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Night then!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 15 Dec 2024, 22:10, archived)
Tit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 0:05, archived)
s

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 0:05, archived)
ex

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 2:17, archived)
plained

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 5:54, archived)
evening

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 15 Dec 2024, 19:11, archived)
looks like it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 19:49, archived)
Fuck off then

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 15 Dec 2024, 19:52, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 20:31, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 15 Dec 2024, 6:53, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 6:59, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 8:27, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 9:52, archived)
who's asking?
oh yeah, arite mr h
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 10:12, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 10:52, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 13:35, archived)
just waiting for my pellicle to form
no offence
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 11:21, archived)

pell test
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 15 Dec 2024, 16:40, archived)

llicle nus
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 19:02, archived)

my pellicle to form a
offe
+ to post an ‘evening’ thread
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 19:37, archived)
Still dark
- but it's a new day!
My cat is purring like a main battle tank engine, crawling all over me, and dribbling.

So, how were you fuckers all woken up today?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 6:40, archived)
needed a piss

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 6:50, archived)
Did you sort that out?
I hear you can buy piss for home delivery now.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 6:59, archived)
thank you yes
i bought twelve gallons
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 8:27, archived)
Cat jumped on me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 10:02, archived)
guffed on a gibbon
it didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 11:18, archived)
Alright Katy Perry

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 14:18, archived)
My body determined that I had been asleep for long enough and so reactivated my conscious brain.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 14:29, archived)
You ever one of those days boys, you ever had one of those days, when nothings right, from morn to night, you ever had one one of those days
Wankers
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 19:51, archived)
no sorry

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 20:00, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 20:28, archived)
correct

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 20:47, archived)
Seems to be the hardest word, ignoramus

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 0:40, archived)
Yes, but it's all water off a duck's back now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 20:28, archived)
EVERY
FUCKING
DAY
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Dec 2024, 20:30, archived)
Frequently

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 21:17, archived)
I drink to forget

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 21:39, archived)
"Forget what?"
"I dunno, I've forgotten."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Dec 2024, 21:46, archived)
but you never forget to drink!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 21:46, archived)
A bright shiny new day!
How are you going to spoil it?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 8:39, archived)
The mental wants to go shopping
She'll ruin it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 9:02, archived)
Yeah
but please tell us how it goes because LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 9:13, archived)
I need something stronger than alcohol 🍸

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 18:57, archived)
Have you tried... very strong alcohol?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Dec 2024, 19:04, archived)
I only have gin

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 19:07, archived)
have you tried a gin enema?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 19:12, archived)
No
Nor will I.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 19:17, archived)
Prude

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Dec 2024, 19:28, archived)
All gin enemas taste the same.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Dec 2024, 21:07, archived)
Like painful rectum?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 21:17, archived)
By existing

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 9:04, archived)
By donating $1 million to the Trump inauguration

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 9:19, archived)
*pssst*
He won already.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Dec 2024, 15:20, archived)
Donating to his inauguration before he won it would have been a bit silly.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 17:12, archived)
Oh, I missed that word.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Dec 2024, 18:32, archived)
prolly toss off a ptarmigan
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 9:26, archived)
That's a fine idea

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 11:29, archived)
"Ptoss off", I think you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Dec 2024, 19:05, archived)
Prolly do some Kegels.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 14 Dec 2024, 10:05, archived)
With smoked salmon and cream cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 10:07, archived)
When you take over a bagel place, the first thing to do is change the lox.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 14 Dec 2024, 10:38, archived)
Jesus
That's terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 10:43, archived)
classic b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 14 Dec 2024, 10:55, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 14 Dec 2024, 10:23, archived)
By getting them out for the lads
#wahey
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 12:41, archived)
alrite Two Tits

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 13:11, archived)
Wait!
What?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Dec 2024, 13:41, archived)
alrite six tits

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 13:59, archived)
Hiya

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Dec 2024, 14:29, archived)
Quaid, you're drunk.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 14:55, archived)
start the compactor!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 15:16, archived)
Oh baby, you make me wish I had 2 weeks

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 14 Dec 2024, 15:19, archived)

2 4
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 18:47, archived)
By saying something stupid like I love you. <3

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 16:08, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 14 Dec 2024, 18:11, archived)
Hi spunkstain's, Queef Smegwin here
Yeah that's right, Queef Smegwin.

I'm off to see The Chats in Camden l8r, how are you spending 'Freeder neet'? You can say 'turning my knob orange by wanking whilst eating Wotsits'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:32, archived)
alt
www.gutenberg.org/files/37873/37873-h/37873-h.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:38, archived)
ALONE WITH THE HAIRY AINU

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:28, archived)
WITH FEATHERS ALL FLUFFY AND BROOOWN

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:57, archived)
IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HELP ME

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 17:13, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 20:35, archived)
There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Iluvatar
- and he made the Ainu, the Holey One's, who were with him before ought else was made.

I think that's how it goes, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 18:06, archived)
That's exactly what I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Dec 2024, 19:24, archived)
Work xmas meal
At the hotel that agatha christie went to when she did her 1926 vanishing act.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:38, archived)
for some reason I thought she did a runner to Egypt
and when I say 'a runner to Egypt' I of course meant 'a really eggy guff'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:44, archived)
WRONG

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:45, archived)
come on m8, all that Belgian food she ate, she must have dropped a load of absolute honkers

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:47, archived)
Beefy Eggo on the Orient Express

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:48, archived)
Cornershop'szzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:49, archived)
A Pocket Full of Guffs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:50, archived)
One, Two, Buckle My Poo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:53, archived)
Dead Man's Guffy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:53, archived)
The Woman in the Brown Suit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:55, archived)
Passenger to Frankfart

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:58, archived)
Sleeping Turder

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:59, archived)
Dial M
for Methane
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:08, archived)
pmsl

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:09, archived)
post me some lettuce?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:13, archived)
please make some linguine?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:15, archived)
pump my slot Lenin?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:23, archived)
parrots make sensual lovers

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:25, archived)
-nsua +mely

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:30, archived)
I've stayed there, the chips are decent

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:59, archived)
What about the ketchup?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 17:00, archived)
brown sauce u mean

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 17:11, archived)
probably just going to have a pleasant evening killing myself

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:41, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:44, archived)
bit of me time, ya know

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:45, archived)

ya know is all mine all mine, bit of me time is all mine COME ON
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:47, archived)
Please don't
I know you're a cunt and miserable and all, but who's going to piss us all off so expertly when you're dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 18:36, archived)
Replacing my shower hose

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:43, archived)
brose before hose m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:44, archived)
fo’ sho’

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:45, archived)
GS?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8433043
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:45, archived)
what with?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:44, archived)
Two cups and a piece of string

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:46, archived)
Beckzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:46, archived)
back in my day we'd use two strings and a piece of cup
cups were too expensive back then
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:51, archived)
I’ve spared no expense, the cups are porcelain

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:54, archived)
you should have got ones made of richcelain

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:57, archived)
alright Iain

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:59, archived)
no real Iains plz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:01, archived)
Nowt

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:54, archived)

Nowt turning my knob orange by wanking whilst eating Wotsits
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:04, archived)
Not keen on Wotsits
but well up turning my knob orange
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:08, archived)
my mate was the kid in the bus on the wotsits advert
and if anyone at school took the piss out of him for it he'd punch them in the face.

it didn't take long for people to not take the piss out of him, funnily enough.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:11, archived)
Turning my knob oranfe by eating monster munch.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:20, archived)
Lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:22, archived)
Drinking gin
And putting the tree up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:39, archived)

+my arse
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:45, archived)
I'm dangling the baubles as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 17:07, archived)
High queefs it's totes red wine time ugitme
*edit* plan is to drink wine, and whisky, and anything else starting with w
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 17:41, archived)
wankjizz

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 18:18, archived)
Enjoy.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 19:50, archived)
I'm going to one of those 'silent discos',
which will probably be a bit shit, but I've got some MDMA which should help make it bearable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Dec 2024, 20:18, archived)
try listening to some music with it, hth

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 20:42, archived)
Genius suggestion, why has nobody thought of this before?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Dec 2024, 20:54, archived)
That sounds dull as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 22:34, archived)
no you can't hear it at all

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 0:13, archived)
LOOK AT MY FUCKEN TITS
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 22:14, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 22:28, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 0:14, archived)
meh I've seen better

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 14 Dec 2024, 6:02, archived)
Happy Friday my happy friendly talkboard chums!
I hope you're all having a happy and productive Friday afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 14:58, archived)
Renting storage

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:11, archived)
Writing cards and drinking mulled cider.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:11, archived)
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:16, archived)
I watched a couple of episodes of Roger Ramjet the other day.
More subversive than I remember from the first time round, but then I was about 5 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:37, archived)
4 / 7 Soon You'll Get Better
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2n0xjrrjpo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 13:25, archived)
0/7 gunna gas myself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 13:38, archived)
I hope dozer gasses himself

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 13:51, archived)
4/7 pissing myself to the point of dehydration

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 13:57, archived)
2/7
I obviously haven't paid attention to the news this week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 13:57, archived)
3/7, gnome with a hadron.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Dec 2024, 14:03, archived)
0/0 poo on piss but never piss on poo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 14:22, archived)
2/7, radioactive dwarf star knackers

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 14:28, archived)
2/7 Makalu Rural Municipality

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 14:44, archived)
1/7 blood-flecked stools

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:14, archived)
Family friendly afternoon thread
Please don’t swear
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 12:36, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 12:38, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 12:41, archived)
Yes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 12:45, archived)
👍

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 12:48, archived)
about fucking time

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 12:48, archived)
you have been fined 1 credit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 13:06, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 13:11, archived)
I can see your tinky winky

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 13:28, archived)
*titters*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 13:59, archived)
CUNTWHISTLE

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 13:54, archived)
rudest of all The Who bassists

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:15, archived)
FUCKATHON

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 13:55, archived)
m o r n i n g

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 6:10, archived)

m
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 7:26, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 7:31, archived)
Duncan Novitals

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 8:00, archived)
DONEcan NO-WELL
I was alive in the 80s, but I have no memory of this much-loved personality and comedian.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 8:03, archived)
Same
Never heard of him in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 9:24, archived)
what a year the 80s was to be alive in

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:29, archived)
Duncan Notverywell

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 8:36, archived)
Morning my flubbly-wubbly /talk chums
Had a hilarious call with my solicitors yesterday. The estate I've been sorting out is nearly done with, just waiting on some final funds to come in e.g. refund on insurance, final utility bills etc.

Anyway. To placate the beneficiaries, we agreed to make them an interim payment of £35k each. All fine, you'd think, but the solicitors have to ensure each one legally verifies their identity. Bit of a faff, sure, but it's to ensure that the funds go to the right person. Two of the three family members went to a solicitor with some ID, got copies validated, job done. The third brother went apoplectic with indignation "why should I have to prove who I am?! This is completely unreasonable! I'm a respected member of the community I'll get my friend HE'S A COUNCILLOR YOU KNOW AND HE WILL WRITE TO YOU TO SAY THAT I AM WHO I SAY I AM NO YOU CAN'T SEE A BANK STATEMENT MY FINANCE ARE VERY, VERY CONFIDENTIAL WHO IS YOUR MANAGER I'M MAKING A COMPLAINT" etc. etc. Well. I mean, the solicitors will happily put up with his crap and his complaints... at a very hefty hourly rate. Stupid fucker doesn't seem to realise the more shit he stirs up the less money there wil be for him. The nice lady in the solicitors said "I see why you instructed us to deal with them on your behalf now, they're absolutely mad."
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 9:15, archived)
He sounds dreamy

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 10:01, archived)
Him and his brother are really very difficult.
deeply unlikable human beings. From what I've seen, they were very unpleasant to their sister when she was alive and after she became terminally ill, and now they're behaving appallingly in relation to her estate. I have a very low opinion of them.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 10:17, archived)
Shit through their letterboxes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 10:24, archived)
No need.
there will be a HUGE solicitors' bill at the end, that'll land with a much heavier thwack than a turd.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 11:53, archived)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 11:57, archived)
g n i n r o m

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 9:15, archived)
Friday the 13th morning

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 9:24, archived)
And it's tree day

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 10:00, archived)
Good morning!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 10:00, archived)
fuck off brb
just sayin
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 19:28, archived)
He can't still be here...
...can he?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Dec 2024, 19:47, archived)
i hope not

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 19:48, archived)
I thought perhaps LS18 finally understood that he can't shop
so referred his racism to talk under a new pseudonym
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Dec 2024, 19:58, archived)
i heard you're a racist now, ls18

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 20:02, archived)
Those gays are far away
Thank God, it's unnatural
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Dec 2024, 20:12, archived)
KILL THE IMMIGRANTS
Sorry, I meant 'evening'
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Dec 2024, 20:18, archived)
Gas your jews

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Dec 2024, 20:33, archived)
Again???

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Dec 2024, 22:10, archived)
You need a hug

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 20:52, archived)
+
e kick up the arse
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Dec 2024, 20:55, archived)

k d
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Dec 2024, 21:28, archived)
How's your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt cock for spots?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 16:21, archived)
Dunno, soz. I'll make sure to ask her.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 16:24, archived)
Very tired, I would imagine
Just like the rest of her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 16:41, archived)
Fair to middling

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 17:00, archived)
North westerly 5 to 7; good, becoming moderate or poor.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 17:05, archived)
Nanna is a mess
Probably AIDS
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Dec 2024, 17:20, archived)
suppurating

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 17:25, archived)
Sandwiches! Are they food or not food?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg8xdjexrvo
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 17:46, archived)
That's it. With the loss of this battle she just lost the entire culture wars.
There's no coming back from this. Everyone needs to declare their preferred pronouns in their sigs now.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 18:48, archived)
Done.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Dec 2024, 19:44, archived)
Yeah not bad, u?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Dec 2024, 17:48, archived)
rampant

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 18:32, archived)
classic b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 11:53, archived)
Alright Queef

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 12:07, archived)
hozzle

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 14:32, archived)
💲Ⓜ️🥚

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 12:50, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8432987
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 14:33, archived)

cl ic
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 13:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8432813
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 12 Dec 2024, 13:14, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8432864
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 13:28, archived)
he'

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 12 Dec 2024, 13:38, archived)
B3ta classic

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 12 Dec 2024, 14:18, archived)
innit doe

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 14:52, archived)
[V I E W I N G T H I S P O S T R E Q U I R E S A B3TA-GOLD S U B S C R I P T I O N]
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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 14:45, archived)
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lol member
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 14:46, archived)
no way lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 14:52, archived)
Eww, I thought we were past all this prolapsed anus stuff.
Put it away.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 14:51, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Dec 2024, 15:37, archived)
Woo, yay, houpla
Maybe even a panowie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 15:51, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Dec 2024, 7:06, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 7:12, archived)
Morning
another day closer to the grave
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 7:27, archived)
Bleurgh

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 7:37, archived)
Is it?
Then why is it still fucking dark out here, Smegg Wallace? Answer me that, if you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 7:41, archived)
You haven't opened your eyes yet, you tool

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Dec 2024, 7:42, archived)
Oh yeah well then how am I able to type sofjfjcjdjsksnc?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 8:40, archived)
Morning
I'm bored of this Thursday lark already.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 12 Dec 2024, 9:01, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Dec 2024, 9:23, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 9:59, archived)
BULLSHIT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Dec 2024, 10:00, archived)
HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 10:33, archived)
let's talk coffee machines
Do you have a coffee machine that you make coffee with? If so please tell me about it and include diagrams
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 18:26, archived)
Moka

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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 18:35, archived)
^ This
Does a moka pot qualify as a 'machine'?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:22, archived)
It does when you attach it to a power drill and stick it up your arse

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:24, archived)
A.k.a. how to make coffee for guests you'd rather not see again.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:43, archived)
No
European Machinery Directive defines a machine as:
an assembly, fitted with or intended to be fitted with a drive system other than directly applied human or animal effort, consisting of linked parts or components, at least one of which moves, and which are joined together for a specific application,

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an assembly referred to in the first indent, missing only the components to connect it on site or to sources of energy and motion,

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an assembly referred to in the first and second indents, ready to be installed and able to function as it stands only if mounted on a means of transport, or installed in a building or a structure,

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assemblies of machinery referred to in the first, second and third indents or partly completed machinery referred to in point (g) which, in order to achieve the same end, are arranged and controlled so that they function as an integral whole,

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an assembly of linked parts or components, at least one of which moves and which are joined together, intended for lifting loads and whose only power source is directly applied human effort.

So that's not a fucking coffee pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 20:56, archived)
no need to swear
there are 50yr old children present
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:45, archived)
It's called a kettle

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 18:53, archived)
NO IT IS NOT SMASH

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:20, archived)
SUCK MY BALLS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:22, archived)
Are they big and salty and brown?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 20:16, archived)
do they taste of freshly ground beans?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:20, archived)
I do have a coffee machine. It's Tassimo brand because I refuse to ever give money to Nestlé, the child-murdering bastards.
It takes pods of coffee because I am a lazy twat. I have to put them into special recycling bags.

I can't draw a diagram, so just imagine a detailed, labelled representation of a coffee machine with a pod in it and coffee coming out.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 19:36, archived)
very detailed. i was able to mindulate the imagery. thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:18, archived)
Tiramisu is the only coffee delivery platform I indulge.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 20:02, archived)
Ugh!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:39, archived)
I use those coffee bags
I bought 3 months supply, saves washing up a load of gear
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 20:18, archived)
I haven't bought coffee in over 2 years
My work provides kenco coffee sachets for all employees. They didn't specify where said coffee has to be consumed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 21:37, archived)
you are a coffee thief!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:22, archived)
I have 2, a Tassimo for lazy capsules and a Delonghi for fresh
I do not recycle my capsules, because I am utter scum

                             ______________________
                            (___________           |
                              [XXXXX]   |          |
                         __  /~~~~~~~\  |          |
       CT               /  \|@@@@@@@@@\ |          |
         )              \   |@@@@@@@@@@||          |
        (                   \@@@@@@@@@@||  ______  |
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    C\|     \               __\@@@@@@/__|  ~~~~~~  |
      \     /              (____________|__________|
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 21:55, archived)
Yeah but we love you anyway, you massive scumbag.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:15, archived)
wonderful diagram you revolting little guttersnipe

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 22:19, archived)
I drink tea . Looking at this thread I'd deport all you coffee loving cunts and let the tea loving immigrants in. In fact, we will just shoot you all.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 23:26, archived)
you probably drink yorkshire tea you pervert.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 23:29, archived)
I will not.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 23:50, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 0:38, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 2:29, archived)
GO TO SLEEP

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 7:13, archived)
Afternoon Rose

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 11 Dec 2024, 12:00, archived)
Afternoon petal

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 12:05, archived)
How does your garden gro... oh god no

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 12:10, archived)
from the ashes of morning

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 12:40, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 14:04, archived)
Morning Fred

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 8:18, archived)
morning wilma

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 8:38, archived)
Morning Jim

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 8:41, archived)
BULLSHIT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 8:48, archived)
Morning Bob

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 8:55, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 8:56, archived)
Rock Lobster oooooo yeaaaaah

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 9:08, archived)
COCK KNOBSTER, more like!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Dec 2024, 14:56, archived)
Bit rude.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 17:09, archived)
Hi Bob

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 9:08, archived)
^ standing on the landing

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 9:18, archived)
I have the next two days off
what should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 10:16, archived)
Gas yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 10:39, archived)
I gas myself all the time... with oxygen.
Fucking got you there didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 11:29, archived)
48 hour wankathon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 10:54, archived)
I'm after fresh ideas.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 10:57, archived)
Use a sock full of marbles instead of your hands

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 11:01, archived)
Now you're talking.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 11:16, archived)
morning Robyn
(Fred Astaire's wife)
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 11:32, archived)
We Were I.E.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 0:30, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 2:04, archived)
Lennnie On Ice

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Dec 2024, 7:08, archived)
Let me hear you scream

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 11 Dec 2024, 7:43, archived)
Could we have more non-deplorable threads please?
It's great that my plans to kill this board are evidently working, but the nasty cunts are filling the page up with their dull blithering nothingness.

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:53, archived)
Is it too early to start drinking?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:04, archived)
If you're drinking alone, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:57, archived)
It’s definitely not now.
Hopefully you’re absolutely shitfaced by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:31, archived)
No
I remembered that I had a machine full of wet laundry to sort out, so I'm just settling down now with a film and a large g&t
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 20:30, archived)
Is it the Spice Girls Movie?
I bet it’s the Spice Girls Movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 21:06, archived)
I fucking hate those cunts
It was dodgeball, it's just finished, so I'm thinking what I want to watch next. I think snow beast, it's terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 21:37, archived)
Debbie Does Dulwich

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 21:49, archived)
Does she?
I'm seeing her at the weekend, I'll have to ask her about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 22:57, archived)
Seen Baseketball?
One of the better sportsball comedies.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 22:20, archived)
I have not
Funny enough, I just sent my sister my Christmas list. She always buys me whatever DVD's I want. I've asked for life on earth, because I love a bit of Attenborough, Edwardian farm, Tudor monastery farm, Elvira and Cocaine Bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 22:56, archived)
I went to that there Windsor Castle today to see the king.
Great king, A+++++, would watch bestowing honours again.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:23, archived)
Are you now a knight of the belated empire?
I got the best honours-based schadenfreude experience a couple of years ago, but sadly this anecdote cannot exist online.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:03, archived)
Haha yeah sir 2can.
For services to bum fingering and the puerile digital arts
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:07, archived)
Bum fingering is a puerile digital art, if you do it right.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 19:17, archived)
Digital twice over.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Dec 2024, 20:12, archived)

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