sellers are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 13:53, archived)
Ebay is really good for hard-to-find bits
like components, parts, borderline junk. I bought a couple of CDs there last week, about £4.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 14:44, archived)
enjoy the silence

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:49, archived)
why do you want junk on your borderline it just makes no sense

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 1:00, archived)
I have never been scammed thanks to my unassailable genius
and my lack of assets that would make it worth someone's time to scam me.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:32, archived)
-ets

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:43, archived)
yeah
but to be honest I knew going in it was going to be a scam but I gambled £25 on it not being.

I lost
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:41, archived)
I should have known better
Signing up for b3ta, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:44, archived)
oh wa oh wa oh wa oh wa
/eurythmics
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:47, archived)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:51, archived)
-th +dck

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:29, archived)
ebay for me for a whopping £10. They're probably living it up in Dubai now thanks to me.
I hardly ever use the site anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:42, archived)
I’ve certainly learnt my lesson

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:45, archived)
You need Scamulet®, the anti-scam amulet. Protects you from evil scamming energies.
They're usually £200, but I've got limited stock for sale at £150 each!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:57, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8429509
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 13:05, archived)
I'll do it for £149.99

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)
Not me, my ex
We were on holiday and he decided to have a go on a mechanical bull. Paid €25 for a DVD of his bull riding which, of course, was a blank disc when we got home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 13:18, archived)
I remember when blank CDs cost £50

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 14:56, archived)
I don't

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:56, archived)
ah, so it was you
who bought this.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:59, archived)
Only ebay scammers - but none of them got away with it in the end...
They were "punished" suitably.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 13:28, archived)
"Z - - - - - - WOULD NOT USE AGAIN"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 13:56, archived)
Has anyone said b3ta yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 13:40, archived)
yes

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 13:51, archived)
Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 14:04, archived)
correct
it wasn't me
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:09, archived)
Yes, I once paid UK Taxes
and got fuck all back.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 14:05, archived)
Steal the lamp post from outside your house
and consider it a tax rebate.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 14:23, archived)
Done!
Thanks, Aardvark!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:36, archived)
Alright, Ben Elton, enough of the political satire

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:28, archived)
alright Reform UK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:38, archived)
I have
I used to buy aloeswood. After taking what seemed like huge risks buying from anonymous private vendors in places like Cambodia and Brunei, I finally got burned by some lying cunt in Arizona.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 14:44, archived)
burned and kerned

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 14:46, archived)
-lying cunt +kid -Arizona +France

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 14:55, archived)
-neck +pocket

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:07, archived)
I've been scammed a couple of times but not for any life chaning sums.
If you notice you're being scammed in time it's very easy to get your money back, especially on ebay. I expect it's harder on Amazon where 90% of products sold are fake anyway.

NEVER buy electronics on Amazon, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 15:59, archived)
Yeah should be able to get my money back
Definitely agree about Amazon
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:00, archived)
I buy almost daily... never had any issue, except when a dodgy van driver steals things.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:47, archived)
Quincy GONES
morning
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 8:15, archived)
sorry, meant to post this as a reply. I apologise for this threadstomp.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 8:15, archived)
you stomped dozer
it hardly matters
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:12, archived)
Don't apologise for exerting your authority.
Stomp all the threads. Let them know you're the boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:18, archived)
Then piss on them

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:31, archived)
then wank them off and shove a gherkin up their bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:43, archived)
Is WTOASAGUTB the new CIIJASII?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:47, archived)
Christ, it's a bit early on a Monday to be this turned on.
But go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:57, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 8:25, archived)
not you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:47, archived)
Quincy's BONES

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 8:26, archived)
Ai No Corrida

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:15, archived)
/japanese man when he falls off a balcony

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 11:14, archived)
Wanna Be Buryin' Something

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 11:12, archived)
his best tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBEzFbw_q7k&ab_channel=The45Prof
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 11:16, archived)
I liked it when he turned around and said "Just One more time".

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 11:26, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 6:30, archived)
james monged

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 6:53, archived)
Vodka martini, shaken not MMMNNNNEURGHed

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 4 Nov 2024, 7:43, archived)
It is not I
Blue Monday
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 7:22, archived)
Morning, evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 7:37, archived)
Monday, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 7:48, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:44, archived)
This morning I was in the park taking the boy out on his bike, and we stopped for coffee and ice cream at this little cafe.
They often take a name and write it on the cup when it's busy, like in Starbucks, and and there was a bloke there who was obviously quite profoundly mentally disabled and was there with his carer.

I'm afraid I might have lolled out loud when the cafe woman called out "James Bond!", which was obviously the name he'd given.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Nov 2024, 20:10, archived)
ok

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 20:39, archived)
the spy who loved coffee

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 20:40, archived)
You only belm twice

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 20:53, archived)
Mongraker

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 20:56, archived)
On Her Spazesty's Secret Service

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Nov 2024, 21:05, archived)
Cappuccino Mongrele

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 21:10, archived)
Ooh, nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Nov 2024, 21:13, archived)
thank you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 21:21, archived)
The Living Gayshites

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Nov 2024, 21:13, archived)
the man with the golden gurn

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 21:15, archived)
Spectrum

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 21:31, archived)
Thunderbelm

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Nov 2024, 23:23, archived)
That was me m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Nov 2024, 21:12, archived)
View To A Spazmo? I can't think of one :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 21:46, archived)
Octospazzy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 21:57, archived)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 22:21, archived)
Dr. MNEARRRGH

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 21:49, archived)
Gold Blend Finger!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 21:54, archived)
Goldminger

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 22:09, archived)
You are all going to Hull.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 22:07, archived)
License to belm

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 22:09, archived)
Octospazzy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 22:21, archived)
Ooh, nice.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 23:39, archived)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 0:06, archived)
Diamongs Affogato

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 22:22, archived)

Dr Mo
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 23:50, archived)
Afternoon *
* Other timezones are available.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 15:01, archived)
Hello

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 15:09, archived)
+ Sam

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Nov 2024, 15:25, archived)
shit into a weasel

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 15:41, archived)
Plop goes the weasel

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 15:45, archived)
That takes too much intricacy
And you'd never get it in.
On the other hand, if you shit into a piping bag, that would have a wide enough opening with the tapered end required to accurately pipe the shit into the weasel.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 17:49, archived)
Terrifier 4 confirmed

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 18:50, archived)
Top Level Comments from the occult occultist, I expect nothing less.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 17:07, archived)
Liz Hurley is still absolutely gorgeous

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Nov 2024, 18:42, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8429421
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 18:50, archived)
Are you sure you're not looking at her son?
He is very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 19:01, archived)
Do them both

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Nov 2024, 19:36, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 19:26, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Nov 2024, 19:48, archived)
I’ll wait

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 21:36, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Nov 2024, 6:41, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 7:56, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 8:00, archived)
Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Nov 2024, 8:27, archived)
SHRINKFLATION!
pringles tube sizes have gone from 185g to 165g. tubes noticeably smaller!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 9:45, archived)
You drink Fosters.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Nov 2024, 9:53, archived)
LIES!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 9:56, archived)
Carling?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Nov 2024, 10:36, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 10:38, archived)
Yeah you do.
And Madri when you're feeling flush.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 3 Nov 2024, 10:44, archived)
nuh uh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 10:56, archived)
alright PJ Harvey

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 10:57, archived)
AH CANNAT SEE MAN

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 11:39, archived)
fucking lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 12:05, archived)
He'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Nov 2024, 12:19, archived)
I hate shrinkflation.
It's so much more dishonest than keeping the product the same size and just charging more for it, somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Nov 2024, 13:02, archived)
Agree

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 14:22, archived)
this is tictac
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RdqlVKQLF8
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 14:05, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 10:51, archived)
rectal seepage

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 11:29, archived)
and his buddy, anal leakage

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 12:12, archived)
I wish I'd never mentioned Star Trek
All entertainment is shit, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 19:04, archived)
That's a shit wish

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 19:11, archived)
I wish there was no matter or energy
- is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 19:19, archived)
that's two wishes, careful with the next one

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 19:29, archived)
i wish upon a star trek

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 19:55, archived)
I wish Donald Trump would imitate a male oozlum bird

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 19:58, archived)
I dunno
When I lived in a high rise block, I would occasionally superglue a 50p coin to the street under my window and watch the smackheads try to pick it up. That was pretty entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 19:57, archived)
"Bum me up, Scotty"

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 21:05, archived)
'Scotty the Botty', they called him.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Nov 2024, 21:26, archived)
James POOhan

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 23:08, archived)
Simon Pegging

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 23:18, archived)
Only shit entertainment is shit.
The rest of it is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 22:49, archived)
And all tautologies are tautological.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 22:50, archived)

youtu.be/XsSNhIx9-T8?feature=shared
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 23:18, archived)
beer cock clock etc

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:49, archived)
Pateks new watches are shit .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:59, archived)
Their curry sauces aren’t that great either

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 16:14, archived)
but they're brewed with Czechoslovakian yeast!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 16:35, archived)
Czech yourself before you wrech yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 16:52, archived)
Brinjal pickle tho
Alt: I hate bards, do you hate bards? Also minstrels.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:09, archived)
You’re bard

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:25, archived)
I imaging you sitting there in blackface, also covered in a crisp candy shell, fucking minstrels

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:43, archived)
I'd revel in it.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:57, archived)
Alright smartiepants.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Nov 2024, 18:11, archived)
I hate all post 1977 D&D

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 19:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8429331
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 18:50, archived)
The Orville is the best modern Star Trek, and there isn't anything you can do about it.
Alt: give us all at least one way that you aren't shit.
I'm mid-40s and can still hear beyond 16kHz in both ears. Those fox/cat deterring things people put in front gardens annoy me. #SilverFox
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:43, archived)
You ever hear someone in their twenties or thirties talking about how young they feel?
No, it's something people do when they start to feel old. Sorry Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:59, archived)
I don't feel young at all.
I left out the crippling auto-immunes (yes plural) and allergies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:02, archived)
At least you can clearly hear the doctors telling you how fucked you are

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:16, archived)
I'm 46 and don't have any grey
I expect my liver will pack up soon though.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 13:13, archived)
I have not died yet
Despite the universe trying to off me several times.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 13:27, archived)
What happened?

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:24, archived)
44, my back is fucked

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Nov 2024, 14:38, archived)
first time at bingo?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:45, archived)
I am mid-40s, balding and getting fat.
JMG would hate what I've become, on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 14:41, archived)
My hair is also getting very thin

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:04, archived)
Late 40s, probably the best physical shape I’ve ever been
Mentally though, absolutely fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)
What exercise do you do?

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:00, archived)
55 fat and mentally unstable / obsessive / ADHD /autistic seif diagnosed lol
And totally grey
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 14:58, archived)
No one will ever love you
Gas yourself
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 2 Nov 2024, 16:01, archived)
I gas myself every day.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 16:30, archived)
Despite everything people do love me

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:03, archived)
I do for sure 😍

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:12, archived)
Thanks tits

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:44, archived)
The Orville is, as you say, the best modern Star Trek.
All officially licensed Star Trek since 2009 is dogshit.

One way I'm not shit: I can do proper shiko stomps, though I choose not to ruin my knees.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:23, archived)
I only like the old Star Trek from when I was a kid
Loved it
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:35, archived)
TOS? or TNG?
They are the best. Claiming any other form of Trek is better is basically a personality disorder.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:45, archived)
TOS. From the 1960s
That started my love for Sci fi. I was just a little kid when we got it in South Africa in the 70s I think. South Africa used to get things later than everybody else.
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:56, archived)

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