The boy done a gig last nightTheir best so far, I reckon. Tore the proverbial roof off the place
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Two Hats π©π©, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 14:23,
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Dang, car crashThey're dropping like flies this week
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Two Hats π©π©, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 14:22,
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AfternoonI went for a jolly jog to Greenwich Park it was rather good. Lots of dog walkers walking their dogs and people with children on little bikes and that kind of thing. Very wholesome, sunny and pleasant.
Makes me want to do a big pile of massive drugs... it's been a long time.
Are you a grown up now?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 12:03,
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I'm giving blood.Annoyed by how long I have to wait, and the insistence on playing Radio 2 loud on a bad sound system.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 12:05,
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You know, I'm growing to hate giving blood.It wipes me out for a couple of weeks or a month, and the venues are always loud, chaotic, and alienating.
Maybe I'm not healthy enough to be doing this so often.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 12:15,
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I would like to give blood But I'm anaemic and on blood thinners, so I can't
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 12:31,
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I find it very weird that there's a question on the questionnaire you have to fill insaying "Have you ever had sex while on drugs?", with the idea being that you can't donate if the answer is yes.
I mean, the honest answer would be yes, loads, but only with my wife, or a previous long-term girlfriend. It's not like fucking while high is going to spontaneously generate the bad-Aids virus in your bloodstream, is it?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Mar 2025, 13:58,
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Actually, there are some fuckwits out there who think it will.The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, for example.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 14:28,
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I think the people who wrote the questionnaire probably think the way 'drugs' workis that a previously normal person does a line of coke or half a pill and then immediately gets the urge to rush out and find a prostitute to have unprotected anal sex with.
When by the worst thing for making people take stupid risks is booze, but they can't very well say "no blood from anyone who's had sex while shitfaced", because that would rule out anyone who isn't either a virgin or an observant Muslim.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Mar 2025, 16:43,
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The correct answer is "You mean you can have sex without drugs?"
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 17:54,
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I'm going to donate tomorrowso if any of you have a nasty accident you could end up with a some of Garold in you hur hur hur!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 15:33,
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I am currently suffering with painful haemorrhoids So yes, I'm squarely in middle age territory
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 12:12,
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Yeah. I get this from time to time.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 15:34,
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What an absurd question to ask on /talk.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 12:16,
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And this is normally such an anti-absurdist place, too.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 12:31,
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Well. That's alright.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 15:34,
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*check sky is light*Confirmed!
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 7:39,
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I was aiming for Zen of the Liberator(
Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 9:32,
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apparently blake's 7 still holds upi can remember watching it before bed with hot chocolate. when i'd finished my hot choc i had to go to bed.
sip. sip.. sip...
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 9:38,
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You have to look past the props, sets, effects, and sometimes hammy acting- but yeah, there's a kind of Anti-Star Trek show hiding in there.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 10:53,
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yeah i read that the story writing is pretty good(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 10:58,
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Best TV theme of all time IMO(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 12:01,
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Ironside m8Quincy Jones ripper. Grange Hill and Monkey would also be strong challengers
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 16:30,
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Good, more people need to accept Jesus into their lives (
Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 11:02,
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Morning.They are digging up the road outside my house today and it is very noisy. I have a mild hangover but I am addressing that with tea. Later I may go out in the sunshine, away from the noisy roadworks and the giant machine that looks like a finger.
/blog
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 11:10,
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Evening (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 18:25,
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Johansen is carrying eggs?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 21:23,
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condemned to eternal bullshit :((
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 1:18,
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ΰ² βΰ² i tried putting ππ on top but it won't line up properly
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Looks like the BBC beat us to this oneBBC News - R&B hitmaker Angie Stone dead in car crash
www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1d4r2nk4yyo
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 0:50,
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She left her indelible mark on the music industry initially as a member of the legendary rap group Sequence, right?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 2 Mar 2025, 11:54,
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Afternoon I bet you're wearing a smashing blouse
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 15:33,
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well it is national blouse day(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 17:09,
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I suppose so, yesWhat gets you up so early? Are you in an Eastern time zone?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 7:27,
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 9:55,
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Morning. Brakes had seized on the motorbike But I have a hammer so is fixed with hitting.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 8:34,
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i too have brake fixed with hitting(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 8:51,
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When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a motorbike brake.(
.Yeti., Sat 1 Mar 2025, 9:22,
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everything reminds me of motorbike brakes(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 9:38,
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Out of hours sabotage.https://b3ta.com/talk/5532580
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 3:05,
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I'll have to check this statement for truth(
broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 3:43,
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yeah what an irritating little ditty(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 8:52,
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More than sixteen years ago and still as cringeworthy as the day it was posted.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 9:03,
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I kept all our GAZ messages, ever.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 10:25,
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I didn’t even realise until just now that you could delete gazzes.Nice to know I have pointless bollocks chat taking up space on a server somewhere since 2006.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 10:35,
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Throw a hook, a jab, and a boot
I sneak a quick toot, then I fire another boot
For calling me a fruit, for trying to take the loot
Well, Billy won't be bothering any more hoods
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Mar 2025, 0:22,
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There's a locally brewed stout you should try while you're there I forget what it's called
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 23:34,
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Dublin m8how pissed are you ffs
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 23:40,
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what's for fucking dinner you slags(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:02,
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Truffle and mushroom orzo I'm not impressed with it
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:11,
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sounds like something queef would eat whilst watching the cambridge oxford boat race with an umbrella up his anus(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:22,
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I should have just had chips (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:43,
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i should have had a lot of things(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:47,
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Drugs? Sex? A ride on an alpaca through the ruins of chernobyl at midnight?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 20:00,
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stella for me. i ain't posh. and yeah having a blow out. 6 weeks sober fuck it that's healthy enough(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:23,
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The wagon will still be there when you want to get back on(
Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:29,
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oh i've still got one foot on it. i'm not going back to drinking every day. fuck that.breakfast beer, it seemed so perfectly normal at the time
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:31,
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I'm glad I've never got to the brekkie booze stageMore than one of my family have died from excessive booze, so it's a big topic for me. I think I have the genes for it.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 19:23,
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I got way beyond thatBut I'm ok now.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 21:58,
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Gin and tonic for me (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:42,
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Fuck off, it's Friday (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 20:00,
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what does chatgtp or whatever it's called advise?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:39,
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Phenyldihydrochloride benzelex(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:46,
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oh good. at least it's not completely useless.(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:48,
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mongy won't like thatthat is below the belt
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:38,
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Keep your filthy hands to yourself (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 19:18,
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He'll never respect you in the morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 20:01,
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On the side, yes.I need new trousers.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 18:49,
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A big old bowl of NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS M8(
Two Hats π©π©, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 19:31,
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5 / 7 Getting ready for blast-offwww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz9nnkkep29o
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 14:49,
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3/7 just shitting and shitting and shitting until no more shit comes out and then dying of overshitting(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 14:56,
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Keeping two tangs in a 55-gallon tank is generally not recommended due to their potential for aggression and territorial behavior, as most tang species require significantly larger tanksand even then, adding multiple tangs can be risky without careful planning and consideration of their specific needs and personalities; a 55-gallon tank is usually only suitable for a single tang you fucking stupid fucking cunt.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 16:49,
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Two-tang tank ain't nothing to fuck with.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 16:52,
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4/7 Getting ready but apparently not as ready as anyone who got 5(
.Yeti., Fri 28 Feb 2025, 14:57,
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better than i expected in all honesty(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 16:29,
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I can't believe you want to play a quiz, on the day that the world's greatest trivia expert has diedShame on you
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 15:04,
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Actuallyhis death was announced yesterday. The actual date of his death is unknown but it was probably at least 2 days ago. /Actually
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brb natural fistic, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 17:29,
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4/7 Chris Hughes is turning in his grave (
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 15:52,
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Does she, indeed?She can Vennell me any day if you know what I'm saying.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 16:18,
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Chris Tombs?It's not quite there, but I'm close, I'm sure of it
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 13:38,
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Quizzer Chris Hughes, star of the popular BBC and Channel 5 series Eggheads,has died aged 77, a statement on the programme's social media accounts has said.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 13:41,
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I didn't know who he was either tbhthanks 'Microsoft Edge'!
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 13:41,
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Is this what the kids mean when they talk about "edging"?(
Two Hats π©π©, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 14:11,
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I don't know, but I know a man who definitely will!Alexa, call Chris Hughes
Oh.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 15:58,
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Ok I don't think he was famous enough to get his own thread of death puns on herebut what do I know?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 14:13,
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Ok fineHughes it or lose it
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 14:27,
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Hughes the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?(Shaft)
You're damn right
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 15:55,
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just popped up on my unwanted Microsoft homepage *shrugs*(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 13:42,
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Why not turn that shit off?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 14:39,
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How else would I get my Chris Hughes nughes?(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 15:56,
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Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 13:12,
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Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck youI'm on my way to Ireland
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 13:13,
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Yes it is.Friday afternoon, in fact. That's nice.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 13:18,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 8:29,
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alrite smashdentist today. 120 just for the appointment and you have to pay up front.
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 8:31,
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Fuck Pain that you have to pay for? That sucks. Glad I don't have to pay for mine.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:13,
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fucking hell how big are your teeth?(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 12:59,
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no idea tbh, I get free dental through my Mrs' job(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 13:16,
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I said oops upside your headI said oops upside your head
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 8:40,
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when? i've never heard you say that(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 8:48,
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hmmmthinking is very dangerous
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 11:07,
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I don't know who what isI only watch Loony Tunes cartoons
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:13,
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From the Popbitch e-mail, 29/02/24:"Just wanted to share a story about John Savident's kindness to members of staff at The Ox pub in Manchester (behind the old Granada studios on Liverpool Road).
"Back in 2004, he came in with a young male friend (no doubt wanting to learn about acting skills, etc...). As the evening progressed, John got quite drunk and became quite friendly with this young man. Before things got too messy, but not before Savident fell over due to a booze fuelled loss of balance, a cab was ordered for his friend and then another one half an hour later for Mr Savident (there were always paps outside, just in case pissed Corrie stars stumbled out).
"A couple of days later he returned to buy everyone who worked on the shift he visited a drink to say thank you for not alerting the press to his more recent antics with young men as he was on a final warning from Corrie bosses..."
(, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 10:25, archived)
On 1 December 2000, Savident was involved in a serious incident with an escort at his flat in Manchester. In the early hours of the morning, Savident was stabbed in the neck. He didn't like it.friend of gary busey
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 11:24,
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You really should have a warning on that link before people click it.(, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 12:29, archived)
Right, morning, yep.What do we do today?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 8:59,
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If that's your nickname for your penis, I'm out.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:07,
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Go to the mental's House And make sure that the incredibly dodgy cleaner her "friend" set up doesn't get in. She's a known thief.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:16,
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I don't know who the mental isand until now I've been too afraid to ask. Who's the mental?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:33,
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My aunt She's the greater of 2 mentals, both aunts. She thinks she's a great judge of character, but she really isn't. She trusts people who she barely knows to use her bank card. This whole cleaner business is the last straw, though, I told her this friend of hers couldn't be trusted, and now she's doing her best to get the mental to hire her thieving friend as a cleaner. Thankfully, she's already registered as a vulnerable adult, so we can let police and social services know that they're trying to swindle her.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:39,
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Bloody hell, ok. People who swindle vulnerable adults are the worst. Except for people who talk on speakerphone on public transport, of course.
Let me know if you need anyone's kneecaps smashed in, I'll send Big Jimmy and the boys round.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:43,
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I thought we reserved our greatest opprobrium for people who said scone instead of scone AND I do have a friend known as Big Jim who cable tied a dodgy dealer to a shopping trolley and threw him in a canal while he and his friends laughed at the screams and bubbles. I think they fished him out before he drowned but I've never asked.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 10:36,
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Ok maybe we can agree that people who mispronounce "scone" in a speakerphone conversation on public transport are the worst.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 10:54,
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I'd like to second that proposal, all in favour say "fuck no you fucking cunt fuck off"(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 11:00,
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I'm so glad I went round there The absolute bitch was there, trying to convince the mental to let the other girl in to clean. I told her that I knew my cousin had messaged her and told her to stay away or risk police involvement. She started yelling, accusing me of lying and said that I'm being controlling and abusive to the mental. I got my phone out and said they had 5 seconds to fuck off before I called the police. That did the trick.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 11:59,
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Always good to be able to threaten police action knowing you're in the right. Well done.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 12:27,
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It makes a change From the mental calling them because a neighbour's son looked at her funny
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 12:55,
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Dude! That's, like, whoa. Dude.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:34,
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Be well (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 9:40,
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I was at a party in the 90s, and in the kitchen were the two girls from Shampoo, both throwing up in the sinkThey also had a column in some magazine where they slagged off our club night for being an industry back-slapping wankfest, which in hindsight was an entirely fair assessment.
Despite being a) really shit and b) one-shit wonders, they were hugely successful in Japan. How about THAT, fact fans?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 12:58,
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I'd have liked tickets to see the Wu tang, maybe final tour, life sucks. I never even asked to be born IHATE U(
mongychops, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 20:36,
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They’re no Showaddywadyy(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 23:30,
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A friend of mine saw them when Ol' Dirty Bastard was still alive.He said ODB just crouched at the front of the stage glaring at the crowd and refusing to join in with any of the tracks, until they played Shimmy Shimmy Ya, at which point he became animated and alive instead of some weird drug-infused hip-hop gargoyle. Fun times.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 23:35,
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I saw ODB at IlfordHe was pissed out of his nut, barely said any rhymes, spent most of his set telling chicks where his hotel was and then his trousers fell down. 10/10
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 23:59,
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I have met GZA, Method Man and CappadonnaGZA solo live is fucking superb. Seen him 3 times. On one occasion with his band, who had ODB's brother Ramsey Jones on drums. Also seen Wu with YDB and it was like they all got old and ODB was still a kid.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 0:07,
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Ever heard Gza's first record on Cold Chillin?youtu.be/ORCr5X_9pbA?si=wLeHaEEiZDHfc0kP
Only a year before Enter the Wu Tang...
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 0:14,
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Seen them several times, always great youtu.be/TNJm2CBoqMo?si=mDlGTxpCHeaBEYtg
That was a good night, Method Man at Equinox in Leicester Square was magic
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 0:05,
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I wouldn't go there m8, it's full of Covid(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 0:50,
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π~FROG NEWS UPDATE~πAt least 6 clutches now! It's getting hard to tell as they are laying some of them on top of older clutches. I really should have pruned the irises back a bit.
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brb natural fistic, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 17:34,
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I really should have pruned the anemones, motherfuckers back a bit.(
brb natural fistic, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:04,
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Otherwise you'd end up like two tangs in a 55 gallon tank(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:24,
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βοΈ~TEACUP NEWS~βοΈI bought a new 500ml teacup, I'm just using it for the 2nd time now, and it pings. :(
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brb natural fistic, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 21:09,
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It's occurred to me that the Hackmans may have died from carbon monoxide poisoning or somethingrather than going out in a blaze of glory, so my comment about massive cuntishness might have been a bit unwarranted.
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.Yeti., Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:17,
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Well yeah, CO poisoning is the main theory, seeing as the police are saying no foul play involved.(, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:57, archived)
I thought the suicide euphemism was 'no suspicious circumstances'?As in, cause of death is obvious.
(, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:48, archived)
They're now saying they were found mummified with a bottle of pills open and spilled all over the placeso it's basically anybody's guess at this point.
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.Yeti., Fri 28 Feb 2025, 0:29,
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Yeah. Badly fitted wood burner chimney or something (
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 23:07,
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I'll call the New Mexico police and tell them to cancel the investigation,some folk off the internet have solved everything
(, Fri 28 Feb 2025, 6:07, archived)
Thinking of quitting my job and opening a pubβThe Smeggy Bellβ
Free entry for b3tans
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:19,
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You'll have people b3ting a path to your door.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:32,
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You'd have to serve a wide range of cheese-based snacks.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Feb 2025, 16:58,
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ah fuckI don't know what I clicked on but now YouTube is bombarding me with shit like 'FOREIGNERS REACT TO WELSH NATIONAL ANTHEM'
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 17:52,
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AMERICANS FIND OUT BRITISH FOOD IS AMAZING AT CAMDEN MARKET(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 17:55,
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Have you ever seen a YouTube ad for a weird jawline exercise thing?It's fucking mental
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:03,
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It's bonkersIt's like a wad of rubber, that (they claim) you use to exercise, and thus increase the mass of, your jawline.
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Two Hats π©π©, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 18:20,
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So it's a bit like doing a few strong pills and gurning your way through several packets of chewing gum,only a lot less fun, in other words.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:14,
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Cashing in on the Gen-Z/A "mewing" nonsense.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:33,
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oh no, that happened to me a while backBlatantly fake BS, over-reacting to try and hide the fact they heard it all many times.
You have to go through for a few days and click "not interested" on all of them on the main home feed. For a few of them, pick "do not recommend this channel" too, and they should all go away.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:31,
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Afternoon, chums.What's your favourite thing about Thursdays? Or failing that, what's your favourite thing about me?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:37,
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I like your answer and the efficiency of your answer.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:00,
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Can I answer both?1) It's almost Friday.
2) He's one of the best b3tans, and has retained the ability to detect humour in text form over the many many years that have passed.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:43,
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Ironically I can’t tell if you’re taking the piss or not with number 2 there.lol number 2
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:02,
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tang led up in bluei thought we were still doing tangs, fuck
also I just found some weird shit brb posted about me
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 12:50,
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"Doing tangs" sounds like some drug thing that I'm not cool enough to understand. Was it truthful weird shit or calumnious lies?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:52,
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if you've never snorted a live fish it may be time to start It's just weird.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 14:01,
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:08,
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while they be hatin, i be clip clip clippin(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:49,
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Only use the finest Anemone Pruning scissors.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:50,
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this shit made in FRANCE foolsorry, Trouser, I think I may have smoked some bad seafood :(
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:54,
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Please do not inhale seafood.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 17:15,
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When you go out to buy powder, but get chowder instead. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Feb 2025, 19:15,
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My guess isit will be me responding to mohafa's lies, cowardly defence of racists, and religious hypocrisy (the main things I dislike mohafa for).
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brb natural fistic, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 14:52,
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2/3: Dharma Police, Arrest This Man(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:01,
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Ok, that sounds like the sort of nonsense, tomfoolery and/or balderdash with which I don't get involved.I will note that you've misspelled "mofaha", though. Twice.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:03,
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I'm with arthur dentI could never get the hang of thursdays
you're one of the more consistent b3tans, good value and rarely if ever get involved in nonsense
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Life's too short for nonsense, tomfoolery and balderdash.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:12,
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Monkeyshines, poppycock, shenanigans. To name a few more.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:04,
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A bit of tomfoolery is good for you (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 14:39,
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You've not burned my neck(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:07,
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I've not burned your neck yet, garold. YET.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 13:13,
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Well, when and if that happens I'll change my answerto both those questions.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:59,
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It's almost Friday And I've just been treated to lunch by my parents
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 14:38,
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Then you need to kick my brother right the fuck out of the house He's 52, for fuck's sake
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Feb 2025, 15:33,
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